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Jfc could this day get any more idiotic 🤦🏻♀️🙈
#my posts#silly boys#someone save me from his stupidity 😂#I think he's lost his mind#boy jumped into the lake at the dock going after his sunglasses after they fell off and landed on something sharp#I think it's a fish bone#eww#had to pull it out of his foot#he won't go to the dr#was bleeding all over#and when he pulled himself up out of the water he smashed his thumb inbetween the boat and dock post and fucked up#his nail#the pain on his faceeeee oh my lord 😭#and no....he didn't find his sunnies 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️#dunno why he thought he would 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️#I TOLD him not to hang them on his shirt collar#smh#this isn't the first time and I can guarantee you it will not be the last#I do believe that was pair number 3 😂#prolly just shoulda grabbed the net or literally anything to try and fish it out#dunno why he thought jumping in was a good plan lol#hes so fucking impulsive 🤦🏻♀️ like think babes#mennnn 🙄🙄🙄
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"Don't u know what u're asking me with these?
'Abandon the sea, and stay on land'"
"Are you sure you know~ what u're getting into, Trey-san?"
[x] [x] [x]
#treyjade#AUGH WHEN TREYJADE ARTIST DOES SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WRITING I CAN'T LEAVE ALONE & JUST HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD WITHOUT EXACTLY REPOSTING IMAGES#FIRST LINK FIRST LINK CHECK THE FIRST LINK AUGHHHH!!!!! THE JADE REACTION IS SO MOEEE~~ yes it's kinda different to the way i draw him here#THE SECOND AND THIRD LINKS ARE JUST AS NICE & FUNNY I LEAVE THEM THERE AS A TREAT for treyjaders!!!!!!!#twst#twisted wonderland#jade leech#the description of the third link STABS me right AT THE FUNNY BONE IN MY HEART#'When I was at the sea there was food swimming everywhere...'#JAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEE FSDHSDHSHDSH#HE THINKS THE SEA IS OPEN WORLD CAFETARIA FHSDHSDHSDH#HE'S TOO CUTEEEEE ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I JUST IMAGINE HIM DOING SOMETHING TOTALLY RANDOM AND SUDDENLY HIS HAND JUST WENT AND GRAB A FISH AND PUT IT INTO HIS MOUTH IN A MATTER OF#SECOND FHSDHSDH#AJA DE#AND THIS KEEPS HAPPENING EVERY 5 MINUTES INTERVAL FHSDHSDH#THE SECOND LINK IS JUST GOLD THROUGH AND THROUGH FHSHDSDH#SO MOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TREEEEEYYJJJJJAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Done (heavy quotation marks) with monster Ody @evergreen292 ;)
tbh I couldn’t for the life of me pick a color palette I liked And Render it so I gave up on color. Enjoy the half assery.
Tbh I’ve just been call it Ithacan Naga, but it’s objectively it’s a mix of snake, owl/bird, and human. So 🤷.
Tbh the wings are supposed to be white/gray-brown, cause owls & Hermes, while his scales are supposed to be an oscillating scale from sea green-blue to purple-tinted gray. Uhm. Evidently that sorta didn’t happen but also did. So.
The purple/grayer scales are gonna be more around with the feathers and wings.
Those fin colors are. Too blue and too bright but I love the colors themselves so they’re staying for now.
Uhm. That’s it for now, ig. I’m sorta on a timer rn and I’m tired so <3
The writing bit with this is still in the works (😭)
#Odysseus#epic the musical#Ithacan naga au#guess that’s what we’re calling it#an Ithacan naga would deadass just be an aquatic naga#I think#the feathers and wings are cause he’s Zeus/Hermes’ kin & Athena blessed#tbh the main reason i wanted to color at all is cause I wanted easier differentiation between… everything. and actually draw the scales.#so snakes have this extra (?) bone that connects their skull & jaw which is what lets them extend it. so. ody gets that here.#resting/casual naga ody is like. 7ish ft? anything intimindation or just rising usually reaches 11-12 ft. his full length js 20 ft#naga eyes don’t have any eyelids. it looks very odd on a human (unsettling)#owl eyes don’t really have visible white scelcra#or however you spell it#nor do snakes#unsettling#maybe I’ll caption this later but hhhhh#he’s sorta supposed to be an olive sea snake and fish owl#but fuck colors rn#uhm cause he’s aquatic I suppose he does have to make up with Poseidon… uhm let’s say after everything Seidon picks up a fuss and Athena#argues back n everything and it causes a reallllly big fuss so Zeus (+ others) eventually work smth out that basically amounts to:#Don’t fuckin bother each other (intentionally)#also endgame for naga ody (he can change back and forth dw) is that he gets used to it. he doesn’t advertise it cause he’s sneaky like that#(and after he gets over the self loathing). uhmmm. yeah. It’s great cause NEREID PEN and SEA NAGA ODY#they can go on sea hunts together!!!!#ody CAN fly yes. same logic that lets Hermes fly with 2 small pairs of wings on his ankles and head.#he folds the wings when swimming and the fins fan out underwater. vice versa. his feathers are waterproof.#you can BARELY see the vauge shape of thighs/legs melting into the serpent part btw.#Ari’s art#my art#I’mma add onto this + actually type this out in a post later or smth
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Laddies we got an Au
Long post below the cut and some disturbing imagery, so be advised.
So it takes place after Pearl sunk Abalone and his fleeting. This time however her sisters actually stuck around to check on her after everything and actually managed to help her open up…some how.
Though her heart wasn’t stained black she will never be the same.
However she was able to build up the strength to talk to Lord Oyster again. She never fully forgave him for giving away her pearl, but he was there after the attacks to take care of the pirates who had somehow managed to avoid dying to take them to justice. This showed the mermaids that some cookies could be trusted. Because of this Pearl became a guardian for The House of Oyster and oh boy did that do wonders for their reputation!
With her making peace with all her pain she didn’t fully become Black Pearl and is kinda grey(-ish purple) I need to work on her design a bit more obviously, but she followed a lot closer to Crimson and takes her job as a protector seriously enough. Some may wonder if she enjoys a good fight more than defending her friends.
Also her sister and Frilled Jellyfish have her tokens to try and brighten her up some.
Through all this Lord Oyster swore he would redeem himself to his moon (she asked him not to call her that anymore lol) So he dedicated a good chunk of resources to trying to locate her pearl! This mission was passed down through the generations until finally…
Oyster Cookie had finally gotten a big lead and was able to send one of the best captains and his crew out to try and recover it.
Unfortunately they ran into a slight problem.
The sea the pearl was said to be found in was rough and could capsize a ship twice their size. Caviar wanted to go alone, but with a crew as stubborn as he they braved it together as one! (Candy Diver died in a different accident and Caviar still managed to find them and bring them aboard because he’s just that good at sniffing out crew mates.)
Alas it wasn’t just a storm.
It was a trap.
A band of pirates forged a letter hoping Oyster herself would show up so they could get a nice tidy ransom, but when a harder than nails crew showed up in their place they were far from pleased.
The Salty Shark crew hold their ground well, but being outnumbered four to one never seems to end in your favour.
Caviar was the last to go down and was thrown overboard to his watery grave like the rest of his crew. After The Silent’s crew was demolished completely the pirates set out to “commandeer” her, but immediately things started to go wrong for them. Things went so wrong that at least two were killed on their scramble to get off the boat while many more met their soggy fates as they threw themselves overboard in preference to whatever was on their with them.
Guess what movie franchise this is based on :D
As the legend says the captain pulled himself up out of the deep that night and sails his waters of the Duskgloom searching for his crew to bring them safely aboard and finally leave that damned place. However the captain’s kindness runs short with strangers who cross his path, especially those who fly the skull and crossbones.
The Silent is still under his full command and all orders are carried out will full efficiency.
Now Oyster wanted the return of her pearl to be a surprise with a big celebration after, but when the captain never returned and those she sent to look for him disappeared she had few other choices than to send her most capable guard.
#black pearl cookie#captain caviar cookie#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#oh his I don’t want to tag all those characters#uhh#candy diver cookie#oyster cookie#lord oyster cookie#swap au#caviar didn’t actually kill his rescue crew. he just kinda dumped them on an island because they freaked the fuck out when they saw him#also they tried to take him out of there without his crew and as we all know “no cookie left behind!#they might end up dead there tho. it’s not a very big island.#the oysters are fun to draw tho! why did no one tell me this?#pls look how I drew blue in that dumb fuck family guy death pose with a comidic amount of strawberry jelly#I think it’s dumb and funny#also the face caviar’s ‘bones’ are coral that got stuck in his dough because cookies don’t have bones#AND HIS HAIR IS REPLACED WITH KELL (except for the caviar because it fit real well)#originally I was going to give him a puffer fish that hung out by his side or on his belt but then I was like he already has Candy Diver’s#eyes on his headband. do I really need to be any more in the nose here?#body horror#blood
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Do you think you'll ever draw some nsfw art with your fem designs?
oh absolutely!! thank you for the interest in my fem!trek designs 🥺 not sure if you had a ship or prompt in mind (in which case...👀👀👀 lmk) but i found this scribble of f!spones being really sappy that i forgot i had in my notes. so here you go anon <333 (full view here on my ao3!)
#star trek#star trek fanart#star trek tos#star trek the original series#spones#spones fanart#i should totally make a spice tag...#trek spice#there we go?#bones x spock#spock#bones mccoy#leonard mccoy#spock fanart#fem!trek au#dust trek aus#i think im just gonna start using the uss enterprise as a sticker thing every time lmao.#fish want me for my ability to freehand the uss enterprise (ncc-1701) at will....#thank u for the ask anon ilu and ur impeccable taste in women
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Two days later, he checked in at a hospital as “Lynn Compton” in full WWII gear to get it re-stitched.
#omg first the fish bone incident and now this 😭😭#the pic is the injury but i think it’s the aftermath of the doctor visit and not shane’s doing bc those are too neat#band of brothers#hbo war#doc roe#easy company#eugene roe#gene roe#101st airborne#shane taylor#neal mcdonough#buck compton#bob cast interview snippets
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one of my favorite kinds of doodle: take the letters that spell out the name of a thing and use them to create the shape of that thing!!! (if you can't read any of these, they will be written out below <3)
going top down, left to right:
bone; butterfly; bee; joy; moth
kitty cat; snail; love; spongebob squarepants
eye; puppy dog; candy; wally darling; dolphin
hand; the element of kindness; lollypop; pencil
#dandy's doodles#word art#<- is that what it's called?#spongebob squarepants#fluttershy#wally darling#kin#not heavily tagging those guys cuz it seems unnecessary#anyway. i started doing this after being inspired by an artist friend at school#who would do this with the word fish and draw it everywhere (including the school desks!)#the first design i made was the bone one. and now i just love to doodle like this#it's such a fun exercise of creativity - in both drawing and writing letters#which letters will go where in the shape? how much can i distort this letter and still have it recognizable?#the shape and the letters then go hand in hand to form meaning#even if a letter is a bit squashed and misshapen you can still read it based on the word the shape represents#like yeah the b in bone looks really weird but you can tell it's a b because it's a bone#and the same goes for the d in hand#i think the hardest to read is moth. it was so hard to squish the letters in there#i'd recommend trying this out!!#a nice and challenging exercise is using a more complicated shape with a longer phrase#that's what i did with fluttershy and that turned out really cool!!! well i think so anyway :]
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Ichor's back again! Decided to do some exercises with my silliest traumatized Sans, and the one that ended up sticking was the Cute Outfit doodles!
#utmv#utmv sans#my art#spot!drawn#ichor sans#ichor#punishment sans#catacombtale#Ichor's normal everday wear is id usual canon design! nice sweater scarf that was a gift from his bro and a comfy t-shirt and sweats#the formal wear is just something spiffy (His grillby: Chance definitely dressed him) and he loves koi so it's embroidered#with lil koi fish! and he *can* tie a tie but with the collar on it doesn't exactly feel comfy soooo he'd leave it untied#his pjs are definitely something he'd wear (that nice faded blue w/ a dumb saying) but it's also a direct rip-off of#an outfit I used to wear as pjs around the time I designed him! (He doesn't even like women#he just thinks pick-up lines are fun)#and the last one felt pretty self explanitory. i just kinda wanted to draw his bones and debate giving him a chest wound for the#bajillionth time (I never give him one-)#and the Collar and Manacles are part of his story and are non-removable hense why they stayed on the whole time 🫡#love Ichor immensely lmao#this one is definitely going back into my queue btw. you will see him again.
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Behold, Merman Batman
#merfolk au#merman#batman#bruce wayne#bat ray#ray#ray fish#I wanted to make him a ray so his kids can still hide under him like his cloak#art#ibispaintx#I like to think that the merfolk make larger weapons from things like whale bones#seeing as wood rots and metal rusts#Clothing is mostly decorationaland shows things like status or where a merfolk is from
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goretober day 6: Transformation
this mermaid concept is not mine!!! it is cool as hell and comes from my homeboy @ch1ck3n-t03s
#original#mermaids#goretober#crisisgoretober2024#RAUHGHHH. THIS MERMAID CONCEPT IS SO FUCKING COOL DO YOU EVEN GET IT. DO YOU EVEN GET IT#IM ALWAYS FOREVER THINKING ABOUT THIS. COOLEST FUCKING MERMAID CONCEPT IVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE#they have CULTURE because they ARE people and they have to live once transformed and they have to live with each other#but everyone who is a mermaid was once human and they are linked by this horrifying painful often deadly process#which strips them of their agency and takes from them everything they knew up to and including their own bodies#if they breathe through the fish gills do their lungs fill with water? do they drown as they are taken by the fish#the fish are not intelligent but the humans ARE. once they merge they both change irreversibly and the mermaid has no choice but to condemn#someone else to the same fate they fell to if they want to continue their species#AUCH. and it's right there in the space between biologically feasible and sci fi 'no fucking way' that scratches my brain#like yeah dude. show me mermaid parasitism on a huge scale. show me massive symbiosis in which the two fuse together to form one individual#im thinkin this one is maybe a few weeks after the chomp. the scars are fresh but the fish has started the fusing#it doesn't need the eye anymore and so it's started to reabsorb. the mouth is fusing to the human body#the human legs are mostly dissolved but i imagine the bones are still intact which is why u can kind of see the knee through the eel#and it bends more drastically at the hip because the pelvis hasn't been digested yet. the fish's teeth have dissolved#the fins are still backwards in regards to how large a dorsal vs ventral fin should be because the fish is backward on the human part#it's so fucking cool dude. i love fucked up mermaids#i dont even care about my mermaids cause i aint never doing anything as cool as these bitches. what the fuck. mermaid parasitism. fuck yes#im late for the prompt once more but who care. im doing my thang. peacesign peacesign peacesign
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Don't think I've seen this question make the rounds before, so:
Do any of your OCs hunt/fish/trap? Who taught them, and why do they do it? Do they have preferred gear or quarry?
#question brought to you by hunting coming up in all my classes simultaneously and bringing it back to mind#fishing is in here bc it ends up in these irl convos but I suppose it does feel like a gimme after gw2 added it#(and it's popularity as a minigame in many games as well)#but here I'll go first. my ex mordrem Merlin fur-traps in the shiverpeaks for income#he'll eat the meat of what he catches and splits w/ his nightmare hound (do u think fern/nm hounds can swallow bird bones? much 2 think abt#less wasteful and lessens what he has to pack when camping out in remote places for long periods of time#he was a deadshot with a bow as a young sprout but mordremoth got him early and uh. well that bow ended up integrating with his arm#which is why he's missing his right :) that's a story in and of itself though#but yeah so no bow-hunting or any marksmanship really#though he can throw an axe pretty well if needed#alright I have others but it's bedtime and this is a tag novella already#gw2#<- will it even find its way into the tag? who can say LOL anyways gnite! or good morning!
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HADES ➤ [5/?]
#hades#hadesedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#aartyom#swordcoasts#userarklay#userbrujah#usercoffeebucko#userkarlo#usermorvaris#userredacted#usersteelport#nucleargifs#*h#i love the fishing mechanic i don't do it enough... i keep hearing the PING and then i just. leave <3 LMFAO#blue gifs made by bones??? more likely than you think. apparently
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Army of Darkness (1992)
"Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts?"
"Nope. Just me, baby. Just me."
#army of darkness#evil deadology#horror imagery#horror film#1992#american cinema#sam raimi#ivan raimi#bruce campbell#embeth davidtz#marcus gilbert#ian abercrombie#richard grove#timothy patrick quill#bridget fonda#patricia tallman#michael earl reid#ted raimi#bill moseley#joseph loduca#danny elfman#i get why this is as beloved as it is but regretfully i think it's my least favourite of the og trilogy; i still had a whale of a time but#where fhe first film was a stripped down pared back bone chiller of an exercise in pure horror and the second built on that to stir in some#deeply funny absurdist black comedy‚ this one kind of foregoes the horror all together to concentrate on being a zany comedy film about a#fish out of water. ok so it's still quite gloopy in places‚ but the sense of dread‚ the palpable horror is gone. Campbell is still superb#of course and Ash is still very baby girl. but he and Raimi are mostly going for straight laughs instead of uncomfortable giggles#the laughing scene in ED2 is the perfect Moment of these films: an absolute nailing of the blend of disturbing uncanny with absurd ott goof#i missed that blend a little. still a great time like i say and still a worthy third film in an unlikely triumph of an indie trilogy
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love hate relationship with fried fish
#cw food talk#☆— yapping#just spent the past idk how long deboning some fish#wasn't even that much of it#just a part of the fish#gave up near the end so might end up with bones regardless#was doing it for so long my leg went numb#knee and below#i could've done this quicker if i did it like my mom#she would rush it but always ends up with like 5 bones still there so i don't really see the point#might as well just take it slow and not choke#maybe this why ppl don't like fish#actually now i'm curious#for anyone that doesn't like fish i wanna know why#like ik ppl don't like it but i don't think i've ever been told why
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WHY DID I JUST GET A PERSON ASKING ME TO TAG GORE.
#i dont even think i posted any gore today ive been in fuckoff brainweird world. hello????????#not answering it because its an anon. but like. hello?#are tou new here? my header is literally animal bones. im the whalefall guy.#if you cannot handle regular discussions about the beauty of rot and decay i think maybe you should not be here <3#fucking . tag your pomegranates ass sentence. hello???? i regularly talk about blood and gore and horror its some of my favorite things#i think i need 2 start posting more gore actually.#blahblahblah#like. its almost disrespectful.#<< JOKING. /LH. BUT LIKE. COME ON. ITS LIKE ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT#who would i be without my goreposting. just ljke. some regular dude who likes fish in a normal way i guess????#isnt even weird about my job of cutting open fish every day?????#thats so fucking awful anf boring. go somewhere else. i almost never tag gore unlsss its like. extreme.#and even then like.... sometimes i dont bother . that shits for ME baby#ALSO.?? LIKE. I ALREADY DO TAG HORROR. more as an organization thing for myself but like. i do in fact have a horror tag.#im just????? baffled. the audacity. just dont follow me man
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i hope to god the 'penelope rejects colin's marriage proposal' trope isn't in the season. i hate the idea that he would completely break her boundaries after she says no. i hate the idea of penelope telling him something and him disregarding it when their whole thing is that he listens to her. i hate how this trope is a complete misread of his character. i hate the lack of recognition that colin respects penelope too much to go 'nah, she just needs some convincing'.
and i think the 'well??? are you gonna marry me or not????' scene in the carriage when penelope falls flat on her face from shock straight onto the cobblestones is cute, actually, and i will never be sorry for it
#polin#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#bridgerton s3#listen i respect people writing what they want#make your fics and your fanart and all that!#but i love that this couple features a man who is respectful of boundaries and apologizes and cares deeply about other people#and i don't think 'no i won't marry you' 'eeeeeeeh you just need me to ask you a few more times' is. . .uh. . .keeping with that character#give me penelope open mouthed like a fish going 'huh? you? me? marry???' and colin like 'are you gonna give me an answer before it rains?'#when it is dry as a bone w/ clear skies and she says so and he replies with 'yeah well at this rate we'll be here long after it starts'#all teasingly before she accepts#ANY DAY#that shit is adorable
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