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Kamala Harris does want "transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison", btw.
So since Trumpists are getting mad enough about the jokes to actually cite their sources, I thought I'd put the source out into my left extremist commie faggot echo chamber, too.
The claim originates from an ACLU questionnaire she filled out for her 2020 presidential candidacy, specifically this section:
She wasn't given a new questionnaire for 2024, and has stated that while her policy on some things may have changed, her values had not. (This most likely means she moved more to the center to appease larger demographics and cut corners to reach compromises. The basic politician stuff.)
It boils down to this: If you're in prison, whether for "illegal" immigration or other crimes, you rely on the state to provide you with necessary amenities, like food and health care. Her argument isn't "hell yeah everyone in prison should get sex changes for free". It's "gender affirming surgery is a necessary medical procedure. If you are in the states care while this becomes necessary, the state should provide it." If you're outraged by your tax money being used on this, consider the massive amount of people being incarcerated in for-profit prisons, on your dime. Then ask yourself if maybe a prison reform might be in order.
Worth noting: In 2015, while Attorney General, Kamala Harris actually argued against providing gender-affirming surgery to an incarcerated trans woman, claiming that HRT and psychotherapy were sufficiently covering her medical needs. She has since obviously changed her stance and assumed responsibility. (I would like to take this moment to remind my fellow left extremist commie faggots that "willingness to learn and rethink your views" is infinitely more valuable than "perfect from the start and unwilling to listen to anyone")
Also found in the source: This image of Kamala Harris participating in the 2019 San Francisco Pride Parade, wearing what I believe to be a sequin rainbow embroidered denim jacket.
I encourage you to read the provided CNN article and the answers to the ACLU questionnaire, as they give great insight into her values.
TLDR: Based.
#we dont have to get into the fact that most prisons fail to provide bare necessities to inmates because you make more money that way#thats not what the post is about#it is frankly baffling to me that the orange wet bag somehow referenced an actual policy stance#i wasnt aware he knew how to do that#fox news had covered it the morning of the debate so i guess thats how i found out about it#but i didnt know he knew how to read#transgender#transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison#politics#us politics#kamala harris#election 2024#queer#trans#ramble#still think that one guy in my comments was a bot tho lmao#better a bot than this stupid#long post#go vote#vote blue#register to vote#vote so we can have transgender surgeries on illegal aliens that are in prison
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Species Swap AU! Retired couple gets a fairy godchild to help repair their relationship
#fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly oddparents#hazel wells#fop cosmo#fop wanda#fop species swap au#god it felt so wrong drawing cosmo and wanda not green and pink. the assignment was to make them human but blonde cosmo feels so cursed#shoutout to my friend who kept pointing out how depressed i made human wanda and cosmo look. good. they're 5 fights away from a divorce#Cosmo and Wanda start with the dynamic they have in the later seasons of the og show but end with the loving dynamic they have in new wish#fairy Hazel's outfit is from 'Crock to the Future' but with blue pants and no hat or bag. Fairy GodParents dress formal so shes fancy#I know Hazel got a fairy design in the new episode but there's too many fairies with blue hair ok- i am stealing the sparkles though#Peri and Dev incoming. still deciding whether Dev would be an anti-fairy or just a regular jealous one. Peri gets to be a dentist#my art
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Hearing about what goes on in the vengeance saga is so funny to me. What do you mean he used a second wind bag as a jetpack. Can I imagine athena going "okay odysseus now hit the second tower" with it
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#epic athena#epic odysseus#listen. as someone who only knows about this peripherally and when my friends tell me#i'm so confused and yet it's so amusing#where did he get a second wind bag. why didn't he use it before. how did he even get that. i have many questions
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Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone.
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion.
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files.
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued.
“Is he coming to the Manor or…”
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Deadly Decisions#Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder#It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal#Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance#Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew#Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason#Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN#Morally Gray Danny#He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol#Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out#Let Jason & Damian be brothers#Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :>#Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great#Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D#Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination#Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay#Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book#How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive#He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know
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Been thinking about it
#art#fanart#my art#original art#doodles#sketch#shitpost?#Splatoon#Splatoon art#Splatoon fanart#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon big man#big man Splatoon#big man#mantaro#Splatoon memes#splatoon 3#i know how weird my tags can be sometimes. I use this as if it was my diary#anyway dear diary i feel like I’m actually going insane#nothing new. just had to say this because idk what else to say and I have to keep my compromise of putting some random hit in my tags#but honestly yeah idk might die tomorrow or something#i have to get up early tomorrow#but im here having a crisis then drawing the possible ways that big man can carry a#crossbody bag
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*Reader, Angel, and Husk on a heist together*
Reader: How do you think Angel will distract them?
Husk: He’ll probably, like set off an alarm or throw a rock or something. That’s what I would do
Angel: *moaning loudly and sensually at a nearby distance*
Husk: ….
Reader: ….or he could do that
#husk you shouldn’t be surprised you know this man will NOT hesitate to put on a performance#reader is amused and honestly lowkey impressed#you know angel definitely made a bet with them to see how creative he could get#obviously he won😌#my mans gotta collect that BAG💰💰💰#pun intended#anyway I love them and this could lowkey be considered as huskerdust x reader??#I’m gonna say it is cause fuck it why not#huskerdust x reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#hazbin hotel x reader#huskerdust#angel dust x reader#husk x reader#angel dust x husk#fuck I forgot to mention this idea came from an incorrect quote I found online but I just added my own little ✨twist✨ to it#hazbin alastor#hazbin lucifer#hazbin vaggie#hazbin charlie#nifty hazbin hotel#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin valentino#hazbin vox
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list of adults who are great with kids
unfortunately i cant actually make a meme better than the movie
#spider man: across the spider verse#miguel o'hara#miles morales#peter b parker#mayday parker#peni parker#hobie brown#spider punk#spider noir#ft a little spider goddess#under the readmore is just a different version of the miguel and miles onion headline lol#im actually pretty proud of how these turned out#peni looks cute miguel looks techy peter b looks kind of on model even#i wouldve drawn miguel with the ‘dont cry endless possibilities’ bit but he was NOT that nice about it hahaaa#i know in my heart of hearts peter noir would not have been brainwashed like peter b#sorry peter b you’re just such an easy punching bag 😔😔#couldn’t find a meme for jess bc. she’s actually responsible lol#but she will get one if i can find one
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being an adult means we can buy or make as much self-indulgent shit (as we can afford) and unironically have trinkets of our fave things cause our teen years was bullied for liking things and hiding/denying we were ever neurodivergent to the point of suicide. sucks for anyone that thinks its weird cringe but I'm going to try and allow myself to love myself in little ways now
#wish i could tell younger me that i wasnt fucked up i was just autistic#even if youre not nd i still think having things you enjoy around you is important especially for your space#so i make a notable effort to get fandom stuff for my younger siblings now#like my lil sister thinks getting demon slayer stuff is cringe cause anime and what not (havent read it sorry)#but her face still lights up when i get her a pin for her#or a blind bag with a character keychain#and very slowly the self hatred and whatever it feels like that youre not allowed to like anything and that anything you like is bad#starts to diminish#my qpp is obsessed with birds and chickens and has so many trinkets around the house for it#or my friend who loves how pretty stained glass looks that his walls are covered in thrifted stain glass pieces#i know an elderly couple who are obsessed with star trek and they have a room in the house purely for shelves stacked with collectables#my friend's dad is so obsessed with spiderman that he has 3 walls full of figurines and posters and collectables that prob amoutn to tons#like i dont get it but i get it#maybe its because im sick rn but im in my head tonight about human loving things and stories and cocepts to the point of comfort#sara shush#ramble
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pygmalion and galatea for aroace people
you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.
#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#riz gukgak#baron from the baronies#fh class quangle#class swap babeyy! bard!riz that's whats goin on!#I really need tags for these now I think lmao#ask to tag#I feel like this should be tagged something. but I dont know what#in my brain after the initial kidnapping class swap baron's thing is every time riz keeps his story abt them up in front of his friends#they get a little bit closer. they send him pictures of where they supposedly are n stuff#theres a scene in my brain only of kristen and riz on top of the van and kristen is like everything kinda sucks rn can u tell me abt baron#cause what you guys have is so nice and beautiful. and riz almost doesn't but he ultimately can't deny kristen a little peace#lmao I feel like dipping into baron stuff with the class swap is like showing my whole ass online again I just. I'm a#horror person before all else... I cant stop myself. canon baron is Great and Cool but that is kind of the thing. for a horror thing theyre#Too Cool. I think cool is kind of the neutralizer of scary. when a monster is a certain amount of cool it overrides the scary#and now u just have a Cool Monster#its so fucked for bard!riz this year bc he doesn't have an office (he's mooching off the school wifi from the AV club room lol)#so there's no buffer between adventure and home life. so baron just shows up in the strongtower apartment lmao#sophomore year bard!riz looks like a slasher protag so I just leaned into it I guess. he gets a mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon kennedy#well. its worse actually. they can show up where he is at any moment theyve proven this. but they dont#they choose to punish him slowly as he lies to his friends instead. baron is mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon and also a bitch#I think its gonna pop up if class swap baron ever speaks in a comic I do but their voice comes from like. inside their hollow face#it sounds like it's a lot deeper in there than that skull should be#tbh what I have rn is kinda like a bag of loose pieces that Can fit together into something great but I dont have the energy to#really sit down with them yet lol. Im doing this inbetween other things#it comes or it doesn't! it's fine. funny how today's bad comic day also. I wont say this is for bad comic day bc all my comics are#flawless and beautiful and perfect and awesome and beautiful and the best#but u should. if u havent drawn a comic today or at all ever u should draw a comic
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TORSO STUDIES (extras): Kotoha, Shizuka, Tsubakino and Endo
Art Studies with Eve #2
The studio welcomes three lovely queens 🫶
...and a snake 😕
And that completes the torso studies! Thank you for the positive feedback on the first part and for waiting for this one 🫶.
Part 1
#wind breaker#wind breaker nii satoru#endo yamato#yamato endo#tsubakino tasuku#tasuku tsubakino#tachibana kotoha#kotoha tachibana#shizuka narita#narita shizuka#he snuck into the studio and i couldnt get to the camera in time to stop it :(#so now hes here but he still has his sando on#i wasn't going to imagine nor come up with how his tats look under his clothes#but y'all can ig#btw i love all of your tags and replies to the first part frfr#y'all made me lmao with the thirst#no shame cuz im the same with shitara and togame#p.s. yeah its only 1 each this time me knows#drawing endo 3 more times??? with his tattoos on full too??#catch me in a body bag before i even do that#but i absolutely loved drawing the girls#can you tell i like drawing fems more then males?#imma write another post on my main talkin about the art process of both parts
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you know what the most unrealistic thing about MW2 is??? the fact that the 141 did not complain about the heat for a single second :')
i have friends in the uk that told me they've started melting at 18C (round 65F I think) and that's a cool day in LatAm. I know these boys were absolutely suffering in the heat
#.txt#.kiko-talks#like i know for a fact once they wrapped shit off ale and rudy probably took them to a river to cool off#they get to understand the joy of the paletero#how good an ice cold coke is on a hot ass fucking day#OH MY GOD WATER IN BAGS??? I FORGOT ABOUT THAT#.cod#.tf141
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I will never stop thinking about how the fuck Kurt was about to pull WANDA in this show with THAT haircut.
#the level of rizz this man has is astronomical#how does one acquire such ability#Kurt Wagner#the man that you are#I still can’t get over it#like#baby 😭#please fix your hair#I’m crying#nightcrawler#scarlet witch#wolverine and the x men#like yeah#I know he’s a fine ass man#but that hair#I’m sorry I can’t#but slay anyway little blue elf#like ok#get it little German man#bro bagged a baddie with a vector haircut
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Making Heads Turn 🫨
Jason had become a father to a little baby boy, taking him in when he found the poor thing on the streets, in a cardboard box, wrapped in a space themed blanket.
While the obstacles a new parent goes through is tough. He knows it's worth it to have Danny, his baby, his son in his life. He doesn't regret adopting him.
Danny is now at the stage of his little life that he babbles and giggles, Jason always had fun having a conversation with his baby. Although Jason's sure that his hair is getting whiter with the chaos Danny brings now ever since Danny's baby brain realized that he can CRAWL to PLACES >:D
However this new development... is a little strange.
Whenever Jason puts Danny down in his crib to make dinner or any other important errand. Danny will begin to babble to the air, as if his little tyke is trying to talk to someone, making grabbing hands and scooching over to grab someone's attention.
It sent a slight shiver down his spine...
Ever since he made his introduction to Gotham as Red Hood, for the first time to those gang leaders with the bang of the AK-47. Taking over the Gotham underworld by storm with anger and precision.
He always felt a chill down his spine... When he was alone, yet... the Pit Madness flared everytime, making him feel enraged and paranoid. As if he was just waiting for a fight... for a confrontation...
Being alone in his apartment, having nightmares, more like repressed memories of what he had done... Lots of things, but for some reason—his mind... keeps going back to the moment he threw that duffel bag at the table infront of the gang leaders that night... the night he went after the lieutenants, taking their heads.
He doesn't know why.
But ever since the precious cargo that was his baby Danny, arrived in his life. That all went away as he took care, fed, and loved his baby boy.
Jason never had an episode with Danny; he couldn't bare the thought of hurting the child.
Jason was even having less episodes when he was with the Bats!
The chills; however, Jason still feels them occasionally... but they would always disappear the moment Danny would demand attention or to nap.
And instead he would feel something else hang over his baby everytime Danny slept peacefully...
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Second ever DPxDC prompt that I've ALSO been getting brainrot over ❤️ I'm having fun 😄
Basically this prompt idea is Jason adopting a baby Danny, while seemingly unaware that he's being haunted/watched by the people's he's killed to become a crime lord. More specifically, being haunted by the heads/headless ghosts of the lieutenants Jason killed as Red Hood.
While Jason can't seem to see them, he can feel 'chills' from them. Danny, however, CAN see them mostly because I based this on that thing where babies/toddlers can see spirits in those typical YouTube videos that list ToP 5 ScArY gHOstZ VidEOz!1!1
Whatever happened though, this causes the ghosts to instead focus more on Danny than on Jason.
How much will Jason freak the fuck out when he finds out? Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Although Danny is absolutely having fun here ^^
Anyways, I might add extra stuff soon to this!
#Learned that in Batman: Death in the Family: Jason apparently blocked the memories of him killing people + the whole duffel bag incident#I think Jason should be haunted by his past actions aka floating heads or headless ghosts as a treat :)#He's been haunted by the lieutenants ever since he killed them and much like him they also wanted revenge#Add in that trope ive seen that ghosts in Gotham arent visible due to lack of Pure Ectoplasm#+ Jason's Pit Madness being corrupted ecto aka Lazarus waters + fucked up revenent/core = bad times for Jason AND the lieutenants#How is Danny baby? Why is Danny baby? how did he get there??? the world may never know (Me)#he is just baby#that Jason loves with all his heart ever since Jason doesnt even notice how much has changed at first because Fatherhood is stressful 🫠#yes I'm weak for baby Danny + dad Jason prompts no im not over them#i have so much brainrot its unreal yes I got more to add ❤️#Danny has pure ectoplasm radiating but its still very little cuz he's baby#but its enough for ghosts to sense so cue freakout when the lieutenants notice that the baby is staring STRAIGHT AT THEM#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#danny phantom#batpham#batman#jason todd#crossover#dadhood
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If i dont get that eevee bag ill die in the next 5 seconds im serious
#I POSTED THIS FLIPPED ON TWT GRRRRRRRRR DAMMIT#its too late now. tumblr gets unflipped version. im crying#art tag#pokemon#WHAT is her tag. is she a rival or boss. uhhh#rival penny#pokemon penny#penby…… how hav ei never drawn you before now#now i just need to drsw arven. and his stupid bag#posting aer so often omgggg what is this what happened….. i dont know#may disappear for a month soon thats usually how these things go#pokemon sv#was watching jerma fishing stream while i drw this like penny wouldve wanted. i think
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Loving the Marty drawings!!! I'd love to see a doc in your style!
A doc, you say....
woe. many docs be upon ye.
#doc brown#emmett brown#bttf#bttf fanart#back to the future#his double watch action amuses me#my design for him is still kind of rough but it's getting somewhere! not super happy with some of these but it is what it is#it's all in the wrinkles baby. if your docs look a little off slap some eye bags on that guy#the urge to Also give him antennae was strong... saw exactly one picture of him with them and ran#he looks a little off with them sometimes tho... i guess his will be retractable#and now that i know how to draw him somewhat phase two of my devious plan will come into action rubs hands together#(my devious plan being DOC AND MARTY FRIENDSHIP!!!! >:DDDD)#(i love being an artist. i can make characters hug each other whenever i want)#kit does an art
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New AU alert.
Thinking about farms and cowboys.
Also some Hunter doodles just because.
You can still call him whatever you’d like. (Hunter or Tremor/Trevor, honestly I like both and can’t decide lmfao).
also I can’t draw horses.
#art#fanart#my art#original art#au art#Splatoon au#splatoon#Splatoon fanart#Splatoon art#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon deep cut#deep cut splatoon#deep cut#splatoon Frye#Frye splatoon#Frye onaga#Splatoon shiver#shiver splatoon#shiver hohojiro#splatoon big man#big man splatoon#big man#Splatoon Wild West au#? is it Wild West or like farmer or like Texas au lmfao idk anymore#Basically Hunter is obsessed with horses and he definitely dreams of having a mojo dojo casa house#don’t tell anyone but Frye is based off of Pearl (yk Pearl the movie hehehehe) she’s so slay. of course Frye doesn’t kill her family in her#this is a comfort au please. no murder no death no nothing like that just happy farmers and cowboys and milk men. I love it#it’s my way to cope with my dreams I will probably never get to accomplish. Always dreamt of having a farm#also I know the movie Pearl is in the 1900s and the Wild West was like 1800s but I do not give a shittttttttt#yes definitely. this is why I asked how Big Man would carry one of those bags I forgot the stupid name of
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