#I just bet she’s such a boss

[ramp-it-up]

Dolly was is that bitch.

Like, who was Jolene that she couldn’t compete with her?

[xero013]

What are you? 🚇(🐟)×⚡(🥼)

[laughroditee]

I love how they gave Valeria a pink manicure. Like she's girl bossing it up with her drug cartel and then also saying "let's go for something cute and feminine while I break this pendejo's face open."

[fizzyrodeo]

so. stella's rumored backstory. how are we feeling? do we;

a) think it's going to demonize her further instead of giving another layer to her character

b) think it's going to be one of the many happenings in that episode that makes it even clearer that stella doesn't have substance and is nothing more than a plot device [much like what happened to a certain cowboy]

c) think that it won't be touched on by stella herself, but a different character [probably andrealphus because no cisgender females in this show can exist without a man being drastically involved in their development]

d) think it will reveal information that causes a debate of double-standard in the fandom

e) all of the above

[aleksanderscult]

[idledreams4]

I improved my morning alarm

[vinkumakkara]

that one cutscene where Shaundi’s at the gym, like you really feel like it’s Like That just so they could put boob jiggle on her, but like... Boss questions how she’s in such good shape despite her habits. and she’s trying to play it so cool by saying she’s “full of surprises” like bet she was not able to sprint a mile without coughing up a lung before the VC incident. it’s why she started working out - she wants to be strong not just for herself and for the gang, but also because she wants to kick Johnny’s ass... because that would impress Boss. the logic is crystal clear and it’s dumb as shit, she fits among Boss and Johnny like a fist in an eye

[iguessitsjustme]

Thinking about how I got the project I wanted this year (yay) and my manager and coworker who was formally on the project were like "it's fine and not stressful except when you have to prepare the report for [president of company] and I just went "oh I don't care about that. That will be fine" and they both looked at me like i had grown a second head

[coquelicoq]

"NO AMBROSII ALLOWED" did you. Did you pluralize Ambrosius? (I mean obviously you did, it just enchants me SO MUCH i had to tell you here 😅)

latin-second-declension-ass name. he should just be glad i left it in nominative case 🙄

[y-eontan]

genuinely wondering when this lady's gonna notice she left her phone at the bathroom

[gatalentan]

but genuinely i wonder what perfume vanetta teagues actually wears. she likes versace, so maybe eros or versense? the notes seem to match up. i need to know 👀

[kickassfu]

...gonna go try to sleep

doubt the anxiety will actually let me

but its 2am wtf am i supposed to do

ffs

[six-of-ravens]

anyway, new source of stress this week: boss said he has a task he needs done by the end of the day friday, however yesterday when he mentioned it the client had not given us the necessary info to do it. so once again i have to rely on 1. the client actually sending files in time for their own deadline, 2. my boss checking his email and remembering to send me the task, and 3. this all happening at a regular time and not 2pm on Friday.

[its-simply-rose]

[upwards-descent]

I wish I could give my coworkers the "none of this is real, we work in telecommunications which is an entirely made-up man-made industry, it literally doesn't matter, none of this matters" pep talk but they're all gen X'ers who've been working these exact jobs for like decades and are so hardwired by office culture that there's no going back

At least I can be chill about it lmao

Edit: Unfortunately my neurotic coworker has infected me and now I'm stressing over shit

[fazcinatingblog]

Can't help but think that if Colleen was still here, she'd have already deduced what I'm doing every second weekend and I wouldn't have to tell her, she'd just know and question me about it and then I could just ask her for advice and give her updates and