#I mean I could figure it out bc I know some things

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

I have a question. The groupchat with everyone being like. The prophecy and no way Zhongli definitely isn’t dead defense from the disciples- how close are they to figuring it out, or are they completely blocked by “he would’ve exploded” or something.

unsure who you mean to ask about here, so i'll just go for everyone;

honestly they're all just confused

the qingce chen gang (+ guizhong n ping yan) are confused as to how this is possible bc nobody has felt zl being immortal. i would say some are starting to entertain the idea that he might be something else that only exists in his reality, but they can't quite wrap their heads around what that would even be. the fact that his body is by all means mortal is what's stopping them in their tracks and keeping them stuck in confusion for now

hu tao and chongyun are confused also as to how this is possible but more on the- he has to be immortal, they can't think of any other alternative, but again: mortal body. and also since they don't know about the whole isekai thing, they're also stumped by the fact that it is impossible he would've become immortal in 2 years. chongyun is sort of- in a delirious way, suspecting something else could've happened to the man in those two years and it's just something nobody has ever seen before, but he's just thinking that because. well. nothing else makes sense otherwise.

childe is having a completely different thought process, as we know. he's close but in a different direction, since the idea of 'immortal' goes completely over his head since those laws of the world aren't ingrained into his worldview but we do have to remember that childe is still under the impression that this is chen zhongli, and so the timeframe for all of this is what has him stumped

nobody outside of those in-the-know is even considering the fact that this might not be czl, which is certainly not helping. hu tao and chongyun even moreso given the whole "the golden dragon would behave differently, so the chen clan would know" – like they're not considering the fact that the chen clan could just be hiding this from them. and childe does suspect that they're hiding something, he just hasn't made the connection that it could be about zhongli. even then that still wouldn't have him assume czl died. if childe ever does have that thought, it'll probably come about thanks to literally anything else, as has been the case with all his discoveries lmao

[jiminjeonging]

https://x.com/shroomrina/status/1881852749194973478?s=46

Mmm this deliciousness princess mj / reliable provider jm😮‍💨 but it can also work like some kind of tarzan inspired au, imagine noble mj’s boat being shipwrecked and she stumbles along a deserted island populated by highly intelligent monkeys and the human they adopted and raised as her own: yjm! It would be so cute to see mj react to such an animalistic human lol jm being confused by how mj looks bc she hasn’t seen another human ever and trying to provide for that weak whiny creature (catching the bugs/ cooking the fish) while at the same time her heart starts racing whenever she sees her but she doesn’t know what it means (this could also be gp jm and something else could race when she caught sight of mj bathing on a lake for example, if you know what i mean😭)

why is the idea of tarzan jm is so hilarious i love it so much😭😭 also i realized i had no idea of what tarzan was about till now..

also idea of feral but goodwilling jm is so hot like she would be tanned with faint scars covering her but she would have the stupidest smile too!

when they first meet mj would try to defend herself with a stick or smth against some monkeys then out of nowhere jm appeared

At first, mj thought she was hallucinating. No human could move that fast or look that… wild. jm swung down from a thick vine, her lithe body taut with muscle and covered in scraps of animal hide. Her hair was messy but golden under the sunlight, and her piercing gaze was as sharp as any predator’s.

mj barely had time to gasp before jm landed gracefully in front of her, crouching low like she was sizing her up. Her head tilted in confusion, her nose twitching as she sniffed the air.

“I… I’m lost,” mj stammered, clutching her stick tighter. “My ship… it—”

But jm didn’t wait for her to finish. With one fluid motion, she grabbed mj's stick and snapped it in half like it was nothing, earning a startled squeak from the noblewoman.

“You’re weak,” Jimin said bluntly. She circled Minjeong like a predator inspecting its prey, her bare feet silent against the forest floor. “You… don’t belong here.”

now first jm is a little indifferent towards mj bcs she thought the woman was hurting the animals but when she realizes mj was just scared shes more warm towards her. there was something about mj’s helplessness that tugged at something deep in jm’s chest.

now for the lake scene.

jm had been watching her from the trees, as she often did, fascinated by the way mj moved. She was clumsy compared to jm, her steps unsure and awkward, but there was a grace to her too—a softness that made jm's chest feel tight.

But today, as mj slipped into the cool water, Jimin found herself frozen.

The sunlight danced on mj's skin as she dipped beneath the surface, her dress clinging to her figure before she peeled it off completely. jm's mouth went dry, her hand gripping the branch beneath her so tightly it nearly snapped.

Her heart was racing, her body tense in a way she didn’t fully understand. She’d seen animals mate before—she knew the mechanics of it—but this was different. This was… overwhelming.

mj, oblivious to her audience, tilted her head back and poured water over her shoulders, and jm's stomach twisted with unfamiliar heat.

When mj finally caught sight of jm perched in the trees, she gasped, crossing her arms over her chest. “Jimin!” she shrieked, her cheeks flushing a deep red. “What are you doing?!”

jm blinked, her head tilting like an innocent pup. “Watching you,” she said plainly, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

mj groaned, sinking deeper into the water to hide herself. “You can’t just… do that!”

jm's brows furrowed in confusion. “Why? You’re… beautiful.”

The bluntness of her words made mj’s heart stutter, her face burning even hotter. She didn’t know how to respond, and jm didn’t seem to understand the weight of what she’d said.

[smalltimidbean]

Ever-increasing urge to make an animatic again

But also I don't know how to do that

[shima-draws]

Actually curious as to what people’s general opinion of Ozbert is in this year of 2023. Does shipping them equate to getting hashtag cancelled? Are they still The OTP of the series?? Or are they strictly Platonic Besties For Life. I do not know

It’s weird tho bc obviously if you’ve read the manga you KNOW their situation is very Complicated™️. When they were both the same age it was fine but then Oz got yeeted into the Abyss and time jumped 10 years forward while he was in there for like 3 days and suddenly Gil’s like. 9 years older than him. But then Uncle Oscar still classifies Oz as being 25 even tho he’s physically 15. And then we find out that Oz’s body isn’t even HIS it belongs to Jack so that’s messed up. AND we find out Gil’s actually not just 24 he’s OVER 100 years old bc Baskerville shit. And THEN we find out Oz is actually the true B Rabbit so that makes it so he’s probably even older than Gil is. When we get to the end of the series they’re both canonically confirmed to be hundred(s) of years old so I’m sitting here like. Well,

ALSO looking at these manga panels and official artworks and stuff from the anime I’m like

Well, there’s definitely SOMETHING going on there, that’s for sure,

[liquidstar]

honestly does anyone else think that the what:if routes are perhaps telling us that some sort of collision between subaru and reinhard is just inevitable in nearly every route

[opiumvampire]

this is long sorry but i wanted to make a statement for the press (treat tumblr like a public diary) and the children of divorce (mutuals)

i know that obviously i am heartbroken that joeff and i had to split and part of me is really angry that it had to happen that way but its not like its anyone’s fault. this is a no fault divorce. we love each other we just couldn’t continue the relationship. but i go home and i see him and we hang out and its normal but then i remember that the future we wanted is dead and THAT is a horrible feeling but the worst feeling would be not having him in my life at all and i am glad that we love each other enough to be friends and we were friends for so long before we started dating bc then we know that we can do it. im glad we’re going to be apart for a few weeks bc it is still really raw but ultimately it is for the best and we agree that we are soulmates just maybe not romantically. which sucks but the right person for us will be glad that we didnt force ourselves to stay together just for the comfort of familiarity. i just have to tell myself that it wasnt a waste of time and everything will make sense eventually even if it doesnt right now and i want to be mad but theres nothing to be mad about except sometimes life is unfair but you live it anyway.

[daisywords]

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[pikkish]

idk if this is a good prompt but put doomguy in myhouse.wad I think he would find it enriching

Right, so I've been mulling on this one for a little bit now, n I'm not opposed to writing something for you, I'm just not... entirely sure what to write? Because the thing is, myhouse.wad doesn't actually really have anything to do with Doom as a story. Sure, Doom is important in that it's the vessel through which the story is told and one of the connections between the narrator and his dead companion. But as far as Doom itself goes, and the story about a man who was too angry/stupid to die, fighting demons and saving earth, none of that is at all relevant to myhouse.wad and its story. For all intents and purposes, Doomguy isn't actually a character in myhouse.wad. So I'm not really sure how exactly to fit him in there.

[martinskiseyes]

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[cowboy-robooty]

not going to name names bc thats messed up but omfg i was tryna find records of old heta fandom shit to show inu right and i found a hetalia iceberg and I SAW MY 2019 OPP ON THERE. IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY LIKE MY EYES BULGED OUT OF MY SKULL BECAUSE IM NOT EVEN JOKING I HATED THIS BITCH SO MUCH WHEN I WAS 14 AND NGL I STILL HATE HER. I DIDNT SAY NOTHING AND KEPT CURTIOUS AND NORMAL OBVIOUSLY BUT ON THE INSIDE I WANTED HER ASS DEAD EVERYDAY AND WELL... you all know im never in the loop with things and had no fucking clue that she was just the antichrist for an entire group of people lol. SHE WAS MY ANTICHRIST THO. I HATED HER AND SHE HATED ME OKAY AND IM LIKE RODF SEEING HOW SHES ON THE FUCKING HETALIA ICEBERG I WAS LIKE OMG.... I THOUGHT ONLY I FUCKING DESPISED HER

[keeps-ache]

yippee woohoo :3

[too-many-paper-cranes]

oh hey the video is public now so i can post on tumblr about this without sounding insane! anyway everyone should go watch me and a few other speedrunners hunt fire for sport (randomizer edition)

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

sometimes..so.etimes they change something even after the premiere. sp you appear and watch an entirely new and prolonged monologue. and it's like. FUCK YEAH.

[waywardsalt]

bellum probably wouldnt know how to kiss

[mabaris]

ok i’m listening to yesterday’s vows and vengeance episode and i had to pause immediately because harding swearing by the stone was so unexpected??? the idea that surfacer dwarves still believe in the stone as an actual religion is so interesting because unlike the other religions in thedas that believe they were abandoned by their respective deistic force(s), it is the individual who abandons the stone. the maker left the physical world and the creators were locked away against their will, but the stone is always there until you leave it, by choice or by force.

to have someone born and raised on the surface who still pays some importance to the stone introduces the idea of redemption to the philosophy of the stone. to me, being on the surface and still putting some kind of importance on it implies you left unwillingly right? because if you choose to walk away from it, you don’t care about preserving those ties. i wonder if she’s going to be something of a foil to varric—a child of exiles, born and raised on the surface, but she actually does have a desire to connect to that culture. and maybe that desire to reconnect is related to her weird new powers

[kuiinncedes]

what do u meannnnnnn i'm abt to be post college graduation 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️