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how many followers do you have

only you baby i swear

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sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

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id block and report you in every lifetime

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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

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remember when people could be attracted to something kind of specific without it being a kink or when people could be weird without it being seven mental illnesses plus autism or when someone's alternative fashion preferences didn't have anything to do with their gender identity and rude judgmental people were still kind of rude and judgmental but overall the vibe was way more chill... sigh...

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but we must go on

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if you see a woman driving poorly it’s sexist to assume that it’s because she’s a woman. maybe she’s still learning. maybe she’s doing it on purpose because she’s an asshole. maybe she feels entitled to the road. maybe she’s going to die soon and she had vehicular manslaughter on her bucket list. maybe she has a car crash fetish

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never posted this crochet tapestry that my friend made me for my birthday

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i’m sorry if i’m just reposting something i already saw on here but this image makes me feel like i’m teetering on the edge of a permanent mental break

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“W pervert women” is legitimately the funniest shit i’ve ever read

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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology

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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

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please please please let me get what i want september