#I love the Slytherin skittles
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etherealriver · 6 months ago
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Evan: *Whispering French into Barty's ear*
Barty: *Literally can't breathe*
Regulus, who's sitting next to him on the couch: *Fighting for his life not to laugh because Evan's not saying anything remotely sexy, he's just complaining about the weather*
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moonyswarmsweaters · 5 months ago
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Regulus Black’s biography
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sophplanetoflove · 6 months ago
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hm this is hard (Remus Lupin)
version without severus .
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a-great-tragedy · 3 months ago
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Okay, Seer Pandora who is constantly mixing up the future with the present and keeps accidentally dropping hints about people’s futures:
“Hey Dorcas! Where’s your girlfriend- wait, I forgot it hasn’t happened yet..”
“I can’t believe you’re actually marrying your brother’s best friend Reg- hold on those are spoilers. Forget I said anything”
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ecstarry · 5 months ago
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imagine regulus’ bachelor trip were he made pandora best woman and she makes everyone wear pink team groom shirts and pink cowboy hats with sparkles and honestly reg doesn’t mind because the sight of all of them with matching shirts in the airport is fucking hilarious they are in the american express lounge waiting for their flight and parents are keeping their children close and covering their ears because barty ‘bad mouth’ crouch can’t stop talking about all the absolutely not family friendly activities they will be doing that weekend
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adharastarlight · 1 year ago
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Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled
Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late
Reg: ...uhm-
Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties
Reg:
Reg: merde
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moonssong · 8 months ago
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You don't understand, it's THEM.
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swimmingclass1978 · 6 months ago
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What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.
Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.
Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone
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starchasing-chocolate · 1 year ago
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5/5 😭❤️
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aithusarosekiller · 3 months ago
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Why is it so funny to imagine the different reactions to Reg coming out as gay. Because I feel like it was obvious to almost everyone except him for a very long time.
Like for the sake of the joke we're pretending homophobia is practically not a thing. Maybe it's a modern au or smth but:
Regulus: I'm gay.
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Barty 'amazing academic skills 0 people skills' crouch jr: ... 😧 seriously? You? Men? REALLY??? LIKE REALLY??? ACTUALLY???
Dorcas; who he'd temporarily dated when they were both questioning their sexualities: mhm, same
Pandora and Narcissa: I had a feeling. I wanted to wait for you to tell me first though.
James, who'd somehow missed the memo when everyone else had already found out: Really? Oh! That's...yeah that's good. Yup. That's great for us-you. Great for you. I did not know that but I'm glad you're comfortable with it and.....stuff. Very supportive of that. Yeah. So. That's great! ...anyway-
Remus, Peter, Mary, and Lily: yeah that checks out honestly
Marlene, finding out when it's casually mentioned by barty at some point: I fucking KNEW IT!!
Sirius, knowing he's telling him because it's the closest he can plausibly get to telling his parents: a soft little forehead kiss and a gentle 'I know' that just completely heals his inner child
Evan: *requires a definition* ohhhh, that's weird. Chill tho.
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sexymoonmansslut · 6 days ago
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regulus mf black
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i love him your honor. my bbg.
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thelegitcasper · 8 months ago
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regulus to james
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moonyswarmsweaters · 2 months ago
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Pandora: fight me
Barty: *standing behind her* touch her and you'll regret it
Even: *standing behind both of them* touch either of them and you won't live long enough to regret anything
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moondustinfj · 9 months ago
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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*
Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me
Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*
Regulus: Of course. This is James
James *looking between them* : Hi
Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?
James *annoyed*: It's James.
Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?
Regulus: James
Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy
James: It was...nice to meet you
Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish
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number1abbasupporter · 10 months ago
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Pandora: I have a bunch of questions to ask you Reggie
Regulus, skeptically: okay
Pandora: what’s your favorite color
Regulus: green
Pandora: favorite subject
Regulus: potions
Pandora: favorite day
Regulus: sunday
Pandora: what’s your boyfriends name
Regulus: James
Regulus:
Regulus: shit
Evan:
Barty:
Dorcas:
Pandora: my job is done here
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nixnight1 · 11 months ago
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Sirius: You steal my motorcycle, I DONT have you arrested, I invite my brother into your home, I open myself up to you like a brother, I'm force to wait an hour for bagels I DIDN'T EVEN WANT, and then I come home to find you chewing on my BROTHER'S FACE!!
James: *face red and doesn't know how to defend the situation*
Regulus: *deeply offended* I KISS LIKE A PRINCE
Sirius: You are grounded for...till college
Regulus: For till college?
Sirius: FOR TILL COLLEGE
Regulus: You can't ground me!!
Sirius: I can and I'm doing it, go to...my room!
Regulus: I hate you! *walks away and shuts the door dramatically loud*
James: I'm...sorry?
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