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*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys
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one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again
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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.
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bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.
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in honour of his birthday I would like to introduce you to my latest delusion: Gaming Has Two Hands
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undiagnosing myself with everything. im free and happy
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I was just relaxing with Sacha like this and suddenly I was startled by a powerful movement. I thought, what’s going on? Does he have the hiccups? In fact it was a strong and powerful fart. Good job. Proud of my son.
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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
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even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me
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Wishing you a happy solstice (winter or summer, as the case may be). Unless you're a flat earther, in which case, Happy Inexplicable Phenomenon!
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