#LMFAOO

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

this is loosely based off of @emmyrosee 's messing with sukuna post bc i just love the idea of messing with your whiny baby dramatic boyfriend and i immediately thought about katsuki ! if you want this taken down lmk !

katsuki is hilarious to mess with.

you've only been staring at him for about 5 seconds when he turns to you.

"whaddya want ?" he asks with a raised brow. you're still all smiles, resting your head into your palm

"nothing." you hum, he grumbles a bit but doesn't pay it any mind. until you keep staring. he's trying to focus on his phone but you can tell he's about to snap when he starts squinting at the device.

"what ?" he grumbles, red eyes narrow at your smile widening.

"nothing !"

"yn. don't fuck with me."

"i'm not !" you giggle " i'm just looking at you, am i not allowed to ?"

you know exactly what to say to fluster him without fail every time, it's something you're most proud of when you see the tips of his ears turn a light shade of pink.

"..no."

you snort "no ?"

"shaddup." he says through gritted teeth "so what, you're just lookin' at me ?"

"yeah." you shrug "i like lookin' at my pretty boyfriend." you prop your head against the couch and sigh dreamingly to sell the lovesick act. katsuki inhales through his nose, chest puffing like he's upset and he tsks, ears and cheeks beet red.

"weirdo." he scoffs, then grabs the back of your head to pull you in and press his lips to yours roughly.

you're both breathing heavy when you pull away. he looks at you, mouth slightly agape as he heaves lightly, eyeing you from your eyes to your lips. and then he huffs through his nose like a bull and roughly pulls you into in chest, causing you to release an 'oomph !' at the force when he flops down onto the couch, pulling you with him.

"m'not pretty." he mocks your voice and you huff a laugh into his collarbone. you wiggle around and your boyfriend loosens his hold a bit so you can look up at him.

"you so are !" you argue, he won't look at you but narrows his eyes at the tv he'd turned to to distract himself from your gaze.

"nah, that's you, babe." he switches through the channels "thought you said i was handsome last week."

"you can be pretty and handsome at the same time, the proof is right in front of me." you flirt, he looks at your from the corner of his eye and his mouth curls up like he smelled something nasty when you wink at him.

"gross."

"you're blushing~" you sing, closing your eyes and laying your head onto his chest, you sigh happily when he starts rubbing up and down your back instinctively.

"go to sleep. m'tired of listening to you." he pushes your head down into his chest jokingly and you giggle. you can't see the smirk growing on his face from where your being shoved into.

you wrestle out of his hold to look at him to see he's already staring at you, half smirk on his face and he scoffs at your expression, you huff through your nose and your smile widens.

"you love me." you whisper knowingly, katsuki takes the hand off of your back to pinch at your side and he snorts when you squeal.

"unfortunately."

you yelp when he wets his lips and he captures yours in a sloppy wet kiss.

[yourfandompersn]

someone vandalized the Metalocalypse wiki 😭

Rockzo got the worst of it, almost his entire area was changed and all of his gallery pictures are gone ☠️☠️☠️

[catthepillarr]

Yknow I think it would be funny if there was an au where prowl gets mind controlled again but instead of committing more atrocities he's forced to consciously watch himself be kind lol

[silasbirchtree]

love that we're talking abt the "ford reading comments" part of the stream but underrated part of that was stan going "ive known you my entire life and no one has ever called you hot. this has to be fake."

[reigobun]

actually terrified to post this opelasehlep ive seen so many cooler fern designs 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[its-the-rules]

everytime i see lawrence shipped with somebody other than adam i feel like somebody just full force kicked me in the gut

[deadn0tsleep1ng]

little khäärijä sketch request for a friend

[saytrrose]

CMON KINGER /j

[lmanburs]

messy bitch who lives for the drama!!

[starzgaze]

ignore fucky anatomy but what do we thinkg gang

[pinacoladamatata]

takes target manager solas and makes him sad-er

'why are you drawing target manager sola-' stfu! bc i do what i want!

[the-star-rigel]

im going to sob dream calling the raccoon a fox he's never seen an animal in his life

[opioidkara]

* makes my fav indigenous * * makes my fav indigenous * * makes my fav indigenous * * makes my fav indigenous * * makes my fav indi

introducing my new eddsworld au where nothing changes except Tom is cree 😁💥

[brekwrites]

Sure, Charlie

(Convo with @bunisunit went terribly wrong (right?))

[sirlewishamilton]

ryanair admin always at the scene of the crime

[changetheprophecy81]

How is american politics so destructive and hilarious at the same time 😂😂😂😂