goobers-first-words-were
Goob is Learning Words.
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We’re goobers. You may find yourself surrounded by high amounts of silly geese. Hear them honk.
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goobers-first-words-were · 25 days ago
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My cousin and I were talking about where each sander sides were located in the room and my cousin stated “I know the inside of Thomas Sander’s house better than I remember the layout of my childhood home.” We were both very amused by this.
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goobers-first-words-were · 2 months ago
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Dear Lord, thank you for this goop!
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goobers-first-words-were · 2 months ago
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Goop.
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goobers-first-words-were · 2 months ago
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I’m close enough to the stage that if I rushed the stage I think I could bite his ankles
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goobers-first-words-were · 3 months ago
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I have the blessing of making people laugh but I have the curse of making people pee themselves every time I do… I have been thinking about this my whole life.
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goobers-first-words-were · 4 months ago
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Welcome to my Fortnite live stream. Today we will be cremating my friend.
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goobers-first-words-were · 4 months ago
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Just came back from eating a bunch of expired marshmallows
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goobers-first-words-were · 4 months ago
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POV: we’re both full of chili
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goobers-first-words-were · 4 months ago
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I ate… my… neighbor.
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goobers-first-words-were · 4 months ago
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Grandpa, prepare to get built
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