#I wanna hear about it ALL!!!

[ctrlhope]

i love u plz dont die 🫶 jk lol looking forward to your next ficcc, btw is ur bias in BTS hosoek? mine is jimin

PLSSSS youre so cute cause i literally have my phones focus set to ‘don’t kys ur so sexy’ and this message gives off the SAME VIBES!!! Maybe.. maybe we’re soulmates?!?!?!? 🙀 <333

But ya!!! Hoseok is my bias <33 he has been since about… 2018ish(?) I’d say? Bc I didn’t have a bias for awhile before he captured my heart <\\3 while he’s my ‘formal’ bias (lol), I would say jimin and yoongi def lean into bias territory as well. Jk is trying to get in there.. so desperately!! But!! I mustn’t!! I mustn’t fall for his dastardly charms!! LMAO I consider the rest of the guys my wreckers tho as, unfortunately, they have all found themselves creepin inside my heart one after another <\\3

Jimin is ur bias?!?? Omg so cute 🥺🥺🥺I love !! I want to bite his cheeks and connect his freckles into constellations and then bite his cheeks again 🥺 what made him ur bias!! Who are ur wreckers?? Tell me EVERYTHING!! Mwahahah!!

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[oars]

[rocketbirdie]

face value

[mrsbridgerton]

nicola coughlan posting about rafah (palestine) on her Instagram story the day season 3 of bridgerton drops - the woman you ARE nicola

[emacrow]

Um.. Superman.. what that thing stuck on your cape?

Clark's brain short circuit for a moment as he just got back of flying at great speed in the middle of deep space to thrown one of Lex's giants bombs destroy the city and come back in record time.

He turn a bit to look at his cape to see a tiny humanoid starlight dust covered child with white hair, glowing full green that look like white specks stars were implanted themselves into his big ol eyes, nawing on a handful of stardust with inhumanly sharp itsy bitsy fangs.

A small yet floating crown that look similar to one of Nasa pictures of far out space.

Did he just accidentally abducted an royal alien child/teen?

[roukabi]

it's for real this time you guys trust me it's really gonna happen

[needlepine]

Here it is: the largest set of collab adopts that @harriertail and I have done so far! This set is based off of all 50 of the United States. We split it up roughly into east and west, with Harrier designing the easternmost states and me designing the west.

We will return to our usual schedule of posting on the 15th next month. We hope you enjoy!

Please read my rules here before adopting (applies only to cats designed by me).

All of these designs are $30! DM the artist who drew the cat to claim please (either @needlepine or @harriertail). Check the labeled images above if you're not sure.

List of claimed/unclaimed adopts under the cut (go to the original post to see up-to-date status):

Alabama: CLOSED

Alaska: CLOSED

Arizona: CLOSED

Arkansas: CLOSED

California: CLOSED

Colorado: CLOSED

Connecticut: OPEN

Delaware: CLOSED

Florida: CLOSED

Georgia: on hold

Hawaii: OPEN

Idaho: CLOSED

Illinois: CLOSED

Indiana: CLOSED

Iowa: CLOSED

Kansas: CLOSED

Kentucky: CLOSED

Louisiana: CLOSED

Maine: CLOSED

Maryland: CLOSED

Massachusetts: CLOSED

Michigan: CLOSED

Minnesota: CLOSED

Mississippi: CLOSED

Missouri: CLOSED

Montana: CLOSED

Nebraska: CLOSED

Nevada: CLOSED

New Hampshire: CLOSED

New Jersey: CLOSED

New Mexico: CLOSED

New York: CLOSED

North Carolina: CLOSED

North Dakota: CLOSED

Ohio: CLOSED

Oklahoma: CLOSED

Oregon: CLOSED

Pennsylvania: CLOSED

Rhode Island: CLOSED

South Carolina: OPEN

South Dakota: CLOSED

Tennessee: CLOSED

Texas: CLOSED

Utah: CLOSED

Vermont: CLOSED

Virginia: CLOSED

Washington: OPEN

West Virginia: CLOSED

Wisconsin: CLOSED

Wyoming: CLOSED

[apas-95]

I don't support the notion of killing you! I just support the right of this knife to exist - like, inside of you. I'm fairly sure we can work out an equitable agreement on which organs, limbs, etc, I can have for myself, and which ones you can have.

Oh, now this is rich - after all that talk on 'human dignity' and 'medical attention', here you are, trying to violently take my blade from me. In one fell swoop, you intend both to take up a cruel, offensive weapon; and also deprive me of my self-defense and right to existence! Negotiations are over!

[dewwshi]

The people demand more Minlach. ( please more we are desperate and your art of them is so good 🥺🥺🥺)

🫡

my beautiful yuri... sooo critical to me that minthara 1. fell first 2. fell harder. something abt the idea of this self-avowed villain being utterly and inexplicably smitten with the sweetest nicest golden retriever girl in the world

[jestericulating]

i feel like its my curse to fall in love with side characters but i feel like we dont appreciate mithara’s brilliance enough

like ur gonna look me in my eyes and tell me u willingly miss out on an incredibly written character just bc she doesn’t have as much content and you gotta murk a few twerps to get her. knock her out like the rest of us

like she’s such a fascinating woman. for someone so vindictive and evil she’s so willing to be immediately vulnerable with you and voice her concerns just because you decided to save her and she recognises that most people in their right mind would leave her for dead but You Don’t and she literally doesn’t waste a second expressing her gratitude. who else willingly does that without me having to wrench it out of them huh

and i think it’s so fascinating because she’s literally a commander And Also a noble and yet you can ask her about anything to do with home and her life before and she’ll tell you it all so willingly just because you asked. she doesn’t hide anything from you; everything is out in the open and straightforward from the get go. she’s a no nonsense woman and i deeply respect that

it could also just be a me thing but there’s something i really appreciate about her not really having any specifically romantic greetings. she’s stalwart and alert and ready to run into battle for you until you ask her for a kiss and then her voice softens and she’s sweet and teasing you and it just feels So Much More Natural you know?? i find some of the other romances dialogue to be a little too mushy or on the nose for my liking so minthara is hard Not to romance every time

even on a redemption durge run she doesn’t chastise or get upset with you for not taking the netherbrain for yourselves Even Though it was what she had been dying to do since she joined your party. she doesn’t even really need your apology, she’s just happy to be by your side more than anything and i think thats what makes her so Ride or Die because all that matters to her is you!!!!

even at the reunion party that she says she doesn’t particularly care to be at (i dont believe her for a second i KNOW she likes some of the companions deep down) she hangs around and waits just so that you can hang out with your friends because she wants you to be happy. she is a very ambitious and selfish woman and yet as soon as you get with her she pushes all of her selfishness aside Just to account for you. if you dont wanna do it then it won’t happen. end of story. she’s not gonna force you even if it’s literally all that she wants. yeah the compromise is that instead of doing the Massively Evil Thing you just do a Smaller Evil Thing but i dont ever play characters that Aren’t in some way morally dubious so whatever

i fear there is no one so fiercely loyal and supportive of any decision you make than minthara and i’ll die on that hill

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Listen i don’t…. I don’t have words I just have vibes to present okay i just have vibes

[ennabear]

dare I say tattoo artist or piercer sevika.... (I got a piercing done and I almost made a fool of myself bc he was a Very Handsome butch and he said I took my piercing beautifully and alsjdhhajaksjdjddsj DIE DIE DIEEEEEEE sorry)

YEAAAAAAHHHHH. omgggg this is the DREAM i would die for a piercer or tattooist like this 🤭 10000% self indulgent because i’m scared of needles so i’d need her to comfort me 😞

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ men + minors dni

over time, sevika’s grown to be your favorite piercer in the world. you first met a few years ago when you walked into your shop, scared shitless at the thought of sticking a needle through your nose. your best friend reminded you countless times that it was completely optional, that you didn’t have to get a piercing. but you’d been looking for a way to shape up your appearance, so why not?

your teddy bear and water bottle came crashing to the ground when you saw her.

everyone in the shop turned to look at you as you hastily grabbed your belongings and made your way to the front desk with your eyes glued to her.

“here for an appointment?” someone asked, meeting you there.

“…uh— yeah. sorry.” you stuttered out, heat spreading over your cheeks as you watched her slowly wink at you, stretching a latex glove over her thick fingers.

the blue ballpoint pen shook in your grasp as you filled out a few pages of paperwork, messily scrawling out your signature without reading any of the words on the page.

“all done? right this way then.” and you were waved back, behind the counter. halfway hoping you’d meet sevika, halfway hoping you’d never see her again. you already made such a fool of yourself, it could only get worse with her shoving a needle through your nostril.

and it did get worse, because that’s when you two met. she offered a friendly smile, showcasing the beautiful gap between her two front teeth that you’ve grown infinitely fond of, and offered for you to sit down.

she introduced herself as sevika. she was tall and handsome and oh so gentle. it settled your nerves while simultaneously having you squirm in your seat. she took a second to explain the process, reminding you not to worry, that it’ll be painless and look gorgeous on your pretty face.

you stuttered when she peered down at the stuffed bear in your lap and asked what his name was. “shit, sorry, i know it’s stupid.” you said, attempting to tuck him into your coat.

“no, it’s all good.” she chuckled. “you’re not the first. and i prefer stuffed animals to creepy relatives or drunk best friends anyway.”

“bartholomew. go ahead and laugh, i know it’s silly.” you said, rolling your eyes.

and she did laugh, a little giggle that was deep and velvety, it made you fall in love with her as soon as you heard it. once you two got your giggles out, she drew a little dot on the side of your nose and handed you a mirror, asking if the placement was alright. as soon as you okayed it, she prompted you to take a deep breath and hug bartholomew as tightly as you could.

“it’s gonna sting for a second but it’ll be over soon, okay? if you’re gonna faint just grab onto my arms.”

her warm, gloved hands cupped your face as the thought of touching her big, muscular arms had you dizzy. so much so that you didn’t even know when the needle went in. you were paralyzed at the thought of touching her. part of you wanted to reach out and grab on, but the other part didn’t want to make her panic.

“hey… you okay?” she asks, wiggling her pen in front of your face.

“what? oh, yeah sorry. i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to zone out.”

“you’re all good, as long as you’re not unconscious on the floor i’d call that a win.” she joked.

“does that happen a lot?” you asked, head spinning.

“more than you’d think. nothing to be embarrassed about, it’s just a matter of catching them before they hit the concrete.”

“well, uh, you have nice arms.” you said, panicking, hoping she’d take the hint that you’re flirting without realizing that you don’t actually know how to flirt.

she laughed again and rolled her eyes. “remember what i said about taking care of it?”

you nodded, staring into her big eyes as you remembered her instruction to soak it in salt water.

“sweet.” she handed you a note card with her name and phone number on it. “send me a pic when it’s healed, i’d love to see it.”

mind blank, you continued to stare up at her, but she just winked and pat your shoulder, moving along to clean up her station. she disappeared into the back as you gathered your things, taking small sips of water to ease the dual pain you were feeling— some in your heart because you can’t take her home with you, and the rest biting at your nose.

guess you’ll just have to come back again.

[keferon]

May I ask what were the best transformers media you ever saw/read?

Well Transformers Prime, Transformers 1986 and IDW comics are having the first place that’s for sure

And then the second place is kind of shared by Fall of Cybertron, Exodus, Prime wars trilogy, Robots in disguise(2001) and Transformers One.

The third place goes to G1, Animated, Earthspark, Armada, War for Cybertron Netflix series, Aligned Robots in disguise, Bumblebee, Rise of the Beasts and Cyberverse because I only liked some little parts of them.

And then I also saw some of the Bay movies, Victory and Headmasters and didn’t like them at all.

Separate first place for J-Decker. It is not exactly Transformers but it is a show about giant robots and I loved it

[perryelornitorrinco]

Who would win a milk chugging contest?

Okay the single braincell I have sparked and I thought about something.

The whole Chain is too competitive so what if they all battle against eachother to prove the rest who likes milk the most BUT not only by chugging milk but with a milk league >:). So I shared the braincell with Wild and he will be deciding the different challenges to prove the biggest milk enjoyer.

Also I think Wind or Sky wouldn't know what is a cow or that cow milk was a thing (at least Wind probably knows about coconut milk), but neither does Hyrule, living in a cave is tough bruh. Maybe they can try a round as a trio and the best of them goes with one of the pairs, that way a league would work!

Next chapter

SO, FIRST MILK ROUND. A little hint I’ll give you is “corn maze”. Now time to guess: >:·3

Also I'll do like a little comic/drawing for each round of course hehe so please be patient with me if I'm slow 🥺😭

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

am I getting too convoluted if I said Johnny dies Dallas lives n Pony loses his hearing as a result of the way Dallas hits him (to put out the fire) when he pulls him out of the church au??