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*listening to the sound of Minecraft gameplay to go to sleep*

It’s like a mother’s heartbeat

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New goober moment: having a loud laugh is so funny because you’ll be laughing so hard at something and think everyone finds it so funny and is laughing with you; only to stop laughing and it’s dead silent

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Genuinely something my cousin asked with full sincerity

ACAB? Assigned Cop at Birth???

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ACAB? Assigned Cop at Birth???

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Ah, it’s 12 o’clock exactly. The perfect time for French Toast. As is every other time.

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My cousin and I were talking about where each sander sides were located in the room and my cousin stated “I know the inside of Thomas Sander’s house better than I remember the layout of my childhood home.” We were both very amused by this.

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Dear Lord, thank you for this goop!

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Goop.

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I’m close enough to the stage that if I rushed the stage I think I could bite his ankles

:D

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I have the blessing of making people laugh but I have the curse of making people pee themselves every time I do… I have been thinking about this my whole life.

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Welcome to my Fortnite live stream. Today we will be cremating my friend.

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Just came back from eating a bunch of expired marshmallows

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POV: we’re both full of chili

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I ate… my… neighbor.

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Grandpa, prepare to get built