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the-blossica-fan · 21 days ago

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*At the police station*

Blonney: Hi, I’m here for Jessica.

Police officer: Who’s Jessica?

Blonney: Ah, you must be new.

Jessica in the background chatting with this one officer while eating donuts

Officer: Ah, so disturbance of the peace again?

Jessica: No, this time it was "stealing". I didn't know those things in tables were for se- sell... Selling!

Officer: That's like, the third time this month. Your girlfriend is picking you up again?

Jessica: Yeah. She probably already paid. Thank you for the donuts sir!

Officer: No problem, see you next week Jessica. Say hi to your girlfriend for me.

#reverse 1999 #defining sanity #LMAO #Blossica #I love them so much but this is canon #the station would eventually get used to her so they're like “Hey Jessica is back”#“so soon?”#“stealing charges”#So lucky Blonney's parents are rich because Goddamn it #if she doesn't go to the police station at once a week the police officers call #they wanna make sure she's okay and hasn't been getting into troubles #and celebrate #then they see her again next week

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cryptocism · 5 months ago

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It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #armand iwtv #armand #daniel molloy #devils minion #armandaniel #ancient and powerful 500 year old vampire stalks Random Journalist for 4 years and accidentally falls obsessively in love with him #delectable feed it to me slowly like grapes #genuinely before i read this chapter i thought the armand/daniel dynamic was a nandor/guillermo type of renfield situation #i was not expecting it to be so weirdly wholesome #these two have canonically watched hit 1981 british comedy Time Bandits together like 800 times #deeply unserious i love them so much

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nalonzooo · 25 days ago

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you ever like someone so much

#like so so much!!#you naturally gravitate towards them #you delight in them #even your cat versions are in love #satosugu: no one loves you like i love you #ik this is yet another teacher au but the fondness and love is canon and consistent #i just like drawing them wrassling and kissing and orbiting ea other #they’re so gross!!!!#had to crop it but pls know gojo’s hand is on geto’s butt #catoru/gato #satosugu #jjk

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morganbritton132 · 2 months ago

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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

#I love teen ceo Tim drake so much and he’s not even canon #there are a lot of angsty fics and I love them but I think there’s such a potential for comedy #WE employees gain thousands of followers just live-tweeting the insane shit he does every day #‘CEO probs not putting out statement about new tech bc I just watched his brother pull him kicking and screaming out of the building’#‘found my ceo sleeping in the elevator again’#‘head of R&D just asked me decipher an email at the CEO sent to him. it reads like gen z word salad’#‘Tim Drake is a wonderful boss. he did just ask me if I wanna see him ollie. it was pretty sick’#Tim drake #ceo tim drake #alfred pennyworth

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it #and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute #sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist #sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it #and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event #he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking #every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together #their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat #absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them #this is perfection #anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday #see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans

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constantine-2005 · 19 days ago

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when i'm in a "what are we" competition and my opponents are these mfs

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erabu-san · 6 months ago

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I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

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rissaito · 8 months ago

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“don’t cry, my child”

i was thinking about how venti canonically refers to the people of mondstadt as his “children” and how kaeya is included in that… then the brainrot took over and then i thought, what if when kaeya was a little kid and he felt lonely sometimes, venti would decide to shapeshift back into his little wind sprite form to comfort him…

#this is so self indulgent lmao #kaeya and venti are two of my fav characters so naturally i’d daydream up a bunch of hcs #hmm their canon dynamic intrigues me so much too since there’s still a lot of mystery surrounding both of them #anyways i loved drawing this one :3 #my art #genshin impact #kaeya #venti #barbatos #sketch #2024 art #rissaito

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hinamie · 1 month ago

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the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #itafushi #fushiita #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #havent had yuuji fight me this hard in a MINUTE omg far left took forever i redrew his face and hair like 10 times minimum #he looks good now but like rly yuuji i thought we were past this i thought we were cool :((((#i put Hand On Thigh and this is how u repay me.....#sighs #whatever this took a million years longer than it should but im finally happy with it im finally done ths all that matters #i dont know what yuuji's pants look like in the official art but i ripped them as a treat fr me :)#ik theyre probably just regular jeans but i think yuuji deserves to show a lil knee #real talk tho yuuji's fit is so so good i love it so much. megumi i am ehhhhhh but it's on brand fr him #plus i like that they dress him like he's canonically cold all the time lmao yuuji in a light sweater n megumi in a thermal and puffer coat #its what they deserve

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yourleftpinkytoe-blog · 4 months ago

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Post-canon Andreil my beloved ❤️

#idk I love them so much #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #the foxes #neil josten #andreil #aftg fanart #all for the gay #andrew minyard fanart #neil josten fanart #sir fat cat mccatterson #king fluffkins #andreil fanart #post canon Andreil

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soranker · 9 months ago

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tomorrow :)

#TRIGUN MAXIMUM SPOILERS #trigun maximum #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #ok...... one more......... yall can have a little vashwood as a treat......#i actually love them so much SO BADLY but u prob wouldnt b able to tell bc i dont post a lot of ship art #but trimax vashwood. holay shit. hydrogen bomb yaoi #ive also just been like. digging into so much post-canon vashwood (<- sad and delusional and coping)#LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE LOVE LOVEEE WOLFWOOD'S CHARACTER ARC and i think [redacted] is SO IMPORTANT AND VITAL TO THE STORY #BOTH THEMATICALLY AND FOR VASH'S CHARACTER ARC. i literally would not have it any other way unfortunately </3 BUT A PERSON CAN STILL DREAM!#ok ya ill stop talking now bc i think i could talk about them and think about them forever.. *scratching the back of my head*

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spirkbitch · 1 year ago

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i love spock with cats just like everyone and i don’t know how much y’all know about cat body language but i felt this would be important to share

this cat is extremely happy (understandable), she’s slow blinking (sign that she’s content/comfortable) and even making biscuits a little bit (the way she clenched her paws like she’s kneading, another sign of comfort/that she trusts the person she’s with)

and i can’t find any other clips but you can tell the whole episode that the cat actor is just so excited to be there

anyways that wasn’t really important i just think it’s nice

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holyblanchett · 19 days ago

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Agathario foreplay is actually insane. The fact that Kathryn confirmed this is a turn on for Agatha. These freaky ass Lesbians cant even flirt with eachother normally I cant with them.