#I love them so much but this is canon
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the-blossica-fan · 21 days ago
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*At the police station*
Blonney: Hi, I’m here for Jessica.
Police officer: Who’s Jessica?
Blonney: Ah, you must be new.
Jessica in the background chatting with this one officer while eating donuts
Officer: Ah, so disturbance of the peace again?
Jessica: No, this time it was "stealing". I didn't know those things in tables were for se- sell... Selling!
Officer: That's like, the third time this month. Your girlfriend is picking you up again?
Jessica: Yeah. She probably already paid. Thank you for the donuts sir!
Officer: No problem, see you next week Jessica. Say hi to your girlfriend for me.
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cryptocism · 5 months ago
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It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.
so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:
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nalonzooo · 25 days ago
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you ever like someone so much
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morganbritton132 · 2 months ago
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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”
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egophiliac · 1 month ago
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
(okay, there is one more thing)
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constantine-2005 · 19 days ago
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when i'm in a "what are we" competition and my opponents are these mfs
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erabu-san · 6 months ago
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I enjoyed every second of this quest
[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]
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rissaito · 8 months ago
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“don’t cry, my child”
i was thinking about how venti canonically refers to the people of mondstadt as his “children” and how kaeya is included in that… then the brainrot took over and then i thought, what if when kaeya was a little kid and he felt lonely sometimes, venti would decide to shapeshift back into his little wind sprite form to comfort him…
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hinamie · 1 month ago
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the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman
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yourleftpinkytoe-blog · 4 months ago
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Post-canon Andreil my beloved ❤️
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soranker · 9 months ago
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tomorrow :)
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spirkbitch · 1 year ago
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i love spock with cats just like everyone and i don’t know how much y’all know about cat body language but i felt this would be important to share
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this cat is extremely happy (understandable), she’s slow blinking (sign that she’s content/comfortable) and even making biscuits a little bit (the way she clenched her paws like she’s kneading, another sign of comfort/that she trusts the person she’s with)
and i can’t find any other clips but you can tell the whole episode that the cat actor is just so excited to be there
anyways that wasn’t really important i just think it’s nice
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holyblanchett · 19 days ago
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Agathario foreplay is actually insane. The fact that Kathryn confirmed this is a turn on for Agatha. These freaky ass Lesbians cant even flirt with eachother normally I cant with them.
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sketchy-tour · 8 months ago
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I need him to bury me in affection right now
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butterflyscribbles · 1 month ago
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Day off💜🥞🍌
Bonus:
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spiderzlover · 1 year ago
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she's sleeping☺️ MAKE FRYE'S DREAM REAL NOW!!!!
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