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phoebe bridgers is a stronger person than me because if I was in a three person band and the two other members started dating each other you would see me on the news

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I bet my body fucking hates it whenever I get a piercing. Poor thing is like HEY THERE'S A PUNCTURE WOUND. IN THE FACE. A FOREIGN OBJECT IN THE PUNCTURE WOUND. And I'm like oh yeah lmao I know, it's there on purpose. THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S THERE ON PURPOSE?? Yeah I got it put there on purpose, just heal around it. THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S THERE ON PURPOSE. WHY IS THERE A PUNCTURE WOUND WITH AN OBJECT IN IT. ON PURPOSE.

And I'm like chill, it's sterile, we're gonna clean it twice a day so it won't get infected. I DON'T FUCKING CARE THAT IT'S STERILE. And I'm like wow the fuck you mean you don't care? Do you want it to get infected?

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD ALSO MAKE IT NOT GET INFECTED? NOT. HAVING. WOUNDS. WITH. FOREIGN. OBJECTS. IN THEM.

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Cc: to the owner

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From temporary P1 to barely in the points. They really made Lewis speedrun through the Deluxe Ferrari Experience™

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as if the weekend wasn’t already bad enough for ferrari, fred quite literally almost got blown away 😭

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They took his child from him😭

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Following up a career and era-defining fantasy franchise leading role with a steadfast commitment to playing weird little freaks.

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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Regulus marking his territory💋

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I literally JUST realized that Pandora is named after the box myth because in the myth, Pandora is too curious for her own good and has to pay the price, just like how Pandora in the books is too curious for her own good (experimenting with spells) and pays the price (death)

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tall people who also like to float

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another ghostmaker spread

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stop including selina kyle in the batfamily she should be stealing diamonds and talking like a 1930s pre-code vamp and get her pussy eaten by her two weed smoking girlfriends every night and just have a boytoy on the side for when shes bored !!! she is NOT watching those damn kids or dealing with those annoying men !!!!!!

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The Light of Gotham

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The biggest reason Cass is the only natural option as heir to The Batman comes from the fact that every other character’s growth relies on them at some point either removing themselves somewhat or completely leaving the Bat symbol behind. Cassandra is the outlier whose found a reason to live on as that same symbol.

We can argue day and night who the best vigilante, detective, fighter, hero, strategist, or whatever is but none of that changes who can survive being the symbol without losing themselves in the process of following Batman’s footsteps.

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New parent Bruce at two in the morning: Why aren’t you in bed?

9-year-old Dick, sitting at the table eating ice cream: Because I’m in the kitchen.

Bruce tiredly, digging out some coffee: And why are you in the kitchen?

Dick: Because it’s where the ice cream is.