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Please I’m trying to figure out what they’re called so I can make them for my tree

Anyone remember what those like, ornaments that are made the way you make cookies are called? You can’t eat them but they smell very nice

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Oh ice cream isn’t but GRAVY is? What of those of us who prefer to dip our fries in our milkshakes? Do you know not the joy of dipping your fries in a Dairy Queen blizzard? Are you not a simple being of simple pleasures, combining the saltiness of the fries with the sweetness of ice cream? Do you cower in fear of those who try this blasphemy?

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No one warned OP about stairs smh

I’m visiting my friend right now in her 18th century home she’s restoring where the lights don’t work in one part of the house, creeping to the bathroom like some sort of haunt, feeling for the walls with rising dread, utterly lost in the perfect darkness, like Jonathan Harker in Dracula’s castle, if Jonathan Harker were the sort of person to trip and stand there cringing in the night as his can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice bangs all the way down the oaken staircase, one step at a time, the cacophony of a freight train, and then proceed to practically crawl through the remaining dark to the bathroom for a washcloth, to wipe up the trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice before it can soak into the wood floor, with the fevered terror of lady macbeth hallucinating blood on her hands

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Anyone remember what those like, ornaments that are made the way you make cookies are called? You can’t eat them but they smell very nice

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Dude when I saw the concept I literally said ‘so a stack modus?’ Fuck you andrew hussie, fuck you programing system shit it’s based on, i foresee and end to all things and unfortunately it is the great green eye of death at the center of the incipisphere

My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.

So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.

Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...

they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh

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Nimble indeed

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

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So 20 years, huh? Is this what it feels like to have made it longer than I thought I would?

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I love the absolutely decrepit image of equius sobbing, 10/10

i’ve got finals this week, so if i’m not posting very much, that is why. here’s an accumulation of doodles and unfinished drawings of equius and ezequiel (special guest appearance by nepeta)

he looks a bit strange in some of these, but to be frank i don’t really care. it’s okay to look a bit strange.

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If you don't radicalize your friends, fascists will <3

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Just got my IUD put in, T isn’t a one stop shop unfortunately, and you can still get pregnant on it

The gynecologist was surprised to learn I wanted an IUD because apparently another trans guy just recently told her, very confidently, that he can't get pregnant because T makes you infertile.

Guys. Boys. Dudes. Folks... Don't play with fire.

Testosterone can inhibit some of the other hormonal levels that trigger ovulation, making ovulation less predictable. Many peoples’ ovaries will release eggs less frequently, if at all. However, this doesn’t mean that ovulation entirely stops if someone is taking testosterone. This means that a person on T can still be fertile and get pregnant while on testosterone.

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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

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3 pillbug girlfriends dating. roly polyamory

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Me fr fr right now

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The beginning of the end of finals is marked with the end of my latest art piece: ‘my bones might not change but the seasons do’ and tbh I think it turned out banger. I don’t usually work much with acrylics since I usually don’t have access to them, but my partner’s mom lent me her set for this project and honestly I kind of love them and have to paint more with them

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Hopital :3

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Glass beach ftw

I got 666 streams on guitar song