#I want him to die in a ditch
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H-hey Chat!! Haven’t Seen you a while heh (kicks rock) (I’m crawling back to my roots cause of the TT ban)
Watch my super epic video tho… n feel free to add more
NOT TARGETED /SRS
It’s just a stupid thing I’ve noticed💀
#twisted wonderland#twst#Twst is so GAY#it’s also#A GAME#BASED OFF QUEER VILLIANS#heh.. I HATE the GAYS#then their fav is a character based off a drag queen#also wait chat#do y’all remember when people were saying#that Raverne and Lilia were BROTHERS#or was that just me#cause that was insane#I also saw someone call cay cay straight#how#HE FLIRTS WITH MEN SM AND ASKED VIL OUT#straight my ASS#also heh *shifts my feet*#y-Yuuya is mentioned🥺#I love Yuuya#I want him to die in a ditch#I want to hug he and give him milk💔💔#I hope he explodes
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Reading svsss really puts into perspective just how MIRACULOUSLY normal Hua Cheng turned out despite his arguably worse circumstances.
#obviously he's not NORMAL normal but for a man with an 800yo obsession he's very respectful of boundaries and relationships outside of him#the only individual he actually resents for wanting gege's attention is his own fkn scimitar#bro was white knuckle gripping his sanity the whole time#sat meditating in the kiln like “i am healthy i am wealthy i am rich i am that bitch if i take my god for granted i hope i die in a ditch”#this is not binghe bashing im genuinely amazed#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#scum villain self saving system#svsss#mxtx#hua cheng#xie lian#hualian
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Yet another Ember and Randall bonus chapter rant because I'm still mad that the first glimpse of post-ACOSF Nessian mates was... THAT
Nesta folding immediately after Bryce gave her a little sob story about humans is the most in character thing she could’ve done in that moment. No, it was not ooc for her to give up the Mask—just because Rhys kneeled to her at the end of ACOSF doesn’t mean that everything was good between them and she was going to become yet another IC goon. And when I see people saying she has to accept Rhys as her High Lord… Nesta’s value as a character isn’t contingent on bowing to Feysand. I don't care that she lives in his court. Who's fault is that in the first place? Oh, she was forcibly turned and now she has to live a life of servitude by default... no!
And as for Cassian, I don’t really care that we didn’t see their conversation. I believe Nesta when she said he was the most angry with her. Making things up like “oh well Nesta is probably exaggerating,” or “he was probably just worried about her safety,” why don’t you believe what she has to say about her own mate? Cassian being angry with Nesta is the status quo as far as I’m concerned.
The facts are that her mate learned about an act of pure compassion on her part, heard her defend herself and give her reasoning, and didn’t give her an ounce of credit. Like, he doesn’t have to agree with the decision, but to be the most angry? To have zero reaction to Rhys spitting in her face? God, and the worst part is this will most likely go nowhere. Just another crime Nesta will have to atone for, likely in the form of handing over Gwydion.
I can understand seeing both sides, because I DO. Rhys has a right to be angry, Cassian can agree with Rhys as his general, I understand all that. No one was right or wrong in this situation—Nesta did something good but risky, Rhys and Cassian have a duty to the realm. But to read about Nesta being screamed at to the point where she’s not sure if they would execute her and have zero empathy for her? But have a full defense at the ready for her loser failmate because people hating on HIM pisses you off more than that chapter did? Maybe... some of us are simply sick and tired of reading about her being screamed at. And if you're not tired of reading about her being screamed at... maybe y'all are just not real Nesta shooters
#he’s embarrassed of her i just know it#he hates that she isn’t rhys’ good little lapdog just like he is#anti nessian#anti cassian#acotar#i found this in my drafts and got mad all over again so here you go#the ‘amused’ look in his eye while ember berated rhys while nesta’s eyes displayed ‘surprise gratitude and longing’#him finding it funny while nesta didn’t#cassian die in a ditch challenge#rhys wanted her to KILL BRYCE ON SIGHT and you people think she should’ve waited for permission#nesta babygirl run to midgard get away from these people
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So guess who finally watched JJK
#I went from watching Dungeon Meshi earlier this month to watching JJK and I haven’t watched a shounen in literal years so#I can found dead in a ditch after being beaten bloody and raw holy shit#I like knew it would but dark but like Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker I was not expecting that#I still need to read the manga but like damn I need a moment after that#so far I can say JJK is in fact worth the hype and has consumed my soul#Yuuji Itadori my absolute beloved I love you so much I would die for you with zero hesitation#he’s my favorite character and I only want good things for him so so badly and I also want to torture him#I have a deep love hate relationship with Sukuna that kinda haunts me#Megumi is so funky I like him a lot#an absolute madman pretending to be the straight man in bits and no I will not be taking criticism on this opinion#kugisaki my girl you deserve more screen time please let her shine#nanamin you will also haunt me#I didn’t want to like Gojo I was like I am above simping for him and then I’m putting on the clown make up and THEN#They put him in a box just as I went goddamn it I am down bad for Gojo Satoru like COME ON#Anyway Suguru and his eye bags and depression and deeply rooted issues compelled me#Satosugu brain rot is in fact and real and can hurt me#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#shibuya arc#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#gojo satoru#geto suguru#nanami kento#satosugu#ryomen sukuna
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which one of you motherfuckers thought that it was a good idea to vote for trump.
#★im not even from / in america and don't really like to get political— especially for other countries that aren't my own#but to the people who actually voted for trump: you can die in a ditch for all I care#to the people who were able to vote but didn't— look at what you've guys done#you just let a monster to be president and enabled him to pass on shitty ass laws for a whole country#everyone who lives in america is royally fucked because of you.#trump is literally the definition of 'I rule this country I can do what I want' without even taking a nanosecond to take into consideration#the loathe that I hold for that motherfucker is actually astronomical#anyways. fuck trump. fuck project 2025. fuck trump supporters.★
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wallpaper is insane like u find a product w an ugly print ? wallpaper it. just multiple uncoordinated things put together ? wallpaper it. ugly door ? wallpaper it. ugly wall ? landlord won’t let me wallpaper it
#stream#tumblrs aging demographic etc but this was actually abt diys#the years of getting very stoned & watching the sorry girls & not even remembering what the original video was have prepared me to diy#everything#like ALSKALSKALSKLAKSLAKAA i love pullin shit out the trash like u don’t want it ? i do ‼️#i can REPURPOSE IT#i think it’s so funny#like the way i was raised was to recycle or whatever but my father also raised us to save everything bc what if u need the parts u know dads#so i just do. one of my core memories from ‘a child’ i was probably in like 8th grade at this point was when the hubcap of my fathers car#fell off his old as dirt hunk of junk older than me automobile & he was too cheap to pay like 25$ for a new 1 so he took my brother & i to#this like drainage ditch expecting US to go poke around in there & get it & i said absolutely fuckin not#bc this same man would tell us - bc we had to buy our own toys so like we u know saved whenever we got money from bday or christmas or u#know manual labour in exchange for money bc ok yea at least he taught us to demand what ur worth w that but it was like 5c ea pinecone 1c ea#stick or like ‘help me repair the roof’ ‘pressure wash the fence’ i was like 9 ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAAKS - he’d take us to the toy store &#we’d bring our money but instead we’d go to the hardware store & do all the errands & force us to do everything w him then he’d just say#‘yea it’s too late for that sorry’ like it was just. captive audience. this man is the reason i don’t go anywhere unless i know i can leave#on my own or when i want somehow bc girl …. I DONT TRUST ANYBODY HES A LIAR & A SCAMMER LIKE#but that’s just family heritage it’s genetic we’re a long line of liars & scammers but the buck ends here bc i’m not having bio children#or any children#lord knows i’ll be dead long before the chance could arise#i shouldn’t say things like that but ALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLA WE KNEW WE’D DIE YOUNG#this started w wallpaper#i’m so high#also very very bored#i’ve to do dishes & i absolutely 100% do not want to i hate dishes so fucking much i hate doing them i hate being around them i hate seeing
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Okay, I'll say it. I don't like the idea that post epilogue, Dammon is just banging away at his forge alone, still holding a torch for Karlach. This isn't some comment made in jealousy at all, but one meant to say Dammon deserves better than to be some kind of thirst joke afterthought.
At the epilogue party, the game makes it pretty clear she's with Wyll if alive and not romancing the player.
In a DLC, Dammon is the perfect candidate to become an Artificer companion-hells maybe even become an origin option too! But most of us would settle for him to be simply a companion and romanceable like Halsin and Minthara or just a romanceable NPC that's not some one-time fling. He's someone we can visit on the daily most of the time, so yes, it can work.
But why? Because he deserves to be wooed and romanced by Karlach, Tav, one of the other companions, or hells all three at once. To say he can't be romanceable because he would lose his mystery is pure bullshit. Sorry Frazier, but it's true.
Gaw! It's so frustrating when a solution and an opportunity are all right there, and it's overlooked or ignored. He can be BOTH romanceable and mysterious when all that's needed is to write him in a way that leaves the player yet not Tav or Durge in the dark.
Dammon could even be written in a way where the player questions if our fav blacksmith could be up to no good. Let the fandom sweat over and argue about whether or not we should help him with some mysterious mission. Have him outright refuse to elaborate on it. Let him be equally tight-lipped about all he was forced to do or willingly did to survive in the hells when working on infernal machinery. This way, Frazier can play what he loves to play the most, and that is at least a potential bad guy. Well, not mean to the player but instead a character some might find almost as sketchy as Astarion is viewed would be fine.
*sighs* Why does he need to be romancable to everyone too? The simple answer, all of us could use a little bit more sunshine.
If I could say one thing to Frazier, it would be, "Karlach is not the only touch or affection-starved character out there. There are so many real people who need a Dammon in some form in their lives, even if it's only fictional. Karlach and Dammon's story is important to us. A Dammon and Tav/Durge story is just as important, too. These stories of love and friendship all need to be shown and celebrated. Plus, Dammon comes off as warm, thoughtful, and supportive, and so many of us out there really desperately need that-the more the better. We need it to feed our hopes to keep trying and open up our hearts again. So let him help fix heal more than just one heart, please. We all want to see him grow just a little more because he's such a fantastic character so far."
#i will die on this hill#bg3#baldur's gate 3#dammon#dammon deseves more love#pardon me#I just need to yell a little#just frustrated over such potential of a wonderful character going to waste#he's got so much wonderful potential#bg3 dammon#baldur’s gate 3#baldur’s gate 3 DLC#artificer class#battle smith#In BG3 EA Dammon was about the first NPC I overheard expressing his problems and with zero thought of a reward I just wanted to help.#no mission or quest given#I don't normally do any kind of roleplay in games.#But when I overheard him say he needed better tools I made my own damn side quest to give him every one I could find for free.#zero pity for him just felt oddly compelled to help his dreams come true with every hammer or anything blacksmith might need I plucked up#Hoped he would make it even though I was certain he'd end up dead in a ditch. That's what happens to most NPCs that pluck the heartstrings.#felt very protective over him in EA and still now#A tiny crush I fought tooth and nail because I was convinced we would find him dead in act 2 or 3 or never see again#it bloomed up to full-on love finding him again at the Last Light Inn at the full release of the game.#“Yah! I'm so happy to see you again! You're still alive!”#“But it’s not safe here! Oh nos!”#“You're here!” Happy and Excited#“You're here!” Fearful and Worried#Then that fucking ox!#“It's dead and oh here are a dozen hammers my love”#“That’s four times I've saved you. At least once directly. Wanna go out? What? Saving someone repeatedly IS a love language.”
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#i’m not answering this one because. idk LMFAO#both are tragic#on one hand#the doctor will never love jack as much as jack loves the doctor#sucks but. it’s true lol#ianto loves jack so much but he’s only a moment in jack’s life#no matter how much jack wants ianto to be more than just a moment in time they really didn’t know each other too long#yknow. considering how long jack’s life is#(if we ignore that period of time jack was buried alive at least)#(but even then it’s not a long time in the span of jack’s life)#which also sucks#the doctor will always be out there throughout jack’s life which kind of gives him something to hold on to#like he told her when they reunited in season 12. he’ll always be there if the doctor needs him#so it’s like. hm#do we go for the long lasting ship or the more requited ship??#either way jack doesn’t get to keep either of them in his life lmfao#whether they die (rip ianto i miss u) or they ditch him or something 💀#i’m literally just rambling here sorry#lmfao#torchwood#doctor who#doctorjack#ninejack#tenjack#thirteenjack#janto#captain jack harkness#ik there r other jack ships but idc. these r The jack ships to me (not including doctorjackrose)
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ykw maybe it's better that I don't get to go into the CR tag tonight because with 3-102's ending, annoyingly, despite all the other shit in the episode, I just know all the tag's going to have in it it stupid fucking Caleb
I hope Ashton cucks that screentime-hog in his own bed I hate him so much.
#CR3-102#literally the least interesting player character in CR and yet people still won't shut the fuck up about him a whole campaign later#there are literally better characters right in front of you people#I want his paramour to ditch him and then for him to die#ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why did they have to go there
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me playing pacifist route, reject everyone except for YB and trying to save our friends lives but Don keeps dying in my playthrough
#ugh i wanna toss him into a ditch#how dare he kill my papa don#warning spoiler!!!#spoiler: playing the new update and i got the die in the forest ending :[ umm#< this happens in rejection route#i enjoy this one because i love it when y/n be like ‘imma gonna fight him and escape’#and yb be like ‘lol nope im just gonna outsmart u till u love me’#trying to be sneaky by putting sleeping pills in his food behind his back but yb be like ‘ah the food is too hot hereu can have it instead’#ok now back to ranting#i can’t even load the game and it doesn’t help at all!!!!!!!#i’m suffering through every millisecond of any scene and dialogue i’m forced to replay#i did save our friends and yb killed the customer in my playthrough before but i dislike how bitchy that y/n is#i just want my y/n to be sweet and saves everyone life but nooooo one of them gotta die 🫥#i think my eyes are burning from looking at the screen for too long#pink.anony.textpost
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Me because I found out he takes pride in the fact that "I don't know" he cheated on me
#spoiler#i know#but he thinks i broke up with him becauss we didn't talk#i feel like shit brooo#and still i want his love again#HIS LOVE#not him#he can go die in a ditch
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hey your last shirama post. what did he mean by people he knows and bucket lists at the same time!! hey!!
ha ha . wouldn’t YOU like to know, anon……
#shirahama who’s been dragged so into this so fully against his will thinking about hanzawa senpai and his being everywhere. doing everything#ditching sleep entirely. shirahama being made to think about existentialism and death imagery at the latest hours of the night.#shirahama… comes to a conclusion. he doesn’t want to say it out loud. he doesn’t say it out loud.#askbox#what i didn’t mindbeam out in blinding detail is shirahama sat on the stairs and opening his eyes with his heart racing#DOES HANZAWA SENPAI WANT TO DIE??#shirahama’s shouldering a lot. keep him in your thoughts anon
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I'm so, so close to the point of no longer posting and writing as though Meursault!Fyodor is real. So very, very close. Expect an update soon where I fully renounce Meursault!Fyodor.
#I think the change would improve my life significantly#no I know it would#I just don't like who he is in Meursault#on Ace's ship and the Cannibalism arc?#perfect#lovely#I absolutely adore him#but post-arrest?#horrible#awful#he could die in a ditch and I would not care#also this extends to Nikolai#post-Sunday Tragedy Nikolai sucks#(not as much as Meursault!Fyodor but he still sucks)#10/10 should've stayed dead#as much as I want him alive his arc and character were *so* much better when he died#bsd#bsd Fyodor#bsd Nikolai#I'm not under the delusion that this isn't true for any other BSD characters#I know most of them get exponentially shittier after their debut arc ends#it's just that Fyodor and Nikolai are the only BSD characters I still care about
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perfection
#i was gonna name him bob but i always called him scaracooch#might as well#whats the opposite of t4t where i want the other t to die in a ditch#genshin impact#chaos plays
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gotta love discussing your career with your father
#i tell him i want a career as an artist he tells me about how oooo did you know Big Companies hire artists??? as if it isnt obvious info#and then im like no i dont really want to work in that are to be honest but ill figure it out#and then he tells me im never going to get enough money to live like that and that ill die poor. cool dad awesome#i WOULD try to be nice and talk about it in a chill manner but its so exhausting i dont wanna#he thinks because he knows how it works its the only path that WONT get me dead in a ditch with no money#as if. i cant work for other places.#maybe ill become a teacher that doesnt sound bad or maybe ill work freelance not bad either#maybe i can land myself a solid job at a studio in town or i can help illustrate books#i dunno man im tired of this guy . cant even mention not wanting to work for a bank without him going into a rant about#responsibilities & the job market & food & taxes & etc etc etc#i have literal years of studying and practicing and growing befre im ready to enter the work force#my life plans may very well change in that span of time#all hes doing is making dread the possibility of working for a company as a designer#welp doesnt mean i have to listen to everything he says#bc i do losten his advice is important to me#i just wosh he wouldnt shit all over my very open very uncertain future just because he doesnt vibe with it#talk
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i’m frustrated that i don’t really have control over when he shows up in my life. like when he was the one who worked with our best friend i definitely showed up perhaps unexpectedly and now i’m the one that works with them so he came into our restaurant instead so i guess i can’t talk shit but i also can’t help but feel that it just does not have the same derailment effect on him that it does on me. i’m mad that like now i have to think about it for a couple days. i’m certainly not going to end our mutual friendship over it but as long as we are both still friends with them i will never be free and will always have shit like this pop up and make me think for a couple days. i hate that my hatred has waned and now i’m like Would. but i wouldn’t. would i. it’s a good thing the opportunity does not present itself. but i wish it presented itself much less
#last month our mutual friend was really frustrated with him and was like im suoer vlose to cutting him off hes a dick in every way but that#didnt haooen. and like i dont want my friend to suffer in a bad friendship but also he definitely does need people there for him or im scare#thathe will die in a ditch. i keeo wanting to be supportive as if incould fix him but i am trying to accept that will never be true and if#hes gonna be in my life i have ti accept him as he is and keep distance accordingly#he stopped drinking for like a week but showed up drunk and rowdy with all his friends in my burger store!#n what made me sad especially is that he seemed normal to me but my coworkers were like damn you know all these people? they are#embarassingly wasted. ):#i love u but dont come near me dont be nice to me dont be wasted in my burger store dont look sexy in my burger store 😔
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