#I love this idiot though
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C'MON TO THE THEATER!
I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#unique magic posters#so it was fellow after all and not gidel? whoops#i was merely overthinking it#me? overthink fictional characters? surely not#god though#i can't not love a guy who gets the cutest most adorable power#and instantly goes 'i shall use this for Crimes'#also every time he was like 逃げる! my brain auto-translated it as CHEESE IT!#accompanied by twst's running-away sound effect which is just the quintessential sound of someone cheesing it#if i could have (1) twst spinoff it would be the adventures of these two idiots trying to do an education#they would have a stodgy bureaucrat antagonist who keeps trying to catch them in their sleazy corner-cutting ways and shut them down#(OF COURSE there would be a bit where they are trying to host an unforgettable luncheon but egads! their roast is ruined!)#and all while they're trying to evade being hunted down by the playful land investors#the hijinks would be SO wacky you guys#i've made myself sad now because this will never exist#it's real in my HEART
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he gives me butterflies.. ( the most beautiful butterflies imaginable )
#cowboy bebop#animation#cowboy bebop fanart#spike spiegel#spike spiegel fanart#fan animation#animators on tumblr#cowboy bebop the movie#knockin on heavens door#see you space cowboy#rameiixo#look at this idiot#beautiful idiot#i love you spike spiegel 🗣️🗣️#ssso much ohh it hurts my heart#beware tumblr compression :(#i havent animated in SO long#there are lots of mistakes but im. content with passing them off as being true to cel/videography mistakes..#im really happy that i could actually finish this though#more bebop to come (`_´)ゞ
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that just confirmed what i already knew which is that i never ever ever want to see them kiss like even that was way too much for me i kept saying ���ew” and covering the screen. girl back tf up. their faces should never be that close together on god’s internet.
#leave room for jesus pls#those are my blood relatives i don’t wanna see anything#those of you who draw and write them kissing are so scary to me#not even from a perspective of like ‘ew rpf’#just from like… do y’all really want to see that 😭😭#they’re so funny though#fucking idiots i love them so much#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#yeet my deet#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deenp#no but seriously imagine it#wwwy 2024#phanniversary#d&p#danandphilgames#dapg#dip and pip#tmogar#hbdnell
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He hates Steve Harrington, everything about him. His stupid, upbeat pop music. His tall fucking hair. His annoyingly bright clothes. His bullshit German luxury car.
Eddie hates that Steve's a good guy. Hates that he carried Eddie's broken and dying body out of hell. Hates that the kids love him how they do. Hates that he and Robin Buckley are the kind of best friends who might as well be siblings. Hates the way that Jonathan is back and Nancy is happy, and Steve has no resentment about any of it. Hates that he'll never, for as long as he lives, forget about six kids and a Winnebago.
And he hates, more than anything of all, the way he's always finding himself in Steve's bed. The way he falls apart when Steve is deep inside, the way he begs for more, pleads for Steve to wreck him. The way Steve treats him so good that it makes him sob.
Eddie hates himself for not being able to stop. For wanting Steve so much that sometimes he feels it as a visceral ache in the back of his molars. He hates himself for how little fight his dumb traitor heart puts into not being astronomically down bad in love with the guy immediately.
And none of this is supposed to flow from his brain to his tongue to out of his mouth, but Steve fucks him so good and slow--gives him the most mind-blowing orgasm of his life--that it all just slips out of the safe confines of his mind.
"I fucking hate you," he says. Or pants, more like, he's all flushed and sweaty and covered in come, not yet settled back to himself.
"W-what?" Steve stutters. He's standing at the edge of the bed, damp towel clenched in his fist.
True, full consciousness strikes then and he doesn't know what else to say. Steve's big eyes are wide and sad, and Eddie's brain is screaming at him to fix it, and isn't that just another thing that he hates?
"Steve. Like. Fucking look at yourself, man." He waves his hand up Harrington's perfect body. "You're the most beautiful fucking thing in the universe. And you--you embody like every fucking thing I'm supposed to hate with your money and your athletic ability, and your whole goddamn clean-cut All-American boy next door bullshit. And I--I keep ending up here when everything in me says to run away, that this--you--are too good to be fucking true."
And Steve, he's pinching the bridge of his nose, looking more than anything like he's trying not to burst into tears and this--this cannot be borne.
"I love you so fucking much." His voice cracks and he reaches out to circle his fingers around Steve's wrist, the one holding the towel. "I love you so much and I don't deserve even a second of it. Not a minute. Because you're Steve Harrington, you're--"
Steve presses his hand (he hates the the wide palms and long fingers, how they're perfect, how they hold him and comfort him and wring out pleasure again and again like it's nothing, like Steve's hands were made for making Eddie come) over Eddie's mouth. "Shut-up, Munson," he says.
"I fucking hate you too." There's ease in the way he says it, a lightness in his eyes. "I hate that you don't use conditioner. I hate that your van makes that turkey gobble sound every time you turn a corner, and you refuse to let me look at it. I hate how loud you play your music, how it makes my fucking skin shake. I hate when you forget to take the damn chains off your jeans when you put them in the wash."
Steve climbs into bed, straddling him, towel long forgotten. "You know what else I fucking hate, Eddie?" He leans down, ghosting his lips against the tip of Eddie's nose, skimming his mouth. "I hate that I've never loved anyone like I love you. I hate that I almost fucking lost you. I hate that we can't spend every minute in this goddamn bed, so I can memorize every inch of your skin, every sound you make, every single way I tear you apart, and all of the things that put you back together. I love you, Ed. Every fucking terrible part."
#steddie#steve x eddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#ficlet#angst#but not really though?#hate sex#but only kind of?#idiots in love#smut#i really don't know what this is#it just kind of happened#i thought of Eddie listing things he hated about Steve and it all poured out#this is very i hate the way i don't hate you not even close not even a little bit not even at all#it wasn't an intentional 10 things homage
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gothic lolita machete came to me in a dream
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#HHWAH#but he unironically kind of makes it work though??#I never realized that the leap from what he normally wears to gothic lolita would be this small#basically the same thing just a lot more lace and frills and embroidery#loving! the pomegranates!#it always makes me ecstatic when people find a way to include them or his other... symbols? motifs? objects of significance?#it's nice you kept the red gloves and red heels#the little crosses on the capelet and the stockings too hah#and the massive bow where the fascia would go#I support genderfuckery Machete by the way#his design and mannerisms have always been somewhat androgynous or at least that's what I've been trying to aim for#despite his sharp angular form he's supposed to have an aura of elegance and delicateness#at least on his better days when he's not in full rat man mode#given the choice he'd rather be called beautiful than handsome I'm pretty sure#folks have been mistaking him for a goth lesbian a whole lot lately so I can't be too far off#thank you this made me grin like an idiot when I opened the inbox#gift art#aggiepython#own characters#Machete
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"would you still love me if I was a worm" boyfriend
#he's so stupid and silly i love him#he would ask that#oplita#megaops#i'm not opposed to both on this#both is good#there's a specific word im using to describe orion in my head but idk how to put that word into writing it's pissing me off because i know#what the word is in theory but i can't figure it out even though I know the word i just can't write the word because idfk??#ugh#yeah#I'll stick with stupid dumbass babyboy inherent idiot smartass pratt annoyance ehh loonatic (these are all loving terms of endearment btw)#orion pax#transformers#transformers one#tf one#optimus prime#tf one orion pax#tf one optimus#optimus#orion pax tf one
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a preview of my fic that i desperately need to finish:
“You see, I am betrothed,” Arthur said, making everyone look at him with wide eyes.
Lord Alaric blinked once. And then twice. He didn’t stop blinking after a few seconds. “My lord?” he questioned politely, glancing at the others.
There was a part of Arthur that wanted to laugh at their gobsmacked faces, but that wouldn’t be very kingly of him, so he cleared his throat with an assertive nod. He grabbed Merlin’s hand from his lap, feeling him stiffen slightly. Arthur squeezed it gently, stroking with his thumb. He then placed their interlocked hands on the table, so everyone could see. “I am to marry Lord Merlin.”
It was safe to say that there was a… range of reactions, if you will.
Morgana ended up staring at him and Merlin quietly, her eyes flicking back and forth between them to the point that it was even making Arthur’s eyes hurt. Gwen had let out a high-pitched sound through tight lips, doe eyes wide. Lancelot had promptly spat out his wine. Leon had done the opposite, chugging his wine from his goblet. Elyan solemnly slid over some gold coins to Gwaine, who had been smirking—and, okay, Arthur going to have to have a word with them about betting on their king—and pocketing his earnings. Percival had been teary-eyed, using a handkerchief to dab at his tears. Gaius stared at the couple with an intensely raised eyebrow, while Geoffrey had a hand to his heart in a way that Arthur couldn’t tell was heartfelt or scandalized. And Merlin was gripping onto Arthur’s hand, gaze boring onto the table and ears turning bright red.
update:
so i finally published it heheheh
#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin fandom#merthur#guinevere#morgana#sir leon#sir gwaine#sir percival#sir elyan#sir lancelot#gaius#geoffrey of monmouth#hunith#fanfic preview#arthur x merlin#im actually so excited to publish this#idiots in love#merlin and arthur#and when i say idiots#i MEAN idiots#arthur loves merlin#merlin loves arthur#they just don’t realize it#even though they’re married#arranged marriage#but not in the way you think LOL#merlin fic#merlin fanfic
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i was talking about this with The Boys(tm) on Discord already but let's pretend Tsumugi's V3 plot was the real thing for a second. Makoto sent those kids into space without a Medical Professional but with Kokichi Ouma. he expected them to repopulate the human race without even a midwife but was sure to include an Insecure Robot who has few useful functions out of box. he accidentally brain damaged Rantaro and didn't check for Kuma stowaways. there's like 9 kinds of poison in Shuichi's room and porn in the AV room.
i get that they were the only people immune to Space COVID except surprise one wasn't but like. a meteor must have hit the Kirigiri-Togami polycule household specifically because otherwise i think Makoto must have been like
at the Danganronpa Survivor Board Meeting.
you're telling me Kyoko and Byakuya didn't know about Actual Murderer Korky Shingu and signed off on throwing him up there, thus ensuring the future of our species comes down to Maki Harukawa and Miu Iruma only. and Maki's probably out so it's just Miu. it's just Miu forever. Miu as far as the eye can see.
Makoto Naegi doomed us to a long slow extinction of HEEEEEEEs and HEHs and BETA BITCH BOY and SENSITIVE LIKE THESE BIG BOOBS OF MINE. actual villain
#though i guess it makes sense#tsumugi seems to idolize junko#so she would consider makoto a stupid idiot villain#i love her but#her fanfic isn't even good how did she get hired#she's biased and does not love DR just the idea of it#danganronpa#ndrv3#drv3#danganronpa v3#makoto naegi
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In addition to this: Tian Jiarui helps Lin Ziye with his math homework while using different Chinese dialects.
This time I was too lazy to translate this one but you'll hear the difference in pronunciation immediately. He's just so good at it.
Lin Ziye also said on Weibo that Tian Jiarui was tutoring him in different subjects for school during breaks, and he considered him to be a good teacher.
#that man is so funny and kind and talented help#I love these two idiots ♡#the sound effects are a bit annoying though#Lin Ziye#Tian Jiarui#Lester Lin#Fangs of Fortune#Fangs of Fortune cast#videos#Fangs of Fortune bts
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You cannot deny that Mav is just that loveable dumb fucking jackass that knowsnjust how to get under everyone's skin. God dammit Mav
Your reputation precedes you. Thank you, sir. Wasn’t a compliment.
#is it respect or disrespect at this point?#pissing off the authority with respect because that's just the Mav thing to do#would that be a 'with all due respect' or a 'with all due disrespect'?#fucking hell Mav#making friends everywhere you go#and no.....orders are not an invitation you fucking block headed son of a bitch#I love this idiot though#top gun maverick#top gun#pete mitchell#pete “maverick” mitchell#maverick
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Stiles: Damn! My ass is going to be so sore tomorrow, but it was totally worth it.
Derek: I think you were a little bit too loud.
Stiles: Who cares? Wanna go for another round?
Sheriff (from another room): Please, don't!
#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#derek hale#sterek#derek x stiles#idiots in love#sheriff stilinski#partially inspired by that scene from himym#though i don't remember the episode#i imagine stiles as loud during sex
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EVERY TIME THEIR SIMILARITIES ARE POINTED OUT I START LOSING IT. AAAAHHHHHHHH
#knuxadow#knuckles the echidna#shadow the hedgehog#“imagine thinking there’s no one else like you on the planet! you’re not even completely sure where you came from!#“oh lmao actually you don’t have to imagine cuz our lore is actually crazy similar my bad#SHOOT ME#they’re both idiots#and stubborn#i love how knuckles was defending himself at first and then backtracked after remembering shadow has done the exact same thing#they’re similar in the way that there’s nobody else like them ever#love that for them#maybe i love it too much#archie sonic#this reminds me to get more into the black arms lore#i’m too deep in the echidna lore#echidna lore my precious#love both of their like familial/ancestral(?) stuff though#knuxadowyuri
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Gaslight ❤️🔥✨
Gatekeep ✨💅
Girlboss✨🎀
#they’re all idiots and I love their dynamic#THIS WAS SO FUN TO DRAW#hate Val though he can die again#literally want to punt him through all 7 rings and into the void#velvette hazbin hotel#valentino hazbin hotel#vox hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#V’s Hazbin hotel#the three v's#fanart#art#digital art#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel spoilers#my artwork#fan art#hazbin hotel fandom#angel dust hazbin hotel#the vees
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Sorry, most likely my memory being poor, but I thought Malleus' mom (don't know how to spell her name and too lazy to check how to spell it) was already an adult when Lilia ""proposed""?? Like I was always under the assumption that it was like a one-sided child crush on somebody completely out of your league you tend to have as a kid 💀
I don't think they say how old she was? although it's entirely possible I just misunderstood; my Japanese is...shaky. :') the actual line is "幼い頃に私に求婚したのは偽りか?", which I read as "isn't it true that you proposed to me as a kid?", and took as her being older than him, but not necessarily an adult (like, I was thinking of Lilia as being not quite a preteen and Mel being preteen/young teen). although I don't know if there's a connotation or something I'm missing that implies a bigger age gap, if that makes sense!
(and of course, I might also just be forgetting some other line -- if someone else knows, then please correct me! I need to know which headcanons need adjusting 👀)
BUT YEAH in a canon-y sense, Malleus is 178 and around the third-years developmentally. which makes me think that even though dragons have a way longer lifespan, they go through childhood at about the same rate as most fae (or at least the kind that Lilia is) and just kinda...slow waaaaay down once they hit adulthood. so it makes sense in my brain that he and Meleanor could've basically grown up together!
...it makes it angstier that way, anyway. :)
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#this week on ego thinks way too much about diasomnia#(what do you mean you're not supposed to overanalyze the chronology)#but yeah mel was completely out of his league regardless#she was out of literally everyone's league#though seriously i think i just...narratively want them to be more equals?#because a big chunk of lilia's Issues were (and let's be real. are.) based on internalizing that he doesn't deserve love#and that he doesn't deserve to be around the people he loves#while mel is over here going 'you stupid idiot. you absolute fool. i'm going to go die for you out of spite'#(i do think lilia never realized she died to save him too and not just malleus) (but we digress)#i think it's a bit more satisfying if there isn't a big gap between them like that#(same for raverne) (assuming we ever get to learn ANYTHING about him) (please twst just a few more breadcrumbs i'm begging you...)#but ah well. the angst is delicious either way >:)#please definitely let me know if i misunderstood though! i need the character trauma to be Correctly Devastating. >:)
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A little love for Necrom...
Man... when Alain has a Big Feelings I also have a Big Feelings.
#kamen rider ghost#kamen rider#kamen rider necrom#alain#takeru tenkuji#makoto fukami#fumi fukushima#fan art#Fumi-Baa best character though lol!#I wanted to draw her so much!#listen... I did cry a little lol!#get grandson-adopted idiot#I love their little storyline a lot...#the world is beautiful and precious god damn...#you can't just give me an old lady character... it does things to me#its me... Yosh... forever weak to the elderly lmao
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i feel like the go fandom and the showmakers don't talk enough about/put enough emphasis on the fire that burnt aziraphale's bookshop... like crowley witnessed basically the death (or what he thought as death) of his best friend/lover/life partner. he didn't know if it was hell fire or actual fire, he went through all this... it must be traumatic to even walk through those doors of aziraphale's bookshop...
#maybe i just haven't seen the go fandom talking about it yet#cuz im so new to it#and probably was highly discussed in 2019#anyways...#i still love you guys though#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#good omens 2#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable lovers#azicrow#azirowley#ineffable fandom
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