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the "new normal" couldve been respirators & rapid tests & hepa filters & universal basic income & accessibility & caring about other people.........

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People from other cities: How can Batman keep training these child soldiers for his crusade? It's child cruelty and he should be investigated!

Gothamites: The children yearn to fight crime. At least the birds have adult supervision, cause I sure as hell didn't.

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Bugs Bunny flashed his pussy at Batman a la Basic Instinct

MultiVersus: Collision Detected #2 - "Sequence Breaking" (2024) written by Bryan Q. Miller art by Jon Sommariva & Matt Herms

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Duke introducing the bat fam

"This is my older brother, Tim, his spleen is being kept in a jar by my younger brother's grandfather and he has no sleep schedule."

"This is Jason, he's been missing for 5 years because he was in witness protection because he witnessed the Joker killing Robin, no he wasn't dead."

"This is Dick, yes everyone really does call him that, except for the youngest."

"This is Damian, he will try and kill you but if you bring him an animal you will be temporarily spared."

"This is Cass, she's knows what you're thinking."

"This is Barbara, Bruce has been trying to adopt her for years but the commissioner is still alive somehow."

"This is Bruce, if you give him puppy dog eyes, he'll probably give you money."

"This is Stephanie, we don't know where she came from but she's staying and we can't get rid of her."

"This is Alfred, yes he is the boss."

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Bruce: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Jason without him noticing?

Dick: Hey, Jason, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Jason: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Bruce:

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I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

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Superman by itoscaresme.

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"You stopped for tea? 😐"

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Batman – Prelude to the Wedding – Nightwing vs. Hush

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PRAYER CIRCLE FOR BRUCE WAYNE TO SURVIVE RAISING THE MOST PERFECT CHILD EVER

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All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to

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Girl Tintin

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surprised this hadn't been made yet

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Been thinking about getting into Bloomburrow lately! But I’m still a Dnd girl at heart, so maybe a paladin or Druid Badger for now 🍁

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You cannot put Aabria Lyengar and Emily Axford in the same room, never mind campaign, and expect me to be normal about it!