#I just need the crows TT

[nothingbutwordsstrungtogether]

ABSOLUTELY YESSS

You hear that, Leigh? There doesn't even need to be plot.

Just anything that even has cameo of the crows I will read.

Just anything!

Matthias and Jordie bickering in the afterlife

More Nina and Inej girl talk

KANEJ LETTERS OMG

BIANNUAL REUNIONS (I'm a sucker for dinner at the Van Eck mansion ok?)

Kaz complaining about the Crows

The Crows complaining about Kaz

Wylan blowing shit up.

Kaz doing nothing but talking a fucking walk down the street

Jesper dragging them all to Novyi Zem

Chess match between Wylan and Kaz

Jesper and dogs

Kaz and dogs

Jesper and goats

Jes and Nina trying to bake

Wylan sassing the Merchant Council

Getting snowed in

FRICKING WHAT IFS. SIX OF CROWS WHAT IFS

Guys night out

Girls night out

Kaz beating the shit out of someone with his cane (classic)

Kaz and Inej staring at each other....nothing just staring

Leigh Bardugo could write 13 books with the Crows as the main characters doing absolutely NOTHING with no real plot other than them hanging out and bickering with each other–and i would buy and rate 5 stars every single one of them.

[papsthepepsota]

Sol x Crowe (made this short fanfic for fun)

warning this game is 18+ so minors pls do not interact!

heh I got a lil bit help from @biggest-geo-oogami-enjoyer , I wasn't really planning to post it and just torment my friends with this crack ship but it's getting out of hand. Also they not on character, I'm not really a writer to be able to convey how they would actually act since I only made it to haunt my friends TT

Game is made by @fantasia-kitt

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Sol grimaced as his eyes, ever hungry for his beloved, were met with the sharp droplets of incandescent light; chandeliers dotting the grand ceiling of the venue

As Sol and Crowe exchanged wary glances at each other, the tension between them was palpable. Then MC, with a sinister smile, suggested they dance together hoping to break the icy tension. The idea of dancing seemed as appealing as a stormy night, but they were left with no choice.

MC forced Sol to hold Crowe’s hand and he reluctantly took Crowe’s hand, and Crowe with a heavy sigh took the emo’s hand. Sol, rolling his eyes, accepted it. Their fingers intertwined. The music began, there is an initial awkwardness between the two males, they move in sync while they bicker. Each step was like an attack between the two males. Sol stepped on Crowe’s foot, a sharp yelp came from Crowe. Sol gives out a smirk

“Watch it!” Crowe warned while trying to reclaim the rhythm.

“Maybe if you weren’t so clumsy, it wouldn't’ be a problem” Sol retorted, his frustration evident.

Their bickering continued, each misstep fuelling irritation. They stumbled through the dance, the other couples giving them looks. Crowe tried to lead, only for Sol to assert control, resulting in a clumsy push and pull that seemed to be never ending.

But as the song played on, something began to shift. Sol, noticing Crowe’s annoyance, softens his grip. Crowe returns it by starting to match his movement, their steps become more fluid. The rough edges of their interaction smoothed out and their feet found the rhythm of the music.

The warmth of the music wrapped around them, and the awkward tension melted into a graceful dance, they moved as one. Sol’s hand on Crowe’s waist felt natural.

In that moment, Sol and Crowe realised something while the final notes of the song lingered in the air, Sol and Crowe stood still. Their hearts beating in unisions, and their eyes locked with a newfound tenderness.

In that shared silence, Love had quietly blossomed between them.

heheh here is my lil drawing of them!! (i have way more...i need help)

[thewertsearch]

TG: but each time i would be watching myself from the vantage point of a different crow

Imagine being in Dave’s head, during that last fight with Jack.

Imagine watching yourself die violently, again and again, from the vantage point of a different Dave.

By the time it’s your turn, you already know exactly where each bullet is going to collide with your chest. You're already intimately familiar with the particular tones of your helpless screams - so familiar, in fact, that you're screaming before the bullet has even hit.

You already know how this goes. The only new part is the pain.

TT: Well, if I've learned anything from my extensive skimming over the Wikipedia articles on dream analysis, TT: It's that this dream is very unlikely to have any literal significance whatsoever. TT: It's probably not about dying at all.

If Rose hasn't yet diverged from the bubble's seed memory, then this quote is fairly ironic, in retrospect.

...but if Rose has broken out of the original memory, then she's the funniest motherfucker in the comic.

TG: i think im getting this weird deja vu thing where i was sure we talked about this […] TT: Why don't you tell me more about your dream?

I am so glad we’re going with option two. Never change, Lalonde.

TG: so i kept dying and kept being crows and stuff TG: and then i started to notice something coming from the sky TG: it was this faint eerie singing and i look up and theres nothing there just darkness

This was another peek at Derse, then.

Dave, the Horrorterrors have been trying to reach you since long before the session started. Will you finally heed their call?

TT: Certain texts say singing from the unknowable void carries a message. TT: That its recipient has been selected for a mission of supreme cosmic importance, that will result in your death and that of billions more.

It sounds like Rose is saying that the Green Sun’s destruction will kill many, many more than just the Tumor's pilot.

Now, we already knew that, more or less. The Sun is the keystone of the First Guardian system, and destroying it is sure to cause massive problems with every session in the multiverse. I can't even imagine how dire the long-term consequences will be. We know that - I’m just surprised that Rose is admitting it.

I guess I assumed Scratch had convinced her that destroying the Sun would be strictly beneficial - but no. She knows exactly how much destruction she’s about to dole out.

If you know this, Rose, then what the hell are you playing at?

TT: But one that is essential to the perpetuation of existence itself.

And here’s our answer. Scratch hasn’t hidden the fallout of the Green Sun’s destruction from Rose. He didn't need to, because he's opting for a much more subtle manipulation strategy, framing her mission as some nebulous 'greater good', which 'justifies' any side-effects.

Protect the multiverse from Jack, Rose - and don't worry about English. He's, uh, 'sanctioned by Paradox Space', whatever that means, so don't waste your thoughts on him. Look away from him, Rose.

Look at me, Rose. The real threat is Jack Noir.

That is what you need to fix, you silly girl. He’s your fault, Rose.

Fix it, and damn the consequences.

Don’t even think about the consequences, Rose.

[sillygoofyqueer]

Ough, I don't have much to offer, but I miss crowyuan (rereading everything in that tag rn)

Do Crows and snakes get along? I wonder how crowyuan will interact with tianlang-jun & his nephew...

Also, the old palace master! With how... creepy his character is, and how strong crowyuan's wifebeam seems to be in this verse (damn peak lord catnip lmao), I can imagine him doing some veeeeery unsavory things, if you wanna have fun with that (that post abt Yuan's wings being crippled was so TT, god damnit old crook)

Anyw, just throwing out some ideas, if you ever wanna come back to it. I see your current hyperfixation seems to be wangxian lol. Not many thoughts on that since I haven't read the novel, but looks fun

This is just so sweet...I'll respond to it ahead of the other ones, just because I was like "AWHHH" as I was reading it. Honestly, my hyperfixation is always wangxian, nothing is as strong as them in my mind - you should totally read MDZS....it's so good....it's the best MXTX series in my humble opinion- *gets shot* ANYWAY!!! First off, I have actually done a post about how Crowyuan would interact with Zhuzhi-Lang and Tianlang-Jun!!! You can find that here, but thinking about it generally (and doing a bit of research), I've got a few things that I'd like to highlight about how crow demons and snake demons would interact generally. Did you know that crows actually eat snakes in real life?? I certainly fucking didn't until I was like "yo how do they interact in real life?" THEY EAT THEM. CASUALLY. Honestly, crows are just out here eating predators like it's NUTHIN'. Anyway, applying this to Crowyuan, I've decided that crow demons and snake demons would have a very...strained relationship. Unlike the underwater demons (because I've decided they're very similar to how I portray them in the Leviathyuan AU), ground demons are all squaring up and ready to fight to the death over a murdered demon, so of course these two groups are very at odds with each other - I mean...crow demons probably feast on snake demons like they're a gourmet meal. However!! I feel like this is probably from before Crowyuan came into the equation, so like the basis of life that he starts with. AFTER he comes along, I like to think he (along with Shang Qinghua who was a *checks notes*..chicken demon?) manages to bring in a new age (generally, because you can't change everyone's views) where crow demons and snake demons have a better way of dealing with this. Snakes are a large source of protein for crows in real life, so I don't think that Crowyuan would be like "stop eating snake demons," I think it'd be more of a "hey why don't you eat the already dead ones, instead of the alive ones?" and, after a lot of talking with snake demons, they manage to bring a lot more of a relaxed relationship between the two groups. HOWEVER!! That doesn't mean that they're chill. Crow demons still find joy in fucking with snake demons - like, in real life, how crows disorient snakes through loud cawing, swooping around near the snake, and just pecking on their tails sometimes. Crow demons have this sort of spiritedness to them when they come across snake demons, and snake demons try to steer clear of snake demons because they're so annoying. AND THE OLD PALACE MASTER!!!! If, if, he wasn't almost instantly killed off or stuck in the lowest levels of the abyss, I feel like he'd see Crowyuan (of all kinds) as a sort of trophy or weapon that he needs to get his hands on so he can use this demon - who everyone seems to love?? He just wants the power and control that comes with owning this demon, he's disgusted by Crowyuan himself. Despite his disgust, of course, he would flounce Crowyuan around to events bedecked in garish gold, but would probably keep him in the Water Prison behind the scenes.....BEFORE, of course, he's killed off or stuck in the lowest levels of the abyss. So, there are some thoughts I came across while reading your ask, I hope that helped out with the drought of Crowyuan upon my blog right now.......READ MDZS SO YOU CAN ENJOY MY OTHER AUS!!! /silly/silly

[isa-ghost]

you have eggza headcanons perhaps? 👉👈

I will take any headcanons of course, I love your headcanon posts

Previous Sets:

Set 1

Set 2

Set 3

Set 4

Set 5

Set 6

MORE: Eggza Edition

Starting with two I made in previous sets:

When left to his own devices & off-duty as dad + not needed by any of the islanders for something serious, he let's loose. No more wise bad bitch crow man who's palpably emotionally damaged yet won't admit it. He's off the shits. You've seen Eggza. That's him de-stressing by fully indulging his favorite things: preparing necessities for survival & being an absolute wildcard.

When he heard someone on the island made up a rumor that Eggza is legit because Phil taste-tested a cookie out of curiosity, he took that and RAN. Yeah. He's egg sometimes. Who's his parent you ask? Well that's a secret (it's Rose).

Remember how I said he commits to bits super hard? Yeah. Eggza is his second biggest bit after the 4th Wall existentialism but it's quickly surpassing it to his biggest one

Genuinely he enjoys his Eggza time. Everyone knows they'll get nothing but task help out of him more or less, so they more or less leave him alone unless it's to say hi or a chance encounter.

Everyone finds him speaking with signs funny and endearing. Except Tubbo. But that's understandable, dyslexia go brr. Even though the fool sometimes forgets he can tts the signs. It's fine, he's most likely to derail Eggza's cookie grinding so it's better if Tubbo stays away doing Tubbo things

He's torn between the kids witnessing Eggza & never witnessing Eggza. He can't tell what's funnier or if he'd be embarrassed. They've heard stories from other eggs though

He has no interest in making himself Look like an egg. The sign usage is all he needs. And its funnier when you approach your grown ass man best friend Philza Minecraft only for him to look as wild as he did during Purgatory but without the Looks Like He's Dying Slowly part & refuse to talk to you verbally. The "what the fuck is happening here" is the best part of Eggza, if he starts LOOKING like an egg everyone will understand what's going on and that's lame

He bounces off everyone's energy. The more unhinged they are, the more unhinged he is. Unless he's harassing the baker. Then he fuels his own fuckery

The funny thing is he makes sure everyone thinks he's constantly this wild gremlin that only knows one thing: Grind. But really if no one's around while he's grinding, he's actually just straight up vibing. Got headphones in, blasting his jams, doin his work. In his lane, unbothered, flourishing.

I would sell my soul to see Eggza beat the ever-loving shit out of Purgatory workers it'd be so fucking funny holy shit

One of his favorite parts of going Eggza Mode is amusing his friends with the way he's just a nonverbal weirdo. Especially when he answers something they say by just dancing

If He's An Extra Silly Gremlin They'll Give Him Avocado Toast As A Treat

No one knows where he shoos his crows off to when he's Eggza. Or if it's some unspoken "ok time to scatter" rule as soon as he puts the gas mask on by the bakery. But they disperse and for a while, the other islanders can't shake the feeling of Phil seeming strangely bare for some reason. It's bc the murder is away

Tbh I bet even without the Hardcore dreams, he'd sleep a long time with how hard he works as Eggza

"Hard work," I say, as if most of the time Phil isn't just making mobs insatiable amounts of horny so everyone can give the baker what they're asking for (the awareness of this is half of why he's so unhinged as Eggza, it's too absurd & funny to him)

Calling back to another prev non-Eggza hc I made, he has less of a filter when he's not parenting or in peril. He has said some absolutely wild out of pocket shit on signs

If given the right kind of motivation, an islander could probably get Eggza to go feral and kill something or someone. Fit tosses him a stack of whatever arbitrary item Phil might find enticing enough atm & Phil is suddenly on a spree like he was with those bunnies that one time

[kurczeno]

ok so a little rant about DA:V, because I feel like it needs to be said. First a disclaimer: if you are hyped, thats good for you, really. Enjoying the final product is absolutely fine. However, I've seen SO MANY people, especially here on tumblr, but also on tiktok and reddit acting as if any criticism of the game is just people being mean haters or homophobic.

And don't get me wrong - there are probably people taking things too far, just for the sake of it. There are also people mad about the wokeness - though as a person that is very interested in the topic, I've seen only one? discussion about this matter and it wasn't even made by people that like the series, they just wanted to complain about wokeness in games, etc.. But I'm not saying these people don't exist, because I haven't seen them.

However I am seeing so many valid criticism of the game being discredited for no reason and I feel like there is at least one thing that needs to be said.

I played Origins over 20 times. DA2 and DA:I - also more than once, but I didn't count it. I loved all of them - even the Inquisition, despite its many flaws. But it's not a post about them - the thing is, I am a fan of a series. I've been since I was little and later I got that stupid hyperfixation. I was extremely excited about the game, despite SO MANY red flags - I'd say it's still Dragon Age and I'm sure it won't be that bad.

But at this point even I can't cope that hard.

First of all - it's barely Dragon Age at this point. I just want you to remmeber that most of the staff that was working on the first three games got fired or resigned themselves. The LEAD WRITER himself, David Gaider (he's incredible btw, go follow him on twitter and play stray gods!!!) has been trashing Bioware on TT for years and he's been there for 12 years. He tried to highlight just how badly the company treats its workers - and it's not only Bioware, it's gamedev in general. I have many friends that work in gamedev and whenever we talk about situations like this their reaction is "yeah, but thats what happens in gamedev every half a year". You know, it's so bad, we just treat it as a standard. Why am I bringing all this up? Because I think that countering every argument with "you haven't played the game yet" or, even worse "people are only complaining because woke" is just buying into their narrative, taking the responsibility from them. When the truth is that every single teaser looks, to say the least, outdated. The graphics are very, very bad, the designs are mid at best (I'd single out Neve and technically? Emmerich, but he looks horrible because of the graphics, so...), the reps show that they know little about Dragon Age (I'm in love with that one recording in which they collectively barely remember Zevran. The companion in the most beloved game. The guy that is basically the only source of info we get about the Crows. The Crows that are a fraction in their game???), they have already stated that your choices don't matter. I can elaborate on each of these, but the post is already to long and my point is different - don't excuse Bioware. And I'm sorry, but "play the game first" shouldn't be the argument here, because the things that should be good, regardless of the game itself fail - I'm sorry, but this isn't an indie game. It's made by a huge company, with loads of money after two commercial flops. I know some of you (including me!) are nostalgic towards Bioware, because of their games and what they meant back in the day, really. But at the end of the day, the games were made by people and Bioware is just a company. A big corporation, that just wants to make money, has a long history of mistreating their employees and has delivered the worst teasers I've seen in a long time.

TLDR: I'm not trying to tell you, you are wrong to be excited. I'm just kindly asking you to stop coming to Bioware's defense at all costs, because they don't deserve it.

(also I know David himself has reacted to the teasers and reviewed them in a positive way but I am talking mostly about the things that I blame on higherups. However I personally think that Gaider, as someone who's worked in the industry knows that there are many people there that ARE actually passionate about the product. Not the reps, please, they are embarassing, but the animators, writers, etc. And trashing their work as a lead writer of the first games would be a little too much, even if the final thing is not their fault. They don't need any more shit)

[doyouknowthemossinman]

need more freaks = moths iconography in the fandom. like why does everyone like drawing phil's crows but no one wants to draw us moths (not complaining legitimately asking if anyone wants a little comic of us because if someone has a joke about sneeg and moths i will draw it but i'm not funny enough)((or find a tts that killed him just right and i will make like 3 panels out of it))

[nikethestatue]

Hello! 🫰

My English isn't very good, but you're one of my favorites for answering questions and helping to understand things about ACOTAR, so I decided to write to you.

I've been thinking about this for a few days regarding Gwyn. For me, she's a mysterious character I don't hate her, but she's not my favorite.

I mean, I know some fans portray her as innocent because of the trauma she went through, but I feel like she's not entirely good, or is she being manipulated by someone? She has many secrets, especially since I don't trust her because she can't keep secrets or how she knows about the death of KOH with the TT. The moment where she hints at not being friends if Nesta knows the truth about her, definitely raises some red flags. Could Gwyn betray Nesta?

I really appreciate you taking the time to read my thoughts! I know Gwyn is a complex character. It’s true that her past trauma adds layers to her character, but I’d love to hear your thoughts! 💖

Yes, I think that there are some big questions around Gwyn.

I do think that SJM left the door open with her and didn't commit to anything 100%, so that she could pick up on some of the hints later on, or just not touch her at all.

Some things that I find sus about her:

The general description of Priestesses as someone who is power hungry, vengeful and wanting to wield influence in Courts

Gwyn quickly befriending Nesta

Gwyn having the same eyes--repeated frequently--as Ianthe

Ianthe having had 2 sisters

Gwyn having lived her whole life in Sangravah (as far as we know), next to the Cauldron's leg

Gwyn inexplicably knowing that Nesta killed the King. 'with the shadowsinger's knife'. How in the world would she know this?

What happened to her mother? to her grandmother?

Who is her father?

Why does she glow when she sings?

Why did Nesta go into a violent nightmare after hearing Gwyn sing?

Why did Azrile 'find' himself in the Library at 7 pm, acting strangely, needing to give away a potentially Made necklace?

Why did she keep asking Azriel if he sings?

Why did Nesta wanted to 'crow' about her to everyone?

Why won't she wear the invoking stone?

What did she mean when she said that Emerie and Nesta wouldn't respect her if they knew the truth about her?

So many questions.

I wonder if we'll get answers.

[torpidtornadoxd]

i've been bored and i have been also wanting to do this, my name is andromeda and these r my homestuck ocs

Name: Kairon Camiax

Caste: Indigoblood (Sagimini)

Classpect: Knight of Doom and derse

Strife specibus: scythekind

Lusus: Pallas's cat

Sylladex type: Pictionary

Age: 6 sweeps old (13 human years)

Typing quirk: just span-glish, often switching between spanish and english depending on the situation

Quadrants: <3: Limina Seasee

Sexuality and gender: aroace lesbian, any/all pronouns

Trollian handle: torpidTornado [TT]

Name: Fearos Cathel

Caste: Jadeblood (Virra) (Seadweller)

Classpect: Mage of Doom and derse

Strife specibus: staffkind

Lusus: ???

Sylladex type: Memory

Age: 9 sweeps old (20 human years)

Typing quirk: none, just perfect grammar

Quadrants: <3: Nemele Adamid

Sexuality and gender: non-binary and gay (they/them)

Trollian handle: cataclysmicCatastrophe [CC]

Name: Verali Royeli

Caste: Oliveblood (Lesci)

Classpect: Page of Mind and prospit

Strife specibus: gunkind

Lusus: Crow

Sylladex type: Tree

Age: 9 sweeps old (20 human years)

Typing quirk: changing K for |<, changing O for 0 and I for 1

Quadrants: <3: Nereda Adamad <3<: Furore Adamid

Sexuality and gender: transfem and lesbian (she/they)

Trollian handle: tactileThrilled [TT]

Name: Nemele Adamid (he's dead)

Caste: Goldblood (Gemus)

Classpect: Page of Space and prospit

Strife specibus: bazookakind

Lusus: Red slider turtle

Sylladex type: ???

Age: 18 human years

Typing quirk: at the start of every sentence he adds "#", uses XD, LOL, YOLO, LMAO and abbreviations and emoticons also types very fast, tends to misspell

Quadrants: <3: Fearos Cathel <>: Zedahi Routes

Sexuality and gender: Transmasc and bisexual (he/they)

Trollian handle: criticallyAbstract [CA]

(this one needs a re-design)

Name: Nereda Adamad

Caste: Cobaltblood (Scorus)

Classpect: Witch of Blood and derse

Strife specibus: swordkind

Lusus: ???

Sylladex type: hash

Age: 9 sweeps old (20 human years)

Typing quirk: speaks very formal but exchanges the letter S for $ and B for &

Quadrants: <3: Verali Royeli

Sexuality and gender: sapphic (she/her cis ig)

Trollian handle: gracefulAbsence [GA]

also!! i have like 21+ ocs but i guess you could call these the main cast or smth XP

[toiletology]

The cats MEOW

The famous "M" on the tabby cat. Is it just a random m-ar-KING or was it placed there by GOD to give you a clue to the real nature of reality?

Luckily for you my name is MATT and I am the king of the cats so I already know answer.

M = 13th letter or 1+3 = 4. There are 4 lines in the letter M.

Why is that important? Well my dear Watson M represents TIME or ME/WE (turn the e = mm).

The M has 4 lines or 11:11 which can also be read as 77:77.

Like I've written in my previous blogs heaven and hell exist now ALL around you.

There are 49 degrees in HELL (TT/77/LL) and 49 degrees in heaven.

HELL on a calculator spells out 4377 or 777 (43 or 34 is also 17+17).

17 = GOD

G = 7 O = 6 D = 4 Add it up = 17

To escape hell you must dial "key" or "halo" on a phones keypad (not literally, its just a clue numbskull).

To get your CROW/N 🐦‍⬛ you must find the 73 or the 777 LUCK .

T (top) = 7 (luck) or L (low)

T > UR > KEY 🦃 (DUH!).

The t is a cross or two lines intersecting and X marks the spot! (jackass ;)

TT = Pi or a doorway/portal/wormhole out of the MATrix.

This universe (you <> aNd <> eye) that we all live in is GODS beaver dam. Gods creative power is always flowing like an endless river. This universe became Gods solution to slow their flow into a less chaotic random mess.

The 7 or T is your key to escape (1/7 to be exact). You gotta split the red sea/see (C light).

And the color GREEN = 49.

To pay your respects "F" you must plant your FLAG.

"grace" = 34 (Ordinal) or 17 + 17.

A ladybug is red 🐞which can mean luck or it can mean stop 🛑 or something bad.

The color "RED" can be both a sCARy color or a color that can be beautiful like a rose or painted lips.

"red" = 27 (Ordinal) or two sevens (49)

The first color of the light spectrum is RED and there are 7 colors to the rainbow. You need to FEEL the colors more so than see them.

The same goes true for LETTERS and NUMBERS they are all sentient and the way (way = mat) GOD will speak to you.

To unlock the secrets of the 11:11 (77:77) or the M box you must learn to SEE, HEAR, FEEL on an extremely DEEP level. The FORCE is real, but you can't FORCE it, you must allow GOD to FLOW through you naturally and AUTHENTICALLY.

M = A but how?

M = 4

A = 4 (A represents Apple, Compass, Illusion, Eye, AH)

FORMAT > 4 M@ (@ = AT/Compass, apple, AH, eye, illusion)

A, I, O are interchangeable. The MOT/HER can also be MAT.

HER/MIT ;)

M = IT (I = 1, T = 7) S/HE IS THE EVENING, S/HE IS EVE! The Porcelain Goddess, you must keep the queen clean!

This reality is a holo-fractal clock and works on time. You escape the MATrix by improving your TIMING. The apple is the illusion, the mirrors represent positive (love) or negative (fear).

🪞🍎🪞

Snake = Ground/Gravity/Pain/Fear/Devil

SNAKE or S is the SIX/6 🐍 the 6 is the BUG 🐞the devil is just a ladybug, but the bug grows stronger the more you feed IT.

The S can also be read as an M (flip it around) you must learn to transmute the chaos into order.

SNAKE PLISSKEN = SNAKE LISTEN or SNAKE IS IN, L is IN. (Combine the L with the I = LI = U now re-read it US IN, the P is just a tongue but can be a lower b p and the one true God is the QUEEN BEE 🐝)

The snake can be both good or bad and everything in-between. To interpret the SIX takes practice. It can be a sign you are getting SICK or more BUGGED. The 6 can be the HOOK of the devil bringing you down low. But don't forget JESUS was also a fisherman and that HOOK can also bring you up which can become a 9.

Nine = N (look at the letter it is two sevens/77).

So are you in (R-U-N) or are you Not? The seven can bring you UP or it can bring you 7/Low.

Don't get trapped by heLLs Ls you must increase your L/7/T/luck. The 7 is how you escape the CUBE (6 sides 8 corners its missing the 7).

What is 17+17? 34 What is 34+34? 68

What is 49+49? 98

There are 49 degrees to he77, and 49 degrees to heaven.

"heaven" = 107 (Reverse)

0 is the finally degree or the O or your way OUT (two/11). Read OUT backwards it is TOU/TWO or the 11 or 77. Are you starting to get it now?

37 (777), 77 (49) to escape the cube/chessboard you need the 77s.

The queen in chess is the strongest and luckiest piece and she moves 27 squares or two sevens and crosses seven 3 times. There are 64 squares on a chessboard or two 8s. (49/64). 8 = ate/eat/eight.

8 = 1 + 7, there are 17 chromosome pairs in the APPLE, @, A.

ATE = MAT (turn the E)

M can be read as a 3 or a 13 (1+3 = 4) or 3 & 4 (17+17). To escape the MATrix you must become a bee 🐝🍯and GOD is the Queen Bee.

"queen bee" = 34 (Chaldean) "queen" = 27 (Keypad) "queen" = 21 (Septenary) 7+7+7 "queen" = 73 (Reverse) "bee" = 8 (Keypad) "be" = 7 (Ordinal) "be" = 7 (Septenary) "be" = 7 (Chaldean) "heart" = 52 (Ordinal) "heart" = 17 (Chaldean) "hear" = 17 (Septenary) "feel" = 17 (Reverse Reduction) "sing" = 49 (Ordinal) "sing" = 21 (Keypad) "hymm" = 49 (Reverse) "humble" = 28 (Keypad) "God" = 17 (Reduction) "lord" = 49 (Ordinal) "lord" = 21 (Keypad) "goddess" = 73 (Ordinal) "goddess" = 34 (Septenary) "goddess" = 33 (Keypad) "goddess" = 28 (Reduction)

GEMATRIA = MATs AIR EGG, yep we are ALL (ATT) floating on MATTs EGG. You sleep on MATTress everynight, you get married in MATrimony, you give birth MATernity, we are all MATTer. To escape the MATrix you need to understand the MATh. I can only show you the door = MAT you must walk through it.

This reality functions on TIME (it me), time acts as the walls or prison bars to this reality.

The M is one of the keys out. You must learn to FEEL and move the letters and numbers around in your mind like a Rubik's cube to decode it on the fly. You can't take letters or numbers at face value because they can become distorted by your disharmony or interpretation of them. God speaks many layers deep, so you can't rely on your brain only the FEELING combined with your knowledge of Toiletology.

Like I said before a 6/six could be making you sick, or it can be making you SICK as in a bad ass.

Feeling confused yet? F = EEL or ILL which is a word that can mean sick or you're sick with it.

F can also mean RESPECT or represent a FLAG. It takes time to be able to interpret these "codes" or "errors" that's exactly what it is. GOD made us perfect in their image, except that we are ALL kind of BUGGY.

"buggy" = 27 (Keypad) "buggy" = 73 (Reverse) "bug" = 14 (Keypad)

To escape the MATrix or MOT you need to start noticing your "glitches", "bugs", "errors", "typos", "mistakes", and "accidents."

GOD speaks to US and gives us clues on how to FIND them through these error correcting codes. We aren't in a simulation but it does operate like a computer the way God designed it. Our glitchy programming is the backdoor to escape hell into heaven. I have discovered this (with my cosmic sisters help of course) this backdoor and the door = mat.

Not only is there programming in the underlying fabric of reality which is completely undetectable (until now). God designed reality like a video game. And just like a video game there are cheat codes.

It is possible to escape this holo-fractal MATrix through a backdoor and the door = 17

"backdoor" = 33 (Reduction) "backdoor" = 69 (Ordinal) "doormat" = 86 (Ordinal) or 98/68 half of 86 = 43, half of 68 = 34, half of 98 = 49. 86 = 8 + 6 = 14 (two seven), 9 + 8 = 17

M = 11:11 or 4 lines, 4 = A /@/apple or the WIZARD OF AHHHHHS.

THATS A TYPO, YEAH RIGHT MAN! Your name goes through like 17 computers a day.

"orwell" = 77 (Reverse)

T = UR = KEY

The "T" can be read as a 7 or an L or a T.

Getting confused yet? Like I keep saying it works on FEEL and to FEEL the FORCE takes practice.

You can't level up your skills or find GOD without LOCKing/LUCKing onto GODS signal and that signal = 17.

"frequency" = 37 (Septenary)or 777

You gotta find that LUCK/7UCK/TUCK to escape the MATrix to break your NPC/A.I programming.

There are a couple KEYS you must learn to use to escape the door TT 17 (77) that's the doorway and the door = mat and the way is (mat).

A double sided tuning fork is exactly what we humans are. There are 7 chakras in the human body.

"tuning" = 77 (Reverse) "tuning" = 27 (Septenary) "tune" = 21 (Reverse Reduction) "chakras" = 17 (Chaldean) "chakras" = 128 (Reverse) half of which is 64. "chakra" = 14 (Chaldean)

Gematria can help with your belief, but you shouldn't rely on it for your all answers. Gematria can be pretty spammy and not that helpful, so I try to keep it to a minimal.

"answers" = 27 (Reduction) "answer" = 37 (Reverse Reduction) "answer" = 34 (Keypad)

Leonardo Da Vincis Vitruvian Man displays 4 arms and 4 legs or 8 (1+7).

An interesting aspect of the human body is when you raise your arms above your head it creates a U and your legs create an N (n) shape like the tuning fork.

Now I repeat the question r U n or are you out of tune?

A you (U) can be an UP or a C (see) or UNDER like a DUD.

Just like an N can mean in, or n (no), or a Z/N (snooze alert zzzz), the N can be many things some good, some bad and some in-between.

The answer = ans (a = 1, n = 5, s = 1) Whats that spell? 7 ANS = NAS N = nothing, A = anything, S = something

Good people get something, shitty people get nothing and ANGELS get anything. A = 4 N = 77 S = 6

7 x 11 = 77 or 49

ELEVEN <> ELVEN <> EVE

11 = 77

The N is another key you must learn to use to escape the black cube of Saturn's HEX/agon (6).

[fbs-fc-ur-mommy]

Warning: angst ⚠️mentions of seggs and violence /⚠️ non consensual⚠️(Basically S. A and rpe )no romance in this. SUICIDE ⚠️Autor doesn't support s.a kink or rpe (from an s.a victim)⚠️

Pairing :legion x reader

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You we're the last survivor, all your teammates leaved you behind, as you see the gate in front of you the joy was quickly replace with fear when you saw Frank sitting casually there and playing with his knife .You we're surprised to see Frank in a new brand clothes than his dirty ones. He was wearing some military similar clothing with combat boots and an gas mask on his face. Trying careful not to make any noise to turn the other way an crow suddenly cawed making him look at up from his knife.

Not even thinking you ran without looking back, you knew that he probably was smirking under his mask and for your sake giving you an ahead. Breathing heavily you tried to find the other gate or maybe by luck the hatch.

To your prayers you found the gate and trying to open it, you again prayed that the sounds that the gate was making to stop looking every second behind your back.

You we're so close to open it... So close... But an hand in your hair yanked back on your back hard making your vision go blurry. You tried to get up, you've received an punch in your face, then an kick in your stomach. Your air goes out of your lungs, tears blurring your vision, your lungs screaming for more air but couldn't breath cuz of your badly broken nose. Now the fear and panic takes over adrenaline. Trying to cover your face with your hands and cover your vital organs with your legs up to your chest you forget that you have an mini skirt. Hyperventilating you noticed that he stopped his assault instead he was breathing heavily.

You got it right away, you didn't need another hint, trying to get up again you we're grabbed by your waist, kicking and punching the air you tried he only tighten his grip.

You tried to fight. You really tried. You got an advence when he was trying taking off your skirt, you took off his mask and thrust your acrylic nail in his left eye. You tought that the pain would distract him only and only for him to grab your ankle, lading on your stomach you looked back for the first time only to revive an hard punch right in your broken nose. You weren't surprised when you got knocked up by the punch, the first time you got saved by the adrenaline. The fear won't save you. The fear didn't either saved you when your drunk dad killed you with his beer bottle . You weren't surprised when you woke up sore down there and seeing him above you. You closed your eyes hoping that all will end, that the entity will have mercy and just kill you.

You hoped that the survivors will comfort you. They weren't surprised when you told them. They instead blamed you. They shamed you. They blamed you for seeking attention. They blamed you in every way possible. They cursed you in every way possible.

You we're lucky.

You found micheal myers at the lake.

He took your idea when you handed an small kitchen knife.

You closed your eyes. And waited .

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Comfort to all rpe and S. A victim no matter tt what it wasn't your fault <3

Idek what but I will write an fan fic with the noir from the welcome to the game

[crow-bug]

hi crow

bug

Ill just call you crow

*crow noises*

anyway just here to say that i will not be drawing anything for your bday this year, sowey :’)

there are a lot of ocs and other stuff i want to focus on right now, and i just dont have the motivation to draw one of those characters

mainly cuz ig i wasnt rlly expecting to become moots right before your bday lol

tho next year is a definately cuz ill have time to plan 👍👍

IT'S OKAY CALL ME ANYTHING!!! crow... bug... crowbug. bugcrow. raveninsect(my evil twin)

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT MAN!!! you don't need to do this for me!! thank you so much though i really appreciate it (i'm sobbing already you're a very sweet person TT)

focus on your ocs man!!! i know how that feels HAHAHAHHA i wanted to draw some fanart to post on insta or tumblr... but i couldn't finish them because i can't stop drawing my oc LMAOOOAOAO

[endoftheworldhere]

In the eternal search for more crows content post-finishing my last reread of the books i picked up your hunger games au (listening via tts while im at work) and im just over here like hot damn ive not seen someone pick up the exact Vibe of both of these book series so well before, the feel of the series and characters from soc are both spot on. Incredibly hype to get through it I just felt the need to tell you

Thank you!!! They’re two of my favorite book series so I’m glad you think I’m doing them justice

[the-botanist-and-the-alchemist]

Incorrect Quotes

Featuring all my OC's for TTS <3

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Eugene: Watcha got there..? Zodi: petting a ostrich A smoothie.

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Cass: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

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Cass, near tears: Please, Cyrus, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Miriam: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

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Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread Etta: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. Zodi: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. Cass: if you want information it is Cyrus: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Zodi: I’m sorry for being annoying. Zodi: It will happen again.

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Storm: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Zodi way. Eugene: Isn't that the wrong way? Storm: Yes, but it's faster.

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Zodi: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Zodi: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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Miriam: coughs blood Aspen: Don't die, Miriam! Miriam: Don't tell me what to do!

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Storm: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Zodi! Neither of them die Zodi: … Storm: … Zodi: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Storm: No thank you.

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Aspen: I just had a long talk with Miriam and Zodi about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.

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Miriam: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up! Miriam: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

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Eugene: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? Cyrus, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

[thefandomexpert]

skipping the ‘women are not a monolith’ bc that’s in another comment. all opinions herein are my own, i’m not prefacing each statement with that so if I say something you personally disagree with it’s not a problem these are just my Onions

first, this seemed very surface level. they’re missing a few big name primarchs for both columns which is baffling.

khan, gman, and vulkan are all standard, loyal, manly men ™️ who also happen to be textually ‘nice’ to mortals/are generally seen as well-adjusted individuals.

This poster has missed the fact that, as far as my corner of the internet is concerned:

1) khan has very little lore compared to his brothers. even if he’s cool he’s not Plot Relevant. there’s no character arc with him? he’s cool. that’s literally it. and i love him for being cool but there’s nothing for me to play with there

2) gman is the most basic white bread unless you like him in which case he’s a sleep-deprived ‘i didn’t ask for this’ ceo dilf scrambling for any sense of security who makes bad decisions in part because he’s sleep deprived and scrambling. i am willing to bet the latter characterization was not really considered when making this post, considering this poster doesn’t think he’s simped over (untrue)

3) vulkan, like khan, also suffers from having brothers that are more plot relevant, though he has more of a character arc (or he could if they brought him back). However, he also suffers from The Fandom Racism Problem. but we don’t need to get into that rn.

42k!Guilliman aside, there’s nothing interesting to be had there narratively, and the other two haven’t been lore relevant since the heresy, unless you want to count tts’ revival of vulkan.

guys i’m surprised are not on this list: corvus really should be up here considering his temperament, and sang?? and FULGRIM???? that says a lot about where the poster is coming from. like fulgrim is for the queers so i get missing out on him if u don’t get him but you didn’t think we’d like sang???? textually prettiest primarch????? the only reason i can think he’s skipped is because he is simped for and therefor is not a surprise

meanwhile,

1) angron is The Single Most Tragic Primarch of the lot, his inevitable clash with the imperium is very good for getting to the core of the Imperial Problem, and he’s a sympathetic and relatable character. i, too, would want to rip my dad apart if he didn’t take the painful metal contraption that made me fuckass mad out of my head even if he could, and made me leave my friends to die to boot. is clearly trying to do right but is forced to do otherwise in a way that’s far more poignant than guilliman or lion making a nasty genocidal decision ‘for the greater good.’ can be either a True Tragic Figure or a beast for a beauty candidate. if you wanted to fix-it one primarch and fix the whole plot by extension, the answer would not be hugging horus or letting gman take a nap: it would be handling The Angron Problem because he is the biggest most obvious example of the imperium Not Working the way it’s being sold. he’s fucking compelling. and he has the biggest rack aight look.

2) corvus is fandom bait full stop. wet cat of a guy who turns into a crow demon and bothers one of the more annoying traitors forever and ever. guilty about his tragic mutated kids. guilty about a lot of stuff actually. again, sad wet cat. and while he’s not plot relevant post dropsite, he’s still textually around and open for a dramatic return. and i mean. look at shrike. tell me they didn’t expect the hot topic kids to be rg players. go on. the only way they could have made him more baity is to put clip-ons in his hair and dress him up in plaid skirts and fishnet gloves. rawr means ily in dinosaur, i made u a cookie but i eated it ass primarch.

3) kurze is again equal parts tragic and potential beast to tame from a fandom perspective. he’s got a cool gimmick with the future sight and who hasn’t wanted to skin a few oligarchs you know? he’s surprisingly witty and he’s got that tall dark and triangle look the tumblr girlies tend to like. there’s a canon example of him keeping a human alive as a pet for multiple years even. you can make this work, easy.

i get the sense some people question why people would like the traitor primarchs, as if telling emps to fuck off and die isn’t the hottest thing a guy can do in this setting (again: one of the major reasons 42k!gman has any appeal is his disillusionment with his father and his genuine struggle to understand why imperialism isnt working out. you’ll get it eventually buddy). they all maim and kill people so that’s also just. way less of a factor than you’d expect, except if they do it in particularly clever or charming ways, which the standard Manly Men primarchs do not, and also we like villains here, sir.

guys i’m surprised are not on this list: mortarion lmao. he’s just as bad if not worse than curze from an appearance standpoint and he’s not a nice guy, neither is he a big scary aggressive protector/hunter/etc dynamic candidate. he’s just there and he just Sucks. and we love him for that. like people are nuts over this guy. which is excellent! but given what poster expected he should be a big surprise. maybe magnus - i can see some people missing his appeal as he’s touted as a nerd and he’s continually a massive loser in every sense of the word…as long as you’re unfamiliar with the wild popularity of the tts version. this may be a sang situation where he’s not mentioned bc he’s expected and proven to be simped over, no surprise.

Lmao

Primarch simps of Tumblr, what is your verdict? (No hate to OP, just poking fun)

[malevolententity]

veilguard giving us backgrounds with a cast of characters that have allusions to relationships but nothing Really set (if ur a crow teia is a friend and viago is your boss who cares about you and respects you but also you piss him off like no one else) is so fun because you can truly just look at this cast that ur vaguely connected too and develop a whole backstory that doesnt conflict with anything really. origins and 2 are very Rigid that distorting needs a lot of fuck u canon. and inquistion like. Doesnt have connections it has sentences to inform where ur from but nothing to really connect with.

veilguard for me hits that perfect balance of a backstory you can interact with and everything feels like it matters but its loose enough that you can add anything and it works

ive got my own vague ideas of crow rooks gritty details. but i saw people on tt talking about how their crow is viagos half sister. or a street kid that viago raised. or a childhood bestfriend and idk its fun. that everyone can put their own spin on the same details and still get to the same end point of a backstory