#I was so obsessed with this asshole
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Jayce Talis but give him the Giopara (lack of) charm
#arcane#jayce x viktor#jayvik#i like to think jayce is the kind of genius who has no patience for people who can't keep up with him#like sure he is nice in general#but if you have to work with him? oh he's an asshole#all his peers hate him#the only reason this is not a problem with viktor is that he's just as smart (maybe even smarter)#and in my mind this is also why he's so obsessed with the partner thing#he never thought he would find one
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*hits blunt* Joker has a long-standing one-sided beef with Nightingale in the Blood Blossom au because Nightingale clocked his shit almost immediately and began "sharks are smooth"ing at him. But because Nightingale only comes out in case of emergencies, Joker has to come up with increasingly convoluted schemes to trap the Batman in order to lure him out.
This has the opposite desired effect because this is the equivalent of using increasingly difficult locks to keep the raccoons out of your trash. All you're doing is teaching the raccoons how to pick locks. This also pisses off the other Rogues because Joker keeps making trapping the Batman exponentially harder all because he's beefing with his teenage son.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#blood blossom au#all jokes here all jokes but thats my crack idea for the day LMAO. i think its funniest with BB Danny rather than any other danny#danny has no super special feelings about the Joker. He's a highly dangerous asshole who reeks of middle school redpill edginess.#at least in my understanding of the modern iteration of joker. that's how he comes off as. 'we live in a society' ass mfer. my understandin#of the joker also comes from that one Terry Mcginnis scene in the batman future movie where he caused Joker to have a mental breakdown all#because he laughed at him and called him unfunny. like thats my understanding of the joker and im extrapolating from there.#danny's trick is that he doesnt act sardonic sarcastic or mockingly at Joker at any point in time if he interacts with him. bc if he does#he loses. bc then the joker knows that he IS getting under his skin and then everything else is moot. and it drives Joker INSANE#Joker has an obsession with Batman? NO! Obsession with Nightingale for you! and Bats is NOT happy about it#Danny Casts: that paranoid feeling you get walking past a group of teenagers and hearing them randomly start giggling as you pass by.#its VERY effective.#Danny's not as unaffected as he acts but that doesnt matter to him in the grand scheme of things. so long as joker THINKS he doesnt care#he'll keep doing what he's doing. In reality Joker annoys & irritates the hell out of him. His ideology pisses him off so he gets revenge#by ruthlessly ruining the guy's day whenever he can. 'tell me about why you go by the joker' and then start giggling while he's talking#danny's had YEARS to refine his ability to get under an egomaniac's skin. he takes the joker seriously just not to his face
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happy pride month here’s my contribution of trans nanami who didn’t transition until after he left jjtech and so when he comes back a brick shithouse it throws everyone for a loop. the group chat and i have dubbed this pre-t version of him nananiña. naniña for short
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#art#nanami kento#haibara yu#ieiri shoko#gojo and geto r there but they’re not important in this. they’re just being assholes#naniña u will always be so famous to meeee. she’s rly cutesy poop#i’m kinda obsessed i have so many comic and drawing ideas. both trans related and just daily life#nanami and haibara i need to draw them more and don’t even get me started on nanami and shoko#god u guys those two have always been rly important to me i refuse to believe they’re not really good friends.#shoko is thrilled to have another ‘girl’ around i think she drags nanami on impromptu outings just the two of them much to gojos chagrin#his fomo can’t handle it#anyway i also firmly believe shoko is the first one nanami comes out to. it would’ve been haibara but i imagine nanami never got the chance#to tell him cuz. well u know#anywho i’m yapping happy pride month everypony
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Listen, I love when Robin is the name and costume Dick choose almost purely as a homage to his parents and the circus, but I do think it is incredibly funny (and in character) when in Jeff Lemire’s Batman and Robin he chooses the costume design purely because it would piss Bruce off! 10/10 work and decision making, really sets the standard and expectations for every Robin going forward right here
#yes yes yes I know that he chose Robin as a name bc his mum called him Robin sometimes#but it’s just so funny to me when he just he finds out that Alfred destroyed his first dark costume and then immediately goes to his room#and makes a new and very bright costume#dick grayson#they could never make me hate you#also Dustin Nguyen I am obsessed with your art#batman#robin and Batman#Batman and Robin#Dick Grayson as Robin#baby Robin#bruce wayne#nightwing#dc comics#batfamily#robin#titans#Dick Robin#Robin Dick#he is such a little asshole I am obsessed with him
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the sharp inhale raphael does when you tell him to paint you a picture cracks me up so bad. bro couldn’t wait to give his little theatrical number.
#raphael is literally that ‘he looks like he’s itching to tell me a riddle’ meme#he’s so annoying. im obsessed with him#yes i have the better raphael outfits mod. he’s not allowed to speak to me while wearing that fugly default outfit of his#i have a love hate relationship with it. on one hand it gives me the ick but on the other he still somehow looks so damn fine in it#pisses me off 😒#especially because i just KNOW he’d be the biggest judgmental asshole when it comes to tav/durge’s fashion choices#like girl… you have ZERO room to talk wearing that fugly fit#looking like lord farquaad from shrek 😒#anyways this stupid mod makes me insaaaaaaaane he looks so good i need to be put in a straight jacket before i start gnawing at his ankles#ignore my party of edgelords. no one is safe from the drow black dye#bg3#raphael
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Watching Deep Space Discounts straight up revived my desire to create art, I've been floundering for like a year now with insane art block but this show(+ some moots being really sweet about my ocs last night when I spam reblogged all my old art) has reminded me how much I love original characters and how much fun it is to make my own, so yeah thank you to this show and it's creator for not just making something amazing but making something amazing enough that it makes other people make amazing things too!!
#also trying SO hard not to be obsessed with Kip like he's a rudr asshole who's also a CACTUS??#I live in Arizona do you know how much I fucking LOVE cacti????#and also rude characters??#I'm doomed#not to mention Immy and Vee oh my god my butch heart#I'M NORMAL I SWEAR#deep space discounts
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Ever since I started engaging into fandom spaces when I was a teenager I've always naturally gravitated towards the rarepairs or the unpopular character or the ignored friendship/dynamic
And I suppose it's cause like, my brain already sees a lot of content for the popular ships/popular characters/popular friendships in canon, so there's no need to contribute to them cause like, the rest of the fandom has it covered
Which is why my brain always latches onto the unpopular things cause like, those poor guys need some loving too I may as well do it for them lol
Anyway, basically if it is a fandom favorite, most chances are that I won't hyperfixate on it lol
#rip all of u guys who are into the twilight + wild duo i will probably never provide for you 😓💔#my entire xenoblade fandom experience was to latch onto the least popular shulk ship and cry at the like 4 fics in the tag#also my zelda/ilia rarepair oough#my fire emblem ships are so rarepair-ish i always get surprised when i get more than 50 likes in a piece lmao#my favorite fire emblem characters are like so unpopular u guys it's so painful#anyway my brain is such an asshole like do you know how easy my life would've been in the xenoblade fandom#if i just liked noah/mio like oh my god would my life be easy#but nooooooo my brain has to latch onto the rarepair yuri don't you brain#i think the only ship that I'm obsessed with that is slightly popular is moraghid but since it's a yuri ship even if it's popular#it has so little content ooough#anyway yeah just wanted to rant lmao#miry's yapping
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We've had a thousand and one 'de Rolos adopt Caleb/Beau/Laudna/Molly/Veth/whoever' AUs, time for 'Percy finds Prism rummaging around his library like a raccoon through garbage' AU!
EDIT: started writing this enjoy
#i am. so SO fucking tempted to write this its unreal#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#critical role#prism grimpoppy#percival de rolo#love how Ashton is so obsessed with him. the rich asshole in the castle. he is SO Prissy about Percy its hilarious
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Oh my self interested cunty husband they could never make me hate you
#y’all want me mad at striker for behaving like striker#i fear i cannot do that !!!#always been a self interested asshole#lol why would he stop now#ANYWAY OBSESSED WITH HIS FIT GOD#HE LOOKED SO GOOD#THE WHITEEEE#THE BELL BOTTOM CHAPS??#oh they knew he served#helluva boss#striker helluva boss#helluva boss striker#helluva boss mastermind#helluva boss spoilers#hb spoilers
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imo jax has no clue that hes miserable. like hes putting on a face for sure but i dont think he actually has the emotional awareness to know WHY hes doing that. he just wants to look cool and masculine and thats as far as he thinks on it. theres more to it but he doesnt know that. being sad isnt cool so he wouldnt even entertain the idea that hes secretly sad
#tadc#hes absolutely miserable but he doesnt. realize i dont think#i think he knows when hes Currently unhappy but i dont think he like#realizes that theres an underlying misery to his entire existence#hes trying to be cool and is forcing himself to have fun all the time#the man is desperate to be happy and laugh and has found a way to do it#its not viable and also its a bandaid on his problems but he doesnt realize#and also hes a piece of shit#i hope he one day recovers because its tragic and also bc for the others' sake he should stop being an asshole to them#hes more ok expressing negative emotions if theyre like. angry or frustrated. he just ignores sadness. its not cool of him#idk if im wrong or if i jsut interpret him differently but genuinely#to me he is a guy more obsessed w looking cool than almost everything else#a bold move when he doesnt respect anyone around him#then again he knows(?) thers an audience so . maybe its for them#or maybe he wants the illusion of superiority over the others#they all might be jumpy and mopey but hes above that and wants them all to know#its just one way to have control over literally anything in the circus#and i think thers struggles every chracter has in come way and like#i think i should look at how the charcters interact w the concept of their own autonomy#bc theres something there#esp given a lot of gangles actions in ep 4 revolve around her finally. finally having literally any control over how ppl treat her#even if its not actually 'real' control#and smth smth caine getting rid of zoobles option to not participate#pomni getting dragged places CONSTANTLY#ragatha trying to maintain the other characters emotional stability#which reads as a desperate desire to stop players from abstracting. to me. which is in itself#a desire for control in a bad situation#then theres kinger....#i cant think of much for him. in terms of control#he doesnt seem to have control of anything but he has a surprisingly large amnt of authority
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Look i just need you to hear me out p lea se
#art#ickyarts#freemind#gordon freemind#gordon freeman#half life#what an asshole#i wanna kiss him so bad it makes him look stupid#my half life obsession is coming back
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“He’s so basic looking,WTH do you even see?”
“I hate Adam”
“He’s literally a dickhead-”
OMFG I LOVE HIM YALL ARE JUST HATERS
#lamps shenanigans#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#Adam#alex brightman#helluva boss#vivziepop#vivzieverse#god I need him so bad#liek I don’t think I’ve ever been this obsessed with an asshole#actually that’s a lie
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I wish it was at least a little more socially acceptable to be weird and look weird. I feel like, if it was, I would look way weirder and I want that so bad
#also before anyone says that you can just be weird without caring what people think: please consider that people are assholes#I just keep thinking about the miw concert bc one of the guys in the band (not Chris; idk all their names) served so much on that stage#like I'm kind of obsessed with how he looked and wish I could look like that#and like obviously I get that he's dressing like that for the band and the concert. it's part of the performance#but like I don't get to dress up in fun ways for work so I wish I could at least do that on regular days without people being mean#the world would be so much cooler too if people were allowed to be and look like what they want
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James Wilson that fucked up little critter I want to put him into a blender and see him all sad and woeful with his stupid big brown eyes
#House is shockingly simple. Hes a huge asshole and funny and I've got him all figured out#WILSON ON THE OTHER HAND!!! THAT FREAK!!! IM OBSESSED WITH HIM!!!#no fic or any of my stupid brain's simulated scenarios can prepare you for canon James Wilson and his unpredictability#house is absolutely right wilson is interesting . hes the most interesting guy and i cant figure him out and its making me ill#like 90% of his screentime hes nice and pleasant but that 10% where hes a freak makes me FEEL GENUINELY SO SICK!!!! AGHHHHHHHH#heph.txt
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higuchi thoughts of the day: as much as i love the idea of her having some devastatingly destructive ability… her having a healing/support ability would explain so much of her character. like. her high ranking in the mafia despite (as far as we know) not being extraordinarily strong. her assignment to akutagawa + his resentment of her + her being so overprotective of him. the irl author’s connection to mori and yosano. dw about it
#what if it’s something like alleviating pain or slowing disease progression. a palliative care thing#if that’s the case then it would explain why it’s been a mystery for so long. asgr would've had to reveal akutagawa’s illness first#which only just happened timeline-wise#ik aku said he hasn’t told anyone about it but. i find it very hard to believe he could hide it from mori of all people. the literal doctor#but GOD it would just make so much sense.#i always thought it was weird that he has these ultra specific plot reasons for why he treats/treated atsushi and kyouka so badly#but for higuchi it’s just. unprovoked malice??? idk. i don’t buy it#and why does he even need an assistant. there are other mafiosi weaker/less loyal/more of a loose cannon than he is that don’t have one#but if she was assigned to him bc of his illness… him not being able to stand her bc her presence is indicative of his own weakness#her being overbearing bc she knows it’s entirely her responsibility to stop him from succumbing to his poor health#much more satisfying than the ‘he’s just an asshole’/‘she’s just a obsessed stalker’ idea that a lot of people believe#and it would add a whole new layer of context to that chapter of her saving his life and saying it’s her job to do so. hrmmmm.#i can invent an akutagawa and higuchi lore that’s sooooo copium#bsd#higuchi
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no, you don't get it. you DON'T GET IT. odysseus's mother's last thoughts being about her son is heart wrenching; odysseus's mother being voiced by jay's mom is overwhelming BUT YOU'RE MISSING SOMETHING
when she dies, jay will be left with the remnants of his mother soothing him, promising him that she is waiting for him. WHEN SHE DIES, he will still have this song. he will have his mother's melodic voice as a comfort in his grief.
THAT is what kills me every time. that is what sends me to the floor whenever the underworld plays.
#am i going crazy#these thoughts have haunted me#i am literally so obsessed with this#because i would KILL to have vocal remnants of those i've lost#telling me that they're waiting for me#and knowing their last thoughts were of me#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga#the underworld#jorge rivera herrans#but do you understand what i'm saying#or do i just sound like an asshole#please reach the right audience#DO YOU GET IT#if this has already been said#sorry but i had to say it too#i did not explain this correctly#but idk how else to say it
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