#Then that fucking ox!

[ineffableaddiction]

I’m amused by this.

Aziraphale looks at Crowley, then to the ox rib in his hands, back at Crowley and then devours the ox rib.

Like, damn, I really want the demon, but I’ll settle for this other meat he (didn’t really) tempt(ed) me with.

[oniomn]

ATTEMPTED to draw all of Joey Richter’s characters in The Trail to Oregon!

i gave up. this isn’t all of them theres too many.

excluded characters include:

the first few characters in Independence!

the donkey in Dysentery World

the passers-by in Speedrun

[poetic-ivy]

can u imagine telling your 17yo that his father is dead and his only reaction is to be like ‘okay. I must show u smth very important’ and then take u by the hand to your front door in the middle of the night before poorly howling like an animal at the sky

[in-the-belly-of-dragons]

I'm convinced that after Dammon adjusts Karlach's engine at the Last Light Inn in act 2, they fucked friends with benefits style (unless player is actively romancing her)

Come on, the tender look between them the way Dammon is so carefully attentive and tender towards her despite the good and bad news. There is something in those looks and how they talk, there is tension there and kindness

Dammon obviously cares about her a lot with the way he delivers the news and how determined he is to keep looking for solution. I don't necessarily think it's romantic, I think there is just a lot kf good vibes and genuine care there

And then there is Karlach who genuinely appreciates him and how he isn't bullahitting the situation and tries to help and how he's a genuinely good dude (who also quite literally been to hell so he understands at least some of what she went through)

You can't tell me they didn't hook up the Last Light come on they both could use some intimacy and they already like each other

[gornackeaterofworlds]

Some rise miraculous au doobles

Completely disregards pre-existing miraculous romantic relationships. Tcest dni

Click for unfuzziness. Base color versions below

[ratislatis]

Saw you opened art requests for proof of voting

I've had this screenshot for like, a few days just sitting and waiting so.

I will request a Jodie Foster from dndads, demon or not demon, either way is fine :3

Also, for those who are seeing this ask/post once it's made, GO VOTE GLENN IF YOU HAVEN'T YET!!!!

HEY. SWEATING

GUYS IM STILL WORKING THROUGH THESE. I HAVENT GIVEN UP. IM JUST IN COLLEGE AND ALSO I HAD A BIT OF DNDADS ART BLOCK. </3

ANYWAY THIS YOUR MAN????

[jordanswitches]

can't stop thinking about getting fucked by someone's strap bc like. what's in it for them. it's not gonna make them cum. all they get from it is mental. that they get to fuck me, that they're making me feel good, that i'm under them whining and crying. and the idea of someone doing it purely because they want all those things. that they get pleasure from giving me. pleasure. makes my head spin

[gingermintpepper]

U mention in 1 of ur tags that Poseidon has vitiligo? Could u tell us more about that pls?

Okay so, I saw this ask and went "oh man this is a wonderful opportunity to ramble about some of my design decisions for the Olympians" then I also, simultaneously went "This is also a perfect opportunity to doodle Poseidon" so I spent like, way too much time doing a dinky little doodle to show both what Poseidon's vitiligo looks like + what I generally envision his design to be like when he's on Olympus!

Of course, in true Ginger fashion, it's very messy but I think it gets the point across well enough! The big reason Poseidon has vitiligo (or why I've interpreted his skin as being speckled) is because well, as a horse/hippocampus (which is his actual preferred form) he has a piebald/pinto coat and the only way really to translate that onto a human-presenting form is some form of pigmentation disorder like vitiligo or leukoderma.

Poseidon, like almost every other Olympian (save for Apollo who has the most human-like appearance of them all) has multiple animal/mythical creature elements incorporated into his design/interpretation, many of these I've chosen to allude to what their 'truest' forms are like, for example Zeus' big bull horns because he was born a horned god or Aphrodite's feathered hair and talons because she is directly descended from Ouranos. Because gods are always changing and evolving as the world changes and evolves, these features of theirs can change to better match their current 'truest' self, but most deities, especially the older ones, tend to settle after a period of time and don't experience much drastic change. For my purposes, Poseidon was born with horse like features which he inherited from his mother including his striking piebald coat and his horse's ears, but he later acquired sea serpent traits such as his tail, sharp teeth and water-like hair after acquiring the domain of the Ocean and being forced to adapt very rapidly to his new environment.

Due to geneology and generational inheritance being such a major theme in my work, I chose to let that stand for the descendents of the gods as well! Humans naturally aren't born with coats and such, but many of Poseidon's children do end up having some form of leucism from minor things like Ancaeus' double coloured hair or Bellerophon's 'peeled' hands and feet (they were a lighter colour than the rest of his body) to much more intense expressions of the trait like Theseus' albinism or Triton's very unique speckling. It's rare for his human children to get an extreme expression of this trait due to humans just kind of having less melanin to work with compared to nymphs, spirits or animals, but it does happen from time to time.

[greencreekblorbos]

Joe and Ox are textbook definition of fell first fell harder

[hubba1892]

All four won pretty much each available trophy and we love them. That’s true as well. But it’s professional football and nothing is forever. Nothing is for eternity. That’s how it is. There’s always a moment [to say goodbye] and it’s a good moment because it means one chapter will be closed and we can start writing a new one. That’s good as well – for them and for us. But they will never be forgotten […] and I will be forever thankful to them.

[spencer-is-dead]

spencer’s childhood dream diary

note: you will see a lot of mentions of a childhood friend I had a crush on. I hadn’t seen him in a while lol

with that out of the way

here is my dream journal from three years ago, transcribed:

8/13/21

last Night I dreamed that our house was taken away or something. Later on the dream changed and my friend had given me an orange anime shirt

8/14/21

last night I dreams about how a young boy’s mom was an animator for Disney and she was dead. I also dreamed about a grasshopper who was human

8/15/21

nothing to report

8/24/21

last night I had a dream I was on a sky tram in a forest. It was a school project I had to do. Dad went with me. It was super misty. I also dreamed I say [childhood friend] again. I told him about a flower that cost $15.05 and how I planted it and it grew. It was really sweet.

8/26/21

last night I dreamed that someone said “a big bird always cries at midnight.” Well the bird didn’t cry at midnight it cried in the afternoon because an ox had lost its feet. They were accepting appendage donations, but I refused to lose my arms and legs. The ox later died. Then I was in a school play on [local school that I don’t go to]’s stage, and after we finished the play, mom, dad, and me went to [local ice cream shop] and I ordered a chocolate soft serve with caramel and hot fudge

11/12/21

last night all I remember was watching an animation youtuber

(Words next to it say “this is what they looked like”)

11/13/21

no lucid dream last night. Last night, I dreamed I saw [childhood friend] in gym class. I hugged him. At first I didn’t recognize him, but once he spoke, I knew it was him. There was also a bit of Christmas decorating thrown in. Someone said just before I woke up “but washing plates are too feminine.”

11/14/21

I dreamed me and my eingineering class walked into the class like bosses. We were originally trying to protest plastic but mr. L had a long feud with mr. C. I got into the building first somehow. I also dreamed that [my sister] went missing in San Francisco. I had to drive the car as we were searching. Luckily I didn’t didn’t have to go on the bridge, but boy did I think we were. We found [my sister] that night, and I hugged her

11/16/21

all I remember is a story of some sorts, and a girl talking about another story why oh a girl who dies 31 million years after atomic bombs blow up [my state].

11/24/21

I had a dream I was playing a mobile game at school I also dreamed that my Nintendo got broken. And somehow, I got kidnapped on a helicopter. I sat next to someone one a bench, her name was Sylvia and she ended up hacking out Disney plus account. She said she did this by the information she got from an ad.

11/28/21

I don’t remember much, just my grandmother cooking

11/29/21

I had this dream we went to this island place for a vacation and [my sister] got her period. There was this really creepy doll. A few days later we had a huge adventure on a unicorn island. It actually kinda felt like gravity falls. There was this big showdown, where if this girl consumed all of the rainbow, she would die. In the end, we ended up letting her go. So, she’s dead. I also learned that my purple striped dress was meant to represent Mickecy mouse missing me.

11/30/21

I dreamt that mom got me two gravity falls games on my switch. She kept going somewhere and I wanted to go with her to eat McDonald’s along the way. There was this time travel machine with six plastic cubes. I traveled back to 1850. In the dream, I incorrectly thought I had gone back 210 years. To went to a place full of orphans, and the leader orphan ended up breaking the time machine. Side note the machine had to be attached to a phone or something luckily some man had an extra thing for my mom’s iPad. So I went home.

12/03/21

last night I dreamed that if you wanted to milk a cow they had to do a specific dance. I also saw the hotel from that other dream a few nights back, the hotel with the creepy doll and the cars puzzle. There was also a film about a dragon who combined the universes of gravity falls and phineas and ferb AND the dragon’s universe. I don’t remember the plot exactly I remember calling in “2 and a half D”.

12/07/21

I remember popcorn bathed in butter, a child getting kidnapped and getting her large intestine removed, the cousins came over, and the toilets was in an awkward position. And there was gamaning (I genuinely have no idea what this means).

12/08/21

I remember dreaming we went to our old house, and all of my old stuffed animals were there. There was a book on a side table about monkeys for level two readers , and in the bookshelf was all the books I have now. Everything was just as we left it.

12/10/21

I dreamed that I was booed out of math for some reason and I was playing royale high.

12/11/21

last night I had a dream I was inside a Pokémon game with [classmate] I won the game btw.

2/23/22

last night I dreamed that we went to this store. There was this place our parents didn’t want us to see, and this toy shop there were 2 island princess Barbie funko pops. We then went to this coffee place where waffles were $100

and that’s it.

[tokagrem]

QUICK SHITTY DOODLES BECAUSE THIS LITTLE BEAST WONT LEAVE MY BRAIN

[beccibarnes]

"Might as well get comfortable" - Good Omens Fanfiction

Fandom: Good Omens

Relationship: Crowley / Aziraphale

Summary:

2500 BC, Job's Cellar.

The tempest is raging outside and two entities are locked up together in a cellar:

1) A very temptable angel that has already sinned once tonight

2) A very bored demon that is barely holding his emotions together

What could possibly go wrong?

Words: 5,404

Rating: Explicit

Status: Finished (Part 1/14 of a series)

Warnings: No Warnings

Tags:

Porn With Plot, Aziraphale Has a Penis, Crowley Has A Vulva, Crowley is a Mess, Crowley Loves Aziraphale, Vaginal Sex, Smut, Job's Cellar, Bildad the Shuhite, Riding, First Time, Making an Effort, Ox-Ribs are a Metaphor, Loss of Virginity, Topping from the Bottom, Missing Scene, Canon Compliant, Protective Crowley, Virgin Crowley, Virgin Aziraphale, Crowley's Name is Crawley

Click here to read on AO3

[1327-1]

um… the dutch & hosea dialogue during sean’s party… “we did it hosea…” “i know”

[theforgottengreatpoem]

Aziraphale + Discovering Earthly Pleasures

[bil-daddy]

After seeing that picture of Aziraphale, I am now concerned for your goats.

Don't worry. I follow the Crowley Test. It's like the Harkness Test, only even stricter.

Still have no clue who 'Crowley' is, though. (Besides the fact that he's incredibly attractive.)