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rip sundry sidney she's not dead just in a different dimension and she woulda loved never stop blowing up

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constants across all timelines:

Ricky will return home to his wife and child

Fig and Ayda forever

Chungledown Bim will try to shit in Fabian's mouth

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“Hello, one and all!”

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She can do anything! 💫

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I made a post involving young/feral/perceived cryptid Dick Grayson and someone tagged something about Barry Allen losing his mind when this terrifying child befriends his nephew and I have NOT stopped thinking about this since.

Because like, imagine you're Barry Allen. You've been doing this hero thing for a while, and you've seen a lot of things, but now your nephew has gotten himself wrapped up in this too, and goddamnit, you're worried because you know this life isn't easy.

Then he makes a friend - Ollie's boy, Roy Harper - and you breathe a little bit easier, because you know that however rough this life is, it's worse without friends. Besides, it's sweet. They're young boys, and they roughhouse, and tell stupid jokes, and play video games together sometimes. It's nice to see Wally just be a kid with someone that he doesn't have to hide from. And, yeah, sure, they get into trouble sometimes, pull pranks that go too far, get themselves in danger because they think they can take on something they can't, but it's still a net positive, because you need friends in this line of work, and that's exactly what they've found.

And you think about Robin. Not often, but you do think about him. Because you know nothing about him, and you don't want to, but he still has the face of a boy that's younger than your nephew. You wonder if he has friends.

But really, you don't think about him that much. You don't want to. He's freaky, and generally, thinking too hard about anything to do with the Bat is inadvisable.

Then there's a fight. A big one. You don't even really know who's fighting on your side until everything has cleared. It was basically the entire Justice League, no one dead, but a few injuried. And your nephew's there too. And Roy. And Robin.

No one really goes near Robin, ever. It was an unspoken rule, of sorts, and you're pretty sure it's just because everyone's scared of messing with Batman's little bird, though whether that was due to fear of Batman or the bird himself, you're not sure.

But Wally doesn't seem to know this. Wally doesn't seem to care. He runs up to Robin with a big grin on his face and grabs his hand, trying to tug him over to where Roy was patching up some injuries.

You notice that Robin doesn't go with him immediately. In fact, he looks confused. But if you know anything about your nephew, he's persistent, and eventually Robin lets himself be dragged over. Roy seems unconcerned, but you can tell that the other adults in the vicinity shift uncomfortably, unsure of what they should do, or if they should do anything at all.

It doesn't last long anyway. Batman calls for Robin and he bounds off, but you notice he stops and hesitantly waves a gloved hand at your nephew before he leaves. Wally waves back.

You don't think much of it.

Then, the next time you and Ollie catch Wally and Roy fighting something they shouldn't be, Robin's right there with them. It's the first time you've seen Robin without Batman in close proximity, and you think he looks just a little bit more human. He smiles sheepishly with the other boys when they're chastised for fighting things that they shouldn't, and you watch Roy ruffle his hair like there's nothing to be worried about. You're still worried.

You still don't think much of it though. Even when Robin's there with the two of them the next time, and the time after that.

But then, oh dear god, he's in your house. You don't actually notice him at first, for two whole hours, because it's normal to see Wally and Roy sitting on the couch and playing video games. You just don't realize that there's a third head in between them until you sit down in an adjacent armchair to see what they're playing, because Robin is just short enough that his head doesn't peak over the back of the couch.

You have to blink a few times to make sure what you're seeing is real, because nestled in between the two slightly older heroes in their civilian attire is Robin, sans his gloves, cape, and boots, but otherwise still in full uniform with his mask still firmly in place, holding a video game controller and laughing while Wally elbows his side to try to make him lose.

And you just sit back in your chair and stare, because what the hell are you even supposed to do in this situation? Your nephew has decided to make friends with Batman's goddamn son - the boy that you've seen sneak up on League members with super hearing, break a grown man's femur, and somehow fade into shadows in a bright yellow cape - and it worked. And now he's playing video games on your couch. And you don't know what to do about that.

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I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs

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Quick doodle 💜

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One of the underrated funny moments in The Son of Neptune for me will always be when Mars was asking for a pen and he was like "200 Romans and no one has a pen" because my mind was thinking about the fact that Percy did technically have a pen but he was a Greek and he fucking hated Ares too much either way lmao. Plus he didn't know the pen could write. He still wouldn't have given it to Mars though if he knew.

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tim: i’m a seventeen year old CEO of course i do drugs sometimes

bruce: tim i cannot describe how disappointed—

alfred: very hypocritical of you, master bruce. considering at 17 you and that harvey dent were running lines at that boarding school when you thought i wouldn’t find out

bruce: … carry on then…

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Bruce using “chat clip that” because of his kids. He probably thinks it’s the kids talking to oracle and asking her to take note of something that happened or something they saw. And in turn he starts saying that so oracle can “clip that” and put it in his notes for when they have their mission debriefing.

Tim: (rushes tying up the criminals and one of them wiggles free)

Bruce: (sees tim wrangle him and tie him up correctly) “chat clip that”

Tim:

Dick:

Damian:

Jason:

Oracle: “what did you say Batman?”

Bruce: “I said clip that, I need to go over that during mission debrief.”

Oracle: “that’s not- … okay B, clipping that”

Rest of the bat family on comms: (absolutely flabbergasted)

Tim: “chat clip that”

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yay!!!!

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Headcanon that Jason and Dick are absolutely the quietest members of the family, you cannot see or hear them- even more so than Bruce and Cass- and that not even Superman can sense them when they don’t want to be seen:

a side effect of running around for most of their childhood in bright reflective clothing

(even when they’re casually walking, they’ll accidentally shift into silent mode, walking on the balls of their feet because its habit, or just blending in completely on accident because its second nature at this point and they had to learn it for survival so now they still do it without meaning to- you cant really turn it off)

The only person who ever knows when they’re around and can point them out/not flinch when they just appear is Bruce

Tim is mad because Jason uses the power for evil- but also a little happy that he can’t do it- because sorry not sorry Bruce, I’d rather get shot because someone sees me than run around in bright red booty shorts-

Steph is really impressed and gets Jason to teach her his ways- but she agrees with Tim that nothing is worth wearing that atrocity in the streets. Dick is offended

Damian is just annoyed that Bruce ever let them out on the streets in the old ugly costume- but he also flinches and sometimes even screams when the absolute brick of Jason just materializes in front of him, or Dick casually appears in his room

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I love the idea of the batfam forgetting just how scary Nightwing can be.

Most of the time he’s all smiles and he’s always trying to deescalate issue in the calmest way possible. But there are times that he has to actually get serious and fully destroy someone and THAT right there is what I love.

*The family on a mission together. Which is rare in itself. Especially since Red Hood is there. The last thing he wants is to be caught with any of the bats.

They are surrounded by goons and everyone sans Nightwing is incapacitated because of some injuries caused by said goons.

Then Nightwing just goes feral, completely destroying the goons, both effectively and quickly and everyone is sitting there just mouths agape because that’s Dick Grayson doing that.

The Dick Grayson that is always smiling and laughing.

The Dick Grayson that is always trying to hug everyone.

That’s Nightwing right there.

The Nightwing that fell in his face trying to get out the Batmobile last night

The Nightwing that survived an assassination attempt last week because he befriended the assassin

That’s their brother there that just wiped the floor with the goons that took out almost all of the bats.

Once Nightwing has finished basically cracking the skull of the last goon, he stands and turns to the family. He has blood on his face but he quickly- tries- to wipe it off and starts beaming like usual.

“So what do you guys think that Agent A made of dinner tonight?” *

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We as a society need to stop acting like Dick had bad fashion sense. Mans was wearing a $400 leather jacket during the Judas Contract (circa 1984) in a era when leather jackets were in high popularity with men because of things like Top Gun and Michael Jackson's 1984 Pepsi commercial.

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Jay and Roy have been together for a while, and it becomes clear that they're in it for the long run. Lian realises since Jason is her other dad now that means Uncle Dick is now her uncle twice over. She makes the mistake of bringing this up at a family event.

Everyone immediately starts calling him Double Uncle Dick (DUD for short). Eventually it devolves into a myriad of terrible nicknames. Duncle Dick, Double Dick, Double D, Dick Dick... it goes on and on.

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Bruce learning all his children's favourite meals and being able to cook them to near perfection

Bruce learning all the native languages of his children, occasionally speaking to them in their mother tongue when it's just the two of them

Bruce herding all of them out of a gala at the slightest inclination one of them want to leave

Bruce and Robin or Batgirl stopping for ice cream at one of the 24 hour kiosks after patrol

Bruce giving every homeless person cash and a WE card, calling one of his agents whenever he spots a child living on the streets

Batman being a regular at a few spots, staring menacingly at the underpaid worker while waiting for his order, before stuffing the tip jar

Bruce making sure none of his bad publicity rubs off on his children and standing up for them no matter the situation

Soft Bruce Wayne...