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Hazbin hotel server for adults only (it’s still pretty tame and not explicit, I just don’t want to interact with kids) looking for some active members that want to share fanart, fanfics, show theories, do polls, and more!!

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Elphaba: [imitating Galinda] I'm Galinda Upland Arduenna. I'm better than everyone else. Oh, I'm so important. Pfannee, Shenshen, carry me because my pretty ass is above such trivialism as walking. Galinda: You think my ass is pretty?

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As someone who is both dyslexic and adhd, i am SO HERE for the dyslexic adhd glinda headcanons! Like yes hello?? Gimme!

Like, Imagine Glinda, whos parents are in denial and say she just needs to *try harder*, struggling to keep up with classwork, and all her essays are full of incorrect spelling, and Elphaba, who realises this and begins to read aloud just so Glinda can follow along and keep up with schoolwork.

Glinda, who, as many others have headcanoned, only just passing, but shes FUCKING BRILLIANT at things like potions that are hands on/practical.

Glinda, who CANNOT seem to just sit still and in silence. Its quiet in their dorm? No, Glinda is singing or humming. She changes how shes sitting 500 times a minute, taps her nails against the desk, doodles or draws when trying to read. Like gimme gimme adhd dyslexic glinda.

I just- am so here for it, as someone who loves that headcanon i will be using that in the future. Thankyall to the peeps whove been using said headcanon in their fics, i fuckin LOVE it

That is all XD thankyou lol

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Not sure what is happening here but it's definitely something gay

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Join my new hazbin hotel server!!

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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oomf requested this on twitter and i delivered

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The continued adventures of Detective Agnes and her "K9 unit" Señor Scratchy

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Agatha: I can’t stand you

Rio: then sit

Rio: on my face

Agatha: ….

Agatha: well if you insist…

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The best thing ever is that y'all KNOW Aubrey is going to be so happy to flex that she's Kathryn's baby daddy the second Disney/Marvel allows it

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hizzie from jen's pov is so funny to me because like she literally meets this random murdery blonde vampire who's about to go hunt down someone named hope mikaelson (lizzie gives this information with no context and jen is just confused) and then later that same blonde girl arrives on the scene where this "hope mikaelson" person is threatening to beat jen to death with her arms and is like. "hey bitch" with a weirdly fond smile and hope has a fond little smile back even though lizzie was not even an hour ago planning to hunt down this no-chill extremely violent brunette with a stake. i mean like, honestly, no wonder jen said "whatever this is i don't want any part of it" because i would have said the exact same thing lol

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romance is NOT dead. agatha sank the goddamn titanic for her lover romance is not dead .

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Probably a minor detail compared to everything else this episode, but VERY cool that Kesha seems to have stayed on as Bee's VA.

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Agatha hates her birthday. It's the day she was born. The day her life — so hated by her own mother — began. Where all her unhappiness had started.

Rio loves Agatha's birthday. After all, it was the day the love of her life came into the world. It was when she — without even realizing it — felt her heartbeat for the first time. It was the exact moment when the light and darkness of her entire existence came together in one body.