#Then that fucking ox!

[ineffableaddiction]

I’m amused by this.

Aziraphale looks at Crowley, then to the ox rib in his hands, back at Crowley and then devours the ox rib.

Like, damn, I really want the demon, but I’ll settle for this other meat he (didn’t really) tempt(ed) me with.

[oniomn]

ATTEMPTED to draw all of Joey Richter’s characters in The Trail to Oregon!

i gave up. this isn’t all of them theres too many.

excluded characters include:

the first few characters in Independence!

the donkey in Dysentery World

the passers-by in Speedrun

[poetic-ivy]

can u imagine telling your 17yo that his father is dead and his only reaction is to be like ‘okay. I must show u smth very important’ and then take u by the hand to your front door in the middle of the night before poorly howling like an animal at the sky

[in-the-belly-of-dragons]

I'm convinced that after Dammon adjusts Karlach's engine at the Last Light Inn in act 2, they fucked friends with benefits style (unless player is actively romancing her)

Come on, the tender look between them the way Dammon is so carefully attentive and tender towards her despite the good and bad news. There is something in those looks and how they talk, there is tension there and kindness

Dammon obviously cares about her a lot with the way he delivers the news and how determined he is to keep looking for solution. I don't necessarily think it's romantic, I think there is just a lot kf good vibes and genuine care there

And then there is Karlach who genuinely appreciates him and how he isn't bullahitting the situation and tries to help and how he's a genuinely good dude (who also quite literally been to hell so he understands at least some of what she went through)

You can't tell me they didn't hook up the Last Light come on they both could use some intimacy and they already like each other

[weepingchoir]

I wonder, sometimes, as someone who really did grow up in a context where Women Are Dudes Too (sort of - the north Mexican “wey/güey” is basically a calque for “dude”, and I naturally adopted the latter the second I started using English online), how many website pedants swearing up and down that Where They're From they always call everyone Dude as gender-neutral matter of course, are plumb fucking lying

[gornackeaterofworlds]

Some rise miraculous au doobles

Completely disregards pre-existing miraculous romantic relationships. Tcest dni

Click for unfuzziness. Base color versions below

[ratislatis]

Saw you opened art requests for proof of voting

I've had this screenshot for like, a few days just sitting and waiting so.

I will request a Jodie Foster from dndads, demon or not demon, either way is fine :3

Also, for those who are seeing this ask/post once it's made, GO VOTE GLENN IF YOU HAVEN'T YET!!!!

HEY. SWEATING

GUYS IM STILL WORKING THROUGH THESE. I HAVENT GIVEN UP. IM JUST IN COLLEGE AND ALSO I HAD A BIT OF DNDADS ART BLOCK. </3

ANYWAY THIS YOUR MAN????

[jankwritten]

I will never be normal about Ox and Gordo’s relationship actually. Thinking about them makes me insane. Like imagine being abandoned by everyone you love everyone all at once they’re all dead or gone across the country or fucking banished to prison and they left you alone, ON PURPOSE, and you can’t do a damn thing about it because if you leave you abandon your home, their home, you lise what feels people you have left and is it even worth it when they left you so easily and

There’s a little kid hiding behind his fathers knees and he’s never had root beer and you watch him grow into this intense strange boy who doesn’t understand that his father isn’t coming home his father left him and god don’t you know how that feels and you watch him learn his way around a car and you remember the man who taught you who gave you a chance who listened when you said what was wrong and

He needs a job and you’re the only one who cares so you help, god, of course you help, you can’t let him or his mom lose what little they have left so you let him work for you under the table, he doesn’t need to but he demands it even though you paid off their debt as soon as he asked. It’s the money of those fuckers who abandoned you, anyway, and Ox needs it Ox and Maggie need it and

He’s everything to you he’s your son your brother your life and he’s fifteen and he’s your fucking tether, he keeps you human, and you think finally, finally you’re healing. You both had shit dads who dealt you shit cards but you’ve got each other and you don’t need anyone else and

Then they come back and it’s not for you. They come back and they don’t even speak to you.

But they speak to him. To Ox.

They need him. Just like they needed you when you were barely a teenager when your father leveled that town when he killed your mom when you had to become their witch because the pack needed it your Alpha needed it because Thomas-

But Ox chooses them, over and over. You try to make him understand that they’ll only use him and hurt him and he doesn’t care. He chooses them. The damned wolves.

Imagine the man you loved hated needed despised dies and his son makes every imaginable mistake and you follow him because he is your Alpha he needs you and you leave. You leave Ox behind and you hate yourself every day, for three years, you know how this feels you know exactly how this feels and it’s bitter in your throat because you hate him him Mark him for this choice you’ve just made and you understand and you hate it and it’s vicious and you can’t forgive him so how can you forgive yourself and

You come home and he’s not a boy anymore he’s not a kid but a man and he’s tall and strong and he’s the Alpha, somehow, and he doesn’t need you anymore.

But he forgives you. Easier than you’ve ever forgiven anyone in your life, he forgives you because he loves you and you love him and you came home.

[jordanswitches]

can't stop thinking about getting fucked by someone's strap bc like. what's in it for them. it's not gonna make them cum. all they get from it is mental. that they get to fuck me, that they're making me feel good, that i'm under them whining and crying. and the idea of someone doing it purely because they want all those things. that they get pleasure from giving me. pleasure. makes my head spin

[virgin-superstar]

new 3 month plan that will give me something to look forward to. after exams i will buy a midrange digital keyboard and i will fucking learn mendelssohn again hes not even my favorite composer but songs without words is the easiest shit I still have the muscle memory for and i just need to feel good at something that doesn't feel worthless (it will begin to feel worthless after a while regardless but I will not worry about that right now)

[gingermintpepper]

U mention in 1 of ur tags that Poseidon has vitiligo? Could u tell us more about that pls?

Okay so, I saw this ask and went "oh man this is a wonderful opportunity to ramble about some of my design decisions for the Olympians" then I also, simultaneously went "This is also a perfect opportunity to doodle Poseidon" so I spent like, way too much time doing a dinky little doodle to show both what Poseidon's vitiligo looks like + what I generally envision his design to be like when he's on Olympus!

Of course, in true Ginger fashion, it's very messy but I think it gets the point across well enough! The big reason Poseidon has vitiligo (or why I've interpreted his skin as being speckled) is because well, as a horse/hippocampus (which is his actual preferred form) he has a piebald/pinto coat and the only way really to translate that onto a human-presenting form is some form of pigmentation disorder like vitiligo or leukoderma.

Poseidon, like almost every other Olympian (save for Apollo who has the most human-like appearance of them all) has multiple animal/mythical creature elements incorporated into his design/interpretation, many of these I've chosen to allude to what their 'truest' forms are like, for example Zeus' big bull horns because he was born a horned god or Aphrodite's feathered hair and talons because she is directly descended from Ouranos. Because gods are always changing and evolving as the world changes and evolves, these features of theirs can change to better match their current 'truest' self, but most deities, especially the older ones, tend to settle after a period of time and don't experience much drastic change. For my purposes, Poseidon was born with horse like features which he inherited from his mother including his striking piebald coat and his horse's ears, but he later acquired sea serpent traits such as his tail, sharp teeth and water-like hair after acquiring the domain of the Ocean and being forced to adapt very rapidly to his new environment.

Due to geneology and generational inheritance being such a major theme in my work, I chose to let that stand for the descendents of the gods as well! Humans naturally aren't born with coats and such, but many of Poseidon's children do end up having some form of leucism from minor things like Ancaeus' double coloured hair or Bellerophon's 'peeled' hands and feet (they were a lighter colour than the rest of his body) to much more intense expressions of the trait like Theseus' albinism or Triton's very unique speckling. It's rare for his human children to get an extreme expression of this trait due to humans just kind of having less melanin to work with compared to nymphs, spirits or animals, but it does happen from time to time.

[1327-1]

um… the dutch & hosea dialogue during sean’s party… “we did it hosea…” “i know”

[greencreekblorbos]

Joe and Ox are textbook definition of fell first fell harder

[hubba1892]

All four won pretty much each available trophy and we love them. That’s true as well. But it’s professional football and nothing is forever. Nothing is for eternity. That’s how it is. There’s always a moment [to say goodbye] and it’s a good moment because it means one chapter will be closed and we can start writing a new one. That’s good as well – for them and for us. But they will never be forgotten […] and I will be forever thankful to them.

[tokagrem]

QUICK SHITTY DOODLES BECAUSE THIS LITTLE BEAST WONT LEAVE MY BRAIN

[beccibarnes]

"Might as well get comfortable" - Good Omens Fanfiction

Fandom: Good Omens

Relationship: Crowley / Aziraphale

Summary:

2500 BC, Job's Cellar.

The tempest is raging outside and two entities are locked up together in a cellar:

1) A very temptable angel that has already sinned once tonight

2) A very bored demon that is barely holding his emotions together

What could possibly go wrong?

Words: 5,404

Rating: Explicit

Status: Finished (Part 1/14 of a series)

Warnings: No Warnings

Tags:

Porn With Plot, Aziraphale Has a Penis, Crowley Has A Vulva, Crowley is a Mess, Crowley Loves Aziraphale, Vaginal Sex, Smut, Job's Cellar, Bildad the Shuhite, Riding, First Time, Making an Effort, Ox-Ribs are a Metaphor, Loss of Virginity, Topping from the Bottom, Missing Scene, Canon Compliant, Protective Crowley, Virgin Crowley, Virgin Aziraphale, Crowley's Name is Crawley

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