#bc like. ok so if u say write dg as if he is actually the character in myhouse.wad

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idk if this is a good prompt but put doomguy in myhouse.wad I think he would find it enriching

Right, so I've been mulling on this one for a little bit now, n I'm not opposed to writing something for you, I'm just not... entirely sure what to write? Because the thing is, myhouse.wad doesn't actually really have anything to do with Doom as a story. Sure, Doom is important in that it's the vessel through which the story is told and one of the connections between the narrator and his dead companion. But as far as Doom itself goes, and the story about a man who was too angry/stupid to die, fighting demons and saving earth, none of that is at all relevant to myhouse.wad and its story. For all intents and purposes, Doomguy isn't actually a character in myhouse.wad. So I'm not really sure how exactly to fit him in there.

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CONGRATS ON 10 FOLLOWERS!!! u thought wrong bc i was starving for dgs x reader FOR YEARS and u have fed me.

um umm this is gonna a bit ďark(?) so it's ok if u don't want to write this 👉👈 how would herlock react and help to his assistant that actually gets anxious easily and tries to hide it? like people yelling and certain environments that remind him of school could trigger his anxiety? tY!! - dadlock anon

a/n: feeding all of my lil ducklings (my 11 followers) with so much food right now it's amazing. and yes ! i'll be able to write this one, using my own experiences of course. if there's anything wrong here please don't hesitate to tell me !

anxiety //

sherlock with his assistant (he / him) who has anxiety

sherlock is kind of oblivious at times, but in my eyes he sees family and everyone he loves first and everything else second. so he pays extra attention to whatever is happening in his family to make sure everything is okay.

he can read faces, body language and tones very well so it's near impossible to hide whatever your emotion is from him. the same goes to iris since she's just as deductive as sherlock.

sherlock worries for you while you're both on the job even if you've proved yourself useful and he can see it, but he can't help but be a heartfelt guy and think about your safety.

he always warns you (even before knowing you have anxiety) about some stuff like there's some sensitive things in a certain investigation. he's just used to it.

"there's a body in that house there that's butchered and in critical condition so fair warning, it is gruesome. are you sure you want to come inside and investigate ?"

it's honestly really sweet of him that he's always making sure you're safe. you're so dear to him that he'd go insane if something bad happened to you.

one mission you're investigating an empty apartment with the main culprit nowhere to be seen. sherlock could sense the person was in the apartment and was searching everywhere for them with you.

the place was bare, a couple bits of loose paperwork scattered on the cold, hard and bloodied floor where the victim lay. it was already creeping you out a little bit, but with sherlock asking if you needed a minute to yourself, you decided that you'd investigate with every fiber in your body like herlock.

soon enough the whole place was checked, minus the attic which was well hidden in the back area of the apartment. sherlock ushered you over saying that he might have found something and with tip toes, you walked to his side, hiding behind him because damn was he tall.

"haha, it's okay ! this'll only be a quick arrest so we can go home in a jiffy afterwards !" sherlock said as he ruffled your hair.

you nodded and let him pull the attic door down ever so gently..

but halfway through pulling it down, the supposed criminal busted down the stairs, running out of the apartment as he slammed the stairs down onto the floor.

this scared you, immensely so. you fell back onto the floor with some papers underneath you, yelling out in fright as the culprit ran away.

sherlock was about to go bolt for the criminal, knowing exactly where they were going, but as soon as he heard you scream out in fear he rushed over and kneeled down beside you to check if you're okay.

needless to say you're not okay, panting with your eyes darting back and forth, tears threatening to fall out of your eyes.

"th-the criminal !! they're-they're getting away, herlock ! oh god.."

sherlock nods, he's instead keeping his calm and collected temper and asking if you're alright. he sounded like a worried mother behind the calmness he built around him.

you shiver, it's hard to give him an answer. stuttering and your current state made it hard to express your feelings but sherlock knew what you were feeling.

he hugged you firmly, letting you melt into his grasp and cry as much as you needed to. he's not going to just you for feeling anxious and frightened.

he gently scoops you up and brings you outside where it doesn't reek of blood. he knows that the yard is already on the criminal's case and probably has arrested them already so there was no need to rush.

he gently put you down and propped you against a wall. he's surprisingly good at dealing with upset or frightened people. he's glad that your situation is similar to one iris had a little while ago.

he continues to hug you gently until your sobs slow and turn into hiccups, then he asks if you're alright and need anything.

he may not have much, only a half empty water bottle and a couple caramel bars but he's willing to share if it'll help you feel happy.

giving you some water and caramel bars, he rubs your shoulder, sitting beside you and keeping you company as your anxiety sizzles down.

you tell him that you have anxiety and get anxious at loud noises and he understands, promising to protect you more whenever you encounter something loud and sudden again.

he tells you that you're incredibly strong for telling him, although he does feel bad that he didn't protect you more back there, but now that he knows that you have anxiety he'll double make sure you're safe with him and protected. you are his assistant after all and he is still like a mentor to you.

he sits with you for as long as you like. he talks about anything and everything to get your mind off of what just happened, he wants you to be happy !!

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A Kankriversation Had On Discord

Long post beneath the cut bc its just. straight up like a half hour’s worth of back-and-fourth 

Friend: OH GOD OH GOD REV GOT TO MEENAHQUEST Friend: OH GOD HES MET KANKRI I GOTTA Friend: I GOTTA SEE Friend: "why the fuck is he written like this?" Friend: "i feel like this entire section is a jab at tumblr" Friend: rev does not seem to enjoy this Friend: "what i was expecting was just a raging asshole, like karkat 2 yaknow?" Friend: REV DOES NOT HATE KANKRI *confetti ball emojis*

Friend: people are taking away from kankri's character "kankri acts like a good person but is an asshole, and karkat acts like an asshole but is a good person" and they are wrong. Friend: I Friend: REV JUST COMPARED HIM TO ZEBRUH Friend: I AM Friend: -dies- Friend: HOW Friend: I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY BUT ALSO HOLY SHIT Friend: ok i cant watch longer i am dying Friend: it doesnt help that hes reading this section with a homestuch fan who seemingly hates kankri

Friend: i just need to give up and accept the fact that everyone hates kankri Friend: and i am the only smart person in the whole world :cry emoji (zan’s note: to indicated both light emotional melancholy but primarily as a tone indicator of semi-sarcasm): Friend: erugvwilarghvaleb Friend: no wonder i like zebruh (ZAN’S NOTE: MY BUDDY HERE LIKES ZEBRUH AS A FUNNY ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG WHO SUCKS NOT LIKE. IN A WAY THAT CONDONES HIS BULLSHIT JUST FELT LIKE I SHOULD MENTION THAT. UNLIKE FOR INSTANCE LANQUE, WHO DOESN’T NECESSARILY FEEL LIKE HES MEANT TO BE THE WORST LIVING BEING IN EXISTANCE AND IS ALSO TRANSMASC WHILE BEING A FUCKING SEX FREAK. ZEBRUH’S MEANT TO BE HATED SO ITS AT LEAST FUCKING FUNNY.)

Friend 2 (hasn't actually read homestuck): I like Kankri

Friend: me :handshake: you & the 3 other people who read this channel smart as fuck and our meat is huge wrfralrv,juaBVRE DGS

Me (Zan): hhhhhhhhhhh Me: WHY DO PEOPLE CONSTANTLY INTERPRET KANKRI LIKE THIS Me: ITS. FUCKING. NONSENSE

Friend: I think people assume hes supposed to be like?? lying??? or using big words to try and make people like him more/?? Friend: but thats. never actually in the text? Friend: like yeah he constantly says "in this essay-i mean conversation" or "during this lecture-i mean discussion" but???? Friend: that does not a liar make??????????????

Me: its literally just. gahhhh Me: noone fucking r Me: theres no REASON to think hes lying

Me: except. that sjws are all just bigots who lie to make themselves look better (Zan’s note: this is sarcasm meant as a dig at people falling for the stonetoss-tier anti-social justice strawmanning that kankri gets. I do not think sjws are all just bigots who lie to make themselves look better.)

Friend: people just really dont wanna be confronted with the fact that if u think racism bad andrew hussie thinks youre a pussy ass bitch everyone hates

Me: YEAH Me: WHICH??? Me: THESE PEOPLE, LIKE EVERYONE, KNOWS THAT HUSSIE SUCKS AND HATES HIM

Friend: so they pretend kankri is actually some really genuinely good criticism guys i swear he-hes not just a mean caricture of a tumblr user who writes essays on why racism is bad i swear he-hes like, a criticism of men who co-opt actual arguments to get people to wanna fuck him ignore the part where kankri is celibate guys i swear hes a horny racist douche please believe me guys andrew hussie wouldnt hate me in real life hed love me i swear

Me: BUT THEY JUST FUCKING. REFUSE TO REALIZE THAT TINY PIECE OF LOGIC THAT “OH ALMOST EVERYRHING THAT KANKRI SAYS IS RIGHT AND HUSSIE IS A DOUCHECANOE”

Me: YEAH ITS SO FUCKING WIERD

Friend: i feel like another part of it is kankri criticcizing mituna

Me: WHICH

Friend: like "oh haha kankri is abelist u see thats PROOF thats PROOF hes a racist abelist douch just lying for attention you SEE" a

Me: IN UNIVERSE Me: IS BAD

Friend: and mituna is like

Me: BUT Me: ITS MADE FUVKING MOOT

Friend: mituna.

Me: BC MITUNA LITERALLY IS AN ABLEIST STEREOTYPE Me: HUSSIE LITERALLY WROTE AN ABLEIST STEREOTYPE AND EVERYONE TRIES TO SAY THE ONE CHARACTER WHO RECOGNIZES THAT TO BE THE REAL ABLEIST I

Friend: mituna "autistic/brain damaged/tourettes stereotype who's main joke is he falls down a lot and is mentally ill ahaha"

Me: *just an ocean of angry emojis*

Friend: is it because hes nice to cronus??? like?????? Friend: in that case everyone should HATE meenah Friend: for.... ALSO BEING NICE TO CRONUS??????????/ Friend: LIKE????????????

Me: oho but you see Me: meenah is un-pc murderous genocidal and a childfucker, so she only gets a little bit of the hate kankri “said ableism is ableist and never stops trying to get his friends to be better people despite everything” vantas gets

Friend: GRAAAAAA Friend: WHY ARE HOMESTUCK FANS SO FUCKING STUPID

Me: in this instance i have 0 fucking clue Me: like. its fucking OBVIOUS

Friend 3 (hasn’t read homestuck): It's the ableism

Me: except.... most of these people dont even like mituna........ Me: like as “rep”.... Me: these are people who’d call out ableism literally everywhere else.... its. gahh Me: i stg i’m going to become a video essayist just to try to EXPLAIN this shit

Friend: IM SORRY TO SAY THIS HOMESTUCK FANDOM, BUT MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR WHO WERE WRITTING ESSAYS ON WHY ABELISM AND RACISM IN MEDIA WAS BAD Friend: WERE RIGHT Friend: AND IF YOU DIDNT LIKE THEM FOR THEIR BIG WORDS Friend: YOU SUCKED Friend: zebruh is like a fucked up and evil version of kankri where instead of caring about politics and people's mental health he just acts like he cares about lower caste trolls to try and get laid, and in actually his is a racist mean and clingy rich bastard who cant stand being held accountable for his fake beliefs Friend: OH WAIT Friend: THATS JUST FUCKING CRONUS Friend: this is all your fault u bastard. i dont know how the fuck you got away with this shit i hate you so much  

Me: fdg;hljk Me: ben i'm wondering if i can transcribe our duotribe to tumblr