#I love them so much but this is canon
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*At the police station*
Blonney: Hi, I’m here for Jessica.
Police officer: Who’s Jessica?
Blonney: Ah, you must be new.
Jessica in the background chatting with this one officer while eating donuts
Officer: Ah, so disturbance of the peace again?
Jessica: No, this time it was "stealing". I didn't know those things in tables were for se- sell... Selling!
Officer: That's like, the third time this month. Your girlfriend is picking you up again?
Jessica: Yeah. She probably already paid. Thank you for the donuts sir!
Officer: No problem, see you next week Jessica. Say hi to your girlfriend for me.
#reverse 1999#defining sanity#LMAO#Blossica#I love them so much but this is canon#the station would eventually get used to her so they're like “Hey Jessica is back”#“so soon?”#“stealing charges”#So lucky Blonney's parents are rich because Goddamn it#if she doesn't go to the police station at once a week the police officers call#they wanna make sure she's okay and hasn't been getting into troubles#and celebrate#then they see her again next week
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It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.
so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#armand iwtv#armand#daniel molloy#devils minion#armandaniel#ancient and powerful 500 year old vampire stalks Random Journalist for 4 years and accidentally falls obsessively in love with him#delectable feed it to me slowly like grapes#genuinely before i read this chapter i thought the armand/daniel dynamic was a nandor/guillermo type of renfield situation#i was not expecting it to be so weirdly wholesome#these two have canonically watched hit 1981 british comedy Time Bandits together like 800 times#deeply unserious i love them so much
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you ever like someone so much
#like so so much!!#you naturally gravitate towards them#you delight in them#even your cat versions are in love#satosugu: no one loves you like i love you#ik this is yet another teacher au but the fondness and love is canon and consistent#i just like drawing them wrassling and kissing and orbiting ea other#they’re so gross!!!!#had to crop it but pls know gojo’s hand is on geto’s butt#catoru/gato#satosugu#jjk
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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”
#I love teen ceo Tim drake so much and he’s not even canon#there are a lot of angsty fics and I love them but I think there’s such a potential for comedy#WE employees gain thousands of followers just live-tweeting the insane shit he does every day#‘CEO probs not putting out statement about new tech bc I just watched his brother pull him kicking and screaming out of the building’#‘found my ceo sleeping in the elevator again’#‘head of R&D just asked me decipher an email at the CEO sent to him. it reads like gen z word salad’#‘Tim Drake is a wonderful boss. he did just ask me if I wanna see him ollie. it was pretty sick’#Tim drake#ceo tim drake#alfred pennyworth
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
(okay, there is one more thing)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it#and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute#sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist#sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it#and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event#he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking#every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together#their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat#absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them#this is perfection#anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday#see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans
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when i'm in a "what are we" competition and my opponents are these mfs
#no bc you guys don't understand how much i love them#“you guys” she says to herself#they're with eachother in every universe#i'm so normal about them#i'm so sick#ohhhhh#gay people#boyfriends <3#moomin#moomins#moominvalley#90s moomin#snufkin melody of moominvalley#book moomin#moomintroll#snufkin#snufmin#THEYRE CANON#ARGUE WITH THE WALL#AUGHHHHH#*sobs*#1k
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I enjoyed every second of this quest
[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#daily tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#please do not tag as ship thank you#i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth#i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it#but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON#NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY#sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction#i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr#SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS#oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME#and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I-#tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari.#no i wont i am lazy.#good night to them
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“don’t cry, my child”
i was thinking about how venti canonically refers to the people of mondstadt as his “children” and how kaeya is included in that… then the brainrot took over and then i thought, what if when kaeya was a little kid and he felt lonely sometimes, venti would decide to shapeshift back into his little wind sprite form to comfort him…
#this is so self indulgent lmao#kaeya and venti are two of my fav characters so naturally i’d daydream up a bunch of hcs#hmm their canon dynamic intrigues me so much too since there’s still a lot of mystery surrounding both of them#anyways i loved drawing this one :3#my art#genshin impact#kaeya#venti#barbatos#sketch#2024 art#rissaito
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the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#itafushi#fushiita#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#havent had yuuji fight me this hard in a MINUTE omg far left took forever i redrew his face and hair like 10 times minimum#he looks good now but like rly yuuji i thought we were past this i thought we were cool :((((#i put Hand On Thigh and this is how u repay me.....#sighs#whatever this took a million years longer than it should but im finally happy with it im finally done ths all that matters#i dont know what yuuji's pants look like in the official art but i ripped them as a treat fr me :)#ik theyre probably just regular jeans but i think yuuji deserves to show a lil knee#real talk tho yuuji's fit is so so good i love it so much. megumi i am ehhhhhh but it's on brand fr him#plus i like that they dress him like he's canonically cold all the time lmao yuuji in a light sweater n megumi in a thermal and puffer coat#its what they deserve
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Post-canon Andreil my beloved ❤️
#idk I love them so much#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#the foxhole court#the foxes#neil josten#andreil#aftg fanart#all for the gay#andrew minyard fanart#neil josten fanart#sir fat cat mccatterson#king fluffkins#andreil fanart#post canon Andreil
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tomorrow :)
#TRIGUN MAXIMUM SPOILERS#trigun maximum#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#ok...... one more......... yall can have a little vashwood as a treat......#i actually love them so much SO BADLY but u prob wouldnt b able to tell bc i dont post a lot of ship art#but trimax vashwood. holay shit. hydrogen bomb yaoi#ive also just been like. digging into so much post-canon vashwood (<- sad and delusional and coping)#LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE LOVE LOVEEE WOLFWOOD'S CHARACTER ARC and i think [redacted] is SO IMPORTANT AND VITAL TO THE STORY#BOTH THEMATICALLY AND FOR VASH'S CHARACTER ARC. i literally would not have it any other way unfortunately </3 BUT A PERSON CAN STILL DREAM!#ok ya ill stop talking now bc i think i could talk about them and think about them forever.. *scratching the back of my head*
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i love spock with cats just like everyone and i don’t know how much y’all know about cat body language but i felt this would be important to share
this cat is extremely happy (understandable), she’s slow blinking (sign that she’s content/comfortable) and even making biscuits a little bit (the way she clenched her paws like she’s kneading, another sign of comfort/that she trusts the person she’s with)
and i can’t find any other clips but you can tell the whole episode that the cat actor is just so excited to be there
anyways that wasn’t really important i just think it’s nice
#star trek#star trek tos#tos spirk#tos#tos spock#spock#leonard nimoy#this scene makes me so happy#every time there’s animals spock is trying to hide how much he loves them#when spirk gets married jim gets spock a cat#that’s canon i just decided#i seriously can’t stop giggling at this gif#it’s so cute he looks so serious petting the kitty#and the cat is just absolutely vibing#i bet she was purring too#i love cats so much#and i love spock so much#this is perfect#my heart feels full when i look at this#me spock
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Agathario foreplay is actually insane. The fact that Kathryn confirmed this is a turn on for Agatha. These freaky ass Lesbians cant even flirt with eachother normally I cant with them.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha all along spoilers#kathryn hahn#agathario#agatha x rio#aubrey plaza#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#marvel tv#Killing eachother is their love language#It doesn't get much gayer than this folks#No one is doing it like them#canon lesbian#lesbian#wlw post#wlw#lgbtq women#i love this show so much
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I need him to bury me in affection right now
#more dca doodles as stress relief cause I am!!! a mess rn!!!!#I mean im fine but aaa woo boy#anYWHOMST! idk why my brain is dragging sun and moon out of the depths of my mind and into the front#After not drawing them for ages I suddenly wanna give them attention again#poor fellas gotta share my attention with WH tho lmao#dca fanart#dca fandom#daycare attendant#fnaf dca#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf security breach#fnaf sun#my art#sketches#self insert x canon#dont tell moon that sun is my favorite im sorry moon i love you too so much i promise
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Day off💜🥞🍌
Bonus:
#lmk bai he#lmk macaque#lmk#lmk au#curious george au#expedition au#or just canon tbh that is his DAUGHTER#raspberry Sherbert duo#that’s what I call them for the au anyway#I love them so much they have consumed my thoughts lately#lego monkie kid
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she's sleeping☺️ MAKE FRYE'S DREAM REAL NOW!!!!
#EEPY FRYE#I loved those new eel plushies so much#Frye owns a whole collection CANON#She sleeps with all of them + her eel buddies that refuse to leave her bed#they're so cozy in there#Dream must be real.🔥🔥🔥#splatoon 3#splatoon#frye splatoon#splatoon 3 fanart#leyko drawz
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