#I love being a menace

[1941-crowley-slut]

Everyone Crowley has ever known has left him. God? Abandoned him, along with all the angels. The devil and all of the demons that once were his friends? Tossed him aside. Any humans he's ever known? Mortals, they're dead or will eventually be. Shax? Turned on him, just like the rest of hell. Aziraphale? The only one he cares for? The only one he has? Gone :)

[stormbreaker-290]

I was eating pasta, am I late to the flustered pretty boy party? :3

Only a little- I got to have y'all's kind of fun this time too with N0va :3333

[jonathanbyersphd]

[winwintea]

gottem good

@https-lvesick

[jikjinz]

Have you seen doyoungs new weverse pfp😭hes so hot? The wet hair??? The low cut with his chest??? The hands and bracelet?? AND ONCE AGAIN THE WET HAIR🤤 he’s too hot I cannot with him😭 to be very upfront sir I’d like to give you good head🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ sincerely he can do whatever he wants to me

you mean this one?

(yes, the quality is top tier but do i care? not really. also big shoutout to @ahncosette for helping me in being a li menace)

no but he'd go borderline crazy. like, imagine how you just came home from running smol errands to such a view of doyoung straight out of the shower. he woukd just smile at you and be like "hi baby, did you have fun?"

"not really, but in a second i surely will have." you answer and after taking off your shoes and unnecessary clothes, you take care of him. like, the desperate kisses, his mind running laps, you slowly going down on him to finally be on your knees and taking out his dick that's already leaking-

i am having thoughts and that doesn't happen often.

[triforce-of-mischief]

….. you are my nightmare, this is foul. /lh

🫶😊

love you too /p

[myfavoriteficss]

Part 1

[a-wondering-thought]

something happened today which made me laugh so much so i made a mug cake today but for some reason the middle didnt cook and was raw but the outsides were cooked so i told my best friend about it and she sent me voice messages sternly telling me not to try it but i had already eaten part of the outside and it was so funny bc it was like "vi i swear to god dont eat it" and i was just sat there listening to the voice message while in the process of eating the outside(i didnt eat the raw bit tho)

@my-mind-is-frozen thank you for tolerating my bullshit idk how you do it

[yelenabemylova]

"don't worry i won't get in the way..."

*two minutes later trying to predict exactly what she's going to do so i can stand in the way*

[user4737283959391918183774]

own goal in the 1st minute?? damn that sure sucks

[myrem-mind]

Lmaoo okay I love offending men with my humor, it’s not even on purpose but they hate it

[solacestea]

[0800-her]

It's a free world 🤷🏽‍♀️

every time ppl write like one paragraph and tag it with x reader tags i think my eyes roll so far back i regress in age a little

[lilislegacy]

piper: what’s a cute little thing that belongs to your partner and whenever you see it, it just reminds you that they’re yours

will, softly smiling: nico’s playing cards

nico: *trying not to blush*

leo: calypso’s threads. it comforts me to see them sitting on my table

calypso: *looking at him lovingly*

hazel, with heart eyes: frank’s bow. i always think of how handsome he looks when he shoots it

frank: *giving her heart eyes*

percy: annabeth’s fucking mile-long blonde hairs that i pull out of my buttcrack in the shower

annabeth: *evil cackling across the room*

[keferon]

Monster hunter au part 3

Also known as “Drift is a giant fox beast” comic ahah

I like to think these trails are really important as a safe space for Deadlock. This is his home, these are his favorite routes and his familiar and safe space.

So when he shows his paths to Ratchet it's a big gesture of trust. Because they're what makes the forest his home and he's willing to let Ratchet into that home:)

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Also. This au exists in the same world as my Spellbound au. Just in case you wanna break your heart a little bit

[nonbinarycringe404]

Only hot bitches get mauled by shades

Look at Xavier :)

i wish i lived in dahlia…

i would study at damn. i would go to events protected by shaw security. i would go to the e&e games. i would get mauled by shades i would get mauled by shades i would get mauled by shades i would get mauled by shades i would get mauled by shades i would get mauled by shades i w