#all jokes here all jokes but thats my crack idea for the day LMAO. i think its funniest with BB Danny rather than any other danny
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*hits blunt* Joker has a long-standing one-sided beef with Nightingale in the Blood Blossom au because Nightingale clocked his shit almost immediately and began "sharks are smooth"ing at him. But because Nightingale only comes out in case of emergencies, Joker has to come up with increasingly convoluted schemes to trap the Batman in order to lure him out.
This has the opposite desired effect because this is the equivalent of using increasingly difficult locks to keep the raccoons out of your trash. All you're doing is teaching the raccoons how to pick locks. This also pisses off the other Rogues because Joker keeps making trapping the Batman exponentially harder all because he's beefing with his teenage son.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#blood blossom au#all jokes here all jokes but thats my crack idea for the day LMAO. i think its funniest with BB Danny rather than any other danny#danny has no super special feelings about the Joker. He's a highly dangerous asshole who reeks of middle school redpill edginess.#at least in my understanding of the modern iteration of joker. that's how he comes off as. 'we live in a society' ass mfer. my understandin#of the joker also comes from that one Terry Mcginnis scene in the batman future movie where he caused Joker to have a mental breakdown all#because he laughed at him and called him unfunny. like thats my understanding of the joker and im extrapolating from there.#danny's trick is that he doesnt act sardonic sarcastic or mockingly at Joker at any point in time if he interacts with him. bc if he does#he loses. bc then the joker knows that he IS getting under his skin and then everything else is moot. and it drives Joker INSANE#Joker has an obsession with Batman? NO! Obsession with Nightingale for you! and Bats is NOT happy about it#Danny Casts: that paranoid feeling you get walking past a group of teenagers and hearing them randomly start giggling as you pass by.#its VERY effective.#Danny's not as unaffected as he acts but that doesnt matter to him in the grand scheme of things. so long as joker THINKS he doesnt care#he'll keep doing what he's doing. In reality Joker annoys & irritates the hell out of him. His ideology pisses him off so he gets revenge#by ruthlessly ruining the guy's day whenever he can. 'tell me about why you go by the joker' and then start giggling while he's talking#danny's had YEARS to refine his ability to get under an egomaniac's skin. he takes the joker seriously just not to his face
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(TQ USER IM NOT YELLING I JUST TYPE LIKR THIS I FORGOR I HAVE TO PUT A DISCLAIMER EVER TIME OR WHATEVER) HAI !! FIRST TIME SENDING AN ASK HERE LMAO. SO I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS KINNIE DISCORD SERVER DRAMA I HAD SO I MIGHT AS WELL SUBMIT IT HERE.
SO IM A VRISKA SERKET KINNIE, UNFORTUNATELY. BUT BACK IN 2022, I BELIEVED I WAS DIRK STRIDER, DUE TO SHITTY IDENTITY ISSUES AND PROBABLY OTHER THINGS. I HAD RECENTLY GOTTEN MY KINNIE BOYFRIEND (NOW EX) INTO HOMESTUCK, AT THE TIME. WEâLL CALL HIM SODA. SO SODA HAD MET THIS GIRL ON TIKTOK, GOING BY THE NAME TRANSFEM TEREZI. SHE HAD A BUNCH OF FOLLOWERS AND WAS GENERALLY WELL KNOWN ON HOMESTUCK TIKTOK. SO THEY BECAME BESTIES, AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS NEAT SO I STARTED TALKING TO HER ON DISCORD. WE BECAME BESTIES AS WELL !!
SO WE ALL KINNED FROM HOMESTUCK, THEREFORE WE DECIDED TO MAKE A HOMESTUCK KINNIE SERVER. AFTER A FEW DAYS IT WAS DONE, AND TEREZI INVITED ALL OF HER FOLLOWERS. ALL OF US BEING DUMB AND HAVING NO MODERATION EXPERIENCE, WE MODDED RANDOM PEOPLE, WHICH WILL BE IMPORTANT L8TER.
THE SERVER WAS PRETTY ACTIVE AND EVERYONE WAS HAVING FUN. FOR LIKE 5 DAYS. ONE DAY, I WAS AT THE BEACH WITH MY FAMILY AND MY PHONE WAS IN THE CAR. ONCE WE WERE DONE, I CAME BACK TO CHECK IT. AND THERE IT WAS, 100+ NOTIFS. I WAS CONFUSED AND WENT ON DISCORD, ONLY TO SEE THE HORRORS:
TONS OF DMS FROM 6 DIFFERENT PEOPLE, 3 DIFFERENT NEW GROUP CHATS, 5 PEOPLE ASKING ME WHAT HAPPENED, AND SOME PEOPLE TELLING ME TO DIE. I WAS SO DAMN CONFUSED, SO I LOOKED TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON AND ASKED ABOUT IT.
APPARENTLY, A GUY NAMED BEEF NUTS JOINED THE SERVER AND STARTED SPAMMING SLURS AND SCAT JOKES, AMONG OTHER THINGS. REASONABLY, ONE OF THE MODS BANNED HIM. THIS TURNED OUT TO BE A HORRIBLE IDEA, AS ONCE HE WAS BANNED, THE OTHER MODS AND SOME MEMBERS GOT PISSED AND STARTED SPAMMING âJUSTICE FOR BEEF NUTS,â WHICH HAD CAUSED TEREZI TO JUST GET STRESSED AND FUCKING LEAVE THE SERVER WHILE IT ALL WENT DOWN??
SOON ENOUGH, THE SERVER WAS IN SHAMBLES. EVERYONE WAS CONFUSED AND THE OWNER HAD LEFT, PLUS CHANNELS WERE CLOGGED. EVENTUALLY, WE DID DAMAGE CONTROL, AND FIXED IT UP.
AFTER THAT, EVERYONE WAS FUCKIN PISSED AT TEREZI. WE DUG UP A BUNCH OF STUFF ABOUT HER AND JUST DECIDED TO H8 HER. WE CALLED HER ABLEIST AND RACIST AND TRANSPHOBIC, AND WENT TO HUNT HER DOWN AND HARASS HER, BECAUSE DUMB CHILDREN.
AFTER SHIT GOT REAAAL BAD, SHE DECIDED TO RESPOND TO THE ALLEGATIONS. HER RESPONSE WAS BASICALLY âIM A SYSTEM NOT A KINNIE NOW ACTUALLY. ONE OF MY ALTERS IS JUST AN ASSHOLEâ AND EVERYONE BELIEVED HER I GUESS BECAUSE PPL STOPPED TALKING ABOUT IT.
MORE HAPPENED L8TER BUT IM SAVING THAT FOR ANOTHER ASK. REMEMBER ME AS VRISKA ANON. BAI :333
ok thats cool and all but all i asked is if you wanted fries with that not so happy meal. a bit weird that you're admitting to harassing some random maybe-system who got overwhelmed and prolly didnt deserve to get hated on like its such a funny story. from what youve said here in this drivethrough with the broken sign and cracked pavement it sounds like you guys were weird and in the wrong. "dumb children" 2022 was last year own up motherfucker
have a bit of shame and compassion in your heart girl we aint your friends. but what do i know im just a humble worker here at uhkfdonalds or some shit
#anonymous#mod dave#not a kinfession#executive decision on that tag this is barely tangentially kin related#kin server stories#caps#like thats a bit much dont you think
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Hi! I just saw your submission to my matchup trade and I'm more than willing to do it with you! Hereâs my half for the trade (Mystic Messenger/Stardew Valley)!
⢠Name/Nickname: Kaitlyn / Kit
⢠Age: 20
⢠Sexuality: Lesbian (However I donât mind being shipped with fictional men at all!!)
⢠Pronouns: She/Her
⢠Age Range: 20-30
⢠Likes: Gardening, Cats, Ocean Life, Video Games, Coffee, Disney Movies (Frozen, specifically), Fall Out Boy (favorite band) || Dislikes: Fireworks, Hospitals
⢠Hobbies: Journaling, Writing, Reading
⢠Love Languages: Gift Giving
⢠Ideal Type: Someone to joke around with, who listens to me, who hypes me up 24/7
⢠Personality: Iâm very shy at first and it takes some time for me to get used to new people. I tend to be very outgoing when in my friend circle and never really go out of my way to meet new friends, they always just come to me somehow. I like to believe I give good advice and am a good listener, and I back my friends up 100% of the time. I love to laugh and make jokes, and pretend arguing over stupid stuff that doesnât matter is one of my favorite activities. I could ramble on and on about my favorite activities and I can tend to be stubborn when it comes to my favorite things.
⢠Astrology Sign: Scorpio
⢠Aesthetic/Style: My style fluctuates based on my mood of the day. Some days I will be wearing band t-shirts (usually Fall Out Boy) and ripped jeans, paired with a cat beanie, and some (silver) jewelry. Other days I could wear nothing but pastels and pink, paired with lots of sanrio and hello kitty accessories.
⢠Anything else you can think of: Appearance wise I wear glasses, have green eyes, blonde hair thats a little past shoulder length, and Iâm 5â2.
(Iâll have your matchups posted within the next day!!)
Hello~! Iâm so excited to do their matchup trade with you. I hope you enjoy your matchups~
Your Mystic Messenger Matchup isâŚSaeyoung~
I think this man would love you to bits~!
He would be SO flustered when he meets you, but tries to play it off by cracking jocks. But we know this man will eventually FOLD hard lol.
Seven is your #1 hype man, constant praises and compliments every single minute of every day lmaooo. This sweet boy just wants you to know how much he loves you!
Absolutely LOVES your Hello Kitty/cat accessories! He will ask you from time to time if he can wear some of your accessories and will give some fashion advice here and there.
Playful banter all day longâŚthis man is not holding back! Sometimes Yoosung will watch you two banter and tease back and forth as a form of entertainment lol.
Heâd also be the type of person to ask if he can try on your glasses lmao and have you try his on just for the fun of it.
We all know Seven likes to invent gifts and let me tell you this boy has a few ideas up his sleeve! He wants you to use his gifts as mementoes of his love for you.
I believe Saeyoung would love how much of a good listener you are. He has gone through SO much and appreciates being able to confine in you when he gets flashbacks from his past. You are his safe place~ đ.
Your Matchup in Stardew Valley isâŚAbigail~
I was debating between Leah and Abigail, but ultimately chose Abigail! I just think you two would mesh really well~
You caught Abigailâs eyes the first time you walked into The Stardrop Saloon. Sheâd be absolutely fascinated by your piercing and would ask you so many questions about them lol.
Sheâs also the one to try to hide her feelings and might get annoyed when Sam or Sebastian tease her about it. But sheâll build up the courage to ask you out on a date!
This girl does not mind your ramblings at all and actually finds this trait of yours quite charming! Sheâll ask you what your writing or journaling and will watch you with a gentle gaze as you get lost in your ramblings~
She can be a bit of a spit fire, but I think thatâs something you can handle pretty well. I mean youâre not afraid to fire back when Abigail gets a bit sassyâŚall in good fun though!
Youâll be the type of couple who share each otherâs clothes lmao. I think youâd be the one to get her hooked onto listening to Fall out BoyâŚso expect someone your band shirts âmysteriouslyâ disappear.
I think youâd be the mom of the friend group with Sam and Sebastian. Sam is a bit of a dumb-ass and would appreciate someone to watch out for him lol. And Sebastian also needs a listening ear when he feels troubled by what heâs been dealing with at home. Abigail just appreciates how kind-hearted you are with her friends as well as with her.
I think Abigail would love your more outgoing side. I can see her trying to get caught up in some of her adventures like going to the mines, for example. Sheâd also would love to lay in bed, snuggled up with you and listen to your writings at the end of the day.
I hope you enjoyed doing this trade as much as I have! I hope you have a good day/night~! đĽ°
#mystic messenger matchups#stardew valley matchups#stardew valley abigail#mystic messenger 707#ermâs matchup trades
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Hey I was wondering if you could write a MM imagine where him and the reader have only gone on a couple of dates then when the announcement of the first lockdown is made he asks the reader to isolate with him? Then I was thinking while theyâre isolating theyâre experiencing a few Firsts with each other (e.g., cooking together, sharing a bed, movie nights, cuddles and kisses etc).
I didn't know how to write this without being super long and boring so I was going to section it off but hopefully it still gives off the same energy then a normal write lmao, also thank you for the request and this is such a good idea đŠ. I didn't really know what other firsts to dođ I havenât proof read this either, so it could make no sense at all and probably have spelling mistakes but pls just power through it đ¤đź
Warning: None.
Lockdown was being announced and everyone was panicking, the news emphasised on the amount of food people were buying and how there was no loo roll left but also about how relationships weren't going to work out due to being locked in the houses for all this time without seeing your significant other or because you was seeing them too much.
You had only been on a couple of dates with Mason, but you both knew that you wanted to pursue something more personal and deep and not just mess around for the fun of it. Thats why when he asked you to isolate with him you didn't hesitate to say yes. Even though the news told you otherwise of how to feel you simply ignored and couldn't wait to spend as much time with him as possible, building up a true connection between you both and making your bond stronger.
Cuddling and kisses and sharing a bed.
You arrived earlier in the day and had already taken your things to the spare bedroom and now sat on his couch, him on the opposite side. You guys hadn't stopped talking throughout the whole movie that played and eventually when it ended you insisted that you bought a takeaway for the both of you.
He agreed and when the pizza arrived you both sat at the table and had a slice, talking endlessly about random things like 'why colours are named what they are' and 'how were humans created'. After about an hour, it was dark out and just turned 9pm.
"I'm gonna get comfy and ready for bed."
"Yeah, I'll meet you up there in a few." He smiled and kissed your cheek, grabbing the box and walking off outside.
It was pretty cold out so you pulled on a hoodie and joggers, and you removed your makeup and cleaned your face and teeth and sat on the bed in the free room on your phone.
He knocked on the door and peaked his head through the door frame at about 10.
"You coming?" He gestures to his room.
"Oh yeah, hold up." You smile watching him leave.
He lay on the bed on his phone, lighting up when he saw you enter.
"You don't have to stay in here if you don't want to." He stated, watching as you climbed into bed next to him.
"No, I want to." You snuggled up next to him, resting your head on the pillow.
"I want you to, too." He put an arm around your waist and finally rested down after turning the light off on the bedside table.
You were both submerged in complete darkness, a tranquil atmosphere surrounded you both, the duvet lazily spread across you and your faces faced each other. His eyes were closed, but you lightly leaned in and pecked his lips causing him to open his eyes.
"Goodnight." You said, looking up at him.
"Goodnight pretty." He smiled, kissing you again lightly and resting his head.
You fell asleep in his arms, totally engulfed with his care and serenity, it rubbed off onto you. This was the best sleep you ever had in ages, and you wanted to do it a lot more.
Cooking.
"Hey! Thats not where the flour goes." You retaliated at Mason putting the flour on your nose, a sneeze followed shortly after.
"Oh, my bad." He giggled, sticking the rest of the flour in the bowl.
"These are going to be the best cupcakes you have ever baked."You said, mixing all the ingredients with all the strength you had.
"Yeah? I reckon by myself I could cook some pretty good cupcakes. With no help of Course." He leaned against the counter, his apron said 'world best chef' and he was covered in all ingredients that you didn't even know had to be in the cupcakes.
"Well, we will see about that once you taste my cakes." You smirked, sticking your tongue out at him and wiping a little bit of frosting on his cheek. "Got u back." You giggled.
He grabbed you by your waist and pulled you closer to him so your front's were together.
"You look amazing cooking.." He cheekily smiled.
"Not too bad yourself." You kissed him, he deepened the kiss and ran his hand up your back, until you felt a hard crack on your head and then an ooze of a liquid go down your back, mason was laughing uncontrollably, holding his stomach and near enough rolling on the floor.
"Mason!" You shouted, shocked and holding your head, "Did you just egg me?" You laughed, grabbing the egg that was on you and smearing it all over him.
"Two can play that game!" You giggled, grabbing flower and eggs.
Fight and makeup.
"No, I just don't particularly like her. You told me about what she did, she's a bad influence." He argued back.
"Oh, so she's a bad influence? So you think I would do something like that?" You scoffed. Your friend invited you to go on a walk around the park, and you told Mason but when he heard your friends name he instantly scoffed and shrugged his shoulders. He had no care about it and sighed, telling you to just 'do what you wanna, your choice at the end of the day.'. You asked why he was being so moody and he replied that he doesn't like her, and you understood why but because he didn't like her didn't mean that you couldn't hang with her. You did tell him that she did cheat on her boyfriend and you completely disagreed with her actions too but now he was saying she was a 'bad influence' like you was going to be influenced by what she did and start following her actions like you was a child.
"Its only for a catch up Mase, I haven't seen her in like 3 weeks. I haven't been at work remember and ive been locked up here."
"Yes, but anyone but her. We could go. I't doesn't matter, just go. Ill see you when you get back." And then he stormed off up to his gaming room, releasing all his stress on his games.
After about 40 minutes, you realised he was right, it wasn't just the cheating but she just overall was a bad person and you shouldn't have been encouraging such gossip with her.
You entered his room and put your hands on his shoulders, he looked back at you and then carried on his game like you wasn't even there.
"I'm sorry Mase, you was right. I can surround myself with much better people, and I will."
He turned his chair around so he was facing you and grabbed your hips to sit you down on his lap.
"It's okay, and ill go on that walk with you. Let me just finish this game." He said, smiling lightly and giving you a kiss which you returned.
Go-to support.
It was about 2 months into lockdown and your work had been piling up. You was stressed and so not motivated to do anything, even getting up out of bed was hard.
This day was particularly a struggle. You had to finish a presentation and only had today to do it, so you panicked and speeded it, finishing it as quick as ou could without caring about the outcome and just sending it off.
You sat at the kitchen table with your face in your hands, thinking about all the possibilities, will you lose your job? Will you get demoted? You just couldn't stop your mind from wandering.
"Are you okay babe?" You heard Masons voice from behind you and felt a hand on your back soothing you.
You couldn't hold it in anymore and broke down, whimpering and wiping your eyes.
"Mason I need a break from work, its so stressful and I think with the work I just did I'm going to lose my job and im just not motivated to do anything and I-" you rambled on, until he cut you off.
"Hey, hey calm down," He crouched down and placed his hand on the side of your face, wiping your tears away with his thumb. "Don't beat yourself up about it. It's happening to everyone now, im sure if we ask your work to give you some time for your mental health im sure they would let you." he smiled reassuringly.
"We?" You sniffed.
"Yeah, we. We're gonna get through this together. Now, it's always we." He stood up and hugged you tight.
Love and a movie night.
It's been about a 5 months now, and you and Mason had been going strong.
Mason insisted that you watch a movie tonight, sit down with some popcorn and snuggle up together. Of course you said yes.
About halfway in the movie, a conversation popped up about 'what would you do if you was a worm?' and you couldn't stop laughing, at both of your responses.
"Yeah, but I would definitely still love you if you was a worm." He joked, laughing with you.
You stopped almost instantly, looking over at him.
"What?" He looked over, confused.
"Did you just say that you love me?" You questioned, sitting up.
"You didn't hear? I love you." He smiled, chuckling.
you gasped, putting your hands over your mouth. He reached out and grabbed your face.
"I love you." He repeated, just for you to realise what he did, so you could know that it was real, to process the words.
"I love you." You stated, grinning from ear to ear.
#chelsea#chelsea football club#england squad#football#footballer#mase mount#champions league#chelsea fc#england#footballers#mason mount x og#mason mount x reader#mm21#mason mount imagine#mason mount#euros 21#euro 21#euros 2020#uefa euro 2020
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as Someone Obsessed With Eartha Kitt (aka the actress of Yzma, and also the og singer for the Santa Baby song and also Cat-woman in the old tv show and also is widely considered one of the forst Black sex symbols) i immediately wanted to help with your task of A Yzma/Kronk Based Nickname
first idea: My Light. bc emporer's new groove went through MANY changes to be what it is today (and is transformation was hell, theres a documentary about it, it was NUTS) and, at one point, it was gonna be a musical about Kuzco being related to the sun and Yzma's motivation was going to be to take out the sun bc the sun ages people and she wants to be youthful. so theres this sick ass cut song Eartha Kitt sang called "Snuff Out The Light"
next idea: Spinach Puff. bc of Kronk's spinach puffs that Yzma said she never liked (ehich i always hc as a lie bc her introduction features her having spinach being stuck between her teeth). but i personally feel my heart crack at that line bc its also the devisive line that breaks Kronk/Yzma and makes Kronk tear up so maybe not
next-next idea: Cheddar Spuds, because cheese on potatos is what Yzma wants in her meal (and Cheddar Spuds is what Kronk calls it) when she and Kuzco do the whole revolving door thing in asking Kronk about how the food is going. it's the whole reason she got up
next-x3 idea: Squeakin'. Yzma and Kronk talk to the squirel when trying to find Kuzco (well, it's mostly Kronk but Yzma is invested for obvious Kuzco-finding reasons); and then, at the end of the movie, Yzma is a cat and is a Junior Woodchuck reluctantly in the squirrel-talking class as taught by Kronk and the only chipmunk she speaks is "Squeakin'."
next-this bit isnt funny anymore idea: Amzy. this kind of only makes sense if you've seen the TV show, Emporer's New School?? but a running gag is how flimsy Yzma's disguise as Kuzco's principal is, and a chief part of that disguis is that she's Principlr Amzy (aka Yzma spelled backwards). idk if that is Kronk-specific enough, but Kronk is always confused by the name switching and keeping Yzma's identity straight
next idea: Kitten/Kitty. bc Yzma's is a cat by the end of the movie and in the sequel, Kronk's New Groove, she is an adult woman with cat ears and a cat tail still. they make a lot of purposefully-uncomfortable sultry alley cat visual allusions and jokes in the sequel too. so it's a bit vague, but there are whole ass scenes of Yzma and Kronk together while she is a cat and they do these cat jokes in the sequel? it also serves as a partial reference to Eartha Kitt via her surname and her role having once been Cat-woman and whatnot
next idea: (Little) Rascal. when Kronk is looking for a coin he saw in Kronk's New Groove, he calls the coin "you little rascal". the coin turns out to be a trick from Yzma, and she steps on top of it and does the whole "Looking for this?" gag before saying "Hello, Kronk" and that's how they are reunited in the sequel
next idea: Cruel Irony/My Dependence. when Yzma parrots to Kuzco something he said to her, Kronk laughs "Hey, that's like what he said to you when you got fired" and Yzma said "I know. It's called a cruel irony. Kind of like my dependence on you."
next idea: Yzmopolis. the Emporer's New School series had a It's A Wonderful Life parody where Kuzco had never been born, and Yzma rules over the city. Yzmopolis is the name of the city and of a song she sings (also, she and Kronk are of course still arm-in-arm within this universe as they scheme nonetheless against Pacha and stuff)
next idea: A Million. in reference to the song "Feel Like A Million (In A Million Ways)" that she uses to con Kronk to backing her snake oil fountain of youth potion in Kronk's New Groove
and that's all i got. i almost added Ms Birdwell here but thats Kronk's love interest and is a relationship Yzma isn't part of. anyway tho, i hope this helped-- if nothing else, i hope it helped cross some ideas off your list lmao
have a great day!! much love âĄ
bestie, you popped OFF. these are all really good, iâm drawn to spinach puff and amzy though...
#brb#while you guys untuck backstage#the judges (my cats) and i will deliberate#thank you again anon#super duper big mwah#mirror mine#message receivedâď¸#anonymous
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BESTIES I'm so sorry - I hit my post limit waaaay earlier than expected! Some of y'all joined me on my backup account, (which I also hit the limit on lmao), but I'm back now.
I had over 400 asks to go through and I'll give you a warning that not all of them will appear (either because they were old or because they were topics we already answered). But here is a giant list of asks I compiled for you from when I wasn't allowed to post lol they don't really require my response but I found them entertaining to read. Hope you don't mind I've just put them all together in one post. It's also to save me from using up my 250 posts lol
"this is all so embarrassing like my god imagine when the promotion of the movie starts how horrible it will be for other people who made the movie too"
"SELL UR TICKETS TODAY WATCH THE MOVIE ILLEGALLY, next article weâll be talking about these two assholes filing for bankruptcy. cheap harlots. donât mess with your meal ticket."
"hate to say it but i defs think theyâve got a sliver of the gpâs attention for five minutes"
"I am scanning through all these photos looking for just ONE where he looks like he's smiling and enjoying this. It's so crazy."
"I guess those are all the pics weâre getting right now. But I wouldnât be surprised if they finish the Italy trip off with one more major Backgrid photo shoot."
"Oliviaâs trending on Twitter but not Harry. Like itâs obvious whoâs getting the PR gains here!"
"If they dont give us a 6 month or more break after this im gonna need them to pay for my therapy bills from now on bc of this damage no joke let me crawl back into my shit hole now đ"
"The palce they at is referred to as âtuscanys best-kept secretâ. Everyone point and laugh."
"she looks like sheâs enjoying all of this. he looks like he wants to push her into the water."
"a few people said heâs keeping his shorts pulled up or covered in all the shots because of the Nike branding which they ask to not get photographed. What a setup."
"Man I knew the second those Tomdaya pics came out of them kissing and how they were trending so fast that HO were going to do something to 'top' them. Its pathetic /// FRRR. she probably hoped for the positive reactions that people gave tom & zendaya but unfortunately, miss girl got the opposite. when will they realize that nobody, but his fans, find them cute lmao can they just stop, itâs so embarrassing đđđ"
"He really out here doing this with someone who almost old enough to be his mother, shiiiiiiiit. Sickening. Sick of these 2 for real now, i was fine with the good old blurry back content and whatnot but this? Crossing a line here nobody wanna see that shit and knowing how people feel goooooood damn."
"I aboslutely despise kendall for obvious reason but this one is actually worse than the hendall one bc you couldnt really see as much as now dis gos tang."
"Sheâs also wearing the cross necklace again. I feel like if that was so meaningful to her she wouldnât risk loosing it in the ocean đ"
"guys have eyes on tmz. I Do not have tw now. they were so aggressive towards them"
"I'm sorry for Harry because you lost your damn mind bro"
"Now why the hendall pics are better ?? NO SHADE BUTT"
"Iâm genuine confused like do they actually want dwd to flop or what? I just threw up in my mouth I sure as hell ainât gonna watch their sorry ass movie. Is it supposed to flop? Iâm so confused!"
"The match was not interesting enough so they cooked up something different especially since people were pointing out how they staged the PDA. And the page 6 article is out already!!!"
"Who the fuck thought this was a good idea"
"Is it just me or does harry's face looks really blank for someone out on a Romantic date with his alleged girlfriend.?"
"if thats it, harry hasnât no gameđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł"
"so this is why the tabloids werenât talking about the match pics! they didnât have any value on their own. now with the yacht pics? my oh my theyâre gonna get the clicks of their lives. her team was prob like âwait a sec we got something for yâallâ"
"If they were models hired to act like a couple they wouldn't get the job......"
"Not them starring right at the camera in some of them help make it less obvious will you"
"HENDALLđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łis that uuuu"
"Harryâs ass crack thought it should make an appearance too."
"What a great day for team PR, happy Monday you guys! Let's pop the champagne đžđžđžđž P. S. They both need acting lessons, tbh"
"Itâs quite interesting how everything thatâs happened before Iâve seen predicted weeks/and in advance on blogs or fan accounts. Like his life has always been so predictable but damn"
"He was hiding the Nike check. Thatâs why his swim trucks are rolled up to an absurd degree even for him. He knew he was gonna get photographed."
"What Iâm noticing is wether people like them together or not, everyoneâs saying theyâre arenât a hot coupleâŚthere was more chemistry in the Kendall pics by far"
"i also find it weird that heâs not smiling in any of the pictures and it would be one thing if there were five pics from ten minutes of time but there are like 70 from an obvious extended period of time"
"It's interesting everyone involved is being Team Try Hard. Yet the universe says no. The last set of pics, Tom and Zendaya overshadowed. People even paid more attention to Angelina and the Weekend (even if business possibly). Fast forward to today and all this fakery only for Gwen/Blake to tie the knot. His team needs to get a clue. She needs to go. Harry needs to clean this up fast."
"Ok i looked at one hugging pic and one kidding pic and they could not look more stagged. It looks unatural ,strange and weird from all angles. You can clearly see from their body posture they are posing for a photographer from backgrid."
"Like I said in my ask a couple days ago the day we get kissing pics is the day that I believe this is all a stunt and I was rightďżź. They took a page out of hendall 2016 and itâs looks so forced and awkward. Hendall did it better cause at prater they had chemistry. They must be scared this movie is going to tank because they are pushing this way too hard"
"Real, PR, or whatever relationship it is, theyâre fucking boring. You are on a yacht in Italy, canât you have a little bit of fun? I canât believe how boring they are, I just canât. Even if it is just PR, canât you make a fucking dumb joke so you can laugh or something? Do they have anything in common like to talk about or discuss or make fun of? Iâd literally killed myself if I looked like that in a relationship. They are not communicating in any photos weâve got. They are just walking, or sitting. Even when they hold hands or kiss or hug, they never communicate."
"okay but did yaâll see the pic of her diving in?? i canât stop laughing đđđđ"
"they look horrifically awkward i cannot believe what harry is doing"
"âHEY PAPS COME GET A PIC OF US KISSING TO MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP MORE BELIEVABLE!!!!!â"
"his ass is hanging out and her bra is almost off what in the hell"
"Hqs on a yacht like that? Mhmhmhm hmmmmm / I bloody well hope thatâs not the extend of their acting. Thatâs dire! đ¤Śââď¸"
"this is literally the most predictable âcoupleâ to exist. first, people talked about them showing up the game, and they did. second, people were just talking about kissing pics... AND THEY JUST CAME OUT LMAOOOOOO"
"annnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is. YOU KNOW THEY KNEW THERE WAS A CAMERA."
"ok but whereâs the pda or did that get made up? cause these have to be the most awkward pics iâve ever seen which makes me feel better đ also i can feel the memeâs coming with the one of her diving off the boat"
"I call it how I see it they are both assholes and full of shit. Like do your fake kiss somewhere else I do not want to see it!"
"Can they at least act like theyâre having a good time?"
"hahahaha I can't stop laughing with that photo of O it's literally her knowing she's being photographed and diving into a professional swimmer styleđ"
"the pics are so organic that Olivia is looking straight at the pap before kissing Harry."
"he looked a lot happier with kendall in their yacht pics compared to todayâs. i know that was PR too, but he was very smiley and seemed talkative. with this girl itâs like the complete opposite lmao."
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Fragments
Everything below is just my opinion; I am in no way trying to say that how I feel about this is the one correct take or whatever.
I know a lot of people like this episode and what happens in it, but I donât. I totally understand that some people just donât want to see any negativity, period, but negativity is not inherently bad or wrong.
Negative opinions, even about something you enjoy, can be valid too - regardless of whether you happen to agree with them or not.
Also I get very salty near the end of this, and that might be entertaining to people who stan this episode?
I am aware that a lot of people â the majority, Iâm pretty sure â think that the episode is a masterpiece. And on some level, I see where theyâre coming from with that assessment.
The episode is boarded beautifully, the backgrounds â especially during the training montage â are stunning as always. Â The music is fantastic, and the performances are great too. Â In these respects, Fragments is a stand-out episode; I agree.
(Like look at this. Gorgeous.)
However, something thatâs bothered me since I saw the episode is the writersâ decision to write it into the story that Steven shatters Jasper.
Now, I know what youâre thinking: I just donât get it.  Iâm purposefully misinterpreting the story to say itâs bad.  Steven brings her back to life; and itâs not like he meant to do it in the first place. I just donât have the capacity to understand the sublime nature of the showâs storytelling. Iâm an SU crit and all I want to do is make the real fans feel about themselves for liking it.
Uhhhh... no. Nah. That ainât it chief.
Itâs true; I am not a writer. Â Iâm just a passive consumer of media. Â However, I do not agree with the viewpoint that in order to properly understand or critique a thing you need to have the expertise and/or experience in order to make something similar.
For example, if I were to put something I drew when I was 10 years old next to something I drew yesterday, it shouldnât take a person who has had an education in fine art to tell you that the latter drawing is better-looking than the former.
Thatâs how I approach media consumption and criticism; when I criticise a writing decision, I am doing so as a consumer. Â Iâm not saying I could write it better, or even that my opinion is objectively correct and the writer is wrong or bad. Â Iâm just saying that I didnât like a thing. Â Which, I would hope, is allowed?
Okay, defensive hedging over, back to the point; I donât like that they had Steven shatter Jasper.
[I get markedly saltier from this point on, fyi]
Full admission of bias here: one of the things I really cherish about the original show is how they wrote Stevenâs character; heâs a boy with interests that donât rigidly conform to gender stereotypes.  He likes âboyishâ things and âgirlyâ things, and thatâs okay; thats just him. In cartoons when I was growing up, characters like Steven would be the butt of jokes about being âgirlyâ or thinly-veiled homophobia. I find him very relatable, and I want to acknowledge that yes, that is probably a significant part of why I have such an issue with this episodeâs twist.
I am not trying to say that heâs a perfect baby angel or whatever; Steven regularly gets frustrated and angry. He does some pretty manipulative and dickish things to people around him (stop trying to make Larsadie happen, Steven. Itâs not going to happen). He is a flawed character who fucks up sometimes. And heâs not 100% peaceful either; he acts violently when he defends himself against corrupted Gems and Homeworld Gems (and Crystal Gems on occasion *cough*Bismuth*cough*). Â
However, he has a pacifistic temperament; whenever itâs possible, he prefers that problems be solved without needless violence or hurt. Â And I like that; in most media, itâs rare to have a male protagonist who wants to solve their problems without jumping straight to punching things.
When he accidentally frees Centipeedle, he convinces the Gems to step off and allow him to try and rehabilitate her peacefully; he even notices that the Gemsâ weapons are a trigger for her, and make them put them away. Â He frees Lapis against the Gemsâ wishes because he recognizes that keeping her prisoner is wrong, and when she steals the ocean, he talks it out and heals her so she can leave Earth peacefully.
He tries to aid Jasper when she starts corrupting, fixes Eyeballâs gemstone when sheâs cracked and tries talking Bismuth down when she attacks him with the breaking point. Â In all of these situations, his words and help are ignored or rejected; heâs forced to resort to violence. Â And it traumatises him. Â
We get an entire episode dedicated to the fact that heâs been struggling with processing these awful things that happened.
Even in Future, Steven shows hesitation about engaging in unncecessary violence; he gives into Jasperâs goading for a fight after whatâs implied to be dozens of failed tries at making her come to Little Homeschool, and he spends an entire episode trying to keep Lapis from squashing the two rogue Lapis Lazulis.Â
The only time he hops into a fight willingly is after Eyeball and Aquamarine hold Greg hostage, and even then they pose a clear threat to his and Gregâs safety and have made it clear that they want to hurt him emotionally and physically. Even at that, he stops and switches tactics to talking them down as soon as they lose their focus and start bickering with each other.
(I mean, he fails. But itâs the thought that counts.)
I personally find it really jarring that the writers found it appropriate to write it into the series that this same character â over the course of three (3) days â goes from disliking mindless violence for mindless violenceâs sake to happily engaging in the destruction of plants and animals* and has done a total 180 on his willingness to spar with Jasper, to the point that he instigates their rematch.
*(You best believe plenty of small mammals and birds â yâknow, like the nest Steven saved in the first episode â died as he and Jasper felled tree after tree, not to mention all of those displaced by the destruction of their habitats, and the potential loss of food sources from some of those trees.)
Youâre telling me that itâs a reasonable character beat for this boy to gleefully laugh like an anime supervillain at his sudden new-found joy in fighting, then pin Jasper in place, taunt her for helping him get so strong, and hit her so hard that she breaks into pieces and dies?
Youâre telling me that thatâs an in-character thing for Steven Quartz Diamond Cutie-Pie DeMayo Universe do to another character?
(And yes I am purposefully dancing around talking about the mental health stuff because if I did that Iâd have to go on a whole other tangent about Growing Pains and fuck I just donât feel like it right now lmao)
Going back to Mindful Education, another big thing we see Steven struggle with is the idea that his mother shattered Pink Diamond. Â This knowledge sits heavily with him; it makes him sympathetic to the Diamonds, even under the circumstances in which he sees them (escaping from the Human Zoo, and being on trial for said murder).Â
He sees their grief, and he feels awful. Â He questions who Rose Quartz even was. Â He knows, based on what Garnet said, that Rose had to do it; there was no other way to free Earth. Â But he still feels awful seeing the pain that Pinkâs loss has caused Blue and Yellow Diamond.
In Steven Universe, shattering is clearly equated with execution/death multiple times. Â When Pearl and Garnet fret over the crack in Amethystâs gemstone worsening. Â When Blue Diamond threatens to break Ruby. Â When Bismuth introduces the breaking point, and Steven recoils at the sight of what it does. Â If you want to take the fact that Gem shards are sentient and desperate to become whole again into account, you could even argue that itâs a fate worse than death. This particular act of violence is treated very, very seriously.
When we find out that Rose shattered Pink Diamond, there is a season and a half long arc unpacking the implications and consequences of this one action, and how this knowledge forever alters Stevenâs mental image of his mother. And she didnât even kill anyone.  It was a lie!
In Steven Universe Future, Steven shatters Jasper 4 episodes before the end of the series. And itâs only brought up twice; once for a big *gasp* moment during his breakdown in Everythingâs Fine, and in I Am My Monster by Pearl, when she has to fill-in Bismuth, Lapis and Peridot.  Notably, it is never discussed around or by Jasper.  Yâknow.  The person who actually died.
No indication of how (or even if) what Steven did is affecting his own self-image after his initial breakdown, how Jasper feels about what she went through beyond falling back into the Era 1 and 2 mindset. No inkling of how the knowledge that Steven killed somebody has affected how anyone in his life thinks or feels about him; when Pearl brings it up in I Am My Monster, she seems to not even really believe itâs true.
If there are any consequences or talks about this incident, theyâre skipped over between I Am My Monster and The Future, and weâre expected to assume that Steven and his therapist are dealing with it, I guess?
And yes.  It was an accident. He did bring her back to life.  But it still happened. If you hit someone over the head and they stop breathing, just because the paramedics are able to resusitate and stabilize them afterwards doesnât mean you never hit them.
But here, itâs shoved aside because dwelling on it would take far too much time, and risks framing Steven in an unsympathetic way when heâs meant to be on the cusp of a breakdown.
It just feels like careless writing to me. Â They really, really wanted their big action scene with Steven and Jasper, but didnât think (or maybe werenât interested in thinking) about the seriousness or consequences of what Steven shattering someone would entail.
In my opinion, Steven shattering Jasper is one of the cheapest, laziest things they could have ever done with his character (and hers, for that matter). To me, the entire thing feels entirely out of character. Itâs pure shock value; nothing more.
So yeah. That particular writing decision just does not work for me. And if you disagree... well thatâs fine? Itâs fine. We can agree to disagree? Iâve read a lot of defense/praise for this episode, and honestly even after processing all of those opinions and all the time my thoughts about this plotline have been stewing in my brain, I still feel the same way.
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whats your opinion on lessons 19 & 20? what do you think happens next?
O K *crackity crack the knuckles* IâVE BEEN SITTING ON THIS ASK FOR LIKE A DAY AND ITS BEEN KILLING ME bc i cant keep my mouth shut.Â
also this might be a bit unorganised bc this is just my flow of thoughts from my brain to the keyboard & also im tired and not rlly all here mind-wise (if that makes sense?) so sorry. i may edit this later but prolly not jkgbdjfk
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR 19/20 AHEAD
i felt like something was up at the start of 19-2 when there was the flashing of the backgrounds and then the âmonths passed.â i was like âok. this is it, itâs ending soon.â I JUST KNEW. that we were gonna leave. and i was dreading it. then i got further through chapter 19/especially towards the end, and it just confirmed my fear of. itâs gonna end. weâre done here.Â
i already kinda thought MC was going to make a pact with lucifer soon, but it would be a more âNO YOUâRE MAKING A PACT WITH M E, MCâ because luciâs pride wouldnât let him belong to someone. what i didnât expect was the staying up all night part.
i liked how we got the option to be romantic or friendly with each character, b/c i rlly only see a couple characters romantically and the rest are like platonic. so we could hug/kiss whoever and see their reactions. mammon was a huge cutie and was one of the only pure demons of them all when you kissed him!! minus levi, who just thought it was a joke, which i thought was super sad. but if you hug him heâs like omg marry me?? LIKE DUDE PLS. LOVE URSELF :(Â
drunk asmo was so cute but made me so sad!! poor baby cried and everything :(( it kinda made me like him more seeing him vulnerable ig? it was rlly cute. satanâs story about the beast and comparing himself to it made me so sad. like babey :(( i love u. and also THE GROWTH OF SATAN LIKE UGH. I LOVE HIMMMM.Â
beel was cute!! as always!! and like always worried abt belphie bjgkgf. i highkey love the thought of a beel/mc/belphie poly relationship. like the fact belphieâs intimacy was raised when you said you liked beel was like ??? IM LOVE U. they just want each other to be happy hhhhhhhhhhhhh
ok luci time. hereâs,, a hot take. maybe. i donât like the fact luci was endgame? like oh if u kiss him then u stay up all night doing [REDACTED] but like itâs not the same for the others? and like if you just hug him, then he complains? unlike everyone else. LIKE CâMON DUDE. although i am glad we did make a pact w/ him. i had a rlly bad feeling he was gonna make a pact with solomon/solomon was gonna try get pacts from the other brothers and i was about to kick his ass.Â
also when we said goodbye to everyone i genuinely. cried. like so many ugly tears im so upset.Â
thatâs the end of my,,, review? idfk.Â
what do i think will happen next? well. iâm in two minds about it. the first one is that they wonât update with anymore chapters and weâll just get like a tonne of events like the sleepy nights one we have now and diff gacha/side stories.Â
however. after solomonâs ominous asf text, and the fact that thereâs still a next button, which, when clicked, says coming soon, means there might be a chance for a season two or something? which? i fuckinâ hope so.Â
maybe the demons will come to the human world or something and drag MC back? or like come and visit and some catastrophe will happen. maybeee Diavoloâs daddy will awaken and all hell (lmao) will unleash in the devildom, and they need MCâs help somehow? idk i have so many ideas and theyâre prolly all wrong.Â
OK PHEW I WROTE A LOT AND I CANT REMEMBER WHAT I WROTE SO LIKE IF U MANAGED TO DECEIPHER/READ ALL THAT THEN THANK U??
iâve probably forgotten stuff but THATS OKAY.Â
also thank u for the question anon itâs a good one but also i canât speak english, like ever. âĄ
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Transcribed and formatted for readability the master thesis between me and @wlwclemâ on the nuances to NaraTrish together and as individuals being why we love it and respect it not being CompHet- we spent way too much Big Brain Energy on it to not shareÂ
tw: brief mention of F-Slur when giving an example on toxic masculinity being bullshit, sexuality is briefly discussed in a non sexualizing way and in no graphic detail

*insert IM TRISH KIN BUCCIARATI joke here*
epickinnienaranciaYesterday at 11:45 PM
JDDBSJDBD YES bc ofc she gotta be Reassuring but at the same time his Himboism Knows No Bounds One of the lines in EoH u can give her is âGo get me an Italian Vogue magazine too while youâre at itâ and Iâm like. Queen
nozomijoestarYesterday at 11:46 PM
JDHDHDF BDE Narancia whipped Narancia stands no chance
epickinnienaranciaYesterday at 11:46 PM
OH FOR REAL one of HIS victory lines is something about getting all the stuff for her lmao And this is like even if she isnât in the battle, Always Thinking Of His Queen
nozomijoestarYesterday at 11:50 PM
Trish decides to test the limits of this and his ability to recognize them by asking for impossible or nonexistent items/feats and when he continues to try for her without question she realizes she has too much power and must restrain it fjdjjdjfjf Can't turn into Dad
epickinnienaranciaYesterday at 11:51 PM
JDBDBSJS The color palette changes while she has an inner monologue while she watches him try to make her happy
nozomijoestarYesterday at 11:53 PM
"Oh my god Bucciarati was right...he's too loyal for his own good I need to stop even if it's a little fun" Â Meanwhile Narancia: growing more and more frustrated with himself for perceived failure to someone he loves
epickinnienaranciaYesterday at 11:55 PM
She stops for the most part but does it every so often bc itâs cute
nozomijoestarYesterday at 11:56 PM
Lucky to have a freak like dat I feel like the only thing that can counter this self defeatism Narancia can get (bc his younger childhood...ofc he's fucked up and anxious and paranoid abt not being enough or abandoned) is Trish having to open her own repressed self up and love the shit out of himLike those reassuring lines she has in EoH and her moments in the anime/manga Bruno fucking does it as his father figure and Narancia admits it gives him strength
December 19, 2019
epickinnienaranciaToday at 12:04 AM
Yes, he feels like he has to prove his worth and like heâs worth having around otherwise heâs useless, i def feel like he would not like talking about the stuff that happened in the past with everyone bc he would feel ashamed and stupid or st, he needs to be told You Are Enough and her to open up too so they can lean on each other
nozomijoestarToday at 12:12 AM
Honestly no jokes for a second I feel like this is also abt breaking toxic masculinity bc it's fucking Italy in the early 00s just out of the 90s...it was RIFE rifer than even now with that shit like in much of the world then too, the idea that a boy becoming a man and men in general need to strictly follow dumbass self harming rules
 especially abt not opening up and only having real priorities for earning money, honoring family, and procreating as much as possible whether it's marriage making a family or "having sexual conquests" in promiscuity, anything outside of this bullshit image can't be tolerated and you might as well be a woman or "a fag" if you don't assert some fictional narrative of trying extremely hard to have power in everything bc that's all that matters is the ridiculous idea of Alpha Males applied to humansÂ
Narancia being a 80s- 90s kid with the childhood he had did not give him much fighting chance at all in this context and time period  esp just bc he happened to be born with a dick and thus saddled with these harmful expectations society made that could've only further repressed his recognition of not beating himself up and his own emotional needs on top of EVERYONE ever betraying him Where was he supposed to go? He can't go anywhere unless he meets Bruno
epickinnienaranciaToday at 12:18 AM
yes i agree..... like, males being looked down upon for opening up, being societally forced to shoulder the burdens and âman upâ and just deal with it and fix everything. And then already having a toxic support system with his âfriendâ betraying him and his dad Sucking Major Ass, all heâs been taught is deal with it but hasnât been given the tools to know how, and if Bruno didnât meet him he honestly would be so stuck, what person (esp in that time period) is going to go out of their way to help an uneducated young male?
nozomijoestarToday at 12:20 AM
Even if it tragically ends with his death in canon I feel like the time he spent with Bruno's bois, Giorno, and Trish was huge in making some of that crack little by littleBc he has moments where you see how sweet he actually is, his "real" personality if you will underneath all the unresolved anger when he's with ppl he sees love him and give him hope When Giorno said No One Is Going To Hurt You Anymore that just made me cry harder
epickinnienaranciaToday at 12:23 AM
Yes! Like, ofc he gets angry, has unrepressed rage and reactions to things, he hasnât had any type of emotional support in SO long and itâs not like itâs 100% fantastic in that regard with buccigang (which donât get me wrong they are family but they are still in an aggressive gang and go off and give each other lots of shit)-YEAH AND THE FUCKIGN PLANT GROWING TOO IM
nozomijoestarToday at 12:25 AM
Trish is legit I think the one person aside from Giorno who would treat him without even the gang's aggressiveness Narancia is my fav in VA even if Bruno is the best written VA character bc he's me, this kind of shit in my life is why I developed PTSD undiagnosed since my childhood that only kept getting worse until only this year have I gotten any true help I know exactly how he feelsÂ
Esp when you think your whole life exists to serve others never yourself NaraGio shippers I see y'all argument even if I don't follow it tbh, Gio was again the only one besides Trish to consistently care for Nara in day to day and when he was in danger and esp during the Clash and Talking Heads fight Gio was the one dude present like No Narancia It's Ok Please Tell Me What's Wrong You're Clearly Stressed
epickinnienaranciaToday at 12:31 AM
yeah although i havenât experienced it i can still empathize and try to understand, i think thereâs so many layers of protection and walls that most people never truly look past it to see the root cause or true self YES that fight was so frustrating bc they were all like Narancia stop being an idiot when something was clearly wrong and he was obviously in distress!!
nozomijoestarToday at 12:32 AM
Also Gio was the only one who first asserted that No, Narancia did the right thing in fighting Formaggio
epickinnienaranciaToday at 12:33 AM
Yes and with that whole interaction the gang often uses Narancia as the scapegoat essentially and just give him shit for every little thing without trying to understand his POV
nozomijoestarToday at 12:33 AM
The Clash fight tbh I feel was an ass pull set up to give Narancia his big bad ass loyalty proving moment even if it's a great fight that beginning part is...only the Trish and Gio interactions rly make sense fjdjdjI wish him and Giorno hung out more or I guess more like talked more bc you can't rly hang out when you're getting assassinated every day hfgdg
epickinnienaranciaToday at 12:36 AM
Yeah hdkdb, even with Fugo, even tho he found him and brought him to Bruno, he still calls him a dumbass, stabs him with a fork and shit, and then with Mista even tho I feel like they are Like Bros, he destroys Naranciaâs radio for no fucking reason and also has a pattern of taking shit Narancia paid for without paying him backI def agree with that, I feel like Giorno interactions were lacking in that there really werenât many one on one meaningful things so itâs hard for me to grasp his personal headspace and relationships a lot of the time
nozomijoestarToday at 12:37 AM
However to be a little more fair to the Bucci gang the manga version has Narancia trying a lot lot more to get their attention in logical ways that unfortunately Talking Heads completely ruins, he tried writing to let them know what was happening and TH warped the text into him saying vulgar things bragging abt his dick being a powerful Stand
epickinnienaranciaToday at 12:38 AM
Yeah I was gonna add I wasnât sure if the manga had other stuff, tbf
nozomijoestarToday at 12:38 AM
I think this is also Shounen Tropes of the 90s at play too the "child" character was often written as the comic relief dumbass Narancia suffers it so it does add a layer of Not Good to his relationships The trope still exists tbh Anime cut out him writing I assume bc it's too sexual It's already pushing it having him whip it out and piss in front of everyone jfhdhd
epickinnienaranciaToday at 12:41 AM
Yeah you right, itâs like the i want it to be that deep meme, like Araki obvi doesnât have him only as comic relief but if he delved into his character more there wouldâve been so much more that couldâve been done and shown YEAH DJDBDJDJF I WAS SURPRISED THT WAS ANIMATED
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nozomijoestarToday at 12:51 AM
Ok but to get back on track with where I was trying to go even opening this all up is how it's critical to NaraTrish in a mutually beneficial way
nozomijoestarToday at 1:01 AM
Nara is no incel he's a King obvs but he is also at heart a confused scared kid uncertain of anything in the world beyond what's closest in his grasp and without someone actively believing in and validating him he can't fully achieve awareness of healthy dynamics and even the problems within the ones he already has with his gang and Bruno- Trish doesn't have to babysit him and be the stereotypical The Woman Only Supports And Gives Up Her Body bc thats never her and couldn't be her and Narancia wouldn't make her that way bc even when he kinda touches on that (giving in a bit to the idea that men are the main protectors of women) when he gets too fixated on wanting what he thinks is for her wellbeing he does snap out and acknowledge he's wrong bcÂ
Trish by her independent nature and tremendous Will proves those stereotypes are bullshit, not even factoring in their first meeting as already making a huge impression on his beliefs of what girls can do- Trish knowing how to challenge him by staying true to herself yet having the compassion to help someone suffering and with fewer chances from birth than she had would not only win him over but give him something even Bruno can't, self sustaining confidence, bc Trish isn't part of a chain of command, she's just a girl in love with a boy who wants him to be happy and that concept while foreign to him for so long once it kicks in he could actually learn to build himself For himself and For someone who wouldn't use him for some greater schemes or dirty work,Â
I love Bruno ok he's one of the best characters in anything ever but his flaw in his ability to help motivate ppl is tied to that fact that he's bringing them into a dangerous strict order of command to Serve not entirely in a place/way that lets them just be themselves and realize organic loving relationships with anyone and themselves SO
epickinnienaranciaToday at 1:05 AM
theyâre healing...... being shown love without a position of authority or any obligations is so powerful for his growth
nozomijoestarToday at 1:25 AM
That all being said, Everything Trish does he's paying attention to, she keeps him alive during the Grateful Dead fight not because she needs him to serve for a cause ( a cause might I add even Bruno the near saint he is was ready to let Nara go right then and there for bc death is in the job description) but because she doesn't know him well yet and shit he even swung a knife at her when they first met over who was in the bathroom, but he's a person suffering and in pain and to let him die even if it's Expected Of The Mission is garbage to her even if she respects Bruno down the line as a father compared to fucking evil Diavolo,
 Trish constantly goes out her way to do these things for Nara bc Trish instinctively knows he's the most vulnerable mentally and her sense of compassion and justice (likely something Donatella made sure to instill in her before her death by cherishing Trish and spoiling her even as a single mother) will not stand to not help someone when she could've- and he reciprocates it even if in disbelief bc he can tell This Person Is Safety, This Person Is Like Me Yet Not, A Better Me I Want To Be, by the time he's about to die someone with his fragile mind was actually gaining conviction about taking control for himself on his own terms and he would risk even those chances to defend the person who actually helped him arrive there (along with Gio) in the first place,Â
I think by the end of his life he rly did love her or start to, it being romantic or not is up to individual interpretation to which you know I'm in the romance camp, point is he found someone who truly taught him strength without him fully realizing it and did so without belittling him, if anything instead treating him only with love and kindness and patience (not being a door mat for him, but like, not treating him like ass like everyone else has their moments of either), I think anything Trish asks of him, this is all why he's so willing to do it on top of feeling deep  empathy, I've written in my character notes as well that like this goes even further to sex being one of the most intimate things there is, like I kno we jest and jape abt Teens Doing Dumb Shit bc we're clownsÂ
but the sheer vulnerability you have to have esp in a first love situation to be willing to go through with that for the first time ever takes a lot of trust and courage, aspects I think Trish was able to give him and would solidify in asking something seen as so important for many people from him, the headstrong Trish wants to be vulnerable for him and the slowly confidence boosted Narancia wants to accept that faith and trust and love and exchange it with his own of the same for her, it's not horny teens 100% it's two hurt but hopeful kids on the verge of having to be adults wanting to find another piece of identity in how they are with someone else, obvs it will forever be offscreen bc pedos deserve to be skinned aliveÂ
I just feel that the components that would fuel them to do something teens try to do to feel more adult and bc hormones are a lot more based in growing maturity than pure lust, I think this is what I fully mean by Writing About Teens Exploring Love And Sexuality; Not Fetishizing And Reveling In Showing The Act Itself Especially For Disgusting Titillation, I think this and not explicitly writing the sex are the difference between child porn and creating realistic characters
epickinnienaranciaToday at 1:36 AM
Yeah, it is going to sound like a dumb take but the topic of sex and sexuality itself is not inherently sexual, by which I meant it isnât the focus â thereâs SO much more to it and in this case especially it can be like the ultimate sign of love, trust, intimacy, compassion, trying to make your way as a teen through a harsh world, like I can go on. Nasties Dont Interact but the shying away from the mere mention of it in a non-sexualized context is unrealistic.Â
 Yes The Grateful Dead fight i 1000% agree is so important in both his personal growth and the development of their relationship, I think itâs an important parallel that he is dumbfounded about her going to such lengths to keep him alive without the sense of duty/obligation versus Trishâs feelings and outbursts of confusion on why Bucciarati and his gang even cared about her, protecting her to the point of death being on the line.(edited)
epickinnienaranciaToday at 1:44 AM
all these elements of complication and similarities between their characters is why ive gotten so passionate about both them and their relationship (whether romantic or platonic itâs really fucking strong and good), the story of two kids making it through adversity, learning to unshoulder their burdens and lean on others, the Found Familyâ˘ď¸, and learning and growing together is just so much more fucking deep and complex than the mainstream bs that exists.Â
now im not any type of elitist hipster but esp in male and female relationships portrayed in what feels like basically fucking everything are just like CompHet Bullshit and theyâre together bc They Are Just Supposed To Be (not to mention the toxic masculinity culture within that where the women barely have character arcs and are just seen as objects anyways) But what Iâm trying to say is that in this the relationship is real and it feels earned in a way that just isnât there in so much other media out there(edited)
nozomijoestarToday at 1:48 AM
Honestly if we tweak this just a lil more this is basically Guts and Casca One of the greatest and saddest romances ever written
epickinnienaranciaToday at 1:48 AM
i still have berserk bookmarked just havenât gotten around to reading yet
nozomijoestarToday at 1:48 AM
If VA was a Seinen it's p much Berserk In Italy Also big brain...galaxy brain...everything you said was a fact signed sealed and delivered(edited)
epickinnienaranciaToday at 1:51 AM
Wow weâre actually in sync and using the brain cell to its fullest extent tonight
nozomijoestarToday at 1:51 AM
When I say she's his world and he's hers this is what I mean, not comphet hdhdhfhYEAH HFHDG
epickinnienaranciaToday at 1:52 AM
(also my phone autocorrected âandâ to âANFâ bc of twdg..... it also sometimes changes it to âAMDâ bc I work in technology. My Phone Knows My Interests Are More Important To Me Than One Of The Main Parts Of Speech. Iconic)YESSSS theyâre just SO GOOD thereâs so much to articulate!
nozomijoestarToday at 1:55 AM
She was his Queen, and god help anyone who disrespected his Queen
epickinnienaranciaToday at 1:55 AM
JDBDHE SHIT THE FUCK IP DKDBEBDJFBBD
nozomijoestarToday at 1:56 AM
Buy my silence $8000 a month
#jojo's bizarre adventure#naratrish#narancia ghirga#trish una#we support them at everything they do ty
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Boots Reads Homestuck Epilogue(s) Part 12 - Candy Page 18
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Time to see what all the fuss was about Page 18. Â Weâre with Jane... that might not be good. Â Especially given Lollipop proximity.
Jane scoffing at troll genocide again. Â :(
Gamzee seems more woke than Jane here.
GAMZEE: sO yOu SaYiN yOu NeEd DiFfErEnT sHoEs FoR yOuR hUmAn DiCkS aNd WhAt NoT?
Pfffff
Jane narrows her eyes at the disingenuous buffoon.
I dunno, he sounds like heâs being pretty goddamn ingenuous right now.
Itâs not the first time theyâve had this conversation? Â Are they black with each other or something??
Whatâs more likely is heâs attempting to get a rise from her. To get her a little hotter under the collar. To put her in a certain mood.
Oh my gosh sheâs genuinely black for him, hahahahah
GAMZEE: AnD AlL I EvEr bEeN TrYiN To dO Is gEt yOu rIgHt tOo, WiTh mOrAlS AnD GoOdNeSs, AlL fIlLeD uP iNsIdE yOu As TiGhT aS yOuR tAsTy HoE bAlLoOnS aRe WiTh HuMaN mOo JuIcE.
Jesus christ thatâs not the kind of metaphor i want to be hearing from canon
or anyone for that matter
JANE: No! Iâd rather die than touch your disgusting clown baton ever again.
....yyyeah, context is showing sheâs PROBABLY super Black into this.  Still, pretty jarring to see a clear consensual âNOâ right in the middle of things.
Quit calling her a dairy queen!!! D: D: D:
Oh god they named the baby Tavros.
Alright, thereâs some grade A discomfort in this scene, which Iâm enjoying, really. Â I can see why they singled out page 18. Â I could traumatize some people with some of these paragraphs out of context.
HOO HOO HOO, THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE DARK CARNIVAL!!!
Eeeeuugh
JAKE: Anyway whats up with you? Hows life with davekat going? JADE: oh its great! im really glad i just went for it JADE: all of us together... it really is the best of every world
God damnit Jade why are you obliviously torturing them????????
You couldâve been REALLY GOOD for them both if you just FUCKING LISTENED TO THEM AND RESPECTED THEM INSTEAD OF SITTING ON THEM.
JADE: theres no way me and dave could have a regular baby together because im... JAKE: Whats wrong? JADE: well lets just say that after all the sburb stuff its done some things to my body JADE: like merging with bec mostly
Oh my FUCKING GOD please donât canonize this. Â This didnât need to be spelled out so-- D:
jesus
D: D: D:
This... is actually making my stomach roil again????
like
not because id object to-- i mean, itâs one thing to deal with
FAN SCENARIOS
ISOLATED divergences from canon where she has to deal with that and its kind of hilarious, but can be safely ignored when it comes to her character arc as a whole
but once its CANON???????? Â D: D: D:
suddenly you canât IGNORE the full import when youâre done with, like, an RP or something, of the psychological struggle she would be forced to deal with given an abnormal biological situation. Instead of thinking âOh, that could be pretty painful to deal with! Letâs explore it temporarily for funâ it becomes âOh, that would be painful to deal with and you have to think about her having to deal with all the complications of that whenever you hear about her LITERALLY FOREVER.â  D:
andrew i know you couldnt resist because of how funny and practically-xenoprogressive it was but whyyyyyyyyy did you have to canonize that WHYYYY
Now instead of a fun joke thought it also has to be SAD FOREVER
AAAAAAAA Â Dâ:
i dont know why this would be the line thats crossed to upset me
Rose surrogate?
JADE: no jake, dave wouldnt be the father in this scenario!
Pffffff. Â Andrewâs just diving RIGHT into the, er, doggy fanfics here. Â I should... TRY to lighten up about this. Â Try. Â D:
(...wait, shit. Â Knowing my friend, THIS whole bit is why they alluded to this page. Â God damnit.)
[[ EDIT: Â askshenhibiki said:
Now that you read Candy 18, flash back to Meat when Roxy is talking about gender... and look at Jade's reaction looking at "where her hands rest on her lap". Yes, Meat hinted at that "mix" too.
Ah, letâs see...
ROXY: and so i got to thinking ROXY: what even is gender ROXY: amirite lol? JADE: oh yeah JADE: that makes sense i guess........
Jade looks at where her hands are folded in her lap. Bites her lip. She has her own concerns about this, her own thoughts. Reasonable thoughts, Iâd say. But Iâll refrain from any further comment. Iâm staying away from this subject, from now on.
...yeah, guess Dirk at least had the decency not to spring all that on us before Jade got the opportunity to do it honestly. ]]
Guh, back to Jake suffering in his sad, trapped scenario. Â I hope THAT gets at least resolved by the end of this. Â Someone save Jake from this, because it looks like heâs not really that capable of saving himself?
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Dammit, Jade, Iâm cringing at these descriptions of your intrusion.
Oh wow, John went for the mustache. Â Guess we knew that from, like, his stuffed statue oldself?
Jade doesnât pick up on the obvious subtext in the conversation, however, because sheâs been willfully undermining the subtext in her own personal life for nearly a year now.
D: Â D: Â D:
Seriously, Jade, how is what YOUâRE doing any better than what you were frustrated at seeing THEM doing, avoiding the real feelings and truth of anything even if it was conspicuously on body-language display?
KARKAT: THE NEW ADMINISTRATION IS CRACKING DOWN ON CERTAIN KINDS OF INTERSPECIES ADOPTION LAWS.
Itâs like Andrew wants us deprived of even a happy imagined future for Earth C on top of everything else!!! Â What the hell! >:(
Is this about politics? Â Is Andrew just venting his anger that the Orange Guy is going to get away with ruining everything forever?? Â Because as understandable as that is, he could at least give us some imaginary happyfutures to look forward to.
Reading on... Hm, yet another intentionally-misused fridging reference.
KARKAT: HIS RELATIONSHIP IS A FLAMING WRECK OF AN INTERSTELLAR WARSHIP HURTLING TOWARDS THE PLANET AT TERMINAL VELOCITY WITH THE ENTIRE CREW BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERED UPON REENTRY, SHOVED STRAIGHT DOWN THE CHAGRIN TUNNEL AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHAT OUT THE OTHER SIDE, THUS FLOODING THE ENTIRE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN IT CLOGS UP THE LOAD GAPER.
Yep, that triangleâs fucked. Â Wonder if the conversationâs going to transition to the CURRENT triangleâs problems...
...yeah, John using the R word there isnât far from the fucking truth from the looks of things.
JADE: maybe that would work for a few days, but one thing i learned from dating around a lot in my youth is that no ones going to leave a bad relationship until its THEIR idea to leave
She takes in a shaky breath and shuts her eyes. Her hair spills around her face when she leans forward to put her chin on her knees. Dave and Karkat exchange a look that is equal parts confused, miserable, and desperate.
Oh SHIT. Â Is JADE going to be the one to finally vocalize about the problems here???
Something else comes hurtling out of the hole in the sky, too fast for Jade to catch. It hits the ground with a clap of green lightning. The collision sends a geyser of dirt, rock, and vapor into the air. Dave flash-steps to shield Karkat. Jade doesnât move, taking the brunt of the explosion face on, using her abilities to warp the energy around her so that sheâs a mote at the center of the storm. When the dust clears, sheâs the first to jump in the crater, trailing smoke behind her.
Thereâs a body at the center of it. The torso is bloody, tangled, and curled into a fetal position. Its shoes are missing, but otherwise the outfit is quite familiar to her: itâs a dead ringer for her old Witch of Space uniform. Jade touches the body with the toe of her shoe, and then gasps when it rolls over to reveal its face.
JADE: its... JADE: ME???
Okay what the FUCK. Â It sounds like thereâs going to be some context for that postscript after all. Â Something to bridge the gap between when that 16-yo Jade falls into the singularity and when Aradia goes off with her through a wormhole
Iâm going to guess up front that this happens BEFORE the postscript... this younger version of Jade fell into the black hole and came out in THIS alternate timeline, possibly rather changed by the experience.  But then again, the way the sky opened up... actually, couldnât that be just a ânaturalâ manifestation of the black hole abilities encouraged by Calliope or done by the singularity alone, followed by later in the Postscript this Jade actually getting control of it??
And... reading on, from the sound of it, her eyes arenât black yet, either.  Sounds like thatâs to come, before the postscript.  Question being, is it alt!Callie black eyes, or some black-hole-powers visual manifestation?  Wait, never mind, I misread; this teenage Jade-corpse has NOT opened their eyes yet, so they couldnât possibly tell, and the stuff about them âshakingâ was about the adult Jade standing over her.  Never mind.  Letâs see which timeframe this Jade came from.
Also STOP TRAUMATIZINGÂ ADULT JADE ON SCREEN ITS NOT OKAY IM SICK OF IT ANDREW
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Page 20...
Stop letting babby not!Vriska bully babby not!Tavros.
Hm... same stupid tooth poison? Â No, Jade didnât get hit with a tooth... so itâs more getting hit with shards of spacetime and spiraling down a black hole. Â Also whatever alt!Callie did to just barely keep her alive.
Hm, so the Heart stuff falls apart if youâre too separated from the mass-whole at Lightâs center? Â Thatâs certainly a hypothesis at least.
ROXY: sounds like its time for another funeral lmao
ROXY WAKE THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING A VAGUELY ROXY-LOOKING LMAO-ZOMBIE. Â WHERE THE FUCK DID REAL ROXY GO.
And where the fuck is Calliope anyway, sheâs just being left in the dust and nobodyâs even talked to her from the looks of it.
Hm, cut apart by political differences, this group...?
ROXY: woah ok karkat i get ur all fired up about politics and stuff but lay off gamz ok
ROXY WHO REPLACED YOUR FUCKING BRAIN WITH A BLOCK OF CHEESE
ROXY YOUâRE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER PLEASE GIVE US AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOUâRE ACTING NOTHING LIKE THE COOL SMART PERSON WE READ ABOUT.
JADE: dave what the FUCK did you say to him downstairs?
Oh my god you asshole donât blame DAVE for this >:(
ROXY: this time next week well corpse party like its the end of the world!
I donât want to think this has anything to do with Aradia, but we DID see her in that postscript bit... Â And, I mean, what the hell could she even do?? Â Itâs not like this Roxy is just Aradia in really convincing cosplay or something.
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She leads John and Jake into the building and down the center of the nave, humming happily to herself the entire time. An equally effusive Calliope trails behind her, carrying a bouquet of purple flowers.
Well thereâs Callie. What is WITH these hypnotized motherfuckers.  I need a revelation on these shenanigans STAT.
What is with people being bathed in light here?
each time we witness death, we fall in love in with the important people in oUr lives all over again.
Calliope is gazing at Roxy with glassy eyes. She sniffs as she plucks the last petal from her rose. A breeze washes through the cathedral from the crack in the door at the end of the room, brushing the petal off-course and causing it to get stuck in Roxyâs over-sprayed hair. Calliope reaches out with a visibly shaking hand to remove the plant offal, but she does not draw back. Instead, she lets her hand graze down the side of Roxyâs face and cup her cheek. Roxy puts her own hand over Callieâs and holds it.
Uhhh.... huh.
So.
If Roxy was just lying to herself, then............ WHY??????
John tilts his head and squints at the image in front of him. Hmm.
Is John realizing heâs in some sort of fanfic drawn by another character, hence all the people in serene lightbeams at tender but unjustified moments?
Everyone whips their heads around to see, of all people, Aradia hovering in the foyer
Pff
(...I hope Aradia didnât come here, like, from the postscript.  Where the âactionâ she talked about might have just been this corpse party.  Because that would be pretty fucking lame.)
KARKAT: MAYBE FUCKING NEPETA IS ABOUT TO POUNCE FROM BEHIND THAT GROTESQUE STATUE OF THE HUMAN SUFFERER T-POSING OVER THERE.
Pfffffffffff
The description of Human Jesus we all had in our hearts, but were too afraid to voice.
Alright, now we see the body we took our eyes off of. Â Is it going to get back up, or did it escape earlier?
since nobody was willing to dislodge the huge, otherworldly shard from her chest
My damn god, people.
...alright finally, everyoneâs talking.
JANE: Agreed. Iâve always felt that Kanaya has done an exemplary job of providing a model for compassionate, empathetic behavior, which others of her kind would do well to follow.
JANE STOP BEING A XENOPHOBIC BASTARD
CALLIOPE: please. roxy gathered yoU all here for a reason. CALLIOPE: at least listen Until the end. CALLIOPE: after that yoU can argUe all you want.
...Huh. Â Huuuuhh. Â What the fuck is all this for. Â Are you saying ROXY caused this? Or...?
Okay I like this reinforcement sheâs making in her speech about how different changes can influence how all of this unfolds, gives me hope that maybe these two cliffhangers arenât all weâre going to be left with and weâll be able to at least think of an IMPLIED future different from them if we wanted to like we thought about the seemingly-infinite-possibility original ending of Homestuck that Iâd rather have been stuck with than this oh god breathe boots
okay thereâs the labor going into good distraction
alright corpse get back up
JADE: i am not jade.
Right, so like the black eyes in the postscript suggested this is more just a... vessel for alt!Calliope now? Â To give HER a future beyond the one she sacrificed for that black hole business? Â And between alt!Callieâs became-the-black-hole nature and Jadeâs Spacey Green Sun connection thatâs been singularified, she has access to cool Black Hole powers? Â And is gonna do cool shit with them in implied future adventures we wonât see while Aradia gleefully watches the carnage? Â Huh.
The congregation watches her go, but no one moves to help her, or even looks in her direction. In her wake, she leaves a primal, echoing wail.
Oh my god why wouldnât they have just a brief discussion or something ITâS NOT THAT BAD Â D:
JADE: and while i cannot say the same thing for the rest of you, JADE: i, at least, am exactly where i am meant to be.
Well fuck. Â So she just disconfirmed this timeline as... something. Â Relevant, possible, I dunno.
JADE: and i have entered this body to protect your world.
Okay thatâs good. Â So thanks to alt!Calliope these side timelines where things unfolded differently MAY be preserved. Â Pretty fitting given alt!Callieâs origins.
.......unless thereâs some other stupid interspecies civil war threat that sheâs going to be fighting too, here, when the political situation falls apart. Â Dammit.
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Terezi talk Terezi talk
-- JOHN EGBERT sent TEREZI PYROPE the photo âghostrain.jpgâ --
TEREZI: WH4T TH3 4CTU4L FUCK JOHN: it started a few days ago. the sky above the capital of the troll kingdom just cracked open and ghosts began raining down everywhere.
Oh my GOD.  So alt!Callie kind of âsavedâ all the doomed ghosts that got swallowed up in the black hole by redirecting them all to THIS UNIVERSE and timeline???????
Thatâs pretty interesting! Â Heck my stomachâs even calming down!
they canât even be judges! TEREZI: G4SP
Yeah thatâs pretty terrible!
...yep, the resistance WOULD put him in charge. Â I had a feeling it may have ended up in that direction in Candy since it wasnât in Meat.
--oh FUCK YOU Jade for splitting up what he had with Karkat before they could sort it out!!! You did the OPPOSITE OF HELP and neither of them are going to end up happy thanks to you! D:<
PFFF wow, Johnâs so concerned about babby not!Tavrosâs living situation that heâs considering legit kidnapping.  That means things must be pretty fucking bad.
--okay Calliopeâs still out and about with Roxy instead of being cooped up in her room like in the other timeline, thatâs good.
Pff, trying to redeem Ghost Eridan in front of Ghost Feferi. Â Yep, thatâs Gamzee.
GAMZEE: fIrSt, A LiTtLe RiGhTeOuS sPlAsH oF tHe NaNnA nEcTaR tO cLeAnSe ThAt DaNkNeSs FrOm YoUr SoUlS...
Gamzee takes out a baby bottle and flicks it, covering them both with little drops of milk, as clergy does with holy water. He then takes a swig from the bottle himself before returning it to his codpiece.
Jesus. Â Fucking. Â Christ.
I donât want to believe that whatâs in that bottle is what heâs making it sound like it is, but OF COURSE it is. Â Why would it be anything else. Â I bet thereâs not even any Lifey hypnosis going on, itâs just the literal stuff.
The crowd falls silent as they raise their heads to watch a drone ship pass by overhead.
Jegus fuck stop going whole hog condesce janey
ROXY: lmao you worry too much ROXY: janeys got her head on straight shell show you yet
ROXY. Â WHERE DID YOUR BRAIN GO. Â I MISS IT. Â YOUR BRAIN WAS THE BEST FUCKING PART OF YOU.
Touching photo.
Alright lemme post split. Â I havenât gotten as far as the last post plowed through since Iâve been typing so much... ah well.
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Fourth of July with the RFA
Happy fourth of July to my American followers!! Sorry this was written so quick I got this idea like 5 seconds ago and I have plans for today whoops not the best time.idk why jumins is always the longest tf?
!!!Said RFA member and mc are in America for summer holidays with an American MC!!!
Enjoy!~
-mod alex
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Jumin
-when you told him you were planning a party for the fourth he got excited
-mainly bc he knows how classy most of your parties turn out
-when he shows up to a barbecue grill out with tiki torches, too much beer, something called a âsloppy joeâ and 99 cent store American flag streamers heâs more than confused and slightly appalled
-also because hes literally wearing his best suit to a backyard bash
-finds a way to look more casual (you know, taking off the jacket, rolling up his sleeves, no tie, shirt slightly unbuttoned, aaaand now im nosebleeding)
-at first doesnt understand why the heCK there are sloppy joes its a mystery to us all
- is his normal charming self with your relatives you better watch out, that pervy cousin is making eyes at jumin
-makes a speech about american independence bc hes an extra lil shit and ends it with, âso therefore, if the british had never given america independence...i wouldve never met the love of my life. Happy fourth of july.â
-everyones drunk tho so no one really heard that but you and the one overemotional 4â˛5 aunt who cries at everything
-sitting on the grass and watching the fireworks show
-him putting his jacket around you when you get cold, you just leaning your head on his shoulder as he kisses the top of your head
-he doesnt understand sloppy joes but likes spending time with your family
Jaehee
-vaguely knows what its about
-buys you red white and blue flowers
-you guys go with your family to a local festival
-going on a merry go round together? you betcha
-going on a ferris wheel? ofc. kissing her every time the ferris wheel booth you guys are in goes up bc shes mildly scared of heights? y e s
-you guys eat some of the weirdest things, like fried butter? bacon and maple donuts? sloppy joes? fried cotton candy?
-playing the expensive festival games that are obviously rigged
-little did they know that baehee had prepared for this moment by practicing devil tricks with multiple youtube videos lmao
-she wins you a small stuffed panda and you cherish it forever
-walking around with her, hand in hand around the festival
-getting red white and blue streaks painted on your guysâ face
-kissing under the fireworks
Yoosung
-is so excited for this holiday
-i mean he loves all holidays but hes never experienced the horror fun of an American holiday
-you guys buy some wacky red white and blue sunglasses with âFourth of Julyâ written on top as well as those obnoxiously tall fluffy America flag hats (yall know what im going on about)
-âlook honey! a fourth of july sale!â âyoosung, love, its the fourth Walmart we've passed they all have salesâ
-trying various themed recipes together (granted since youre here for holiday and are at your parents, your younger sibling often intervenes)
-"moooooommm mc and her boyfriend are kissing in the kitchen againnnnn"
-him back-hugging you as you stir fry some shit idk cooking lingo all I eat is doritos and ramen
-kissing your shoulder as you finish making the decor on the America themed cake
-him getting along great with your family and fitting right in
-it seems so natural, how easily he smiles and cracks jokes with your parents
-wants to help with the barbeque but thats your thing to do and you will stand by that
-him buying you roses
-both of you guys playing tag with your younger siblings and cousins you guys lost
-when the fireworks start he probably yells out a scream from shock
-flinches every time one of them goes off so you guys go inside and move the couch so that youre still facing outside but the door is shut so no noise
-making out when it gets dark
-he tastes like cake and strawberries
-with the fireworks in the back y'all look like youre in a disney movie
Seven
-stay in watching documentaries on the revolutionary war
-you guys just mute it at one point and he starts doing silly voice overs for the show
- âIâm mad at some dudes so Iâll lift up my hat at you while I row away with these big guns and all your husbands and sons hrrrrrrâ
-eating red white and blue candy and drinking an inhumane amount of Dr.Pepper
-you drag him outside to the park to watch fireworks that the neighbors are throwing
- âlook theres one!!â âah did you see that one??â âthat one was so pretty!â âdamn you just missed a really big oneâ
-you guys would hang out in the park until three am just enjoying each others company
-yall would probably go on the kids playground and goof off, playing on the swings, going down the like,,, three foot long slide, just being little kids
-any holiday is the best holiday with him
Zen
-he sings the star spangled banner đ
-he's got an amazing voice but youre p aure hes holding the last note just to show off
-you guys buy matching tshirts that say "sloppy joes come and get some this is AmErICa" with a picture of childish gambino dabbing bet you wished it said smtn abt sloppy joes now huh
-going down to the beach for the day
-getting one of those giant donut rafts and just chillin together y'all better hope you aint on the west coast w one of those
-a tickle war breaks out, resulting in you falling off the raft
-zen dramatically "saving you" its like 6ft of water people cmon
-him giving you mouth to mouth cpr even tho you dont need it so basically y'all are just making out
-going to a local restaurant for sloppy joes burgers and fries
-new drinking game: every time I say sloppy joes , take a drink
-going on the boardwalk at sunset and watching the fireworks from the cruise ships
-he cant stop staring at how gorgeous you look, staring at the fireworks like theyre magic
-cant help himself from kissing you
-late night pretzels
#mystic messenger#mystic messenger reaction#mysme#mysmes#mysme jumin#mysme jaehee#mysme yoosung#mysme 707#mysme zen#jumin han#jaehee kang#yoosung kim#saeyoung choi#seven#707#hyun ryu#holiday#rfa#rfa members#fourth of july#america
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School Pres!Donghyuck & Secretary!You
summary: you and i work as a team and before our last year of high school we didnt really talk much outside of our meetings and preparation plans but now that we have i think i have a big crush on you
requested by: this lovely anon!! <3
(A/N) here it is bubs ! im sorry i made you wait so long :( BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING ! this trope really pulls at my heart strings cause i really b in my feels LMAOO but i hope you enjoy ! <3 (ps,,, she is unedited)
school pres!donghyuck
thats cute wow i love this already although idk how its going to turn uout because i always: wing it HAHAKDJSF
okay well!!! donghyuck being the school president would be a shocker to most because he doesnt seem like the person to go for a position like that
but hes actually really good at what he does
and thats scheduling all of the student council meetings, planning fundraisers, school dances, all the Great Stuff
but he honestly couldnt do it without his trusty secretary
which is you
youre his secretary
you write down all of his ideas cause he trusts you like that also cause he has no physical stability to do it himself smh
even though you guys are like,,,, attached to the hip in student council, outside of it you guys barely talk LMAO
but people seem to ship you guys
youve been the secretary for 3 years of high school and donghyuck was the pres for 2!
so you guys have a good dynamic
it was kind of awkward at first because you admired him from afar,, so like a crush,,, and you didnt really know how to act around him
 and you were used to the old school pres ,,, it was weird to just have a shift and a big change so quickly
but it was okay cause donghyuck had a great work ethic
before you two became the secretary and president, donghyuck had a lowkey crush on you too
i think thats why he has been just a bit awkward with you at first as well but both of u are oblivious
but then he got used to having you around and used to having 1 on 1 meetings with just the two of you guys
he saw it as an opportunity to get to know you but you??? you didnât really talk much about your personal life
all he knew was that you hung out with that one sophmore and one junior, jisung and chenle
oh and one person from your grade, jaemin
donghyuck never really bothered with you after your first encounter LOL
like !! youre nice and all but you just talk to him for work purposes! but thats okay! cause its better than not talking at all no?
so you guys have one of those 1 on 1 meetings at the library about an upcoming fundraiser to fund prom (cause its a new year and u need to think quicc abt ideas so people can vote on the theme)
you guys talk for hours on end about preparations and what you guys want to sell
you guys decide on doing a bake sale because who doesnt like baked goods !!
so you and donghyuck set out a date to bake EVERYTHINGÂ
and after the meeting hes just like, âits lunch now, do you wanna go somewhere with me to eat?â and he smiles so sweetlyÂ
this is the first time youre really looking at him too
he looks,,,, really good
and his smile? the sun cant compete n e x t
and youre like wow this boy handsome
but you agree on getting lunch with him because youre pretty hungry and idkmaybeyoucouldgettoknowthisfineman
SO you guys walk to a nearby food joint and on the way you guys are just chatting away and youre finally opening up to him
!! wow hyuck: head over heels his headass prolly in love by now LMAOOO
and then you get into the topic of how you guys came to be the secretary and president
hyuck says âi wanted to prove everyone wrong,,, they always say im a trouble maker or whatever so honestly i started out of spite but i love being the school presidentâ
all you said was âohâ but you nodded up at him cause its cool that he likes being it but its badass that he proved everyone wrong and Still Loves What He Does
so you guys get to the food place and you guys just joke around th e majority of the time
it feels like you guys have been actual friends since forever
when you guys go back to the library u guys forget about what u 2 were supposed to b doing
and then you open up your notebook and then-- oh yeah Prom Preparations and Fundraising
so then you and hyuck plan ahead that every other sunday you guys are going to mass bake a lot of sweets so you can try and sell them all on monday
and everyone has tasted your baking before,,, so they usually sell a l o t
so the following sunday, you meet hyuck at his friends cafe,,, cause it has a big kitchen
and then you guys get cracking cause you have a l o t to doÂ
half of the time you guys are throwing ingredients at each other but you guys Get Shit Done
you get to know hyuck more and you now understand why a lot of people have a crush on him
hes the sun!!! hes charismatic!! hes funny!!! hes got everything omg
his only flaw? he canât frost a cupcake to save his life
youre just laughing at all his attempts but anywho
its the next day! so the first monday to sell sweets
you and hyuck made a schedule of who would be selling the cupcakes during what lunch period
you assigned jeno, jaemin, and mark for 1st lunch, then you, hyuck, and chenle, for the second lunch, and then for anyone who wanted to buy after school would buy from renjun and jisung
interesting that u guys would be selling together and have poor chonlu third wheelingÂ
ANYWAY
the whole bake sale was a success,,, you sold every cupcake and chenle was honestly just gagging the whole time when he was with you guys cause you two sat really close to each other and being r e a l l y friendly
chenle swore he could see u guys heart eyeing each other but whatever
âjust friends,,, okay y/nâ âshut up chinlinâ âhello??? yes, can i get some new friendsâ
so over the course of id say a few months??? you and hyuck are literally everywhere together
you guys plan together, you guys eat together, you guys do everythin g together
people are starting to think that you guys are dating cause,,, yall sure act like it
and i dont know maybeyoulikehimalotnowthatyouvegottoknowhimmore
maybehelikesyoualottoo
but you guys are just pining over each other and the dreamies are so s i ck of it
so they tell you guys that hey!! emergency council meeting in five lets all meet in the board room!!
you guys are just laughing on the way there about a stupid meme or something and when you walk in the dreamies are quiet and Looking At You Guys
âwhat?????â ânothing. absolutely nothing.â
you and hyuck are just like,,, well whats this meeting about???
so the dreamies are just quiet for a second, they all look at each other and nod their heads like they have some secret code
and they all stand up and renjun says, âwe know u like each other,,, so weâregoingtolockyoutwointhisroomuntilyouconfessyourloveforeachother BYEâ and they all run out
you hear a click,,, you couldnt comprehend what the heck renjun said but now you did and youre both just frozen
so you just clear your throat and then you say, âi mean we might as well get some work doneâ and you sit down
and hyuck just deflates a bit cause?? do u not like him??
POOR BABY SAY YOU LIKE HIM Y/N YOURE HURTING THE SUNâS FEELINGS
and then he goes, âhaha right.â
and you could hear the shift in his voice cause hes a bit upset
and then you stop what youre doing and go,
âlisten hyuck, i like you more than a friend,, but i thought it was obvious? we were pretty much acting like a couple already so i didnt realy understand why i have to spell it out for you? i mean i understand if you dont like me like--â
and he kisses you
right on the lips
what a dream amirite kids
you could say that you just got,,,, sunkissed LMAOOOO IM SO LAMEKJGFJHSG
but you kiss him back cause you like him so much this means he likes you too!!!
when you guys pull back hyuck is just shyly grinning up at you and its??? adorable wow
and the dreamies all have their ears up against the door
so they hear everything
and chenle says âmy parents!! finally!! are!! together!!â and hes just so l o u d omg
and you and hyuck just burst out laughing and then it dies down after a bit an d hes just like,, âwill you be mine : )â
âcourse i will !! : )â
and so you guys just walk out of the room hand in hand
okay but your 1 on 1 meetings?? not a lot gets done
you know why?? hyuck is always staring at your face and is trying to kiss you 25/8
âhYuck we need to actually do work thi-- Will You Stop Throwing French Fries At Me.â
and he just l a u g h s
âoh yeah?? youre laughing now but how about when i say no kisses for a Week.â
and he just stops and sits up straight cause you give him The Look
âsuddenly i love doing work lets talk about our next fundraiserâ
and you just chuckle and hold his hand
âi think im in love with you.â
and hyuck freezes
he squeezes your hand and then he says, âim in love with you, too.â and you guys just break out into big smiles
oof okay wow uwus: officially gone
school pres!donghyuck is a whole ass hard working sweetheart
im going oto end it here before my uwus spill out some more
hyuck! existing! in this trope! sign me up.
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thesourraindrops replied to your post âidk if any of my followers keep up w youtube drama but hooo boy have i...â
Spill the tea I'm a YouTube drama slut
omg same, i love youtube drama so much its so entertaining
but basically casey did this like, half hour long interview w logan and i really dont know where i stand on it? like i think casey did a decent job of interviewing him, granted he could have gone harder on him but u can always go harder on someone, and i just. on one hand i agree w/ all the stuff logan was saying about how it is possible to learn and grow from past mistakes, and you shouldnt let smeones past define them necessarily, but on the other it seemed like he was doing his damn best to paint himself as a âoh poor me i messed up feel bad for meâ. like idk if thats his intention or not but i genuinely canât tell if hes being legit or not.Â
like the whole bit where he was like âtheres a difference between being CULTURALLY insensitive and just being plain insensitiveâ, i mean yeah theres a difference but why nitpick? at the end of the day, you were insensitive, offended a lot of people, and from what i know LOADs of japanese people say that he was culturally insensitive, and i dont think a white dude gets to decide what is and what isnt offensive to japanese culture
he also does this thing where hes like âim just a kid from ohio, im just a kidâ and ok while he isnt 35 years old, hes also not a fucking kid. hes 23, a fully grown adult man who SHOULD know how to handle himself. hes not a kid, and i feel like hes pushing that narrative to make people feel bad for him. which is manipulative as hell
i canât fault him for his reaction after he found the body. that shit is traumatizing and making jokes and laughing is, in my opinion, a perfectly normal coping response. hell, i was cracking jokes about my friend who passed away from suicide not very long after i found out, it was a way to cope. offensive? probably, but i wasnât in the right mindset and i was doing whatever i could to make myself feel better. it bothers me how much people focus on the âu were laughing therefore ur evilâ argument tbh
what i DO fault him for is willingly editing that footage and uploading it to youtube. they could have easily deleted it and then filmed a bit afterwards explaining what happened. i do think he had good intentions deep down somewhere about spreading a good message, but he just did it the completely wrong way
idk, i was talking about this w my friend last night and neither of us know where exactly to land on the whole thing? like iâm not a fan of the pauls, i think theyre obnoxious, self absorbed assholes who are awful role models for children, and i hate that theyre famous, but i also think it would actually be really nice to see someone genuinely learn from their fuck ups and truly become a better person by owning up to their mistakes and not making shitty excuses (like what i feel like logan is doing atm).
if u watch phillip defranco, i pretty much wholly agree with what he said on it, and he does a much better job of wording himself than me lmao
im just really interested to see where everything goes from here. i think the whole documentary thing is a really stupid idea, but if hes gonna do it at the very least he should make it free to watch on youtube and donate any ad revenue from it to charity (and prove it). the whole boxing thing that he and jake are doing w ksi and his brother is stupid too, plus ur gonna have to pay to watch it which is even dumber, its basically just some silly publicity thing. no matter who wins its gonna suck either way cause ksi is almost as equally annoying as logan paul imo
omg there was also the whole thing w the pauls dad, greg paul???? ive never seen a more embarrassing excuse for a father holy shit, apparently he assaulted some kid at a press conference, plus a while back in one of jakes vidoes he made out with this possibly underage girl while she was blindfolded??? it was weird, but it explains why the kids are so fucked lol
basically theres so much going on
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We All Did
Richie x Gender Neutral!Reader
Word count:Â 824
Requested: yeppity yep yep
âi love angst lol, could u maybe write an angsty fic with either bill or richie?? thanks !â
Summary: so richie starts to hang around the popular kids and then suddenly comes back to you like everything is fine and you get pissed.Â
Side note: lmao if youâve soon shark tale this basically that scene when angie gets pissed at oscar cos i had no idea what to write so here we go
You and Richie have been best friends ever since you were little. Together you were a whole, you were inseparable. But things changed as time went by.
The popular kids started to hang around him a lot. They found him bizarre, weird, different and they loved him for it. His humor was what they loved the most. Richie still spoke to you and the losers every now and then.Â
Now he doesnât at all. He still had little conversations with you. Then those conversations stopped. You would still receive a little smile or nod when you would walk past each other in the hallways. But now? Now itâs like you never existed in his life.Â
He didnât look at you, talk to you, didnât connect with you in any way. You lost your best friend. The losers tried their best to not care but you could see how much it hurt them. But they knew it was much harder on you, they were very aware of the special bond that you and Richie had. They did all that they could to cheer you up. You appreciated it and loved them for trying, but in all honesty you just needed your best friend to come back to you. And everyone felt the same.Â
The losers club wasnât the same without him.
*Three months later*
Things have been pretty good. You had your friends and your friendship was getting stronger every day. Your grades were doing pretty good. You were still a bit upset about the whole Richie thing, but not as much as you were 3 months ago. He always said that he wanted something more anyway, which hurt like hell, but oh well. You were healing, slowly but surely.Â
You were watching tv on your couch when a knock interrupted your show. You groaned getting up and making your way towards your door. You swung it open to reveal Richie standing there. You gasped at his appearance. What the fuck. Why is he here.Â
âHey Y/N,â he smiled giving you a hug then pushing past you into your house.
âWhy the fuck,â you whispered to yourself.
âSo how have things been,â he asked.Â
âWhat are you doing here?â You said ignoring his question.
âWell we havenât talked in ages. So yeah,â he said casually.Â
âWell, thats because you forgot about my existence. But whatever, itâs cool,â you said bitterly.Â
He scoffed shaking his head. âWhatever.â He was about to walk out the door when you stopped him.Â
âNo. You donât speak to me, let alone look at me for three months, and then show up at my house like everything is fine and leave, then forget about me again? No, you donât get to do that.âÂ
âY/N, we could still talk to each other. You just never did,â he shrugged.Â
âThats because you forgot who I was and hang around your new friends more than your family!â Richie always referred to the losers as his family. It seemed like what you just said hit close to home, you could see it on his face.Â
âCan you just stop, Y/N! Youâre being ridiculous now,â he said. You felt your rage grow inside you but tried to stay calm.Â
âAre you serious? I just wanna take your big dummy head and just-â, you cut yourself off with a grunt.Â
âCome on, Y/N.â
âNo, Richie. Why are you hanging out with those kind of people anyway. You know what theyâre like,â you told him. He was silent.Â
âAnd also, do you think theyâd even be friends with you if they didnât find you funny or insane? Are you that blind?â You felt tears start to well up in your eyes. It finally hit you that you were saying what youâve been wanting to say for so long.
âAt least they treat me like Iâm somebody!â
âWould they loved you if you were a nobody!â You exclaimed.Â
âNobody loved me when I was a nobody!â He shouted.Â
âI DID.â You finished. He was silent now.Â
âWe all did,â you whispered more quietly, tears were falling down your cheeks. âBefore everything. At the beginning we all did, Richie. To us you were something. But now? Now youâre a whole different person. You joke.â Your voice cracked.Â
âY/N....I-.âÂ
âNO! Just forget it. Just go. Iâm tired of hearing how everything in your life wasnât good enough. Including me.â
Richie looked like someone just shot him. He was just now realising what heâs done. Â
âOut.â You deadpanned.Â
He opened his mouth to say something but held it back and left. When he closed the door you fell down to your knees letting your sobs out.
Richie stood outside on your porch taking in a deep breath. He quickly wiped away his tears but they kept falling anyway. He felt terrible. How could he be so blind? He lost everything important to him. He lost his best friend.
#richie tozier x reader#richie tozier imagine#ew i expected more from myself#ugh#the losers club imagine
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Just a bit out of my league Pt.3 Stan Uris X Reader/Henry Bowers X Reader Modern AU
 Summary: (Also I changed this btw) Drama, drama, and more drama is all that can describe the messy Tozier family right now. Y/n is still battling whether or not to leave Henry just for the sake of her safety. You and Richieâs mom is deciding if she wants to really send Richie off to a mental institution because she found out about his friend group and him trying to kill Pennywise. Even with forgiveness this will all end in tears and heartbreakers doing the usual; heartbreaking. Henry had apologized to Y/n but their relationship is at stake mainly from the fighting. Stan, oh poor Stan. Forever stuck in the friendzone Stan ends up telling Y/n the truth causing an, already, horrible triangle between Y/n, Henry, and Stan himself in Pt.4!
Song: Out of my league by Fitz and the Tantrums and DNA by Lia Marie Johnson bc these both fit the theme PERFECTLY
Warnings: Fluff, angst, depressing parts, cursing, underage drinking, not taking advantage of people, some humor, family drama
A/n:Okay so I do but I donât have writers block atm so thats sucks (Insert dick joke bc I am a walking female version of Richie Tozier) but eh at least I get to write for a bit anyways x3 also the drama in this kind of but doesnât remind of Stranger Things season 2 but like I am still flipping my shit bc season 2 comes out in 15 days so like ye also SO SO SO sorry if Henry and anybody else is like super oc (Original character)
  If you are sensitive to family and love drama then please donât read,                             You have been warned
  (Not my photo I just found it on ye old internet but like this fits one of the scenes in Pt.3 lol)
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  You donât even know why Henry had skipped the rest of school today but it just happened. He seemed off, ever since that fight he backed off a bit but it was still a âokayâ relationship. When you walked home you found your mom sitting at the dining room table with Richie talking about stuff⌠âRichie I really do think it would be a good idea for you to be in a mental institution sweetieâ Your mom sounded offâŚdifferent. She didnât sound like the alcoholic she was. You walked up to the entry way but you were in the position of not being seen unless you moved somewhere different. âMom seriously I am fineâ âNo Richie you need to leave!â she said her voice cracking from being stressed. You felt heavy tears trying to release from your soft emerald green eyes but you tried to fight it. âJust fight back the truthâ you thought to yourself. âMom! I am perfectly fine here! Remember we only moved here so Y/n would be better about everything! And to get away from fucking dad..â Richie said loudly but softly saying the last part about your dad. âRichieâŚ-â before your mom could finish talking Richie got up and left the table. Leaving the house to just you and your mom.  âMom..â you said walking to the seat Richie had been sitting at. âYou saw everythingâ you nodded then took a seat at the table. âItâs going to be fine..trust meâ you gave her a pain killing smile and she broke down and her flustered cheeks filled with heavy crystal blue tears. You closed your heavy lids then she got up and left the room. âMom waitâ You said somewhat softly knowingly that she wouldnât be able to hear you. âLove youâŚâ you spoke in a whisper tone, letting the tears flood you ran your hands through your hair and started to full on cry.Â
       The next morning you woke up in your bed, which you donât even remember getting in here. You had woken up from a nightmare but thankfully it was Saturday morning. Sitting up in bed you looked around and to your surprise you were still wearing last nightâs clothes. Then you noticed Henry, he was sitting at your bay window looking out at the fall leaves. âHow did you get in hereâŚ?â You said then his head quickly turned to look at you. âYou called me to get hereâ he mumbled but you could still understand him. âAnd then what happened?â you said fully clueless. âAs I said you called me, you said about some spare key in a bush. Then when I got here it looked like you got into some of your momâs alcoholâŚSo I had to carry you up here because your mom would be pissed if she saw you like thatâ he said as he walked over to your bed and sat down next to you. âY/n you know itâs okay that you did thatâ âNo itâs notâ you shook your head then looked at him in the eye. âDonât tell anyone, promise?â you said then he smiled back and said âPromiseâ. Then the next thing I knew, my hand was on his shoulder and my face was close to Henryâs. It was like some sort of âKiss-meâ body language. I didnât want it to seem as if we both took advantage of the situation but he went for it. Then his cheek was against mine, I knew it was now or never actually have my first kiss like this with him. But the thought of us making out after a night of me drinking alcohol was too much, So I said the first mood-killing thing that popped in my head. âI-I think Richie might be aw-â he ignored me trying to get out of this. Henry was obviously the one to be like this but it still was mixed feelings for me. Our worlds collided as soon as we met in a different way. The door than swung open to reveal Richie complaining that he is hungry. âWhat the fu-!â he yelled then in a natural instinct, for when your brother walks in on you fucking making out with your boyfriend,you jumped up letting go of him.
   âWhy aRE YOU HERE HENRY!â Richie yelled. The face you gave him was âShut up and is mom home??â he nodded âYeah she is homeâ just from knowing. âGet out!â you yelled back at him. âFine!â Richie said putting his hands up then slammed the door shut and walked away. You got up and walked over to change into something different, Henry quickly went on his phone just to distract him from staring at you.Â
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  âHey Henry, how is your dad sweetie?â your mom asked when she saw you and Henry walking downstairs into the kitchen. âHe is doing okay Mrs.Tozierâ he smiled through the lie he told your mom then let go of your hand so you could sit down at the dinner table. Then Richie came barreling in wearing super baggy navy green jeans and a band shirt. âAre you seriously going to be wearing that today?â you said as you were putting your hair up in a high ponytail. âYes I am Y/nâ he said as he sat down next to you. âMom is it okay if Eddie and maybe Stan comes over today?â Richie spoke up once he set down his phone so he could start eating the breakfast your mom made. Everything was weird and different. It was almost like a normal family, your mom actually made breakfast and wasnât wasting her time drinking away her problems, Richie actually acted like the typical little brother and wasnât cursing 24/7. But it was nice for once. You caught Henry staring at you, when you looked over at you he smiled. âwhat the aCTUAL FUCK IS GOING ONâ you thought yourself. Am I losing my mind?? You looked around to see if there was any alcohol bottles anywhere but one was to be found in the trash, it was full. âSorry but yes they can come over Richieâ your mom said softly. She walked over to turn off the TV, walked back and placed the food on the dinner table, then sat down. âWell this is differentâ you mumbled. âY/n are you okay?â Richie looked over at you. âNo I am not okay Richieâ âWatch the attitudeâ Your mom spoke up. Henry was ignoring everything and just eating everything on his plate. âY/n?â Henry said,you gave him a soft âmhmâ âMrs. Tozier, is it okay if me and Y/n go out for a bit?â âSure just if you guys are staying out late she needs to be home by around 7pmâ Henry nodded, grabbed his belongings then took you by the hand and left.Â
   âI n-need to tell you somethingâ Henry said as he took a deep sigh. When you two were holding hands he looked you in the eyes, you both ended up stopping by the bridge. âYou can tell me anything Henryâ he nodded. âDonât tell anyone please.â You nodded. âI k-killed himâŚâ you were shocked by this. âWho is him?â you said softly. âMy dadâ he muttered in a somewhat mad tone. âHenry I canât hear you, please speak up babyâ you said as you looked at his guilty face. âI said I killed my dad!â he said loudly. You closed your eyes, âCan you please just walk me home, the sun is setting..â you fought off any sadness you felt for his dad because his dad was a total asshole. You started walking back home but Henry stopped you, âPlease Y/n donât leave me. Iâm safe to be around, youâre safeâ he said the last part in a almost non audible tone. âHenry I know itâs just- I need to get homeâ Henry shook his head. âYou can walk yourself homeâ he said as he went opposite directions home. You sighed and walked yourself home.Â
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  âMom Iâm home!â You called out as you closed the door. âNo you need to leave Went! (According to WIKI fucking WIKI for Stephen kingâs movies and books lmao it said that Richieâs dadâs name is Wentworth Tozier so like correct me if im wrong in the comments) the kids do not want to fucking see you!â Your mom shouted at the top of her lungs. Then you heard a glass bottle shatter. You flinched slightly and walked up to the kitchen walk way. You hid yourself but only you could see what was going on. âIf you already have another fucking girlfriend then you need to pack your shit and leave!â Your mom screamed. You saw the broken glass bottle, it was a wine bottle, then you saw a non-broken bottle sitting on the table. âI will leave when I fucking want to leave Maggie!â Your dad screamed back at her (Maggie is Richieâs mum just to clear that up too) you hated seeing them both like this. But you couldnât help wonder, how did it go from normal mom to your mom and dad both fighting. This hadnât happened since Richie was in elementary school. Almost 4 years ago⌠You snapped back into reality when you felt a hand on your shoulder, in reaction you turned around and it was Richie. âWe should go up to our roomsâŚâ âWhy?â and as if on cue: âIâm calling the fucking cops!â Your mom screamed. âThatâs whyâ Richie said as he pointed at your mom. âY-yeah..â You said as you both rushed upstairs.
   âWhy does this all have to happen Y/nâ Richie said, you had both been sitting in your room on the floor. He had his head resting on your shoulder, it felt like forever since you both had to do this. Just listening to the screams and the cop sirens felt too real, âItâs going to be fine Richieâ you closed your eyes and reminded yourself not to cry since you and Richie both had already been crying over all that has happened. âNo it wonât and you know it wonât too Y/nâ he spoke heartbreaking words. Then Richieâs phone started going off, Bill had a request to face time. Richie quickly lifted his head up off of your shoulder then answered the facetime call. âHey Billâ Richie said with a pain-killing smile. âWhy are you in your sisterâs roomâŚâ Bill said after he took a sip from his water bottle. âuh-â âItâs fine Bill, Iâm up here with himâ You interrupted him because you knew it made him pissed off a bit. âShut upâ Richie said. You giggled a bit causing Richie to roll his eyes. âIs that Y/nâ Stan whispered to Bill but you could both hear him on the other line. âYeah, why?â Bill said. Then Stan sent him a text saying that he liked Y/n, when Bill looked at the text he nearly choked on his drink. âOH YEAH BECAUSE OF HIS FISHâ Bill said trying to not blow his cover. Then Stan appeared on the screen. âHey Y/n, Richieâ he said with a nervous laugh. âWait why do i hear police sirens! RICHIE Y/N ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY!?â Eddie then yelled since he was having a sleepover with Bill and Stan. âYeah itâs just ya knowâŚlocal kid threw a rockâŚat my windowâŚâ You said and looked at Richie, âYeah it was some psycho!â âI doubt that Richieâ Stan said with a bland expression on his face. âWhateverâÂ
                   To be,
                            ContinuedÂ
@lovertozierÂ
#stan uris x reader#stanley uris#stan uris#henry bowers#henry bowers x reader#richie tozier#richie tozier x reader#eddie kaspbrak#bill denbrough#maggie tozier#trashmouth tozier#richard tozier
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Im Back.
Boy, how time flies fast when youâre busy keeping things feel right. I mean, theyâre supposed to be. Iâm going to make this update as quick as i can and as precise as i can, bet i cant do both tho lmao.
It has been approximately 3 weeks since Rock Bottom (i guess itâs what you call it? Well, close.) and things has been quite, nice.
The month of July has really been a journey of what felt like forever. Today is the 12th of the month and i have come to the point where i realised that the mind is the only thing that keeps us from doing or achieveing something that we want. And this applies to a couple of situations:
I learned how to do a buck tuck.
This is one of the few things i achieved as i underwent through a âtherapaeutic healingâ after the incident. I surrounded myself with the few people that im friends with in our Pep Squad and fortunately my friend Dapitanon, P. also had a common friend which made our days more progressive. Just the act of cheering for each other to do oneâs best really lifts everyoneâs morale.
âItâs really all in the mind.â
We ARE physically capable of doing things but our mind seems to think that thereâs an invisible obstacle that prevents us from pursuing what we want to achieve. I realise this as we were practicing for a back tuck, which i proudly achieved (with a spotter pa hehe). But that achievement was already some proof that if i can have control over my body, i can do all things if i just believe just enough to do it right. Heck, I think Iâll attach my tuck video somewhere on here.
1st of July.
We went to a dog cafe.
Idk whatâs with me but i really like to do something special at least once a month with him and WITHOUT telling him. After all, I canât just let myself be carried away with the emotions that lead me almost to the verge of thinking it was over, right? So despite our awkwardness and difference of treatment (slight), I still picked him up (with miraculously good timing too) with our Navara and was able to use it for the whole day before returning it back to my Granddadâs. Did i mention he got car sick? It was the cutest. (Am i weird for saying that? Doesnât matter tho lmao) i thought of going to the dog cafe cause i was thinking, âHey dogs can like help with your mental and emotional health right? So why the frick not.â Im surely going to post a little GIF here somewhere on how cute the doggos were. And when i tell you, dogs CAN bring the purest out of anyone. We literally were like talking to babies man and boy the dogs were HUUGE, only the pugs were like âhey hooman u can luv me unlyk diz oder bitchezâ haha. But if ever things do go well for us in the future, we are DEFINITELY going to get a golden retriever man. Itâs my dream!
Anyways, we also got to watch our first movie as âbarkada pero gusto ang isat isaâ or BPGAII, it was Toy Story 4. And bitch, dont get me started on how we were wondering if it was a childâs movie or not coz boi, we did NOT like the jump scares at ALL. But still, me being an emotional, soft potato, it still made me cry in the end. The meaning behind was great it was all about taking the risk, which was kind fitting? For him at least hekhek. Basically Woody chose to be with his hoe, Bo, for Buzz, his bro. But this aint no movie review so, *boop.
I gave him my skin care?
Ok tbh this was so random right. He realised my skin was glowing better (coz bitch, we aint lettin no sadness ruin this skin ya feel?) so he asked what was i using cos he was contemplating on his gorgeous face that he was getting ugly now. (The audacity, am i right?? Lol) so i CLEARLY (no pun intended) put into the effort of giving him some travel bottles and put in some samples of what moisturiser and micellar water i was using right, and i guess it worked out well? I also got to drive it TO him still. But the good side of this was i was able to be with my Granddad and spend some time together as his driver hihi.
LADY DRIVER.
So Iâm getting good at this driving thing right, as driving from Malaybalay to Cagayan, Davao to Tagum and vice versa, Tagum to Maco and back. So i might as well be good at city driving and yall cant tell me otherwise lol,
(SIDENOTE:except for the fact i got stopped by the Yellow Ranger in Ecoland coz i was at the left lane at a traffic light and my mom told me to go straight WHICH WAS WRONG I GUESS THATS A THING RIGHT, so i was almost charged 1500 pesoses. But thank Heezuz i was with my mom and she was able to talk through the officer but sadly we had to name drop my Granddad since he was a known regional director at LTO before. Sorry Pops, i swear itâll be the first and last time.)
Back to real time, i helped him with his errands and was really lucky with the timing coz my Dad went off for a trip and my mom was left with his car. So yup, got the chance to borrow it for half of the day and drove all the way to Maa to get a keyboard his friend is letting him use for the mean time, her name is Jen and sheâs the sweetest. (No backstory will be dropped for privacy). Aight, so we drove back to their house at Magallanes but didnât have enough time to say hi to his folks coz it was noon and they were on siyestas, right. I still regret why i didnt like fake-pee or something tho. HahahahahahahDONTJUDGE. We ate for some late lunch at SML and felt korek coz before we joke about âasa ta nag park?â And now we get to be in the situation haha. Itâs funny coz just when i thought things were detoriating between us, the world just chooses to keep things tight and close and say something like âoh, u guys are having an emotional conflict and struggle about ur relationship? Here are things that only REAL couples do and i hope u enjoy em!!â Dumbass. Jokes aside, I drove him home and goodbyes are still awkward, but i was starting to understand the type of âlow-keyâ he means.
Usapang Gym.
Oh wow itâs already the fifth point. If you manage to read this far, congrats! You get nothing but to keep on reading this rollercoaster wreck lmao. I wasnât expecting he would pay the whole month at our gym and expects me to come with him. And it came to me: i kept on thinking that i should ask for assurance but in reality, he really does mean what he said about just being âmeâ. Things were different but things also got better. Itâs like losing some and gaining some right? Like a body excrcising, losing weight, gaining muscle, idk its a weak analogy but its close enough for yall to understand. Itâs our first week today, (itâs Friday) i hope i could keep up tho haha. I guess Iâll keep progress updated? Idkidkidk. Also, i got to mention thats he is VAIN af. Idk if its a good thing or just a tragedy waiting to happen haha. I also became his coach, (oha san kapa haha), he told me he wanted help with increasing his verticle as he would help me with abdominals. So i bought sets of ankle weights only to find out the first one didnt suit him so i had to buy another set. AND IT WAS HALF THE PRICE I BOUGHT THE FIRST SET AND IT WAS BETTER. Prices will be disclosed. (250) So i like, i do my own workout right and he suddenly shows his hot-headed side of things coz he was upset he had to go home early coz there was this no-towel-no-workout policy at my gym so we had to cut our day short.
In times like these, my mind just goes to places to different situations. All the what-ifs start filling up my mind on how he could react to other situations that would cause a similar effect on what his character was showing right. But in the end, i still give kudos to myself coz im able to keep up and cope with how quick his personality changes sometimes. And sometimes, im the one with a crack on the head lmao. Well, most of the time.
TAKE AWAYS.
Fast forward to this very moment, its 11:30 in the evening and im recalling all of this on a positive note. Today was an addition to a great day we had as a rest day from gym. We watched Spiderman: Far From Home and i guess its now my current favorite and HAD to watch it twice.
Speaking of Twice, bruh i want to do a dance cover so bad of #Fancy or #YesOrYes coz i been itching and the choreo is sooo goood! Not to mention Twice was in Manila last 29th of June. *sighs in broke* but i cant say it was the best concert from them coz there were complications like Jungyeon had a sty and was wearing an eye patch the whole concert, Dahyun got sick after along with Mina who wont be attending the 2019 Twicelights Worldtour because she gets anxiety attacks and feels insecure about performing on stage suddenly. I mean i know you got no idea what im talking about but its just sad to think of the fact that even someone so adored by many people, someone who has great physical, social and emotional support, can still feel the lack of these mentally. And if youâre one of those people who feels anxious about anything? I hope you get well soon and i hope you find the true meaning of your purpose in this simulation, because you are not alone. x
In addition to almost wrapping this up, i also treated myself again something from Adidas (coz again, bitch, if no man gon treat me i gon treat myself! HAHA!) which i later on realise i now own 3 bags from there and thinking to get a fourth one....someone help meÂż i also have to mention i already treated myself about a week ago (đś) by waxing my own axillae, grooming my own brows, a gorgeous lippie from Beauty Cottage called Elegant Impressionist shade #9 Byzantine for half its original price haha, nothing beats fishing me through a sale. Speaking of treat, my Dad gave me my first pair of Tigers man and i cant help but tell yall its the same pair that the He wanted and it totally pissed him off that i got the pair he wanted first so bad and now he doesnât know what to do coz heâs afraid if we have the same pair we might wear it at the same time and it would be cringy and weird (now for normal people that would sound cute right, matching kicks and all. But no. Not in this lifetime.), since im just blabbering of how im spoiling myself might as well end it here folks.
Guess Iâll keep you updated on how stuff might go on from now since class is fast approaching. Tomorrow I guess Iâll be attending a send-off party for our friend sheâs going to the U.S soon. Oh, did i mention the re-run for Endgame is out? đ¤


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