#I literally bought it IMMEDIATELY
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You guys…I just made an insane discovery.
We all know the Makeup Revolution Shrek collection, but did we know:
We got the cherry lipgloss 😭
#I literally bought it IMMEDIATELY#expect a review next weekend#it is literally cherry flavored I’m crying#WHY DIDNT THEY MARKET THIS#shrek#shrekcore#shrek franchise#shrek is everything#source: shrek#shrek 2#shrek prince charming
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daily life arc miura haru. does anyone know who i'm talking about. do you guys remember her. i still can't believe what happened to her 😔
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#khr text post#miura haru#the fandom confessions blog reblogged a confession about the girls and how it's kind of a shame they're always given more depths through#the badass/girlboss who now knows how to use weapons route#and it made think of haru because like. of all the khr girls imo she's the one that route actually makes sense#both narratively and character wise#like if her characterization stayed the same post daily life arc and she was given decent focus and room within the story#post future arc or somewhere along i could have totally seen that happen and would have bought it no questions asked#like look me in the eye and tell me she wouldn't have gone 'so you're telling me you're dealing with the honest to god mafia?#okay so when do /i/ get a gun too so i can handle myself and give you guys a hand??'#i mean. she literally slapped then punched tsuna upon their first meeting because how dare he corrupt innocent children#and then challenged him through a duel wearing armor because how dare he not see the wrong of his ways#then tsuna saved her and she was /immediately/ like 'oh you're KIND and care about the people around you? okay nevermind i'll just become#the future vongola decimo's wife'#also she was literally right there when they attacked the tomaso's headquarters#and was also there to witness tsuna's 'first kill' and was like 'it's okay tsuna. i'll wait for you to come out of prison' lmao#she's so unhinged#she's so funny#she's ready to throw hands at all times no questions asked#amano free my girl she can do everything the boys are allowed to do too 😔
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Update on the cult of the lamb play through…I married narinder.
#I bought this game to play on the plane and I’ve literally finished the story and I don’t leave till next week#married that catboy immediately though#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl
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You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate
#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip#Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready#The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao)#Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors”#All the gorgeous restaurants#Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere#Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom#Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend#That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that#Went down to literally my ankles#But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like#“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like#Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it.#The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden#The capital when it was drenched in sunset#When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there#Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to#Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (:#Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory#My first ever nishan !!!#No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so#And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell#My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time#Help I need to go back#Bro I wish I could drop everything#But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle#SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be#I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories..#Omg and my bibi’s delicious food
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The problem with me is that I need to drink my body weight in the most expensive juice every single day or I will die
#I can't drink the cheap ones anymore#i literally could treat myself some time ago and I started drinking like the fancy#100% squeezed juice that costs 8zł for the smallest bottle#i dont like the other ones they taste like shit now i cant go back ToT#there is a single one that i actually enjoy that's cheap and it's somehow the most chemical juice on the planet#caprio multiwitamina my beloved#tastes like domestos but i love it#but I've been drinking it constantly before bc i didn't want to spend my money on teh expensive ones and now I've had enoughh#anyway i bought the expensive juice today n i immediately drank it all in one sitting like some kind of animal.#TOT pls send help i do not have the money to be buying this shit Tot
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didn't even make it to FUCKING midnight
#the literal SECOND I bought my birthday cake for tomorrow my phone rang#and it was my mom#“oh hey sorry we're not doing anything for you birthday [15 minute long one-sided conversation about why her life is miserable]”#is a funny way to say 'happy birthday'#(there wasn't a single utterance of the phrase happy birthday by the way)#followed IMMEDIATELY by my dad texting me telling me how hellacious his life is because of my mom followed by#'i wish i could do more for your financially'#not a WEEK after texting me about all i care about him for is favors#i want to fucking kms i swear to god i really do#i'm not allowed to be happy for a single fucking moment#i'm not i'm just not#vent
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asking a bunch for grant bc im NOSY : 🌾 [RICE SHEAF] How picky is your OC with food? What will and won't they eat? 🍔 [BURGER] What would your OC put on their burger? 🥕 [CARROT] How tough is your OC against certain situations? How weak are they against others?🧅 [ONION] What is surefire to make your OC cry? Who knows of this information?
omg hi nectar 🤭 thanks for sending me some questions!!
🌾 [RICE SHEAF] how picky is your OC with food? what will and won't they eat?
grant is, like, negative picky. the only thing he doesn't really like is any kind of tea but he'll drink it if you give it to him and every once in a while, for a very special flavor, he'll approve of it. maybeeeee not like it but at least tolerate it more than usual.
so yeah!! he'll eat anything, he does not care. he enjoys cooking and baking, it's all very relaxing for him, and he likes trying new things.
however, probably large in part because he never got to eat anything fun as a child unless he was far, far away from his mother (who only ever served "rabbit food"), he does gravitate to classic american comfort cuisine as his favorite foods! stuff like macaroni and cheese, pizza, etc. he might be the #1 mac and cheese stan worldwide tbh
🍔 [BURGER] what would your OC put on their burger?
the absolute dream combo for him would probably be like standard burger patty and bread with sauerkraut and swiss cheese, maybe a fried egg for funsies, too
can you tell he's from the midwest
🥕 [CARROT] how tough is your OC against certain situations? how weak are they against others?
i truly believe grant is much, much tougher than people would at first give him credit for (or even than he would give himself credit for...)
he's been through a lot in his lifetime and he can be very critical of himself for having developed mental illness, a chronic physical illness, and for struggling with addiction in the past because he feels like it's all his fault and he wasn't strong enough to make it out "normally" (there is no normal, i just think he would use that terminology against himself). but the reality is that survival AT ALL is a huge deal and is worth celebrating, and he's very resilient to have gotten to the place he's at in life now. was it fair that he had to be resilient? no, not even remotely, but in a way, he had no choice.
so that said, i think as he's gotten a better handle on healing throughout his 20s and now 30s (yay!! we just had his birthday last update in the story!!), he's become much more unshakable. social situations are his weakest area - for example, it took him a long time to stand up to his ex and tell her to get out of his life, and it is going to take even longer for him to work out the situation with his father and confront him one way or another.
NOW what is he really good at?! handling emergencies! if you're in a car accident, he's the guy you want to be in the car with you at the time because he won't break a sweat dealing with it. he's very mechanically-minded and good with logic and problem solving, so any emergency is not even slightly going to bother him because he does know he's good at those things. he trusts himself completely as long as he can use those skills. plus, he has many years of experience in compartmentalization lol.
we could also think about his previous job (that he's attempting to get back now) here. aviation is very safe for the most part, but you have to be chill about any kind of crazy ass events happening as a pilot because the stakes are ridiculously high. grant has an advantage in the chill factor, though, because on any day of the week, he'd 100% choose flying an airplane that's on fire or literally falling apart over being in the same building, not even the same room, as his mother. in his mind, he's dealt with much worse.
🧅 [ONION] what is surefire to make your OC cry? who knows of this information?
remember the not as good with social stuff thing?
yeahhhh, it's raising your voice at him. you don't even have to yell, you can just barelyyyyyy raise it and his eyes will at least get watery. he can handle honesty, he can handle bluntness, but not anything with a tone or yelling 😥
and i think everyone knows because his emotions always show on his face. in this case, he'll get that kind of twitchy look and his face will look like it's just been completely drained of life
#asks#hlcn: oc info#hlcn: story extras#hlcn: grant#i know nothing about burgers thank you r/cooking and bon appetit for your help#you know what my dream burger would be? bun and ketchup no protein#no literally i used to take sandwich bread and ketchup to school when i was a kid *everyone immediately unfollows me*#i just love ketchup and hate when my food touches you know so i made my own cursed sandwich with only two things touching#btw one of the best days of my life was ordering imported ketchup chips from canada during the pandemic#i haven't bought them since because they were expensive as hell to ship to me but </3 i miss you ketchup chips#holocene-sims? more like holocene-adds-unnecessary-stories-in-tags
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Guess who just bought a keychain of the Jin-eating-burger photo that I won’t stfu about!!!
#thank you eBay 🙏 thank you Wendy’s collaboration 🙏 amen god bless peace on earth#im so low on money but I’m breaking myself for the fucking Jin eating burger keychain/standee 😭 I meannn how can I not it’s literally my pf#Jin really do be eating that burger tho damn that’s crazyyy 🍔🍔#im so excited hehe#watch the package not deliver or smth LMAOOO ID CRYYY#I never use eBay im nervous lowkey 😞#my mom deadass bought it on her account idk why I’m tripping#💀#Jin-eating-burger standee/keychain pls make ur way to me carefully and safely and packaged w care pls…pls….🙏🙏#my first piece of Jin merch omg…#I wanted to get the takaya one so bad but I’m soooo fucking broke lmfaoo 😭😭#me applying for a job and listing my reason for applying as “want money for takaya sakaki merchandise’’#LMFAOO#I’d also like the chidori one so I could have all of Strega#but alas#as long as I have Jin I’m good to go 🙏🙏#if you EVER hear me complaining in the future say “Gio remember you have Jin-eating-burger standee in ur possession’’#and I will immediately stop complaining and instead start counting my blessings ☺️#very excited abt this if you couldn’t tell#im so normal guys i promise#persona 3#persona#p3#persona 3 reload#jin shirato#(posting this from my drafts and I did end up buying the takaya one as well LMFAOO IM DONEEE#the lack of self control is craaazzzyyyy#takajin wedding alter creation upcoming?#IM JOKINGGG
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just wrapped the first christmas present of the year ❤️
#for my friend who hates presents of course 😂#its the stupid teddy bear onesie he has magically instantly putgrown BOTH the previous times i got him one it fit him for like a week 😤#so i got it in the next two sizes up and that's that!!!!#babies grow so fast wtf never buy clothes as a present for a baby that's all i can say#but i can't accept defeat so here we go#his mom will appreciate it even tho she doesn't like getting presents tho lol#and its insane to give christmas presents before thanksgiving but for all i know this baby is gonna outgrow them both by then#i literally bought the size 9-12 months like last month#i ordered it immediately after his mom told me she THOUGHT HE WOULD BE IN THAT SIZE SOON#and it was already too toght on him when it arrived a week later 😭#so now i got size 12-18 and size 18-24 this baby's gonna be cozy this winter or else!!!#i cannot afford this btw#the original onesie was pretty cheap it was o. sale for like $17 but then i bought it twice#and the size maxed out at 9-12 months#so i had to upgrade to a toddler one and it was $22 and i got two of them again plus shipping#and i only make 14 dollars an hour and i'm lucky to work even two days a week at my new job lol#im putting off getting a second job until after i cover a coworkers maternity keave in feb tho bc then i def would be full time#for at least 6 weeks#and its possible she might decide not to come back or another aide would leave by then#so i might have an opportunity to be full time by then ir at least close to that#anyway#no money november fr 😔#just realized my tags are confusing my friend is the mom not the baby 😂#she's the one who gates receiving gifts bc she feels awkward lol#but she's broke af and can't afford clothes for her baby let alone cute ones and she loved the onesie when she fot it at her baby shower#but then the baby came a week and a half late#he was supposed to be a march baby he was born in april#and all of a sudden it was too warm for the onesie and he inly got to wear it once#so i was like ok i will get another one in the fall/winter then#but alas
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Amphibiuary Day 17: Toad
This is Canadian Trevor, my plastic halloween toad.
Why did I name him Canadian Trevor? I’m glad you asked! Because it came to me in a dream.
Photo of my reference below the cut
Thank you for modeling for me Canadian Trevor.
#amphibiuary2023#okay okay I'll give a bit more context but be warned I'm literally just going to explain a dream I had and we all know how boring that is#so I work at Michaels the craft store#Michaels also has locations in canada so every once in a while we get product that has been mislabeled with a canadian tag#which means it doesn't scan at the register#so having canadian versions of things is something that happens at work#SO in my dream I am on the floor at work putting out product or whatever#and two teenage girls come up to me to ask where something is#a very normal type of encounter irl#they ask me if we have any of the canadian trevors in stock#because this is a dream of course I immediately know what they are talking about#and that trevor must be the official michaels name for this toad#and there's two models this green one and an all black one#and apparently in this dream world the black one was just regular trevor and the green one is the special canadian version#and then I woke up#and I look at the toad I had just bought and say#well I guess your name is canadian trevor then#not that amusing if you're not me I guess lmao
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i just spent the entire money i got from someone buying my drawing (!!) on products that have names like "ultra UBER gentle soft gentle cleansing cleanser for your weaky little baby skin idiot" and "infant baby SENSITIVE!!!!!! skin lotion ULTRA hydrating but WEAK for your little idiot baby skin your idiot loser dry baby skin" because my entire body is inexplicably so dry it's flaking (including my back???? who has EVER had a dry back) but most soaps dry me out more and most moisturizers break me out and god forbid i even look at a facewash for more than a second because it will somehow do both
#seriously when i wash my face WITH an extremely gentle hydrating cleanser i can't spend more than a second around my mouth area bc it#immediately starts to burn#and this is with any product!!!!#literally bought baby skin lotion bc apparently it's less likely to break you out than normal lotion...... Let's Hope.#just incredible how poorly im suited for life outside of a terrarium. i shouldve been a worm placed in to compost leaf litter#i do think i'd do better in a humid environment but that would mean living in a humid environment so like. untenable of course#also yes someone bought a print of my chappell drawing and payed FIFTEEN MORE DOLLARS than i asked for it! which was very nice#unfortunately i am physically incapable of holding onto money for more than three hours i get twitchy with the urge to spend
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Just started playing Lethal League Blaze, and SILLY GOOBER ALERT!!!
(No highlights version under cut)
#lethal league candyman#lethal league#lethal league blaze#eyestrain#cw eyestrain#he is immediately my favourite character both to play and in terms of design. such a goofball.#i bought the game literally this morning and i already love him
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realized most of my DnD characters who own a magic ring have them for essentially the exact same reason
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#character art#illustration#gnomes#genasi#water genasi#wizard#artificer#rogue#this is a followup to a drawing I did four years ago lmao#Idri has a ring of water walk; Elyss has a ring of free action; Juniper's is a ring of feather falling#tbh none of them actually have cool stories lol they're just 'it was a really kind gift from a friend' or 'I bought it at the store'#also idri would never be this cagey about it; misdirection is literally her job she wouldn't draw attention to her insecurities like this#she'd immediately and breezily go into how cool it is to do cartwheels across rivers or whatever#my OCs#melliwyk#idri#elyss#juniper#dungeons and doodles#noncanon shenanigans
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help i kind of love the guy i just spoke to abt mold and asbestos testing solely based on his voice
#some ppl simply have Such nice voices#it also helps to have a voice kink but. store bought is fine#literally he picked up the phone and i was immediately like 🫵 Twink
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Did I spend probably 30 hours making over 160 gifs of Wish?? Maybe. Did I get burned out after finishing a week ago and haven't posted any of them because sorting is hard even tho I labeled everything? Also maybe...
#i need motivation STAT#i want to so bad but my attention span is shot and I immediately get overwhelmed lol#IM GOING TO TRY TO THO#i think i made some really cool gifs I wanna sharee#and ik how much tumblr likes gifs ;D#i bought a Star plushe at the mall a few weeks ago and I ADORE them#literally one of the cutest things i own#its not from disney tho I think its from Funko#but like it was $12 so a steal#yay girl math!#wish disney#wish movie#disney
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What are you talking about. Exactly zero of these things are essentials
#i hate new cars sm man 😭#i cant even afford a car payment rn but i know i need to get a new car asap#bc my 11 year old ford exploder keeps having parts fail on me and also theres a concerning rust issue going on#so im looking into car options a lil bit so i can maybe get an idea of whats out there#once im done with my payments on like braces and other stuff and hopefully have a bit more wiggle room#and i was already not liking the idea of looking at New new cars bc like#i want buttons man. i dont want some touch screen bullshit thats gonna distract me while im driving you know?#i got spoiled with my 2003 and im worried what its gonna be like if i have to get a New car#so im looking into new car options for literally 5 seconds and immediately find this#'well the interior is made out of shitty fabric but at least it has essentials like [things i absolutely dont need or even want] :D'#like. everything there is completely unnecessary. and fucking ALEXA??#why would i want muskrat to be able to spy on me while im driving. wtf is this bullshit#maybe ill just need to look into used cars specifically but its always such a crapshoot#last time i bought a used car secondhand i ended up with something that broke down literally two days after i bought it#(only reason my current car was good when i got it was bc i bought it from my grandma)#i guess maybe a used car dealership might be better bc then at least i would have some accountability if they sell me something shit?#but i dont even know where to start looking when it comes to finding a used car that i would like...#and i dont exactly just wanna walk into a dealership clueless to see what they have there. i wanna be prepared so they cant fuck with me#idk. still gonna be a while until i can get to that point anyway#rambling#edit: just realized alexa is bezos not musk. but fuck em both i dont care. two heads of the same hydra
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