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I watched a few episodes of Inside Job a while back and drew the lead. I don't think I'll ever draw a sleeve that well again.
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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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hmm its like I crave some type of eternal and brutal punishment but I'm not exactly sure for what
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youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning
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do u guys remember one bad gloop and she do what i yoinky
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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
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How to jack off
Jacking off for first time
Jacking off dangers
Jacking off death toll
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my dog is as old as you and also pisses everywhere
We share many similarities
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i鈥檓 so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i鈥檇 have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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You're 22 your life is just be-ENDING! Because its OVER! You're FUCKED!!!!
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Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now
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how does hard drive never fucking miss
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may every cyclist rip his shorts so that one ball hangs out. may every pedestrian be belamed by painful gout. may every car be totaled running over every horse. may every biker marriage end in bitterest divorce. may every bus flip over and may every train derail. may the app-based electronic scooter finally prevail
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the real reason that zoomers are fucked up and dont understand that music is not just a vibe and is truly a way of being. a politic a dress a form of thought is because they have no tastemakers. who the fuck is showing them new shit and explaining why its cool and why its important they just get everything from playlists. who is going to be the new generations AAAAAAAAAA42 im serious who is teaching the kids cuz its not us.
#fr when this guy i know said he listened to sewerslvt or whoever the fuck i made a face that made him avert eye contact#that shits cringe man
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Birdwatching
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When she has a butthole 馃枻馃槇 #horny #daddy #domtop #bdsm
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