#I only speak the truth
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i rhink i deserve to have a transfem faggot coworker who i can make out with on company time it would make my life a whole lot easier
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In my danny phantom, val and danny wouldve WON
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if Jon and Martin ever had TikTok pre-getting together, Jon would have a blank account and only repost videos of funny cats and Jon would also absolutely stalk Martin’s page obsessively and like melt a little bit every time he saw Martin’s cutely edited baking/cooking attempts
#i only speak the truth#this is a little bit personal experience but no matter#lgbtq#the magnus archives#asexual#tma podcast#jon archivist#jarchivist#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jon sims#tma au#tma headcanons
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I just wanna say, the Hazbin Wikia is full of so much misinformation and there’s also so many OCs that people add too which is so annoying. ALSO they haven’t broken up, so why did someone edit it to say ex??? Omfg we haven’t seen them talk it out yet godddd
#hazbin charlie#hazbin vaggie#hazbin hotel#chaggie#this wiki makes me wanna die#i only speak the truth#I just needed photos for color reference
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Boy I sure do love my children that got forced into the television business and their morally grey friend that could have stopped it/helped them out, but don't. :D
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ethan "i'm not looking to be fish food" winters and leon "think you can swallow me whole, huh?" kennedy could have been besties.
#i only speak the truth#kings of the dumbest one-liners (affectionate) <3#ethan winters#leon kennedy#resident evil#re7#re8#re4r#re4#posting.txt
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percy still short idc what anyone says there is no way this guy is taller than annabeth. i refuse to argue with anyone about this
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NEW URL YAHOO YIPPEE
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Shizuo Heiwajima is gay.
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Hiromi loses his erection immediately if you even jokingly refer to him as “Daddy”. A shudder rushes the length of his spine leaving him cold, clammy and with a tension headache breaking out across his brow.
“No… just no.” He whines with a shake of his head, lamenting the loss of the moment passing between you whilst he readjusts his softening length back inside his underwear.
“It was a damn joke, Hiro! Oh, for goodness sake.”
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Todo is mixed. You can not convince me otherwise. He has a black dad idc if they show his parents later on or if he doesn’t have any at all. I know this man has some wavy/curly hair that he takes care of daily. Gege whispered it to me in a dream so it got to be true.
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The original had Ragnar, Uhtred, and Erik, so I fixed it.... now it is perfect! 😌
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Calvin and Hobbes except Damian is Calvin and Steph is Hobbes.
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very painfully fanon things should be illegalized
#he would not fucking say that#he would not fucking do that#!!!!!#infantilization#get out#idolization#fuck you#ooc#leave immediately#i only speak the truth#and consume the truth#sephiroth
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shmk made out after tanabata drefes btw
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If the world ended and I got to choose what song played in the background there are only 5 possible options
1) Claire de lune
2) Bitter Sweet Symphony
3) Champagne Supernova
4) I Know The End
5) All Things End
They're very 'end of the world' songs you know?
#I will take no arguments#yes I think about this all the time#maybe two of these are a very British choice#but I'm not going to apologise#I only speak the truth
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