#I was Ladybug but no one knew I was a he/they dude cuz I looked all androgenous and still had pigtails

[echoing-gravity]

@TotallyNotChatNoir: i'm not a magical girl!!!! D:(

@Ladybug: Magical Girl™ is a gender neutral term, chat.

@Ladybug: your a Magical Girl.

@Ladybug: I'M a Magical Girl.

@Ladybug: even *Hawkmoth* on a TECHNICAL Level IS Magical Girl.

@Ladybloger: pfft hawkmoth is a magical girl! It's canon now, @djnino pass it on

@djnino: alya why tf are u awake at 4am we hvae a science test n medeliv's class tmorror

*#Hawkmothisamagicalgirl is now #1 on trending*

[iwasbored777]

Whether you're salty on the class or you're defending them for Risk I think we should meet each other in the middle and treasure the comedic part of that situation. I think Nino makes me laugh here the most. The entire concept of Adrien not trying to hide his genuine feelings AT ALL but his friends not noticing is hilarious but Nino is the funniest one here cuz this dude wore a Sherlock Holmes costume and his theories this season were "my gf made an appreciation video about Chat Noir, that means both of them are sluts", "what do you mean Adrien is keeping a secret away from me, he knew I told him my gf's biggest secret so of course he would tell me his" and "I just saw Adrien on the news looking like his house burnt down, he was almost crying from how sad he was, he wasn't even looking at the camera, he's obviously so lucky and so happy and he loves being a supermodel".

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY WE SHOULDN'T LAUGH AT THIS I'M DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ALSO ADRIEN HONEY I'M SO SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY

I know Adrien always puts a smile on his face even when he's sad and he doesn't let people see it but like here he was obviously so depressed, this was the saddest he was in public if we don't count Wishmaker, and everyone was like "you lucky bastard you get to live your dream life, I wish I was him" I just can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Miraculous Ladybug really is the funniest show and they don't even have to try. So whatever your opinion on this is you have to admit it's funny af. The irony is everything.

[seeing-you-differently]

You Are More Than You Think

Anger is nothing more than fear, a fear of losing something or someone.

A beautiful sunset was streaked across the sky in brilliant oranges and reds that resembled fire. It seemed fitting with the argument of equal splendor just below it.

"I can't believe you Chat!" She seethed.

"What did you expect me to do, just sit back and watch?" He asked.

"I expected you to trust that I had it handled!"

"He was going to kill you!" He shouted.

"I was fine." She replied flippantly.

"I am not going to apologize for saving your life." He glared.

"How long has this been going on," Carapace asked with a whisper to Rena.

"A week," she answered with a heavy sigh. "I thought they would have made up by now, but still nothing."

"What is it even about?" Carapace asked.

She thought about it for a moment. When nothing came to mind, a smirk made its way onto her face.

"Don't." Carapace warned.

"Hey, what's the deal with the argument."

The duo turned over to her, finally taking notice of the pair.

"This isn't an argument." Chat told them. "We're just discussing things, very loudly."

"Well, what you are guys discussing?" Rena asked.

"We're talking about how Chat doesn't trust me." She said, glaring pointedly at Chat.

"I trust her plenty. Her plan wasn't working, so I helped."

"Helped," she said with a breath of disbelief. "You put people in danger."

"They were fine."

"They almost died."

"Your Miraculous would have healed them." He answered.

"I had a plan so that wouldn't happen."

"A plan that almost got you killed!" He snapped.

"How many times do I have to say this? I don't need you to save me all the time; I can protect myself." She said, failing to keep her irritation in check.

He only let a puff of anger in response.

"Why can't you dudes just, I don't know, move on from this and forgive each other." Carapace interrupted.

The pair only glared at him in response.

"Come on; you can't be serious. Are you really going to risk being akumatized just because of a stupid argument? 'Cuz at this rate, it's starting to look like that." Rena continued.

"It's not about the argument." The two simultaneously stated.

"Then what's it about?" Rena asked.

"It's about how Chat always puts himself in unnecessary danger; it's like he has a death wish." Ladybug explained.

"I'm helping her. Why can't she realize that?"

"How does dying help me?" She asked, turning towards him.

"Why are you making such a big deal out of this?" He asked. "I saved you; that's what matters. So what if I died."

"You take that back," she said, poking his chest. "Take that back."

"What?"

"How can you think that?" She asked. "We are partners; no one is more important than the other."

"You can't honestly think that?" He asked. "Without you, we can't cleanse akumas, Paris would be in ruins, and if that isn't enough, your power is creation. You create while I destroy."

"Without you, I wouldn't be able to do this." She whispered.

He looked at her, surprised, watching her closely as she continued.

"If you weren't here, I would have given up a long time ago. I was considering it for a bit when I first started, but you were there. You were the one who told me I could do this." She told him. "You're the reason I'm doing this, why I'm still doing this."

"I already knew you could do it. You just needed someone to believe you could." Chat said softly.

The two pairs walked closer to each other until they were inches away—a small smile gracing both of their lips.

"Just try paying more attention whenever there are akumas." He asked.

"As long as you stop putting yourself in danger," she answered.

"Promise?" Chat asked, putting his left pinky out.

She let out a laugh at his antics but locked her pinky with his. "Promise."

"Finally." A voice spoke from behind them.

The two looked over, finally taking notice of the couple who were watching them with smiles.

"Carapace!" Rena scolded, smacking him on his shoulder. "They were going to kiss."

"We were?" Chat asked with a wide grin.

"We weren't." Ladybug said to Chat. "We weren't." She repeated, this time to Rena, with a glare.

Rena clicked her tongue, shaking her head. "Well, you're standing pretty close to someone you're not going to kiss.

Ladybug took notice of her closeness to Chat Noir and jumped back.

"What about you and Carapace?" she accused.

Rena looked over with a grin to Carapace before looking back at her. "Carapace and I are together. It doesn't count."

"You are? Why didn't I know?" Chat asked. "I swear I'm always the last person to find out." He muttered.

"It's not a big deal." Ladybug told him.

"You knew." Chat accused.

"Yes, I knew." She laughed

"Why didn't you tell me?" He asked, pouting.

"Not something I go blabbing about," she answered, laughing.

"It's nice to see you two aren't arguing anymore." Carapace told them. "I thought one of you might be Akumatized. My money was on Ladybug."

"Ladybug?" Rena questioned. "I was thinking more of Chat Noir."

He laughed at that. "Chat Noir? Nah, Ladybug is more likely to have that pent-up angry, so bigger blow-up."

"But Chat Noir is more emotional, easy prey." Rena countered.

"Please tell me you're not actually having this conversation?" Chat asked.

"I mean, statistically, it's bound to happen eventually," Rena said, ignoring his words.

"Are you guys even listening?" Chat asked.

"Don't worry, kitty, I'm listening."

* * *

With the sun finally set, the anger between them seemed to be also. The sky was now fading into a dark blue as the Heros of Paris slowly made their way home.

The more they thought about it, the more they began to realize that the argument the two shared wasn't out of anger but out of fear.

They both wanted so badly to protect the other, but they couldn't. With the job they had, both their lives were constantly at risk.

It seemed easier to be angry at the other at the time. If she lost him again, it would hurt less, or that's what she told herself.

The thing though they both realized as they arrived at their houses is that even though this life is dangerous, they would have never met the other if this didn't happen. And that made it worth it.

[maiis-old-shit]

Hello hello!! Might you have any BenaPuff headcanons? If not, just some Benatar headcanons perhaps?

OK SO I RARELY END UP LIKING BENAPUFF BUT I HAVE *ONE* LONG HC FOR IT AND ITZ THE ONLY WAY I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING- - Ben and Puff play gay chicken in highschool (yknow that one game where if u chicken out of kissing the other dude, ur the gay one) Benatar can’t finish the game so he getz called gay and itz sad boi hourz for him - thats the only way puff actually figures out his feelings but hes like “thats a problem for another day, im straight lol”  and continues making fun of ben like the rest of the gang - so uhh slowburn moment - confession scene be like “hey remember in highschool when we played gay chicken-” Benatar has no wordz :| ANYWAY BENATAR TIME BECAUSE COMFORT CHARACTER GO BRR (I bully him, he has no rights here/j) - hc that he has those stupid ugly emo bangs is cuz he has a lazy eye and doesnt wanna be picked on more, more evidence for this hc is from Tig Ol Bitties where he only covers one eye (i assume the lazy one lol) - was super talkative in highschool, someone asked why he talked so much and he never spoke again hadvfsd-

 - his legs snap in literally every animation from era 2 (after studio ladybug was fired rip) so yknow my boy got that calcium deficiency

  - this is rlly simple but his fav colours blue - that being said, he only eats cool ranch Doritos specifically Because they are blue

  - his keytar is a comfort item since he literally never lets go of it, and he got his dads tie when he was moving out so he always wears it  - his mom taught him piano, she was nice about it (unlike mY mom smhh) - got a piercing on the “straight” ear in hs, found out later he wasnt and realized it was all for nothing - grew up in a conservative catholic household, ended up emo (his mom freaked when he got a piercing so he was never allowed to get anymore), has a younger sister!! she is a gremlin and he does not like her :// - AXEL WAS HIS FRIEND FROM CHILDHOOD CUZ THEIR MOMS KNEW EACH OTHER AND THATS WHY THEY LOOKED SO SIMILAR IN GEN ONE CUZ THEY WERE BOTH JUST COPYING EACH OTHER (they are besties and you cant prove me otherwise)

- he is incelcore im sorry, if yfm was made in 2021 he would be browsing reddit - he’s bi cuz self projection - no one lets him cook, he can cook, but brits arent allowed in the kitchen (and most of the band worries he might snap one day and poison them) - what if i told you he’s actually not british and got his accent from watching british television as a child (this ones a joke but its funny to think about)

[karma-jinx]

ML Furious Fu Babbles *Spoilers*

Ya know... kinda glad this episode wasn’t... so... ckosskndkdsn

Not sure how many remember the team announcing the episodes for season 4 are gonna hit hard like in Chat Blanc.

I mean going off the flipping commercial alone it looks like it??? (That commercial has me low key shook.) So I guess this ep is supposed to be an easy start?

I’m not really sure what to say about this ep? I haven’t a clue what was being said but it seemed pretty self explanatory with the context clues.

That one dude came back to collect the miraculous’, guessing cuz he doesn’t think Marinette/Adrien are fit to use them. Or care for them in Marinette’s case. Seeing as it looks like he named rules she broke after she came home from her picnic with Fu.

(Girl weak against puppy eyes lol)

What’s with the compass thing? How does it sense or point the direction to a miraculous(holder) or does it only point to ladybug? Though I guess it explains how Fu knew where to find Marinette and Adrien in the past. (After he gave them the miraculous)

My dude is a fucking savage beating Adrien/Marinette but wusses out against Fu? Lmao whu???? How does Marie Anne get to the stadium so fast wtf????

Does Ladybug’s suit change when she calls on her lucky charm because she’s a guardian now?

I have a lot of questions.

[18-fandoms-unite-08]

I forgot the pairing ●︿● Prompt #20: Tamanette (Tamaki Souh) If not Roynette (Roy Harper) "She Lied" "I know that already, Anything New? "

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Sooo, I'm doing this as Roynette cuz the only anime I've ever watched was Blend-S and Ansatsu Kyoushitsu. Hope you like this!

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I Don't Care, Not Anymore

Being Ladybug, - or as Star City knew her as Guardian Luck - the literal freaking embodiment of luck, one would think she was the most luckiest person on earth. Though the events of today proved that wrong.

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All Marinette had wanted to do was spend some quality time with her boyfriend, Roy Harper. Being in a long-distance relationship was hard, though they made it through with the help of zeta beams and constant team missions. The perks of being superheroes, she supposed.

Today however was their monthly anniversary of being together and they were going to spend time in Paris. She had planned for them to spend the day strolling the streets of Paris - for that was how most of their dates went, just them, enjoying each other's company - but they just had to be interrupted.

And unfortunately for the perpetrators, Marinette was feeling a little salty.

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She and Roy were just about to head into a secluded area - to transform and suit up and spend the rest of their evening on the tip of the Eiffel Tower, catching up - when a certain glasses wearing duo, Césaire and Lahiffe, came marching up to them, determined looks on their faces.

"Hey! Marinette, do you have a minute?"

Said bluenette glanced over at her boyfriend, clearly annoyed before sighing and replying with a clipped tone, "Yeah, sure."

Alya and Nino didn't seem to catch her tone of clear disdain and glanced nervously at each other. Alya took the lead.

"It's... it's about Lila. We wanted to let you know- to warn you that is."

"Duddette, she lied. Lila is a freaking liar! And she's been lying to us all this time."

Marinette fought the urge to laugh. If only so her love would not question her sanity and stability.

She glanced at Roy and saw that he had a deep scowl on his face. From the looks of it, he too was holding in his own laughter.

She sighed, once again, before looking back at the two idiots before her, and with a tone of indifference, stated,

"I know that already, anything new?"

As soon as those words left her mouth, the other two were left with flabbergasted expressions.

"Dude, that's great! You can help us convince the others! We tried to tell them but they wouldn't listen. "

At this Mari did indeed laugh, emotionless.

"Gee, why didn't I think of that?" She made a motion of grasping her chin and looking upwards, as if actually contemplating the thought, "Oh wait. I did, " Her eyes narrowed, "Many times. But you people were stupid to brush off my claims as petty jealousy. And frankly, I don't care. Not anymore. So go settle this one by yourselves this time."

With those last words, Roy grasped her hand and walked away with her, off to hopefully spend the rest of their day in peace and without any disturbances. As luck had it, that did not happen.

"Why the fuck do we have a world crisis mission now of all times?!"

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Hope y'all liked that! I tried my best since today was the first day of school and I wanted to relieve some stress by writing.

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[minimenace]

Felix live thoughts:

i still don’t get why gabriel, who is known to wear his ring, is polishing both his and emilie’s rings

nathalie smiling at gabe aww

WAIT DOES ADRIEN SHIP NATHALIE AND GABE???

WAVE WAVE

its been a year???

cat song from chat blanc

sitting together, bonding time??

gabriel: i need to tell adrien im hawk moth and its for the greater good - the greatest good id ever get - emilie’s ass

adrien: oh dad i know

gabe: wHAT??

adrien: yeah...you and nathalie  👀 im cool

gabe: YOU FUCKER DONT DISGRACE YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT

not that adrien knows his mom is even alive smh

gabe, you can’t expect your son to be all hopeful when there’s nothing he knows of to be hopeful for

gabe: bitch get ready cousin you is coming

1 year since emilie ‘went for cigarettes’

adrien: healing  😌

gabe: 

marinette’s first act as class president: class meeting!!!! (plus luka and kagami) we need to cure adrien of his depression

adrien is hallucinating his mom isn’t he

wait it’s his mom’s twin isn’t it

IT IS

amelie and emilie huh

gabe is not “NO get out”

grouch kitten time!!!

felix getting hugged: bitch...fine ok

so felix and adrien’s favorite game as kids was Parent Confusion huh

gabe: how dare you shake my hand

felix: how dare you not shake my hand

so gabemilie wedding rings were from her family

emilie’s maiden name was NOT agreste...bitch no im DYING with this headcanon

felix whats to know what the FUCK is up with kyle gabriel

marinette...no...do not tell your crush you’re in love with him when you’re trying to console him about his missing mom

ok slightly better

bitch you’re still recording

is this gonna be another copycat where marinette tries to get the phone to delete the message

wait this is LITERALLY another copycat

YES TIKKI GET ANGRY

���I’m really sorry I didn’t come to your dad’s funeral” OH BITCH NOW I GET WHY HE HATES YOU

explains why they’re wearing black

felix with bryce’s voice hits bad

he needs kousei arima...max mittelman...pLAGG

“you do everything your dad tells you to” “oh well yeah you know”

do do do do-dUUHN

adrien and felix used to challenge each other in chess...nerds

plagg: “you’re cousin is being sus BUT HE TOUCHED MY CHEESE THAT UNFORGIVABLE”

plagg: *points out adrien’s mother is* adrien: *gets sad* plagg: oh baby fuck im so sorry

felix i know adrien is complete dumbass but you cannot call him an idiot!!!

wait is felix gonna find out marinette is ladybug because she was recording for so long

wAIT IS FELIX GONNA TRY TO SET UP MARINETTE AND ADRIEN BY DRESSING UP AS ADRIEN AND SEDUCING LADYBUG SINCE MARINETTE IS SUPPOSEDLY LADYBUG

probably not lol

felix fuck you im the only one allowed to make fun of nino’s dudebro accent

felix bby youre not building a good case for yourself by making fun of my babies

also bryce is trying to do a lower voice and he just sounds dudebro

wait is felix gonna rip chloe a new one

YES felix and chloe knew each other

the one time chloe is being genuinely nice for no discernable reason and felix is like “fucker”

well with the season finale we know it doesn’t matter

...annoyinG

FUCK

marinette time bitch lets see what happens im scared

ok thats mean

the writers are trying very hard to make me hate felix but joke’s on them, i’ll never hate anyone on this show

no joke i used to hate theo and call him a pedo and now i’m like “aww poor baby”

wait where is theo i havent seen him around

ok he deleted the videos so immmmmmmmmm hmmm

felix getting ready to cause havoc

ok luka is kind of a joke

*strums guitar* im supportive. this is my personality.

i cant really be mad about felix sending that mean message but adrien deserves to be a feral kitty

fel-ien: i renounce all my friends y’alllll SUCK

me: ...

calls out chloe specifically: NO THATS MEAN but true

marinette: there’s no way adrien can be mean he’s an absolute...aNGEL (how does that meme go)

i mean she has a point because he’d never call chloe out like tHAT

lila spying for gabe seems to be a good thing but im concerned about what gabe will be doing with this video

oh ok they knew it was felix

nathalie: so uh...sir...now’s a good time to um...akumatize some vulnerable kids...

gabe: ok amelie lets see how you feel about THIS akuma attack

gabe getting people to go chase down your “son” is still going to inevitably hurt your son

im fairly certain that max and kim know marinette is ladybug at this point 

*announcer voice* and in the confusion, reflekta, lady wifi, and princess fragrance were deakumatized because they couldn’t figure out who to be mad at

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE FAKE ADRIEN they all shout. “idk what do you think” says adrien 1 to adrien 2

adrien: *starts acting all mean*

punishers: IT MUST BE HIM

nathalie: STOP IT ADRIEN

punishers: wait who

adrien: muwahauwah i wonder who I could BE AJAHAHAHA

felix: bro why the fuck are you covering for me

nathalie get your grove on

hawkie: bitches Y’ALL THAT FUCK ASS IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

felix: ha...no?

felix: oh well...KONO FELIX DA- LET’S FIGHT

istg if felix has his own miraculous

ladybug saves fel-ien

fel-ien: i love you

activates “smooch”

marinette: *has flashbacks to spook-drien* uhhh no

felix you’re being very menacing about this kiss

ok... i feel like marinette going “NO MEANS FUCKING NO” is a brownie points moment just the entire structure of the scene...also she has no reason to suspect adrien is not adrien, so the punching is just...intensely weird to me

this also feels like astruc trying to be like “FELIX IS THE OPPOSITE OF ADRIEN WHO IS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN AND RESPECTS WOMEN AND THEIR BOUNDARIES” when like um i dunno, adrien ALSO tries to kiss women (ladybug) without their consent but those moments are always treated as comedy so you’re not being very slick with this scene

side note; idk why when a male morally dark end character gets into a fight or something with a girl very one goes “THAT’S SEXIST”, like basically what you’re saying is “you can’t hit girls” which in itself IS sexist. everyone can be punched. don’t fucking hold back.

side note; you shouldn’t punch ANYONE

“You’re not Adrien, he would never be so pushy!” *looks at chat noir* uhhh....

i mean good deduction skills tho? i still think it’s pretty hastily and badly written

adrien is fucking OUTING his cousin lmao

i feel like there was pre-existing tension

felix: is actually ashamed for once

FELIX VISION

lb: great!!! now break the tablet felix: bitch this is some good fucking money i aint breaking it

felix and lila are the moth gang

hawk moth: why felix: uncle give me your fucking jewelry

felix: manipulate the situation...and profit

that has got to be the GREATEST defeat ever...truly lucky

felix looks like he thinks that he’s going to jail

adrien: dude wtf amelie: ...his dad- felix: no dude that was pretty fucked up, ill own up to it

“i hope to become a better person and see you again soon!” this was one concentrated bad incident but yeah ok

FELIX GOING FOR THE HUG

the tone is making me think this is supposed to be inauthentic and he doesn’t mean it but im hoping this isn’t the case.

but if it is genuine, it sounds like there’s a tacked on “learn to be better- from you” which like, yeah adrien is better than felix we get it but you don’t need to emphasis adrien as a model dude when he’s like tier 1 good guy. he’s decent. lmao.

wait felix has always been wearing a ring i didn’t notice

awww felix and gabriel made up.

wait

what even happened between them to begin with.

huh

adrien: aw sHIT CUZ WAIT gabe: nO DAVIC

adrien: if you need to talk in here felix: thanks

astruc: see he’s morally superior

did felix just gift adrien some expensive cheese lmao

felix: hey i feel bad, i replaced your cheese

adrien : *records message to thank everyone and says “i love you”* marinette: *obsessively plays back the “i love you”*

marinette: ill take what i can get

FELIX DID YOU UST FUCKING STEAL THIS MAN’S WEDDING RING I MEAN I KNOW HES MORALLY QUESTIONABLE IF NOT DESPICABLE BUT YOU’RE NOT MUCH BETTER YOU KNOW

so felix really is a magician huh

i feel like him and jean duparc would get along

oh so there’s history behind the rings?

“where it belongs” everyone hates gabe huh. wuh happened

gabe why are you taking your wife’s ring

it’s like he needs that thing to function

the ring: why you so obsessed with me

is it like an anti-nathalie charm or something

gabe: bitch get it together yOU’RE MARRIED, YOU’RE WIFE IS DOWNSTAIRS

the beef is, probably like all things, related to the miraculous

HAPPY END OF THE SEASON!!!!!!

[pumpernickel-simswood]

Shall We Dance? Pt 3

This story just won’t leave me alone this weekend apparently lol. Enjoy!

Part 1 Part 2 Part 4

Marinette squinted at Cat when he gave the door keeper two tickets that he apparently already had. They headed inside, Cat's hands at the small of her back and holding one of hers respectively. 

"So, did you have this planned or?" Marinette asked. She knew she didn't have to raise her voice, even with as loud as the music was.

They glided toward a more people-less area.

"Well, not exactly." Cat shrugged.

"What does that mean?" She scrutinized her partner.

Cat rubbed the back of his neck with an awkward smile, "Um, well, it's not like I could buy the tickets as Cat Noir, Princess."

"Did you buy the tickets?" Marinette frowned.

"Marinette! You made it!" Alya shouted, racing up to hug her best friend.

"Oh thank goodness." Cat muttered.

"I wasn't exactly planning to be here." Marinette admitted with amused eyes. She gestured at her partner, "You can thank the Cat for bringing me."

"Hey dude." Nino first bumped Cat.

"Hey, Nino, The DJ right?" Cat grinned.

Nino beamed proudly, "Yeah, that's me."

"Wait, you came with Marinette?" Alya asked.

Cat blinked but nodded, "Yeah, I did."

"I did just say that." Marinette crossed her arms.

Alya looked between them, confusion and curiosity furrowing her brows.

"What?" Marinette asked. 

"Just a little surprised is all. I didn't realize you two were...close." Alya said.

"Well, we do try to keep it on the down low to keep Princess here safe." Cat shrugged. 

Marinette tried to pull as much Ladybug luck as she could to make Alya ignore the pet name.

"Princess??" Alya's brows rose.

Marinette was not blushing, dang it. She wasn't going to facepalm either. Nope.

Cat, on the other hand, did blush as he realized his mistake, "Oh, uh, just a nickname."

"Princess is quite the endearment." Alya put her hands on her hips.

"Alya." Marinette sighed.

"Girl." Alya said. 

"It's just a nickname. Drop it." Marinette crossed her arms. 

Alya stared at her for a long, tense moment. Alya sighed, let her hands drop and nodded, "Okay."

"Alya," Nino moved to her side, offering a hand, "may I have this dance?"

"Yes." Alya grinned and took his hand. 

Marinette let out a breath, running a hand down her face.

"She never stops being a journalist, does she?" Cat chuckled ruefully. 

"You have no idea, Kit." Marinette shook her head.

There was a quiet moment between them. Marinette leaned into his side and looked up at him. He canted his head at her with a soft smile. 

"Are you doing okay with all this noise? I know your hearing gets super sensitive when you're transformed." Marinette all but whispered.

"I'm okay right now. I've been working on my selective hearing, so I can block it out pretty well." Cat replied. 

"Well if it gets not okay but you don't want to leave, I have some noise blocking headphones and ear plugs. So just let me know, okay? Or if you want to leave instead, cuz we can." Marinette said. 

"Thank you, Princess." His smile grew warmer, "Though, I'm curious as to where you're keeping all that."

Marinette grinned mischievously, stepped away from her chaton and put her hands in her skirt's pockets.

Cat beamed, "Pockets! Awesome!"

Marinette laughed. He joined in. She noticed the look he was giving her and it warmed her to her core.

"C'mon," Marinette took his hands, "you can't just stand in the corner all night. It's a dance."

"You're right." Cat chuckled, his brilliant green eyes sparkling with amusement and fondness, "Are you leading me in the dance as well, Princess?"

"I might." Marinette said.

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[whenimgoodandready]

Remember Felix? That scrapped character from the concept stages of the show (Ladybug PV) who was the OG Cat Noir? That one character that Astruc thought was an “anime cliché”, the one type he thought wasn’t “strong” enough to be in a dynamic with Ladybug and said he would “never” ever come into the now complete show “Miraculous Ladybug”? Well, guess what? He’s here! Yea! Except he looks like sh*t! Nay! How bad is the “canon” Felix, I’ll tell ya:

*Felix-We (sorta kinda) know how time works in the show, right? I mean, it’s been like, yeah, a year since Emilie “disappeared” and during that time (according to Alya in “Feast”), it’s been months since the dynamic duo and the big bad birds showed up too. With the questioning timeline, the Agrestes are honoring the one year anniversary of when their matriarch “vanished” and Adriens friends (even the faux fox and retired bee) cheer him up by sending him videos on how much they care about him with Marinette privately confessing her love (yeah, I know he won’t see that and what does that make it? The 563rd time? Not so charming. Oh well, tough sh*t).

From the promos, we saw a “figure” of what looked to be Emilie herself coming back, but since this is impossible, (cuz we know why) the fandom guessed correctly that it was in fact her identical twin sister, Amelie Graham de Vanily. Wow! They actually pulled that into the show, huh? Can this get any more obvious? Anyways, the only difference I could see between the two sisters is that they wear different colored outfits (Emilie-Pale Pink (or is it White cuz of the whole Yin-Yang theme?), Amélie-Black. Granted, it’s cuz the latters in mourning from her husbands death the same time Emilie was comatosed) because I can’t say how their personalities are since all’s we got about Emilie was that she was “loving and caring”, but that’s not enough. Amélie here, she seemed “nice” until we saw how she transparently wanted back the Agrestes wedding rings as they “rightfully” belong to her side of the family. I’ll get to that soon.

Then we have, the moment we’ve been waiting for, the day that we never thought would happen, but it did! After all these years, The one who seemed to only exist in fanfics, brought back by popular demand! The man! The myth! The legend! Felix! (trumpets sound, but then untriumphantly fall flat).............I know.............it’s greatly disappointing (sigh). He differs SO MUCH more greatly than his mother and aunt compared to his PV. The eyes, the hair, the facial structure, the height, the age, I get the gist, I don’t need to explain it to you guys. I’m on the side where I prefer the PV Felix too.

Maybe this would go better if we compared the two Felixes. Let’s start with PV Felix. We only knew him from the concept promo years ago and were only given just a little info until we read up more about him and it was enough to give us an idea of his character. From what we saw, he was a stereotypical anime love interest type being all cold, reserved and distant from others like in the scenes where he was ignoring PV Marinette and in one art, using his powers to make an apple fall on her head. There was a reason for that. He was cursed with bad luck from his miraculous (in the developing stages for the show) and didn’t want to put any one in harms which made him go into a pissy mode. As his Cat Noir self, he was more wild and carefree with a sense of justice and he was happy to spend time with Ladybug. Some didn’t like that he tried to seduce her into kissing him to free himself from the ring, but we don’t know if it gave him the inability to tell her or the thought just never crossed his mind (shrugs). In the end, he seemed like he would’ve gone through character developement had the show been picked up by that format.

As for our “Miraculous Ladybug” Felix, he’s a “Mini Me” because just like Gabe, he too has changed drastically after the loss of a loved one. He was cold and distant to Adrien as well and messed with Plaggs cheese and he had his reason too, he was upset with Adrien for not attending his fathers funeral. However, he acted that way even after Adrien apologized for that! Adrien likes to see the good in rotten people such as Chloe and Lila and tries to excuse their spoiled selves to others. Chloe, he knows her mother walked out on her and she was his only friend growing up. Lila, she’s home alone all the time and he sympathies with that and believes she lies to get attention (which is the first reason). So now, with Felix, it’s cuz he was close with him in the beginning and he lost his father. Little does Adrien know, all three have gone to the dark side. Felix “changes” in the end after almost getting himself killed and makes amends with Adrien (I like to think it’s genuine). However, he still has a grudge with Gabe and pick pocked his ring, but only cuz his mother wanted it. The only thing they kept of “Canon Felix” was his name, clothes and the a**hole personality. Speaking of which, it comes out when he impersonates Adrien and badmouths his friends on his “cheer up” video offending Alya, Rose and Juleka to become the The Punishers Trio.

Oh! Don’t get me started on those three here! I’ve seen fans come up with theories on how they perceived them like for example, them being the equivalent of The Fates from Greek Mythology, but Noooooooooooooooo! That didn’t happen! Instead, what did we get!? Just their signature akumatized forms with a group name! Lame! (although, I did have a tiny theory Felix would side with them, so that part I liked) That just doubles the disappointment for this ep! To make matters worse, THIS WAS THE LAST EPISODE WE GOT FOR SEASON 3! UGH! Biggest.disappointment.for.the.show.ever! :P.

Although disappointing, considering the fandom had high expectations of Felix to be a CGI version of his PV self, there were at least a few interesting things good enough to get through with this. First, Gabriel almost told Adrien the dark truth about him being Paris’s public enemy #1 (maybe this would’ve gone better talking through a heartfelt “mono-a-mono” then traumatizing the poor guy, physically abusing him and even akumatizing him that lead to Kevin Costner’s, “Waterworld”). Then Adrien says he supports Gabenath and that he has his blessing (guess he’s been browsin’ Tumblr and discovering somethin’ goin’ on between his dad and his assistant huh?), but Gabe calls him a “Banana Haired Idiot and to go f**k himself”. Rude! Least somebody knows how to move on and seek happiness elsewhere instead of jumping into supervillainy, brainwashing innocent civilians and almost killing people all for a pair of magical jewelry from two teenagers to bring back his “dead” wife! On the subject of Nat, she can kick ass! So it’s not just as a supervillainess she can do that, she knew moves beforehand! Maybe she should double as Adriens bodyguard. Also, on the ship support, Luka happily ships Adrienette despite his own interest in Marinette cuz he too wants happiness for others. Finally, the best moment that helped get over the ep was the whole “No! means No!” scene between Ladybug and Felix (disguised as Adrien) where she decks him out for being a pig. Girl Power!💖✊ Good thing she knew Adrien was a gentlemen to not be so forward (and as a bonus, give the audience a “Take That!” to the show of how displeased we were of canon Felix). Thank you, Ladybug! Now onto the serious talk, The Graham de Vanily rings. What is it about them that Amelie wanted them back so badly!? It was never explained as that was just to get us hooked and eager for the reveal in Season 4, but just what is so intriguing about them? Are they of value? Like, worth a fortune? Is it an amok to expand on the “Adrien being a sentimonster” theory (and for that matter, Felix!?), Are they magic? Is there a secret Miracle Box we don’t know of where they’re a miraculous? WHAT!? Ugh! More unanswered questions! They just won’t end will they? Personally, I just thought it was low of Gabe to take his own wife’s ring as a replacement, WTF Dude!?

[cheryllcher]

ladybug reactions (spoiler alert!!!)

a little late cuz i was busy but i finally watched ladybug!! again im on mobile so sorry about not putting the keep reading thingy!! btw im pretty harsh with alya but i dont hate her it was just my reaction so no alya hate i swear :))

- theme song: AHHHH NO IM NOT READYYYYYYYYY

- wait adrien making the charm bracelet???? wasnt that like back in s2?? wuts going onnnnnnn

-well i still dont know wuts up by yay marinette he allowed adrien to go to you bday party cuz of u i guess

-OH THIS IS A FLASH BACK IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

-oh look gabe the hawky man is out if the house look at that

-OHNO LIELA WUT R U DOING WUT R U PLNNINGGGGG >:(

-idk wut she stole but it's bad ohohohoh OHNO HOW DARE U U R GONN ACCUSE HER IF THEFT DKSJDJSJ

-lieslieslies liela please stop talking

-"u gOtTa StoP oBsSesSiNg OvEr hEr mArInetTe" yes please listen to yourself when u are with lila thanks

-wow even chloe is shook okayokay im liking this episode alredy even tho i hate liela's guts

-*gasp* omg she got full marks im so proud of u girllllll after all the akumas from mr. buttfly man u deserve it fvldkwkw

-OH YES FINALLY- ew liela- SOMEONE'S DEFENDING HER

-liela you're hardly making it unbearable?? like no offence u are just an inconvinience that just wont stop

-oh great all of the "liela accused marinette of pushing down the stairs" fics are coming truu

-iM SORRY MR DAMOCLES LIKE UM U SHOULD REALLY INVESTIGATE IT FIRST?? DONT JUST TAKE SOMEONE'S WORDS AT FIRST VALUE??(i mean in my opinion)

-if liela is having this much trouble shouldnt her mum be called?? since this is a case of "severe bullying"

-YAS THE PARENTS BELIEVE HER this episode is going great

-um since when was ms bustier with them??????? but go off i guess

-alix is mad?? well u better sorry to the person who will give u your miraculous i mean come on u should know marinette isnt a theif?? u should question it??

-OH YES ADRIENS GONNA DEFE- OH COME ON MR DAMOCLES NOW THAT'S JUST RUDE

-hawky im disappointed in u like i have no words to describe it i cant believe u would encourage this liar to cause teen drama

-again?? okay normally i would say give nathalie a raise but now yea okay u 2 deserve each other sheesh OH catalyst is returning dksjfjsjjd um where's the butterfly mask thingy??

-oh nooooooooo fight it mari!! don't let it get u!!!!!! ohhhhh loook chloe's protecting sabrina- wait does liela know about gabriel being hawkmoth??

-princess justice-- altho yes marinette deserves to be princess but i only accept if she's chat's princess

-NO DONT DO IT wow buttfly man so now u careeee. wait so if the person hasnt become an akuma the butteflies go away?? woah.

-um alya shouldnt u find it weird that all these lies involve liela?? like liking same guy aside--

-"yOu'Re mY bEst FrIeNd mArIneTtE i tOtaLlY bEliEvE u" and u wont believe her when she told u about liela go tell her "cHeCk yOuR SouRcEs" yea and then liela's story become tru great job ms reporter

-im sorry ma'am , sir but your daughter needs to run away to be ladybug sometimes???

-liela's mum???? MA'AM YOUR DAUGHTER HAS BEEN HELPING THAT MAN CAUSE HAVOC--

-oh there's some back story about emilie?? im intrigued

-wow liela good u see u actually do lie well for once but i still hate u anyway--

-oh nathalie wut a rebel wait hold up- theo?? dude just how many jobs do u have??

-and we return to the oh so beloved sewer!!

-duusu has such mood swings but I LOVE HER SO MUCH

-soooooo still havent come up with a name for u yet do u just break and buy new glasses everyday orrrr

-lolllll she's like "ahhhhhh my masterpiece is gonna be perfecto!!"

-omagod NO

-oh adrien gonna defend her-- oh nevermind mayura's there NATHALIE THIS ISNT REALLY A GOOD TIME-

-did she just- do that evil dramatic laugh for the cameras?? becuz honestly sameeee

-plagg i love u dont ever change

-CHAT NO IT'S A TRAPPPPP

-return of the marinette vision!!

-wow this sentimonster is good at actingggg also marinette please be there soon my heart cant take it

-omygosh ADRIEN PLEASE DONT BE STUPID AHHHHHHH NO

-*moment of realisation* oh shoot she likes someone else!! "uhhhhh it's- it's over"

-ADRIEN DONT KISS HER U IDIOT- omg yas thank u ladybug for saving this idiot

-"I CANT BELIEVE U FELL FOR THAT!!" pffft idk why this is funny HAHAHAHAHA

-oh mayura wait where was the telepathy mask the whole time anyway- yes ladybug is smarter than that

-marinette u take that back--- yes chat but u should know the love of your life but that tiny smile and giggle thoooooooo

-oh okay it's not the giant sword again

-lol she got a fork

-pffffft was that just-- a giant gum shooter i cant i cant even *laughs for like 5 mins*

-awwww nooroo caressss im sorry u had to go through this babyyyyy

-well oof that sound thank gosh im not wearing earphones

-awww yea 2 ladybugs dkskdkdkd "buggettes and kitty cats" I STAN

-noooo sentiladybug :( oh i guess adrien wasnt allergic at the moment :/

-wow the wordplay hawky definitely like father like son

-grandpa-- oh adrien poor child if only u knew

-ohhhhhh mothface u will regret it if u knew who chat was

-nathalie just gave up loll i relate

-aww the tail moves so cute

-yea rip buggette 2019-2019 :(((

-she's just my assistant-- alright go on your business i've got more interesting things to see

-hey we finally here the photographer's name- ewwwww liela wat is she doing hereeeee

-ohohoh adrien's angry liela u better watch out

-YAS FINALLY HE'S PROTECTING HIS PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND FRIEND

-"becuz we're friends aren't we??" wow u really just pulled that card

-rare disease- sir u should call for a doctor or at least a doctor's note yes?? like this is very um *cough* concerning *cough cough* no matter how.... moving

-hey marinette's tryna be the bigger person by being nice and mend bridges now you're just being rude

-EWEWEWWWWWW CURSED PHOTOS CURSED PHOTOS BLEH CALLING ALL EDITORS TO FIX THIS MESS!!!!

-yes marinette's face is a mood

overall this episode is actually realllllllllly gooooood they did really well with this one and yea now i can come up with scenarios to u know, put liela in her place :))) (there might be art for it if there is im gonna look out for them)

[beezebubfics]

Nowhere Left To Run - Pt.17

Uh... hello 😅 sorry for going MIA this past week, I was completely out of ideas lol

"I can't believe I'm doing this." Beca hissed under her breath, hiding in the shadows with her Parabatai " It goes against everything I believe in!"

"Yeah, right," Amy rolled her eyes, trying to be as quiet as possible, moving towards the Gard's prison "like you really believe everything we're supposed to."

"At least I'm not in love with a Downworlder!"

"Yet" The blonde grinned and gestured to her own wrist "You totally have a crush on the girl with the tattoo that I forgot what it was"

"It's a ladybug. And no, I don't have a crush on Chloe"

"You remembered her tiny tattoo"

"It doesn't prove anything! Stop trying to change the subject." They both stood still, dead quiet while a few guards walked by. Once they were gone, Beca poked her friend's side with the dagger she had in hands. "You know Bumper is not good enough for you, why keep chasing him?! He's such a dick, dude!"

"You're just saying that because you don't like what he is."

"No, I'm saying that because he left you months ago for the fourth time, Amy!"

"He had a job to do!"

"A job that got him here!" Beca took a deep breath to calm down. "I'm helping you cuz I'm your friend, but saying this as your parabatai. If he loved you as much as he said he did, things would be very different."

"Like you know what love does to people." Amy said in an irritated tone and almost instantly stopped on her tracks, sensing Beca do the same behind her. "I-I didn't mean it..."

Both girls stood quiet, Amy watching her parabatai's reaction to what she had just said. Beca was dead serious, frowning to the ground. "No, you're right." Amy gulped loudly. She hurt her best friend and she knew it. It was a delicate subject. "What the fuck do I know about love?"

Beca walked past her, leading the way to the cells. Not a word more.

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Chloe wandered around the hallway, her phone on her ear, and huffed when the call got to voicemail. So she tried again. Same thing.

"Hey, Beca uhm... It's Chloe. Can- Can you call me back ASAP? Need your help. Bye"

She left the message with a sigh and looked at Ashley, who was watching her.

"Nothing?"

"Nope..." The redhead sat down by her side "Amy's not picking up either. Do you think something happened?"

"I don't think so. They're probably in Alicante. You know that city has got no phone signal there"

Alicante. Chloe had never seen the City of Glass in person, only on photos when she was a kid. Her father used to travel there before she was born, he admired the city and it's architecture even though he could never go inside, only watching it from outside the barrier around it.

"Guess we have to wait, then..." Chloe let out a sigh, looking at the door her best friend walked through about an hour ago.

"Flo's already on the case, probably. The perks of having one of us as a cop, right?"

"Yeah... but still-"

"Chill, Chlo. It'll all be fine."

With a heavy breath, Chloe let her thoughts wander for a while until she realized she had fallen asleep, her head on Ashley's shoulder. Something was shaking her awake. Not something, someone. So she blinked a few times, trying to remember when she fell asleep while looking around.

"Hey, sleepyhead" It was Jessica's voice, her hand smoothing over Chloe's left arm "Sorry to wake you up, but c'mon, let me take you home.'

"What about Bree?" The redhead asked sleepily

"She's staying the night, said she's gonna call you tomorrow."

"Okay..." Both Chloe, Ashley and Jessica made their way to the blonde's car, Chloe taking over of the backseat. It didn't take longer for her to fall asleep again.

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A grunt echoed through the hall, Amy started running towards the sound to find her parabatai with a short knife stuck in her left leg. They had just passed through the guards, not killing them, just hitting hard enough for them to pass out. But one was really persistent and hurt Beca, the girl punching his face next and possibly breaking his jaw. He kinda asked for it.

"Are you okay, let me draw an Iratze-"

"I'm fine" Beca cut her with a harsh tone, getting her own stele and drawing a healing rune on her skin. "Did you find him?"

"Yes" Amy picked up the keys she took from a guard.

She went to the cell and opened it, relishing the only person alone inside there.

"I knew you'd save me, babe" Bumper smiled, a little too creepy for Beca's taste. But nothing Amy noticed about that

[danixia]

Shananigans of being an aupair and Miraculous

(Ok so I cant share the kid's names so its gonna be girl or little girl, boy or little dude)

So for those who dont know what an aupair is, it's like a babysitter but you live with the kids and the parents, you take care of the kids , and sometimes you do some extra jobs (cleaning, taking care of pets ...) so the first time I kinda came in contact with miraculous was when I was at a pastors house, and some relatives went there and there was this girl, a pre-teen maybe that was watching what seemed to me like anime (it was those comics about ladybug) and since I am a big fan of anime, and I wanted to ACTUALY talk to someone about it(becouse I didnt have anyone that would talk to me about it altough they watched it...), I decided to put conversation with her. “So, you like anime?” She smiles”Yeah” “whats the name of this one your watching?” “Miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir” “I think I´ve heard about it before, is it good? “ “IT´S SO GOOD” “ So what is it about?”  she says “hmm” and I go “what´s the plot about?” “ I really don't know” (I think she said this because the love square is really hard to explain hahaha)

Months passed and now I´m in Ireland with, what I like to call them, My two kids, and I could not, I repeat, I could NOT watch the same movie again, as funny as it was I couldn't also, I wasn't sleeping that well and I didn't had the energy to play with them, as much as I loved them, so I started zapping in hopes to find something that would amuse the three of us. And then I see “Miraculous tales of ladybug and Cat noir” It wasn't the first time I noticed it, but I was always like, “meh it's just a kid show” but that day I decided to give it a try.

And the three of us were GLUED to the couch

What appealed to me was how light it was, it was fun, it made me remember when I was a teen and had those huge crushes on guys.

The girl loved LB and CN because Lb was strong, and Chat was in her words “he is really like a kitty!” because of the way he moves, the bell and she was the first to notice that his ears moved. She would always sing to the intro and one time she started repeating what Marinette says in the beginning but like really dramatized, and so serious like it was a matter of life and death I just stared at her and started to laugh my ass off.

The boy tough loved CN! And I mean it, it was like he was seeing his “idol” or something. He would always laugh when he felt, when he tries to make some advances on LB and she pushes him away with his finger, or just when he was making advances on her, but the laugh he would give when she pushed him away, it would give anyone life. XD

They both loved when LB would ring Chats bell, for some reason that was really funny.

They both liked Alya, but especially the girl, once she even said she liked her better than Ladybug.

And everyone hated Chloe.

And then....was the puns they were too young to understand them, but they are so recurrent that when we were together I would do the puns and they would lost it.

The fight scenes .... for some reason they were really intense for us, we would be like: "dock that, hit him in the head! Ooooh, noo they had to use their superpowers!" (Time for both of them, and me too who am I kidding scream Cataclysm and Lucky charm) And then the lucky charm would come, and sometimes the 2 of them sometimes the 3 of us would be like, what the hell is she going to do with that »?

Then the theories came.

In one episode, origins, I saw Gabriel's face and the light bulb went on and I was like to the kids “kids! kids! I know who hawkmoth is!” both of them turn to me “who?!” “Adrien's father!” they were so shocked. Somedays after that, after one episode I see my little dude sitting very quietly on the sofa thinking-he seemed sad. I got worried and I ask if everything is ok, since he was so quiet and he goes like “Why is it that Adrien's father is Hawkmoth (as in why is Adrien father a bad guy, Adrien is a good guy so his father should be too right?) And then I had to explain to him that he could have been doing bad things,becouse he wanted someone back, and this was the only way he knew how then I explained that Mrs. Agreste disapeared and she might be the one that hes trying to get back so that Adrien could have a family again and he was like “ SHE DISAPEARD?! WHY!? “I don't know they don't tell us that” “But why?!” “I don't know” “Does he miss her?” He was looking really sad so I hugged him “ Yeah, but he's fine, he has friends, he has Nino, Marinette cares a lot about him...” It was really cool because he was really putting himself in the character shoes.

It was a really good way to teach him that not everything is black and white as well people can sometimes do bad things and have good intentions. Because until now he saw Good guys x Bad guys.

Then it was the who is who... I got really surprised by these. So everyone knew Marinette was ladybug, but the girl didnt know Chat was Adrien, I had to explain to her (Keep in mind they are really young) that they were the same person, and then we started to discuss the similarities between the alter egos.

Then I would ask who was their favorite: The boy would be CN and then eventually Adrien (He was very devoted to his cat )

The girl was obviously "Ladybug and.....Alya, she's a great friend” (aaaw)

But then they would sometimes pile up some more characters and the little dude would be like “I like them ALL”

And then the parents came.

Dad reaction:

“What are you guys watching?”

The three of us at the same time:”miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir”

he sits with us and Adrien transforms, me and the girl fangirling because of Chat and the little dude was like “This is my favorite part!”

Dad: “OH NO....this is so wrong....THIS IS LIKE SAILOR MOON BUT WITH A GUY!....Why does he have cat ears? And a bell?”

Me: “Its cute”

Kids make the face to his dad.

Mom Reaction:

“What are you guys watching? Is This Pijama Masks?”

“no  this is ladybug and cat noir..” Says the girl.

The girl starts to explain every little bit of the plot to her mom with me occasionally helping ( I was focusing on the episode).

Then the mom starts to point somethings out.

“Oh, Cat Noir, It means black cat. From French” (For some reason I had translated to cat of the night because my French is that good)  

Litle girl thinks its cute

And mom proceeds to watch the show with us.

(WE GOT HER ON OUR SIDE!!)

Then we start to play as LB and CN.

Then the amazing happens. They always wanted to play. Allways, but now they wake up from the nap, go to the couch and I ask, do you want to play.

“No. We cant. We are waiting for LB to appear.”

This was really good cuz I bonded really well with them I had to leave them, but when I saw them again sometimes, they would still get the LB references and the little girl said that the little dude would hug her and call her my lady (and he would hug mops and do that too hahaha) but it is cool cuz she wasn't really ok with hugs and now they hug!

I miss them a lot. But when I see LB I can kinda miss them less.

[cl-babydew]

CARTOONLOVER REACTS

Miraculous Ladybug:

Season 3 episode 6

“Animaestro”

(New episode is out!!! Woo!!)

1.) *sees anime Chat right away* Am I watching the right series?...*looks at title* Yep!

2.) OMGOSH AHHHHHHHHHHH THEY ARE MAKING A MOVIE BASED OFF OF THEM AND IT’S BASICALLY THE OLD ANIME’S SERIES STYLE!!! CALLLLL BACKKKK! XD

3.) “Eh, I’ll be the judge of that.” Mari, you don’t have to sound so rude! XD

4.) “Adrien?!” KNEW THAT WAS COMING! AND NO MARI! HIM VOICING CHAT AND SOUNDINGGGGG LIKE HIM IS NOT A COINCIDENCE!!! XD

5.) Nice save! XD

6.) I love how her mom just knows! XD I love her mom so much!!!

7.) “I’m such a clutz. Even I wouldn’t trust me...” Oh Mari...Ik how you feel...

8.) “You’re the best parents in the world!” Can’t argue with that! XD

9.) It would taste like stalking to him...just saying the truth! XD

10.) LAURA IS WHO ACTUALLY SINGS THE SONGS! (ALLY FROM ‘AUSTIN AND ALLY!’) AHHHHHHHH!!!!🤩🤩🤩

11.) “Who would wanna see Ladybug and Chat Noir as cartoon characters?” EXCUSE YOU BUT THAT IS OFFENSIVE, SIR! PLUS- I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, BUT YOUR A CARTOON CHARACTER AND SO ARE THEY- IN FACT! YOU ALL ARE! YEA I SAID IT!

12.) Awwww Mari looks so precious!!! X3

13.) “Awww our little girl is spreading her wings.” *she trips* And spreading the macaroons on the floor...

14.) Mari is such a mood! I can relate! XD

15.) Nice catch!

16.) Well we obliviously know who’s being akumatized!

17.) “Uh oh! She’s seen him!” PFFFFFFFF!XD

18.) “You are so normal to me-“ XD

19.) CHOLE SHUT UPPPP!!! ALMOST ALL OF PARIS GETS AKUMATIZED BECAUSE OF YOU! I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU GOT TO SHUT UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!!!

20.) Dude...you know you can kick her out from watching the movie premier...just...just a suggestion...

21.) Awww!!! He was gonna help her!!! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?! HE WAS GONNA HELP HER! MY HEART! X3

22.) WELLLLL DANGGGG! I LOVE KARGAMI SOMETIMES! XD

23.) *girls glare at each other* HA! XD HE’S SO OBLIVIOUS TO ALL OF YOU!

24.) MARI NO! MARIIIII NOOOOO! NO! DON’T!

25.) OH COME ON MARI! DON’T YOU HEAR YOURSELF??!

26.) “Do I look like someone that knows anything about cooking roast!” To be fair...you look like someone that doesn’t know anything about everything...so I can see her confusion...

27.) Mari...

28.) YOU GUYS ARE MEAN TO THE POOR GUY! XD

29.) Awww! He helped her up! Yes I will say “awww” about every little moment!

30.) Ok Mari...shush it! XD Just give him the macaroon, then walk away!

31.) “These shoes belong to my grandmother...” WELP! GREAT GOING YOU TWO! I HAD MORE FAITH IN YOU MARI!

32.) YOU GUYS ARE CRUEL! EVEN I THINK THIS IS GOING TOO FAR! I’D BE SURPRISED IF ADRIEN DOESN’T FIND OUT!

33.) Oh thank goodness!! She didn’t sit on it!!!

34.) AWWW POOR GUY! NOW HE’LL BE AKUMATIZED AND MAY CANCEL THE MOVIE! I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but...GREAT GOING MARI AND CHOLE! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES!!!

35.) Wow...poor guy...

36.) You just gotta make his day worse, don’t ya, Hawk Moth... -.-

37.) Awww! I love flustered Adrien!!! X3

38.) Well...you both deserve this...so don’t come to me for comfort!

39.) “YOU GOT A CRUSH ON ADRIEN!” I-I thought you knew that...am I the only one who thought she knew? Cuz it sounded like she knew?! O.o

40.) Awww blushey Mari!! X3

41.) Also...you have room to talk, Chloe!

42.) CHLOE SHUT UP!

43.) CHOLE NO! CHOLEEE DON’T YOU- oh forget it! What’s the point! You wouldn’t listen anyway! -.-

44.) Thank goodness!! Also!! I love his...look?

45.) Ok..this is weird! XD

46.) Is it...is it really...?

47.) OOO NOW THAT’S COOL!

48.) Why do you sound like Micky!? XD

49.) Oh!! That’s cool!

50.) Gorilla just crushed his phone! XD

51.) Wow...I never seen Gabriel run before...or do anything before! XD

52.) AWWW NO POUND IT!!! 😫

53.) CHOLE! You have half a heart!!!

54.) Awww! How sweet!

55.) Awww!! X3

(This episode was something! XD Welp! UNTILLLL NEXT TIMEEE!!! BYE LOVV YA’LL!!!)

[princesszatana]

I Now Pronounce You Man and Wife

Something fun for Adrienette Month Day 3!

Ch1  Ch 2

“Wh... Where am I?” Adrien said to himself. He looked around to see he was standing on a floor of clouds. The sky was dark purple filled with thousands of stars. The stars were audibly twinkling. They sounded like tiny crystal bells. They were Heavenly.

“Adrien.” A familiar voice came from behind.

The blonde turned. He gasped.

“Ladybug!”

There was his Lady, standing with him on the clouds. She was wearing a stunning polka dot red ball gown. She still had her mask on, concealing her identity. While most of her hair fell on her shoulders, some of it formed two waterfall braids. They made a crown around her head.

“You look amazing!” The blonde stared in awe as he spoke.

The superhero giggled, a light blush dusting her cheeks. “Thank you. You look nice too.”

“Huh?” Adrien looked down at himself in confusion. He was in a green and black suit. The suit was nice. Ladybug had good taste.

“Thank you, for the compliment.”  Adrien looked back up as he spoke. He was greeted warmly by Ladybug’s radiant smile. Had gotten closer while he was looking away? His heart skipped a beat.

Ladybug smiled sweetly and held out her hand. “May I have this dance?”

The blonde looked from the girl’s hand to her eyes. He knew those eyes so well, yet they somehow alluded him.

“I would be honored, Ladybug.” Adrien took her hand gently.

He blinked.

Suddenly they were dancing to the sound of the stars. They moved in perfect unison with each other as they glided across the clouds. Their hands were clasped tightly together. Their eyes were locked. Their hearts were beating as one. Nothing could come between them.

“Who are you?” The blonde couldn’t help himself. He had to ask.

“A friend.” Ladybug answered sweetly.

“Then, what is your name my friend? Your real name?” He persisted.

“My name…” They slowed to a stop, still holding onto each other. Ladybug looked at the ground as she internally mulled over what to say. “It’s…it’s...”

“KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!”

Adrien Agreste awoke with a start. His phone was blasting the popular anime theme song. He fumbled to shut the darn thing off.  The poor sunshine child groaned when he finally silenced the device. The stupid alarm had ruined a purr-fectly good dream. Was the universe trying to keep him and his Lady apart? Was her identity this big cosmic secret or something? It didn’t matter.

“I will find you, my Lady!” The blonde spoke aloud.

With that thought, Adrien kicked his blankets off and jumped out of bed. The sooner he got dressed the sooner he could get to school. Alya was sure to have the latest info on Ladybug. Maybe something about her identity. There was only one way to find out.

Marinette walked into class on time, much to her own surprise. The room was still half empty but both Alya and Nino were in their seats. They were playing with something.

“Good morning guys! What are you doing?” Marinette spoke as she sat down.

“Check it out!” Nino exclaimed, setting a gold ring in front of the blacket.

Marinette picked it up and turned it over several times. It was a very simple gold ring.

“Are you proposing or something Nino?” Marinette smirked teasingly. Nino went red with embarrassment.

“WHAT! No!” Nino panicked. He turned to his girlfriend, Alya.

Alya laughed and patted her boyfriend's shoulder. “Don’t tease him like that Marinette. You’ll scare him off.” Marinette giggled. “Alright.”

The blogger held up another ring for Marinette to see. “Actually, Adrien found them on the ground.” The redhead explained. “He got here super early and found them just laying there.”

Marinette’s breath hitched at the mention of her crush. “A...Adrien… found them? Where is he now?” The girl blushed. Alya and Nino smirked.

“He just ran to the bathroom. He should be back in a sec.”  Nino chuckled.

“Oh...” Marinette ignored the looks her friends were giving her. She took both rings in her hands. She focused all her attention on comparing them.

“They look exactly the same. Do you know who’s they are?” Marinette asked.

“Not a clue.” The DJ answered.

“We should give them to Miss Bustier when she arrives.” Marinette kept examining the rings as she spoke.

“My thought exactly.” A new voice chimed in.

Marinette jumped slightly. She looked up to see Adrien. She watched him as he walked up to the group. Instead of sitting down the blonde turned and kneeled on his chair facing Marinette. He rested his elbows on her desk and cast her a warm smile.

“Good Morning, Marinette!” He warmly greeted.

“Morning… Good… uh, Adrien... Rings…” The blacket became an instant stuttering mess. She began internally freaking out. She didn't know what else to do so she held her hands out displaying the rings. Nino was trying and failing, to stifle his laughter. Alya gave him a warning look which seemed to help a little. Adrien just smiled at his shy friend.

“Yeah, they’re pretty cool aren’t they.” The blonde took one of the rings and began playing with it.

Marinette took a deep breath and tried to smile like a normal human being. “Yeah… They’re pretty.”

Alya and Nino shared a mischievous look. Payback Time!

“You should try one on Marinette!” Alya suggested. Marinette turned to her friend in confusion. What was the redhead thinking? Alya gave her a look that screamed ‘Trust me!’. Marinette cocked an eyebrow worriedly but complied. When Alya head that look there was no fighting her.

“Um… okay…” Marinette slid the ring onto her left ring finger.

“WOW!” Alya held her friend's hand inspecting it. “It’s a perfect fit!” Marinette looked down at the ring. It really was.

“No way!” Nino exclaimed. “Dude, quickly try yours on.” He said turning to Adrien. The blonde looked at his friend. Nino was so excited, how could he refuse?

Adrien slid the ring on his left ring finger, just like he’d seen Marinette do.

“Like this?” He held up his hand questioningly.

“NO WAY!” Nino set Adrien’s hand next to Marinette’s on the desk. The two teens hand’s brushed. Marinette let out a small gasp. She could feel the blush creeping up her neck. Adrien blushed and raised his shoulders in embarrassment.

“His fits perfectly too!” Nino continued, a sly look planted on his face.

Adrien looked down at their hands. Her hands were so different from his. His were much larger and looked more muscular. Marinette’s hand was so small and delicate. The ring suited her skin tone purr-fectly. It’s amazing how something so soft and beautiful could be such a force to be reckoned with.

Marinette was looking at Adrien’s hand with a look of pure awe. His skin looked similar to rose gold and the ring only made his hand more radiant. Marinette wanted to feel the warmth of his hand. She found her pinky trying to move closer to his. Her eyes grew wide. She pulled the digit back forcefully, hoping nobody had noticed the stray digit.

“There’s only one thing left to do.” Stated the Blogger, pulling everyone out of their own thoughts. Adrien and Marinette looked up to see she was recording. Both teens blush deepened.

“I now pronounce you Man and Wife!” Alya gleefully declared.

“WHAT?!” The two ‘newly-wed’ teens cried out in unison.

*FLASH*

“AAAAH!!” The whole classroom erupted into cries of pain. A flash of red and green light had blinded them all.

“WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THIS TIME KIM!” Alix could be heard screeching from across the room.

“WHY DO YOU ASSUME I DID THIS?” Kim hollered back in the direction Alix was.

“CUZ YOU’RE ALWAYS DOING DUMB PRANKS LIKE THIS!”

“HEY! MY PRANKS ARE NOT DUMB YOU LITTLE HALF PINT!”

“WHO ARE YOU CALLIN’ HALF PINT, MOUNTAIN MAN?”

Ivan stood abruptly, causing everyone to jump. “Both of you knock it off.” He said warningly, keeping his voice low. “You’re scaring Mylene and giving everyone here a headache.”

Alix and Kim stiffened as he spoke. Quiet Ivan was scarier than loud Ivan. Both teens mumbled apologies and fumbled back to their seats. Ivan sat back down without saying another word. Everyone continued nursing their eyes, making sure to talk softly.

“What the heck was that?” Nino grumbled as he set his glasses down on the desk.

Alya was holding the bridge of her nose as she waited for the pain to subside. “Maybe the flash on my phone went off or something?”

“That was one weird flash.” Adrien mumbled. The blonde rubbed his eyes with both hands. They felt weird. Like they had gloves on them. Infact.. it felt kinda like he was in his suit. Adrien squinted his eyes. His hands… They were red… Red with black spots?

“Guys I’m seeing things.” The blonde complained. He shook his head trying to clear his vision. “Are you okay Marinette?”

“Uh-huh…” Marinette mumbled in response. Her head hurt. That sudden flash of light had done a number on her. The girl closed her eyes to try when she heard it. The sound of a bell around her neck. Why did she have a bell? She felt something twitch on her head. She reached a hand up curiously. What were those? Did she have ears on her head? Marinette felt her arms next. They felt oddly familiar. Realization hit Marinette like a ton of bricks.

CHAT NOIR'S SUIT! SHE WAS IN CHAT NOIR’S SUIT!

Marinette stood abruptly!

“I’m going to the bathroom!” She excused herself. Could she see? No, not really, but she didn’t want the others to see her either. So, assuming they were all as blind as her, she grabbed her bag and bolted. Maybe Tikki would have some answers.

Adrien felt his friend rush past him.

“Um… okay?” Adrien replied mostly to himself. He hoped she really was okay. The blonde kept blinking and slowly his vision began to clear.

“What the?” Adrien jumped up, looking down at himself. He wasn’t seeing spots, HE WAS WEARING THEM! He was standing in front of his classmates in Ladybug's suit!

“You okay, Dude?” Nino asked.

Adrien looked to his friend. Nino was squinting at him. The rest of his class were all still suffering the effects of the flash. They couldn’t see him... yet.

“Um, yeah.” Adrien quickly stood up grabbing his bag. He looked inside but Plagg was gone! Where could the flying cat be?

“I’m just not feeling well. I’m gonna’ go talk to the nurse.” Adrien bolted for the door. He heard Nino call after him but couldn’t make out what he said. Adrien ran faster. He didn’t have time. Adrien had to find Plagg and figure out why the heck he was in Ladybug’s costume! When he said he wanted to find Ladybug, this was NOT what he meant.

Meanwhile ...

“Tikki! Tikki!” Marinette called to her bag. There was no response. Marinette reached the bathroom. Just her luck, it was empty. She quickly ran into the nearest stall, locking the door behind her. She sat down and began clawing at her bag trying to get it open. Her stupid gloves kept getting in the way. Marinette glared at her hand. How did Chat do anything with these things? Marinette gave up using her hands. She carefully maneuvered her mouth to try and open the handbag.

“Mihmii?” She mumbled as she fought with the small clasps. The blacket finally got the bag to open. “Aha!” She exclaimed in success. Tikki?” Marinette looked into the empty bag with confusion. Where could her kawami be? Had she lost Tikki, again! How was that even possible? Tikki had been in her bag right before class. Her bag was sealed. She hadn’t opened it. Did Tikki phase out of it or something? Nothing happened except… The flash of light.

Marinette stood up suddenly. She looked at her hands examining them closely. If she was in Chat’s costume… Maybe he was in her’s. If that was the case then Tikki might be in his miraculous. She had to find Chat Noir… er… Man bug? Mr. Bug? Chat bug? Ug, whatever. She had to find her partner and get things back to normal, FAST!

Up in the Waiting Room….

“What have you done?” Fe enunciated each word, a slight hint of worry in his voice. The boy stared at his partner in disbelief.

Brie sat swinging her legs over the side of their cloud. She was ecstatic, to say the least. This was working out better than she hoped. The black haired girl looked up, meeting her partner's eyes.

“Don’t look at me like that.” She said sticking her tongue out playfully.

“And just how am I supposed to look at you?” The boy pinched the bridge of his nose as he spoke. “Brie, how in the world did you even get those rings down there?”

Brie smiled proudly. “Oh, I have a friend.”

Fe groaned. “Oh joy.”

“You worry too much.” The girl waved him off. “They can handle this. We’ve taken on worse.” Brie kept watching the world below as she spoke. “Besides, I want them to figure out each other's identities already! They are completely oblivious and it’s driving me crazy! I mean COME ON! They were right there next to each other IN COSTUME and they still didn’t get it!”

Brie let out an exasperated sigh. She shipped these two so much it was painful. They were in much the same predicament she was once in. It had taken almost 20 years before she and her love had discovered each other's secret. Brie smiled at the memories, looking up at her soulmate. They hadn’t parted since.

Fe sat down next to his partner. “This could make things worse for them.” He pointed out.

“Maybe,” Brie shrugged. “but I doubt it. They’re strong. They’ll figure things out.”

“I hope your right.”

“Of course I am! When it comes to matters of the heart I am an expert!” Brie winked at her companion.

Fe snorted with laughter. “When did you become an expert?”

Brie crossed her arms over her chest. “I’ve always been one.”

Fe raised an eyebrow quizzically. “And I’m an ecstatic ball of sunshine.”

Brie turned to look at Fe directly. She stared at him with a mischievous smirk. She leaned in close and planted a kiss on his nose. Fe blushed instantly.

“Quiet, my little ball of sunshine!” The girl said playfully. “I want to see what they do next!”

“You’re hopeless.” Felix rolled his eyes, blush still evident on his cheeks.

“Shh!”

I hope you enjoyed it! :D You can find it on FF.net here

[karma-jinx]

ML New York Special Babbles *Spoilers*

Ok so! Coming outta me hiding hole to bring you this ramblings. These are just my thoughts after seeing the new episode. This ones a LONG one.

I’m told that this particular episode takes place between seasons 3 and 4. A sort of bridge episode maybe idk. I mention this because there are some things it connects to in the past and introduces some new stuff. (In regards of what’s going on in Paris.)

The ep starts with LB and CN yet AGAIN fighting Mr Pigeon. Apparently for the 51st time. He wants to take the Eiffel Tower to space with his piegons???? Idk just an excuse for the hero’s to use their new power ups. Which tbh is kinda lame because we don’t even see them in the new forms for very long.

The light hearted banter between LB and CN about the rose was kinda nice. I say this because it seems like CN is maybe FINALLY going to give her space and not try to woo her every moment. Tbh I can’t recall if he actually did flirt with her in that scene. So that’s cool. (Boy did stroke his own ego by kissing his muscles.)

Marinette really out her denying she still simps over Adrien. (She does it through out the entire episode and no one believes her claim that she’s over him and that they’re “friends”)

Also uh.... so Miss Bustier is preggers???? Interesting cuz I thought she was single since we’ve never heard of any sort of partner she may or may not have. Also its Miss, not Mrs so I don’t think she’s married? But idk she can’t go to the trip so Ms Mendeleiev goes in her place.

And can I just say how hurt she looked when the students complained that she’s lame and wouldn’t be as fun as Ms B. Yeah Ms. M is strict and all but she’s fair across the board. Unlike Ms B. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about just look up Ms B salt.)

Random but why was Chloe SO Adamant in not wanting to go to New York? I mean didn’t she want to go to New York with her mom? Was it cuz it was a class trip instead?

Lila was there too but fuq her honestly. Lila was only there to push Marinette to claim they gotta convince model boy’s das to let him go to New York with them.

Why’d the WHOLE class go to Adrien’s house if Marinette was the only one let inside? Sure it could be argued that either the dad only allowed her in. Or her classmates pushed her to do it alone since it was her idea. Either way seemed unnecessary for them all to be there. That’s just my opinion.

Side note as this was happening Adrien and Kagami had another fencing match. (One she won becuz boi was having sad times)

But she him!!!! And such an odd scene too becuz it LOOKS like she MAY have kissed him on the lips. But I don’t think she actually did. I say this because Adrien showed no reaction to it until she pulled away. He was still sadly looking at the ground until she was leaving. So???? I still don’t think they’re a couple. Yet????

My girl Marinette being a responsible hero trusting CN to look over the city in her absence gives him a flipping kitty alarm. I want that!

Random comment but ofc marinette would miss the bus that’s taking her to the airport because why WOULDNT she right?

Luckily friend Luka was there to haul ass to catch up on it on his bike right? (Is he a wimp or not? Like???? Yeah we know he likes her but he also treats her like a friend. So idk of this scene is him kinda simping or him being a good friend.)

That plane scene huh? I feel like some ppl are gonna be mad about what happened. As the trailer shows Marinette and Adrien are seated next to each other. When boarding the place Adrien is actually happy, maybe even excited to see Marinette.

He runs down the aisle to help her with her things and find her seat. He even tries to help her work the ac over head. All in all he’s just happy to be near her. And everyone might’ve thought FINALLY some progress right? Only to see her beg for help because she couldn’t do it. She couldn’t spend HOURS seated by the boy she likes.

Why? Because at the end of season 3 we’re told that she chooses to bow out in the race for his affections because she thinks he and Kagami like each other. She couldn’t handle a few seconds by him so she knew she wouldn’t be able to handle hours seated by a guy she still very much likes but chooses she can’t have. As frustrating as it is I can at least see WHY she acted the way she did.

Alya and Nino being 100000% over these to but still trying to help them out. The patience they have for their idiot friends.

Everyone on the plane as it’s being attacked: scared and full surprised.

Alya: *nerds out about the super heroes helping*

She still hasn’t changed huh?

Why’s Majestia’s daughter and Android? I really wanna know the story there. Idk how to spell her name so I’ll be calling her by her hero name. Uncanny Valley, which I also want to know why is that her name. As well as the full extent of her powers.

Yay for Sabrina having fun away from Chloe for once.

Why are there SO many heroes in New York anyways? And some are random af. A guys who’s ability is that he can open a door to where ever he wants to go.

A hotdog hero with ketchup and mustard theme sidekicks? (Maybe)

Dude makes hotdogs filled with random temp abilities. Which explains wtf I saw a clip of Adrien and Marinette dancing in the air.

Sooooooo..... does everyone just think of convoluted schemes? Or meddle in things just willy nilly? Anyways Uncanny Valley and Jess’s scheme to “help” Adrien and Marinette confess sure was top tier wild idea. Alya and Nino just WENT WITH IT! They’re just like, “kay sure why not?” Sure ok!

Ladybug and Chat Noir are an efficient crime fighting duo. And Paris’ sworn protectors!

Can’t function for shit as civilians.

LB has sole custody of their brain cells. What happens to it when they change back is a mystery to me.

CN is an idiot for never telling LB that he was leaving Paris. Til it was too late and problems were happening in Paris. Caused by Mayura. Rip Natalie who seems bed ridden? But also if the miraculous is fixed is she still going to suffer the affects from when it was broken? Or is she healing from that?

Anyways a messy fight ensues. CN hurt he broke his Lady’s trust and almost killed Uncanny Valley. If LB weren’t there to fix things who knows what would’ve happened?

Still, he gives up his ring and is forced to leave since his father blames Marinette for convincing him to allow Adrien to go to New York. SCREW YOU GABRIEL BITCH NEEDS TO GET DUNKED ON IS ALL IMA SAY.

(That was a NASTY skid Marinette did. Like OUCH)

Why did Majestia’s skin tone go fucking white in her civilian form???? Her and her gf/wife’s skin tone was just, weird?

On topic of random/weird why did Jess HAVE to pretend she was a boy hero?

The explanation they gave was rushed and weak imo.

The eagles miraculous confuses me tbh. Even after seeing how it worked I’m perplexed by it. But seeing as it takes place in ‘Muerica land of the Free with an eagle Kwami its “on brand”. Sure.

HM really out here really to destroy the world without a second thought huh? Guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

Shouldn’t also be surprised that LB and CN saved the day with their new friends either. The ending was pretty rushed tbh.

LB and CN are thanked/praised for helping. Paris understand why they were absent now.

Jess gets to keep the miraculous and *le gasp* there’s another protector of the miraculous.

Alls well that ends well right?

In all honesty the special was kinda like any other episode. It did bring new lore like the heroes of New York. NONE of them seemed to be miraculous based type of heroes. So I makes me wonder the extent of unnatural aspects that have or could happen to make someone have super abilities. Or am I to assume that it’s like marvel/dc or any other super hero like comic book story. Because it that’s the case then that opens a whole can of worms I can’t get into rn.

There’s also the other guardian of the miraculous. How many more are there? Do they keep in touch? If so why’d Master Fu make Marinette the new guardian???? Just.. jakakandjfns

Why claim its SOOOO important to hide their identities then show how New York Heroes don’t seem to really give af about secret identities?

Might’ve missed some things but this is long af as it is.

[pumpernickel-simswood]

A Couple Things About Party Crasher

This is probably gonna be long. And salty.

First, uh, apparently there's functional hologram tech in the Miraculous universe now? I'm positive the writers did it cuz it's cool and might be relevant later as to keep identities secure, but like, how does it work??? Is it projected onto a person? Is it projected onto a robot or mannequin? Is it a stand alone projection? How does it project in a 3D and realistic way? Is it a green screen bodysuit? I want to know how exactly Gabriel pulled this off and why he didn't use it for the London trip.

Second, going into this episode knowing full well that it happens close to or even after the midseason finale made it so much easier to enjoy than when Miraculer happened. It was a really fun episode and so nice to see Adrien hang out with people while Gabriel really couldn't do anything to stop it.

Third, by Plagg, Gabe, you don't have Emelie on multiple generators that are separate from the mansion's power???? I knew you were stupid but wow are you the biggest idiot in the entire show. How the kwami has the mansion not lost power in the like year that you've been sending super destructive akumas out? Why is this the first time this has come up? How are you this stupid and a businessman? How much slack is Nathalie actually picking up for you? My Tikki, I can't believe the kids haven't defeated you yet if you're this stupid, Gabe.

Fourth, so I guess we're just supposed to be okay that Marinette got rewarded for lying to her friends and basically breaking into Adrien's house? Don't get me wrong, I'm delighted that Adrien wanted her there and clearly thinks they're very close friends. That said, uh, Mari, what happened to the whole not stalking him or doing stupid stuff like that at the end of Oni-chan? You weren't invited. You're not entitled to his time or to hang out with him when he's hanging out with other people. You are not and should not be that boy's life and only friend. You're two separate people with different personalities and flaws and friends. I thought you'd learnt this already. Why are the writers like this?

Fifth, uh, Nino, did we learn nothing from Bubbler? And like, you also basically broke into Adrien's home? And he was supposed to be doing stuff? Like professional stuff? If he wasn't busy he would've hung out with you? And like, you straight up lied to your girlfriend and friends and made some of your friends lie to their s/o's? You didn't even ask if you could come over! You just bribed and lied your way in! That's not okay!!!! Why are the writers doing this to the characters who should know better? Do y'all not have a show bible? Stop this noise please.

Sixth, I'm 95% certain that Kim's power will be called "Monkey Business" in English and if it's not, I'm going to be very disappointed. Like the fact that Ladybug!Adrien is called "Mister Bug" instead of "Lord Bug". Also, like, why is Sass's power time travel? I'm very confused about that. Shouldn't Sass's power have more to do with, I don't know, snakes or persuasion since he's the snake Kwami? Or at least be a pun/play on words like Cataclysm? C'mon writers, be clever! All this darn time travel is driving me crazy. Unless you're gonna do something actually unique or fun with it please stop. Also, literally everyone else's designs are so much cooler than Mari's??? Like, she's literally just in a bodysuit? Adrien gets ears and a tail and a bell but the literal fashion designer has the most basic costume design ever??? It genuinely makes me hope they switch kwamis more often so Mari can at least look cool. She's our main character!

Okay, got off track. Here's a bunch of questions I have:

Also, why in the name of Kwami is Fu at Adrien's party? With the miraculouses?

Did Adrien invite him? Did someone post about the party? Why and where did all these people come from? How did they know the party was happening?

Why did Gabriel decide instead of heading up and fixing the power situation that he was just gonna monologue to Emelie?

Is Gabe aware of how transparently abusive he is?

Why did Emelie marry Gabe?

Why did Emelie also decide that isolating her child was okay?

Was Emelie also a victim of Gabriel's abuse? We know losing Emelie made Gabriel treat Adrien worse but was he just moving his abuse from Emelie to Adrien cuz he couldn't abuse her anymore?

Is the reason the peacock miraculous is damaged due to Gabriel's abuse?

If it weren't for the Miraculous Cure, how many people would Gabe have killed by this point? Would Plagg be gone by this point? Destroyed by an akuma along with Adrien due to his self-sacrificing nature?

Why are the writers holding back on giving us real concrete information on Emelie? Are we ever going to get her unfridged?

Why are Chloe's parents together?

Is Andre magic?

Why is Ladybug the only miraculous with multiple powers especially when Cat Noir is supposed to be her equal and opposite?

Why are we supposed to believe that Gorilla and Nathalie don't know Adrien is Cat Noir?

Why is Adrien so deeply in denial about Mari even though he's clearly been in love with Marinette as well since season 1?

Why are Silencer, Oblivio and Oni-chan right after one another and give us emotional and tonal whiplash?

Why can't the freaking people runnung the stations release the episodes in order!?!?!?

Why is Kagami crushing on Adrien?

What precisely are Chloe's feelings for Adrien?

Why does MariChat feel like the most realistic and easy to transition into romance side of the love square?

Is Adrien going to know that Ladybug is the wielder of the Mouse Miraculous or is he going to know that Marinette is?

Why, precisely, does the kwami swap happen and, more importantly, how?

Why the kwami did Alya decide to actively choose a literal stranger over Marinette? And why are we and Mari expected to forgive and trust her?

Why didn't Chloe hang out with Sabrina and Adrien at the same time before Hawkmoth became a thing?

Why weren't Sabrina and Adrien friends?

Can the creators stop leaking show spoilers for the love of everything!?

What is with shows and the constant inconsistencies in characterization of the characters who are on screen most of the time?

Why is Oblivio a season 3 episode when we know there's at least one other season after this?

Why are Lila and Gabriel working together? It doesn't actually seem to affect the status quo.

Why does Gabriel act like he has no idea who various characters/classmates of Adrien are? He's akumatized them enough, you'd think he'd know them pretty well by now.

Why akumatize the same dude 25 times in a row?

How exactly don't Adrienette know each other's identity by now when they literally don't have voice changes and hardly have their physical appearances change?

Why does Gabriel need to breed the butterflies?