#he would not fucking do that

[fernsnailz]

ok wait what's everyone's character assassination pet peeve. like a trait writers or fans will give a character that is fairly insignificant but so blatantly ooc that it ignites the most primal of rage. mine is whenever i see sonic the hedgehog smoking

[green-tea217]

Leo ‘I’d let the world burn’ Valdez

[purplink8]

Can I be real for a second? I don't think L giving a foot massage to Light was very in-character of him. Like manga!L would've totally scoffed at how pathetic anime!L appeared when he did that.

I like the rain scene bc it's really pretty (also Light MOANS bc of L? *sighs* yeah i ship lawlight) but I'm always so ?? at anime!L's behavior? The anime made L way too melancholic and y'know self-deprecating kinda guy. In contrast, manga!L (whom I love to death) is so so confident in doing what he's doing and has the time of his life during the Kira case as he's intellectually challenged (by Light) as he figures out the case little by little.

I don't get where the anime creators got the idea that L is a very sad character who cares about justice so much so that he's actually Justice itself? Manga!L enjoys solving cases. I'm not saying that L doesn't care about justice at all- just that he cares more about winning.

So, the anime creators looked at a character who cares about winning (& his own ego) than everything else and decided to... make him give a foot massage to his nemesis (surprise surprise bible symbolism featuring L as Jesus *🤮* coming up) apparently due to accepting Light's (boy's first debut as Judas) 'betrayal' how can there be betrayal when there was no trust between them in the first place and saying "It is the least I can do to atone for my sins"...

The only way I could've made a little sense of this is if L was mocking Kira with that line but the anime just had to go above & beyond to make it (L's actions) seem too genuine for that to be true. which is. so. FRUSTRATING

Manga!L wouldn't have done anything like that. Not even ironically (he'd have thought it to be below him for pretending to be accepting his defeat mockingly to Kira). Even Manga!L's not enough of a bastard to try to compare himself with Jesus (and just after knowing (god knows how) that he's going to die)- like that's too stupid omg: even for a mockery.

Does he actually think that Light would pick up on the (him as Jesus) symbolism and be like 'oh no! L is too noble like Jesus to die by my betrayal i'm such a bad judas how come i NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE'... and decide to spare L's life? Or embrace his inner Judas like the bad bitch he is and finish L for that godawful mockery of Jesus?

Whenever I think about Anime!Light's in-character reaction I crack up as it would be smth like 'wow this guy who graduated summa cum laude from torture university is pretending to be Jesus? lol what a real piece of work. would've expected better from you L: so pathetic lmao i hope rem kills you soon i'm so done with you rn- rip 💀'

Manga!L (if he knew he were going to die (don't know how that's possible in the anime; still we're talking about how the anime creators seem to see L as Jesus so ~anything is possible~) that is) would never go 'guess i'll die' accept his defeat offering a foot massage to his enemy and inwardly throw a pity party being all "… It'll be lonely, won't it?" GIRL you were the one going on & about how you'd EXECUTE Kira once you catch him on live tv (also saying that you'd bring Kira's head to the task force) I REALLY doubt you'd feel lonely if either one of you were to die- that (killing each other) was the point!!

Manga!L is a selfish character: he values his victory above all else so the anime making him accept defeat that easily + gracefully doesn't sit well with me.

[beach--farm]

I was 10 chapters into reading a longfic and the author had Harvey prescribe a naturopathic turmeric remedy and I'd never abandoned something so quickly. Ugh. He would not fucking do that.

[radio-ghost-cooks]

to everyone saying Carmy would cook u food if u forgot to eat: no the fuck he would not

that man comes home every day and flops down on the couch and falls asleep with a bag of doritos on his stomach watching Julia Child. he would be thrilled to have company in his "im so sick of cooking (for the day)" stupor.

that man is "ghost of mariano's" personified. he is watching lots of tv, giving up om his sleeping, and trying not to hate himself! he is eating shit that makes you feel like a lazy greasy motherfucker!!

he obviously cares a hell of a lot about everyone, but at the end of the day he's still a dumbass who doesn't own curtains. he's probably 1/3rd of all peanut butter and jelly sandwich supplies sales in Chicago.

Carmy would grab you a second bag of chips and cut his pb&j in half so you could have some. his ass is not whipping out his knives any time past 10pm.

[starhunter21]

Not to sound like a pretentious book purist or anything, but Daemon?? Daemon look at me, this isn’t you.

[sonicattos]

pov you know nothing about shadow the hedgehog:

WHEREZ THE “SPOILS THE SHIT OUT OF HIS KID AND IS EXTREMELY PROUD OF THEM AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT THEM FUNNY” OPTION????

[bronzetomatoes]

Before making a post about Luke you should remind yourself "this is the world's weirdest monk with a deep sadness to him" before and after typing it out. Just to see if your post makes sense in that context

[absolutelyzoned]

every time a stoic closed off male character is written as a perverted freak an angel blows their brains out

[king-mera]

I caught a glimpse of a deleted scene of Podcast smoking a vape and I. I want to walk into the woods and never return.

[cosmicdenro]

so i had a thought that i hate myself thinking for

[princessofgames]

[gaystan]

anti stan throwing up on kyle rights activist get that shit away from me

[crimsonfeatheredraven]

You know a Jason Todd fic don't know shit about Jason Todd when they have him:

Make misogynistic remarks/talk all types of ways to women

Let his guns/knives/safehouses be dirty/disorganized

[westaysilly]

i feel like some of you people dont even know the guy

[tumblezwei]

Every time I see the fandom group Ratio in with the Genius Society members and make them friends with each other it's like