#it’s almost 2am

[midwest-femme]

lesbians with terrible sleep schedules. you agree. reblog.

[lunaviee]

what have i created

[l3mondem0n]

2 posts in one day and an excuse to use one of my favorite audios ever

This is really stupid but I..have nothing to say besides the fact that I wanted to use them for this and wanted to show off something Charlie can do

Uhhh,,, I hope you guys like it 😭 @sandisjustsad @purplelordstudios

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[beefstockcubes]

I have been digging through dialogue files for Stardew valley and the RRRR mod for the past 7-8 hours. I’m. Not even exaggerating.

[lvstharmony]

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[goldensunset]

‘dink my oiter’ and ‘guh huh’ for phrases of all time

[my-mummy-dust]

Cardinal Copia x reader

Warnings: angst, yelling, mad Italian man, fluffy fluff at the end

Summary: cardinal is getting ready to go off on tour with the ghouls and he yells at you and feels horrible after 😵‍💫

Word count: 1,453

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You knew how cardinal can be when he’s stressed out, but it seemed like now more than ever. He and the ghouls were leaving for a tour in a few days time and your beloved Cardnial spent his days running around making sure everything was perfect. You admit he’s controlling at times; a perfectionist to word it nicely, but now he was almost manic. He would run around making sure all the costumes were in their respective places, making sure the Ghouls had their instruments, making sure he had the setlist down, everything you could think of he’s checked at least 12 times minimum.

It didn’t affect you much. It bothered you that he would be out of bed as soon as you were waking up and wouldn’t be in bed with you until you were asleep, but you didn’t want to bother him with your petty complaints. You didn’t understand much on the behind the scenes of the tours, and as curious as you were you decided not to get in his way. Untill one afternoon when you had just gotten back from running some errands for seestor, when you walked past the door to the large room where they practice, and were now packing. You decided to put away the groceries and poke your head in. Just this once.

You saw the ghouls putting their instruments in their protective cases and gathering up cords. You saw your Copia speed walking with a checklist and a pen baking orders to everyone else. You pitied them for a second, then scurried to get out of the way of Mountain, who waved to you a bit as he walked by. You waved back and walked over to cardinal and tapped him gently on he shoulder. He jumped and hissed a not so kind word in Italian and turned, his face softened a bit at the sight of you.

“Ai! Amore mío! Eh-What are you doing here?”

He asked as he rubbed the back of his neck. His accent was thick and it took you a second to process what he said because of it.

“I came to see if there was anything I could do for you, you’re scaring me with how much you’ve been stressing yourself out”

“Yes, yes, well I can assure you, cara, I have everything under control. There is no need for you to worry about m- Hey! Be careful with those!!- I am sorry Tesoro, hang on just a second”

he said quickly as he ran over snapping his fingers to get the attention a few of the ghouls who were throwing drumsticks at each other. You sighed heavily. You hated seeing him like this but you knew it was a stressful time for him, as it was for everyone. You knew he was just anxious about the upcoming performances. You herd him yelling at the Ghouls and then walking back over to you, looking worse than he did before.

“Darling I really think you should take a break. Just a 10 minute walk outside or something, you’re overworking yourself-“

“Cara, I am fine. I appreciate the concern but I can promise you I am ok. I will go on a walk outside after this, yes?”

“No, Cardi, I mean now. I’m afraid you’ll drop at the rate you’re going”

“Darling, I am ok.”

He got calm, unnervingly calm, annunciating every word. As thick as his accent was, every word he just uttered was crystal clear.

“Copia please just take a break. I’m begging you anythi-“

“SWEET SATANAS I DO NOT NEED TO TAKE A BREAK, I NEED TO GET THIS FINISHE-“

He snapped. For a moment the whole room went silent, and all the ghouls turned to look at the 2 of you. He stopped himself the moment he realized what he had done. Cardinal knew you only meant good and felt a wave of guilt wash over him. You just nodded and turned around and walked back to the hallway, muttering a sorry on your way out.

“-no, no, honey, I did not mean to…yell..”

his voice trailed off as you walked away. He sighed and cursed to himself in Italian and ran a stressed hand through his hair.

“I am getting more and more grey hairs by the day..” he mumbled as he turned to the ghouls, rushing them to finish packing for the day so he could get to you as soon as possible.

As you walked down the seemingly never ending hallway, fighting the stinging in your eyes you decided to make a detour and turned down the next cold hallway. Within a few seconds you were sitting in the ‘chapel’ staring at the stained glass windows and the colors they casted on the floor from the setting sun outside. You looked across the room to see a sister you didn’t recognize praying to Satanas. You looked down bringing your palms together, in front of your chest. With a deep sigh and a sniffle you prayed to Lucifer, asking him to go easy on your beloved cardinal, still deeply hurt that he yelled at you. You sat like that for a while, a steady stream of tears rolling down the side of your face.

The wood next to you creaked a little, and you felt a gloved hand brush a few stray hairs behind your ear and gently cup your chin, raising your face up so your red eyes could meet his. Cardinal looked even more guilty when he noticed that you were still crying. He gently wiped away your tears with his thumb and brought your head to his chest, kissing the top of your head and gently rubbing the back of your head with his hand. If felt nice to be in his arms again. It seemed like you haven’t been held by him in forever with how busy he’s been. You both sat like that for moment, taking in the smell of his cologne and leather until he spoke.

“Amore, have you been sitting here this whole time?”

You simply nodded, wrapping your arms around his torso; with zero intention of letting go. He planted another gentle kiss on the top of your head before continuing.

“I am so very sorry for yelling at you, Cara Mia, I was stressed and- you, well you know how I get when I am stressed. I know you were only trying to help”

You sniffled and looked up at him, eyes still glittering with tears. He cupped you me face in both of his leather hands and kissed you softly, then stood up and held out his hand for you to take. You stood up and he wrapped his arm around you.

“Come, it is getting late and you told me I need to rest, no?”

You nodded and wiped you eyes as he guided you back to his room. He opened to door for you and closed it behind him. You watched as Cardinal took his gloves off and set them on a small table next to a full length mirror. He handed you a shirt of his to sleep in and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he came out you had already changed into his shirt and situated yourself under the duvet. He slid in the bed next to you, taking you in his arms, letting you rest your head on his chest. One of his hands was rested on the back of your head and the other was on the small of your back, tracing small circles onto your skin under your shirt.

“Darling?”

He said softly, beckoning for your attention one last time before you fell asleep. You were focusing on the mesmerizing rhythmic beating of his heart and the rising and falling of his chest. You made a muffled noise in response.

“I truly am sorry for losing my temper like that, I know you were just trying to help me; and I thank you for your kindness, topolino. I shouldn’t have yelled at you like that, you know I would never do that to you, yes?”

His accent wasn’t as thick as is was earlier, but it was still there, and it comforted you in a way you couldn’t describe. You nodded and closed your eyes, taking in as much of him as you could before he was gone again tomorrow, frantically preparing for the impending tour once again.

“I love you Copia”

“I love you more Tesoro, more than words could ever describe”

And with that you both started to fall asleep, you would hear him whispering sweet nothings to you but you were so tired you couldn’t make out what he was saying. A cool breeze came through the window you opened, causing you to cuddle up to him more. He smiled to himself before drifting off only when he noticed you were already asleep.

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Lord have mercy on my little soul. I’ve been working on this for hours. I hope it isn’t cringey because I would die if it was. It’s 1:37 in the morning aaaaa (thank you to @flowercitti for helping me kinda figure out the plot ✨)

I hope you like it, I had fun writing this. This is kinda the first ‘big’ thing I’ve written in a while and the first thing like this for Cardinal I’ve ever written so I’m kinda getting back into the swing of things ♥️

[darknessontheedgeoftowndyke]

Straight girls hanging out:

Lesbians hanging out:

[macbethsymphony]

I DID IT!!!!! I WROTE THE LAST CHAPTER!!!!! After weeks of agonizing over it, not being able to string the words together in a way I wanted and chickening out, I fucking did it!

✨25/25 chapters written✨

It’s not as long as I wished it to be, but you know what?! I think it’s pretty fucking good hehe It also brings the whole fic at around a whopping 82k words which is like novel length territory!

Imma get myself a good ass piece of cake and a fancy bottle of port tomorrow and edit this bad boy!!!

[thesnowandthesea]

wanting to discuss book that about five other people have read is so tragic

[goldendot3x]

This episode (Ep11) wrecked me. But it was so, so good.

And that final scene and the confrontation. Oh man, no wonder Freen said that, that’s her favourite scene. It is bloody good.

[m0on-shro0m]

Honestly there’s no thought process on how I made this connection but after days of just thinking these two being a duo— the more chaos I began to think of. C!Grian from the Life series and Lukas from Minecraft Storymode.

We all know how Grian is and how he kinda creates chaos by just making TNT traps and everything within the Life Series. You could say- he’s a fucked up traumatized pesky bird.

Lukas is the same but he definitely has suppressed intrusive thoughts and or impulsive thoughts that he avoids to talk about! And I say this because, in episode 5 after defeating Adien and figuring out what will happen to him and his besties, my boy here just begins to talk about how they should be “buried alive and surrounded by a pool of lava.”

Like if they were to meet, I feel like everything would seem normal and alright! But once everyone is going downhill from the start, Lukas manages to just witness the true menace of Grian. Obviously he’d care for his new friend but would try to stop Grian from doing anything crazy— yet by Grian and him alone, exposing Lukas to the reckless chaotic side, things just begin to unravel.

Just like:

Lukas: *Talks about wanting to blow up something that mad him upset.*

Jesse and his friends: 😦

Grian: Yeah sorry, he’s learned it from me and my poor coping skills-

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This post is just EVERYWHERE but the point is, this would be good duo. I have more duos, like Scar and Jesse but I kinda have to tweak them a bit. All basically I’m creating a crossover between my most favorite series I enjoy- so yeah- by the way it’s like past midnight where I am and I’m really tired yet I decided to make paragraphs on two Minecraft men.

[its-simply-rose]

[scrumptious-shit]

i just started and finished and posted two 2000+ word fanfiction’s in the span of a few hours….

hyperfixation go burrr

[pornoes]

I have a meeting in 5 hours and I can’t sleep beep boop

[kotorinz]

hello there