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This is what I do instead of what I should be doing. (=ŕ° ŕąŕ° ÜŤŕ° ŕąŕ° =)⍠Anyways! Good morning. Today I wanted to post something but everything is still very much work in progress so... In the meantime, have this. I know I'm in doodle city right now, but I got a few animations I'm working on for the Cliffjumper ask blog (One is almost done!) and animations that aren't related to the ask blog. Getting back into making animation memes after two years... (I was too lazy to draw my sona so I drew Fixit instead-)
#transformers#doodle#shitpost#transformers rid2015#fixit#fixit transformers#maccadam#I need coffee...#I kin him so much#I need to stop procrastinating
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guys i didn't sleep because the body pain was so bad ... BUT I GIFFED ALL OF LOKI IN THE DARK WORLD & RAGNAROK. someone give me my award i'm ready to give my acceptance speech.
#Ëâ§âş シ Ë Âˇ out of fidelity. // ooc.#this is me now#0.0#i need coffee...#but i'm vibin#or just overly tired...
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Anyway, I'm gonna spend my free time today sketching that Demiurge x Lina idea and then I'm gonna take Phainon for a walk through the wheat fields because canon? Never heard of that.
#krokus talks#I need coffee...#I woke up and saw the trailer#I don't think my brain is working yet lol
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good morning, sugar cubes!!!
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I need your help with a hypothesis!
For context: My linguistics professor and I got into a discussion after a test she did with us, and I was of the opinion that the reason for the results was different from the one she offered, so she encouraged me to test my theory.
What I need
All you need to do is draw a coffee cup (with a handle, not the disposable stuff) and then answer three questions.
I don't need to see the coffee cup. You can draw it wherever you like; on a piece of paper, digitally, in the sand, on a foggy window. Anything works. It does not have to be good. A doodle is fine.
You have to draw the coffee cup before you see the questions. This is very important. If you decide to help me with this, please doodle the coffee cup before you keep reading.
Assuming you have drawn the coffee cup, I now need you to answer these three questions:
On which side did you draw the handle?
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Do you primarily write using the Latin alphabet or a different one? (please specify which)
More context
Most people will draw the handle on the right side. My professor says it's because most people are right-handed, so they draw the handle in the direction that would be comfortable for them to pick up.
I said drawing it on the right side just felt more comfortable to my hand and argued it's probably because we write a bunch of letters like that. B, b, D, P, p, R all look like a tiny "handle on the right side" and are all a straight line followed by a round one (so "cup first, handle second," like most people draw cups). The Latin alphabet doesn't have letters like that that face the other way, except maybe d, depending on how you write it, so it makes sense to me that people writing mostly Latin letters would go with the handle on the right side.
Which means that I need to know what Asians, Arabs and Greeks do and if the distribution of left and right sides of handles differs from the Latin alphabet group. Cyrillic seems to favor right, too, though it'd be interesting to see if there are differences.
If there are, my theory is right. Doubly so if there is a sizeable increase in a group whose alphabet has letters that benefit the left side choice.
So feel free to spread this to as many people as you like and put the answers in the comments or the tags of a reblog. The more answers I get, the better I can assess whose theory is better.
Thank you for your help!
#language#linguistics#latin#greek#cyrillic#arabic#hebrew#chinese#japanese#korean#thai#sanskrit#there are way too many languages and scripts to add#but I hope these help out most folks with the tags at least#right-handed#left-handed#right side#left side#oh disposable coffee cups#the bane of my hypothesis#it needs to be a cup with a handle please#sorry for the confusion
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Dick âhas been a barista like 90 times over 50 years of comics Graysonâ can absolutely prepare whatever drink you want him too. He can also guess/ judge what your go to order is.
With the bats
He can guess what WILL be there favorite even if theyâve never tried it before
ââââââ
Bruce on 13 mins of sleep fucking exhausted but even Alfred isnât giving him shit bc they HAVE TO crack this case: hrn
Dick plopping a take away coffee cup in front of him: DRINK
Bruce goes through a quick is this my son or a shapeshifter, mind control, demon situation before deciding fuck it we ball and taking a sip: this⌠tastes different
Dick: yeah
Bruce âactual freak who grumbles when coffee isnât bitter enoughâ Wayne: this is good
Dick: yeah itâs a red eye
Bruce: hrn
Dick: yeah no problem B
ââââââ
Jay (just got done fighting aliens and needs to get back to whatever he was doing before) : get me a Drink as black as my soul
Dick: sure
Dick brings back the drink from the kitchen
Dick: strawberry iced matcha with oat milk right here for you
Jay: what the fuck Goldie
Dick: I saw you sobbing at the notebook a week ago donât play tough with me and donât fucking lie we both know you like tea more.
Jay sputtering: Donât PLAY TOUGH? BROTHER I PUT A BUNCH OF HEADS A BAG AND MADE THE UNDERWORLD INTO MY BITCH
Dick: yes yes Jay now go drink your tea and run along
(It is the best fucking thing heâs ever tried, bought a matcha making kit as soon as he got him, has denied it ever since but Dick doesnât buy it and keeps making him the drink)
âââââ-
Tim:
Dick:
Tim:
Dick:
Tim:
Dick: youâre a heathen
Tim: proudly
Dick: fine take the monster and go OH MY GOD
ââââââââ
Steph wincing at the taste of a latte: thereâs something seriously wrong with this place, no matter how much sugar I add itâs just bitter
Dick: yeah Steph itâs bc they burn the beans to get more use of em
Dick: you could add all the cream and milk you want itâs not gonna do shit
Steph: ugh this is the only coffee spot on my campus in so screwed
Dick pulling out a takeaway coffee cup: donât worry I brought you some from home
Steph: Jesus fuck this is delicious
Dick: upside down sweet almond latte with caramel and double espresso
Steph: shouldâve married into the family with Tim god damn
Dick: Cass is still an option
Steph: what
Dick: what
ââââââââââ-
Dick:
Duke:
Dick:
Duke:
Dick: youâre one of Timâs heathens arenât you
Duke: just because I like energy drinks more doesnât mean I donât LIKE coffee
Dick grumbling: shouldâve left you with the cops
Duke: what was that? I didnât hear you
Dick thrusting the coffee cup at him: just take it, end my suffering
Duke: oh damn thatâs good⌠what is it
Dick:âŚ. Itâs Vietnamese style coffee
Duke: fuck I might I have to switch, Jesus thatâs good
Dick vaguely smug: another victory
âââââ
Dick: hey Cass
Cass: busy⌠like you should be
Dick: yeah, yeah I have like 6 mins of free time left before I have to meet up with Robin (Tim) for an op
Dick: anyway i made you strawberry hot chocolate
Cass: this isnât coffee
Dick: it has 180 milligrams of caffeine
Cass: how?
Dick: donât ask difficult questions
Dick: where the hell did she go?
Dick: is this how everyone else feels about us?
ââââââ
Damian: I want coffee
Dick: youâre an infant, no
Damian: IM 15 GRAYSON
Dick: a certifiable baby
Damian: I hate you
Dick: you would hate me more if you stunted your growth and ended up Tim sized
Tim: HEY!
Damian: this is true⌠apologies Richard
#dick grayson#nightwing#batman#jason todd#batfam#tim drake#bruce wayne#damian wayne#batfamily#Tim will be Robin forever#Stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain#my boy knows his drinks#dick is a coffee snob#Tim whump fics should begin with dick disowning Tim for putting a red bull in his coffee#not bc he needs the caffeine#but bc Dick painstakingly made him coffee which he hates and I wants the flavor#energy drink child Tim Drake#Steph gives almond latte so bad donât ask questions#Jason drinks tea exclusively
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One Hell Of a Trip - Saja Boys x Reader
Wanings: Demon pacts I suppose? Not explicitly explained. Word Count: 1.3k Pairings: Saga Boys x Reader
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You shouldâve never made a pact with a demon. Multiple demons, apparently.
Regardless of your religious beliefs, you knew that personally contacting the reins of Hell was a stupid, crazy idea. But then again, you were only human.
And humans needed to eat.
Didnât they?
âI'll die if I don't do this,â you murmured, voice ever so soft, echoing in the dimly lit room. âOr maybe I will if I do. Heavens, this is so stupid⌠Lady, are you sure this will work?â
â
It had all started on a quiet street. Youâd been walking with no real purpose, when you encountered an old lady â a beggar, by the looks of it.
Youâd offered her kindness.
It was the only thing you could offer, realistically. You had nothing on you. Nothing at home, either. In fact, in a few days, you might not even have a home.
The lady seemed enamored by your sweetness and handed you a little flyer.
âThe man who gave me this was very sure of its usefulness,â she said. âMaybe it'll help you. You seem like you need it.â
Ouch.
Even if she meant well. Ouch.
Still, desperate, you unfolded the flyer and read it. It was a crumpled old piece of paper â photoshopped and funny-looking, like it was made by middle schoolers promoting their DnD club.
Not judging, tho.
You held it in your hand and almost laughed at the absurdity. What if?
Realistically, what could go wrong?
Itâs not like demons actually existed.
And if they did⌠maybe theyâd pity you. In your sleepless, starved state, this seemed like a genuinely great idea.
Which is what brought you to this very moment âSitting on the floor of your tiny apartment, placing candles in a circle like some cursed Pinterest board. âFirst time summoning a demon⌠hope you donât mind the mess, Hell Lord,â you giggled to yourself at the pitiful joke and sat in the middle of the room.
What should you even say?
âOh⌠hear ye, hear ye, demons,â you tried awkwardly. âHelp me progress in my job⌠um, I really need it to live. Iâll return the favor if you let me live a decent life. "You looked around. âIâll be bound to youâŚ?â
.
.
.
Right.
What were you even expecting?
Candles bursting into flames?
A thunderclap?
The Hell Lord himself popping in through the wall?
âWell, would you look at that.â
A voice. Low and raspy, but with a slight youthful ring to it.
âOur plan keeps getting easier, doesnât it, boys?â A series of soft laughs filled the room.
Your entire body tensed â and froze.
âNow, little one. We appreciate your help. Weâll gladly take you as ours.âYour neck almost snapped from how fast you turned toward the voice. You saw a tall figure â and before you could think, you grabbed the closest candle and threw it at them.
âTHE HELL?!â
You kept throwing the lit candles like your life depended on it. And well⌠it kind of did. The entrance was blocked by figures.
Shadowed, unmoving.
âWho are you?! All of you?! I swear, Iâll break your necks if you come any closer!â You grabbed a nearby pillow and held it up with both arms.Your gaze flicked from figure to figure. They were tilting their heads forward⌠until they all slowly raised their chins.
They were men.
Attractive. Scary-looking. Men.
Still men, tho.
âWho are you?! How did you break in?!â
The man in the center took a step forward, flashing a smirk in your direction. His skin shimmered in a purple hue, tattoos spiraling across his collarbones. âHello, human. We are your saviorsââ
He flinched. âHEY! Did you just smack me with a pillow?!â
âStay away!â
âStop, human. Iâm warning you. Quiet.â
Suddenly, your voice was gone. You tried to speak â to scream â to whisper, even. But nothing came out. It was as if your own body betrayed you, forced to obey this manâs words. And the men began to walk forward.
Each one was different in height and build â but all of them shared that same violet skin.
âWe are the demons you contacted. Your saviors. Your new responsibility.â
The shortest of them â one with blue hair and an irritatingly smug face â held the crumpled flyer right up to your nose. âThe owners of your soulâŚâ They stood in front of you, forming a perfect line. And all you could do was stare.
âWe are the Saja Boys."
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Of course. Demons apparently existed. And you were now bound to five of them. They had you at their mercy. âWhat do you want from me?â âYou work as a manager, donât you?â 'YesâŚâ âThen make us famous.â âUnforgettable.â âDesired.â âEnvied.â The man in the center smirked. âMake us be loved by everyone."

Did I stay until 12 am stressing over the format and this little fix? Yes, yes I did. I've never posted but seeing how this movie has gained popularity and how loved the boys are, I wanted to write for them.
We barely see anything from them in the movie, so I'll probably take creative liberty to write their personalities. This might work as the starter for individual series (for each member) but it all depends if you guys actually like the idea or not Jajaja.
Which reminds me!
The original prompt belong to @soldmygenderforglitter and I took some liberty to develop it! I hope you like it!!
Ppl who also liked the idea: @arieslucy @lylian333 @silverklaus
#k pop demon hunters#kpdh#jinu kpdh#Kpdh#saja boys#x reader#saja boys x reader#jinu x reader#kpdh x reader#boy bands#baby x reader#netflix movie#netflix kpop demon hunters#im sleep deprived#i need coffee#This looks like I write smut but I don't??#tried my best at gender neutral#gender neutral reader
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happy gojoday to all who celebrate
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jujutsu gojo#satoru gojo#characters need to stop being born in december ive only got 2 hands and only 1 of them can hold a stylus#i will b so real i fully did not plan on drawing anything for his birthday but then as with most things gojo i went sigh fiineeee#and then i desecrated a designer item for jjk purposes as u do#thank u versace 2022 pre-fall letterman for your service and for having red blue And purple u rly helped a gal out#in other news forget sukuna honestly if im his barista im killing him im spitting in his coffee and then im killing him#i held back bc /i/ didnt want to draw a massive drink but u kno that tag wld b longer than the gd cup#anyway kinda different style aka i lined again after weeks of painting which youd think would lose me time but its sm faster#id forgotten i can b fast when i want to im so happy ive still got it in me 2 finish a draws in a day#looks at the week spent on megumi's upcoming bday piece........cries#anyway hbd goe joe my feelings 4 u r complicated but u r very fun to draw and for that i thank u
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hear me out the other day i woke up and was immediately hit in the face with "7 year gap narumitsu in europe where phoenix kisses edgeworth in a low moment and then tries to flee and edgeworth uses mind chess on him to get the truth out of him which is a completely normal and ordinary average way to discuss your relationship"
#i have more of this written but i didnt want to make all the pictures.#like ten minutes after this interaction happens phoenix uses magic truth rock on rival prosecutor it's super effective#rookposting#narumitsu#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#i made these they are fake they are not from anything i am unaffiliated with capcom although if they want to hire me im listening#if they need. an. australian lawyer for some reason. or a coffee boy#i could be the rival prosecutor in aa7 and my gimmick is just that im australian#id love to make this playable but i have no idea how to even approach doing that
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You know I had to
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#mobian agent stone#I've been seeing everyone's versions and loving them#and also clenching my fists while going i need to... make him purple#he's very small and very cute but he is not defenseless#though he can't carry as many weapons as he normally would and his body is strange to him#eggman experiences a rare case of guilt and concern over his assistant#he couldn't reach the coffee maker and ivo started questioning all of his life choices#I don't think he knows how to turn him back guys#don't tell stone though
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James: Reg, no you canât do thatâ Regulus: Shut up Potter, Iâ James: You canât use such a small bag to fit all you books! Regulus: But it hasâ James: Itâs not possible! It just wonât fitâ Regulus: James, have you never fucking heard of extension charms? James: Yes butâ James: Oh. James: You called me James. Oh my god, you- Regulus: Tell the whole fucking school, Potter. Go on, be louder. James: REGULUS BLACK CALâ*muffled sound* Regulus: Merlin, you are such a nuisance. James, kissing Regulusâ temple: Only for you, darling. *Regulus rolls his eyes, hiding a profound blush*
#james is so whipped#he adores this man too much#regulus is infatuated#they're both obsessed#pov: its 3am and regulus calls him âjamesâ instead of âPotterâ#its not 3am#but man i need coffee#alr my que to leave and stop yappin bye#hp marauders#marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#marauders era#jegulus#regulus black#slytherin skittles#james potter#trans regulus#starchaser
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thinking about roommate!ghost, because I need him to see him slightly happy, and in a nice domestic slice-of-life because he deserves it.
and how he puts up a craigslist ad for a roommate, he's gone too much to actually care for the flat---price put him up to it to get one, the flat not the roommate, because everything be damned if he had one of the other's hear he needs something; someone like that.
he's quick to the point about it--how much the rent will be, their room, the commons room where they'll both reside, how there's only one bathroom, where the kitchen is small.
no pets allowed, no people over without telling him---the whole nine yards, which in his opinion is completely fair.
and lucky him---this pretty little thing shows up at his doorstep.
she's a cute little thing, teetering on their feet as they await for him to open the door, and when it does swing open---he sees how her eyes widen just the slightest amount with how his frame fills in the doorway. he's all but blocking her, and don't forget the fact he's wearing his mask---forgot to take it off, sometimes he's just too comfortable with it.
but she's not even put off by it, just a smile up his way, a cock of her head to the side, adjusting the strap on her back, as she nods at him. "Hi, Simon, right?" and her voice is the sweetest thing he's heard---or maybe he's been with the boys too long, too much of Soap's snoring in his ear.
he grunts, nods his head, "Come in," voice gravel-like, low and sees how she steps in without an ounce of fear in her, slips past him and he could smell the perfume she has---something warm and comforting, his eyes half-lidded watching her back as she's already eyeing the bare living room.
the door shuts with a soft click, already wondering what she'll look like in the morning.
edit: the next part!
#bibis mewling#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley x oc#ghost x oc#is this considered developing a crush#also truth be told i already know what she looks like in my head bc this is an oc#LMAO i love her pls i wanna ramble abt her she's the cutest in the world#but god imagine roommate ghost & his cropped hair a bit messy#or he's making coffee for him & said roommate#i need him happy sometimes#cod fanfic
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Canât take this anymore I need to fuck him
#gong yoo#gong yoo x reader#squid game s2#squid game season 2#the recruiter#the salesman#squid game#squid game 2#squid game salesman#the salesman x you#train to busan#the trunk#the trunk kdrama#coffee prince#kdrama#korean drama#salesman smut#salesman#salesman x reader#the salesman smut#the salesman x reader#squid game x you#squid game smut#squid game x reader#gong yoo smut#need him carnally#need him#this would fix me#i need this#need him so bad
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Warnings: Mentions of demon pacts â§ŕ´Śŕľŕ´Śŕ´ż( Ëś^á^Ëś ) Word Count: 1.9k Pairings: Saja Boys x Reader Chapter sum: You have come to accept the fact that your soul belongs to a group of demons and try to coexist with them. It's hard.
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It was moments like this that made you consider that maybe, just maybe, the one suffering from making a pact with demons was them instead of you. Honestly, it was a funny conclusion, but given the fact that they were lying on the ground weeping, it seemed like it.
âWe are so doomed. Hopeless.â One of the demons whined as he ruffled his short pink hair. âYou hopeless, useless human! How come you are poor?â
Classist. Thatâs what this group of five demons was.
Not only were they ungrateful for your soulâyour precious, all-worthy soul, thank you very muchâthey had the nerve to complain about your living situation.
âThis is some sort of joke, right? You didnât just summon us to have us live in this⌠hovel.â
You gasped dramatically while clutching your shirt, throwing daggers at the blue-haired demon. âIâll have you know that the only reason why I summoned you was so that I could get out of this situation. And yet, regardless of everything, my âsituationâ is not that bad! Iâm just a few months behind in rent!â And your diet consisted mostly of instant noodles below 1,000 won. But hey, how could they judge? They didnât even own a home.
âWow, you are just sad.â The demon in the middle âheavens, why was he always standing in the middle?â gave you a small smirk as he walked in front of you, his black hair being covered by a black gat that matched his hanbok. âBut fear no more, human. Weâre here to make it better. Weâll help you out, yeah?â
You gulped â that being the only sound in the room.
âWhy me? What type of demons even are you?â Your voice cracked. It wasnât fear, exactly. It was the growing, horrible realization that you were in over your head.
Silence.
One of the demons stretched out across your bed, yawning like a cat who owned the place. Another picked up a cracked mug on your table and sneered at it. Then, finally, a soft chuckle came from behind you.
âWhy not you?â a voice purred, lilac hair draped over his eyes as he tilted his head. âYouâre cute. Youâre sad. And youâre clearly desperate enough to sign anything, arenât you? Besides, it was either you or the middle schoolers who knew nothing about idols. Andââ he walked closer, booping your nose softly and snickeredâ âthey werenât nearly as alluring.â
You took a step back. Idols?
âIdols, as in performers? What is it to you if I know about idols or not?â You stood your groundâor tried to, at leastâbut these creatures were weirdly enticing, as if an invisible force was pulling you toward them. The pact was getting stronger the more time you spent with them. âIs that why you all have colored hair? Must be it. Are the hanboks part of your theme too? Most demons are supposed to be scary, terrifying. But you are all⌠handsome.â
Finally, the last demonâwho had yet to talkâwalked behind you, his light pink bangs fluttering in your eyes as he held you by the shoulders and tilted your head back. âQuite. Thank you, dear. You clean up after yourself quite well.â He winked as he held you in this uncomfortable yet butterfly-inducing position.
Your stomach dropped as you pried away, holding your hands in front of your chest to keep some distance, but your shoulder hit something else.
A yelp escaped your lips as a flash of blue hair came into vision and a soft hand held the side of your waist to prevent your endangerment.
âAye, careful there. Wouldnât want our little human to get scratched, or hurt.â You froze, only straightening when the demon pushed your back forward so that you stood on your own.
A hand ruffled your hair as you steadied yourself.
âThere, there. You look stressed. Poor thing looks ready to snap.â A sudden hand ruffled your hair messily as he fixed you a smirk, the only thing visible due to the purple locks covering his eyes.
A strong arm circled your shoulders and pulled you toward him in spite of a small sound of dissent from the one who held you before. You tilted your head to face the demon and he flashed you a smile. âOur starshine sure does. Relax, little one. We wonât hurt youâunless you want-â
âOkay, thatâs enough,â the last demon called. Given the fact that the others stopped pestering you, it was a sign he was their leader. âYou guys know how humans areâtheir little hearts canât take it. And judging by their body language, this one is at their limit.â He walked closer. âCome here, starshine. Weâll explain everything.â
And they did.
Well, itâs not like you could do anything but listen. They were the owners of the chains you were now bound to. As their voices filled with teasing contempt, they revealed that whoever bore your contract⌠owned your soul.
As a visual representation of their power, they started throwing this small piece of paper aroundâa folded black envelopeâand smirked at you. When you asked, they just laughed.
âOh, this? This is your soul, Moonbeam. Itâs ours to play with.â
â・ËâŠË・â
Thereâs a truth in sad boy literature: you donât know how lucky you are until you miss that shine you took for granted. The magic behind being alone and at peace. But now, you were being trailed by a group of five sad-looking, handsome men.
âWhy are we hereâŚâ The blue-haired demon whined. He unmistakably whined in a way that would usually be considered annoyingâwere it not for his handsome face. Pretty privilege. He tugged at your hair audaciously. âHey human, this is so boring~â
You stopped in your tracks and turned around painfully slow.
âStop being such a baby. You guys might be free from hunger, but Iâm not. And if you want me to be able to promote your sad excuse of a boyband, then let me have this.â A sharp arm wrapped around your waist. You nearly dropped your basket.
âNow, Moonbeam, we wouldnât want you to lose your cute little ability to talk back. Now, would we? If I were you, I would be nicer to us.â The light pink-haired man spoke softly in your ear, holding you more sternly as you tried to pull away.
To anyone else, it looked like a cute couple being close and shy with each other.
âWell, arenât you a romanticâŚâ You gritted your teeth and detached from his embrace, the hair on the back of your neck standing. âIâll take your suggestion. Thanks.â You gave him the fakest, most obvious smile you could muster.
All that charm, and still canât fix his attitude? Tragic.
Breathe.
âBut if I were you, Iâd be nicer to your manager. After all, I know how the world of entertainment works. While youâŚâ Your gaze lingered on the black hanboks they were still wearingâpedestrians thought they were some kind of cosplayers. ââŚare undoubtedly lost. Face it, you guys need me.â
What you needed was power. Being your rightful owner again.
You needed them to free you.
The demon in the center smirked as he grabbed your chin and forced you to face him. âI think itâs the other way around, sweetheart. Remember your place, humanâwe could have you six feet under if we please.â
You saw red. But tried to breathe.
Yeah.
That didnât work.
"You want to own my soul? Fine. But if you're going to drag me to Hell, you better do it rightâbecause right now, you're all just dragging your feet." You snatched the man's hand away from you and pulled him dangerously closer. âIf you want your little show to work, then youâll have to hand some of the reins over. The summoning connects us both ways. Donât think I donât know that, demon.â
The demon froze, his eyes scanning your face as his lips fought to hide a small smile.
âWhatever you say, Polaris. But if you want to threaten me, do it by cursing my name. Jinu."
â・ËâŠË・â
You were being dragged to another store. Because, apparently, thatâs the only way demons knew how to guide you anywhere they wanted to gaze at.
After spending the day with them, you had come up with a few nicknames for some of the demonsâthe ones that teased you most.
There was Baby, the smug, annoying one who kept tugging your shirt and making flirtatious comments when older women were present, making you a stuttering, ashamed mess.
There was also Romantic, which was originally just you being sarcasticâhe had yet again threatened to end your life if you didnât buy him a shiny necklace he liked.
Mysterious, who didnât speak much, except for the small remarks he made when he thought you couldnât hear him.
And Abbyâwho originally wanted to be referred to as Absâwho had a weird habit of holding your shoulders to show off his muscles.
Apart from the comic dialogue that had filled the silence in your head for most of the day, you were set on a single thought:
The demons needed clothes.
You didnât know how you would pull off the whole boyband idea, but it was more than obvious that you wouldnât be able to do it with them dressed like a historical Korean drama.
âI saw this exact fit on J-Dragon,â Romantic said proudly, shoving a hanger of glittery skinny jeans in your face. âFancy, arenât they, Moony?â
âFrom what year?â you asked, stepping back to admire the pair of slacks fully. You made an expression better left sealed than shown to the world. If side-eyes could kill, those pants would be long gone. âThose things are banned by Big Bang now.â
â2010, maybe?â he said.
âExactly.â
Baby was already halfway into a pair of skin-tight pants. You didnât know how he moved so fastâor how his bones were even intact.
âI look good,â he posed in front of the mirror like he was auditioning for a role in Twilight. âHumans will drool over me, wonât they, little star?â
You groaned. âYou are so old, itâs painful to see.â
âNo, no,â Mysterious spoke from beside you, making you jump as he appeared out of thin air. He flipped through a rack of mesh tops with a sinister kind of interest. âItâs vintage now. Retro. Cool.â
They were all going to get arrested for crimes against fashion.
âBold of you to talk about crimes,â Jinu said, humming as he smirked your wayânot understanding the definition of personal space.
âŚDid you say that out loud?
He tried on a leather jacket with zippers that went nowhere. You had to give it to himâhe could wear a trash bag and still look good.
âSince weâre not paying for any of this.â
You froze. âWhat?â
They didnât answer.
...
The alarms went off fifteen minutes later.
You walked briskly. They strolledâbags in hand, not a single receipt between them. Not even pretending to care. One of them even waved at a security guard on the way out.
âThis is shoplifting!â you hissed, nearly tripping over your own feet as you tried to escape mall security. You were sweating bullets, and you werenât even the one who committed a property crime.
âWe donât call it that,â Jinu said calmly, adjusting the lapels of his coat. âWe call it⌠redistribution of aesthetic resources.â
âItâs theft!â you hissed again. âYou couldâve gotten us caught!â
âNo one saw you do anything,â Baby said, patting your head like you were a toddler who just learned object permanence. You pushed his face away as he laughed. âWe handled it.â
The worst part?
They had.

Did I make everyone flirt with the reader? Yes, and I was blushing the whole way JAJAJA But then again, I donât want to make them soft straight ahead. BecauseâŚthey are demons.
ANYWAYS
Reader being nicknamed after stars bc when souls go to the demon realm, they look like shooting stars. Each character had a special nickname which will be unlocked throughout the series start.
Here are the unlocked nicknames until now:
Romantic â Moonbeam Why: âMoonbeamâ feels elegant, timeless, and full of âgentleâ affection â perfect for someone who says âdearâ like he invented the word. It's also a little melancholy, which fits âCome now, Moonbeam, donât pout. The night would weep without your light.â Jinu â My Polaris Why: He sees you as his an anchor. The nickname reflects deep respect and connection. Itâs not flirty â itâs reverent âYou donât have to prove anything, my Polaris. Iâll follow you anywhere.â Maybe, still a work in progress: When the whole nicknames are revealed, the story will break into individual routes for each character. Like otome games.
Special thanks to: @lillycore @apelepikozume @junni-berry @hornehlittleweeblet2 @crescent-z @arieslucy @enerofairy @soldmygenderforglitter
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#netflix kpop demon hunters#jinu kpdh#kpdh x reader#kpdh#k pop demon hunters#jinu x reader#saja boys#saja boys x reader#netflix movie#kpop demon hunters#baby x reader#Their dialogues were colored but not anymore.#im sleep deprived#i need coffee#Attempt at gender neutral Reader#tried my best at gender neutral#gender neutral reader
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I always fall for someone and forget that like I LOVE getting home and everything is exactly the way I left it in my apartment which is my beautiful space where no one will ever turn on the overhead lights or want me to come up with something to say and a facial expression to make, right now, quick or they will think I hate them! The pressure is on! The clock is ticking! Except it's not ever ticking in my wonderful apartment. An idyllic world where my body language just does not matter and I only do the tasks I want to do
#i do love sleeping and lying down with someone but after a while i am like. i need me time#having sex is fun. you don't always have to speak just part of the time#it's the morning coffee conversation that really gets me#like what are you meant to say. it's 10 am#nothing has happened in your day yet
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donât worry guys I know how to fix her âď¸đ
#elden ring#shadows of the erdtree#st trina#malenia blade of miquella#the tarnished#my pot plant sleep child I know just what you need (sacred Vietnamese phin concentrated coffee)
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