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I wondered where to write an in-between scene fic and I think this might fit but if you'd prefer it somewhere else please let me know!
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Mina can no longer tell how the hours pass. She once heeded every chime of the bell from the Exeter cathedral, every tick of the clock while at the platform.
But she counts the moons passed since her Darling had drank from her veins, baptizing himself in her (and thus Its) blood. The day he let their child go (it was noon, but she could still hear his apologies).
If her memories are a distant fog, she still vividly remembers how it was for her after she had tasted the Thing's blood. A death-slumber as the days, hours, minutes, seconds passed before her hard (hadn't someone called them sweet once?) eyes.
It will be fine, in the end, as she will be there for him when he Awakes. So she holds him (like she did in his madness for weeks after their wedding) and waits. The day of Reckoning is not far, now.
Ah, but it will not be the way you foolishly still hope.
She has to still stop herself from dissolving into mist and engulf the source of that hateful, hated voice, talking in her head, always spying when the moon is high.
She quiets it.
I have forbidden speaking to me when I am with my husband.
The silence she forces stays, for a while. Then breaks. Its voice is quieter now, but goes on, indignant.
No matter how many of my old tomes you read, no matter how much you cling to your will, it will matter not, It says. The Thing is upset not at her now but at her Darling. The man who belongs to her.
Once the prodigal son is back, I will do with my little diavol as I see fit, It mocks. Perhaps we ought to tell him of what innocent blood was spilled, (memories of limbs, corpses on snow, hot blood on dripping blade), the sins of your best beloved.
She laughs. The terrible laughter shuts the voice down. Her Darling feels it (she can tell it's like a surge of electricity in his mind) and stirs, and she pets his hair as an apology for disturbing him.
Sins? No.
Everything he does for me is Holy.
"... While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door..."
(Continuing on from this post)
@animate-mush This started out with giving Quincey hugs after breaking his heart reading the documents--and then my darn brain went "hey what if..."
#i want Mina to study Scholomancy. As a treat#dracula#au#I have sooo many mistakes#wrote this on one go sorry
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the red scorpion 🦂♥️ ( ig | twt | fb )
#if yall can like and comment on this on instagram (link in caption) too id appreciate it <3 maybe tag bez on the comments too if u want#sooo many mistakes on that aprilia bike but i spent too much time on it so im gonna include a close up of it#im still here (bez's red and black bike and suit combo during barcelona test) if anyone cares#i loved it so much i had to lock in for this fanart#my fingers are cramped bc of this btw lol i dont have a pen for my tablet so i just fingered this shit#marco bezzecchi#bezzecchi#mb72#fanart#motogp#my art#motogp art#eobsinj#digital art
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worked and waited; hoped and loved
Little Women & My Brilliant Friend (JoFritz + LilaEnzo)
largely inspired by this post
#this is lila's book. what's not clicking.#l'amica geniale#elena ferrante#my brilliant friend#little women#otp: diagram of the door opening#otp: your heart understood mine#2 in 1: little dot with the flames round it#ferranteposting#s4 spoilers#l'amica geniale spoilers#my brilliant friend spoilers#younger me would shoot me dead for this post#before anyone says ohhh no but it ended tragically. yeah. everything ends.#with lila you ALWAYS have to start with rino. and what she lost in him. she could've read any other book and became obsessed with it#but it's little women. sooo many feminist texts to choose from but ferrante picked this one for her. because it has family as its central#theme. jo wants to get rich to help her family and she wants to be free to save herself.#it's the link between money and freedom that comes as the greatest evil.#(lila saying her initial mistake was taking money from don achille to buy little women)#this is just one of the many lw + mbf posts i will be making. what else do you expect from me this was a lw blog at first#mine 🧫#post lila cerullo can NEVER see. it would devastate her. yes even the lila from the post's timeline
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There are wayyy too many “Roy would NEVER say that, how ooc!!!” and inversely, “Roy Kent is now #canceled and I never want him to so much as look at Keeley ever again” takes and not nearly enough:
“Roy is a flawed human person whose insecurities have always plagued him and tonight they got the better of him once again. He has a lot of apologies to make but hey, tomorrow is another chance at greatness. Also, he should really really go to therapy :)” takes!
#Roy Kent#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#I saw sooo many tweets about how they will never support Roy with Keeley ever again like ?? from people who apparently shipped them before?#I think that’s taking it a bit far….#(and I don’t even want them back as a couple necessarily)#in addition to the ‘I’m going to say this extremely in character line was ooc because I love Roy’ crowd#like have y’all never heard of messing up before?#mistakes don’t make a man but how you move forward after making them does#isn’t that the whole thesis of the show?
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>:^(
#i gotta wake up in two hours and i did a horrible job preping for the exam#my only selling point is that my math teacher and i share a name so she hates me 1% less#also gotta use an analog calculator which doesnt have brackets ill make sooo many mistakes just by forgetting to include something#it doesnt even have triganometry funcs if i get something sinus related im doomed#need luck so bad
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What a worthless animal
#oc: siggy#first image is babies attempting to figure out their ideal limb count#anyway having a bit of a 'never trust how you feel about your life at 3am' moment but i think the artfight brain plague is beginning to hit#dont worry about me im fine#just feeling a lil bad about maybe not being able to clean up the revenges i would like too and theres sooo many i didnt even get to sketch#and am only at like 50% of how much i 'scored' last year so it makes me feel a lil eh like im not doing as much#but ultimately i did way way more revenges even if it mightve been a mistake LMAO so at least thats something#although i feel bad cause i didnt even revenge some of the coolest ones i got!!! augh!!!!!!!!!!#ah well beetles dont have to deal with these problems we should be more like them#if you read my tag rants sorry about the lore on how my brain works you should check out the wooly chafer beetle
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My dad and I were chatting before bed when he said "damn shame Republicans hate Democrats too much because you almost saved the United Healthcare ceo"
And I stared at him in confusion until I remembered I convinced Democrats to write the active shooter alert system bill in 2022 & Republicans said no. Since my Twitter is gone, the thread of me @ everyone is gone. And when Trump got re-elected, I removed the video discussing the bill concept for public comments. It fully slipped my mind because I went from pulling teeth & being reluctantly patient to full on cussing, cursing, and hexing the government by the end of 2023.
I hope that Twitter DC staffer is having a good laugh- I bet their bosses are pissed wwwwww
I don't remember the exact wording I wrote to the White House when I cussed out Biden for funding war crimes (2023) & the bill itself (2022) but I did list consequences I foresaw that are happening now, so suck to suck if nobody listened & are on the receiving end of massive hexes
I guess my dad is right, the GOP technically killed Brian Thompson in 2022
#mun post#the downside of being a death witch with foretelling and pattern recognition is nobody listens until it's too late#the fed collectively moving to shut down tiktok after i cussed them out was their biggest mistake with public relations so I already#hexed and cursed many of them - they should've never fucked with Death#168 Republicans killed Brian Thompson because nobody wanted to hesr me out except th3 handful who still are at DC trying to fix the mess#i wish them the small handful the best because being inside doesn't mean they can do major change when their bosses are for greed and wealt#over democracy and the well being of the masses#o7 active shooter alert system bill- you will be deeply missed#united healthcare#and since all the public comments and thread information are deleted- Congress is on their own to figure out what to do- I refuse to assist#unless they send me 100M and total protection from all military practice and weapons testing on the US public#my dad was like WTF YOU FORGOT#and i was like WELL TO BE FAIR WOULD YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T HEWR YOU OUT#and he was like YOU KNOW WHAT? FAIR- THEY SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU- NOW THEY GOT EVERY CEO ON THEIR DOORSTEP BEGGING FOR PROTECTION#like i hexed everyone complicit in genocide qnd democide with ironic death#the gods and the people get to decide how it plays out- the engraved bullets is sick af#i predicted the wealthy would get shot inevitably in the next 6 yrs- i never said how because that's not my jurisdiction#artemis and apollo only came into my life recently and have doubled down on what i can see and have seen- but Death is gearing up to topple#an empire again and I told people as early as summer 2019 bht nobody cared sooo
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God I can’t wait until tomorrow’s episode of secret life… it’s obviously gonna be the finale, and unlike previous seasons I watched live, I have wishes for every server member except for the previous winners to win lol
I want Cleo to win because she deserves this story arc, surviving the zombie apocalypse and turning human as a result, being the last green name, and also getting back with her ex husband lolol (just so you know, I have essays of thoughts about Cleo and Ethos character arcs this season that I cannot put it into words. Just trust me that this and Ethos sections should be a lot longer)
I want Etho to win because oh my god??? What has he been on this season??? First off, he has somehow reached higher set cat status than he did in Limited life, which I thought was impossible, but he just struggles so. hard. in the earlier sessions especially. Secondly, he plays the secret aspect of the game really well, where he almost always comes up with a fake task for him to do in addition to his actual task, and sticks with it completely. He’s just really good at the secret part of it while also hiding what he’s doing really badly, which is the best thing to watch ever. But thirdly and most importantly, the fucking…zombie apocalypse session…He failed his task, and made the ENTIRE SERVER also fail their task just because he didn’t want to give up Cleo and Grian… He jumped in front of Bdub’s arrow to protect Cleo… ‘I’m a survivor’ this ‘I’d probably run’ that, you are a liar Mr Etho Slab!! Face it, you’ve had character development since Last Life!!! Stop thinking the worst of yourself!! Also, in addition to all that, he also fits the fact that all the previous winners played the game differently than how it was intended, with the previously mentioned failing of the task, so he also deserves to win because of that.
I want Scar to win because this entire season has been him fighting against what the secret keeper pushes onto him, with him not wanting to be the villain but repeatedly getting villain related tasks, so him winning in spite of that would be so satisfying. Also the idea of Scar, who has spent previous seasons constantly fighting to make friendships, winning the season where everyone on the server hates him does something to me the vibes are just immaculate. Also also! Please let him win he’s come so close so many times 😭
I want Gem to win because Geminislay next question. lol but actually I think it would be really funny if she joined the server for the first time, killed all her friends, won, and then left. Also something something her bringing the boogeyman curse to a season that was never supposed to be cursed in that way, and then fighting her way to victory is really cool. Also also Gem is just cool so I want to see that victory
I want Impulse to win because he’s gotten so close in like almost every season before this!!! He got second last time please just let him win and go apeshit, he deserves it I think. Also last yellow??? He deserves to pop off in the final session and take the win
I want Bdubs to win because this season has been peak Bdubs allying with half the people on the server, and he deserves to win at his worst /j But seriously his perspective so far has been one of my favorites this season because of how funny he is. He spent over an episode building the world when he didn’t even need to. He was murdered by Scar when both of them were green. He has a room in the Roomies base when he’s not even part of their group. He’s so silly he deserves to murder Scar in revenge for his first death and then gloat as he wins.
I want Joel to win because he deserves to go apeshit and then not die from recklessness. I think he should be insane and murder a bunch of people while still staying alive, like Last Life but without the ending part. His base is filled with joy but he is not, and that’s hilarious to me. Please let Joel win one of these he’s come so close
I want BigB to win because out of everyone in secret life he was the one to truly take the ‘secret’ part of the title to its very max. BigB gaslighting everyone he comes into contact with for literally no reason is my favorite part of secret life lol. He should win just for that as well as having the funniest life series base ever. Also his storylines tend to get ignored by a bunch of the fandom, and while it’s definitely improved a lot this season, it still could be better, so I’m hoping he wins just so more people will watch his perspective 😭
I want Skizz to win because like BigB, he is seriously underrated. He still doesn’t have 100k!! Subscribe to him right now!! But other than that, he also deserves to win just because it’d be funny if, now that he’s lived past the third death, he promptly switched his curse as far around as possible and just won lolol. Also also the Heart Foundation has been one of the silliest groups ever, and their base was really cute while it lasted, so any of the members of that group deserve to make it far if just for that. Plus him immediately going after Tango once he got infected with boogeyman was very funny. You go king! Drag your friends down with you! In conclusion Skizz is very funny and deserves to win purely because of that as well as the underdogness of it all.
I want Tango to win because of the Heart foundation stuff I mentioned with Skizz, but also he deserves to win just so he can break his curse of always having a kinda stupid final death 😔 I think it would be really funny if he broke that curse in the coolest way possible, and then in every season after this one he immediately goes right back to silly final deaths.
(Also if a previous winner won this season again I would not be upset as all of them have storylines this season that are really good for it, I just want them to win a little less than the others)
This season has been incredible so far, and it might even end up being my favorite season yet!
#secret life#Jesus I have to tag all of them now#zombiecleo#ethoslab#goodtimeswithscar#geminitay#impulsesv#bdubs#bdoubleo100#smallishbeans#bigbst4tz2#skizzleman#tangotek#shut the fuck up najs#there’s probably so many grammar mistakes in this#I’m writing this entire thing at like midnight sooo#fuck it I’m saying this counts as#long post#definitely is long for me lol#if I forgot anyone I will cry
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#oh em gee he looks so exquisite#they are all going to fashion week or something i thought there was only one fashion week why are there 20#okay i literally didn't think that#i just didn't realize there were so many fashion weeks#YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PARIS!!!!!!!#anyway need to stop by and make my monthly jun or joshua post to confirm i am alive#school is definitely schooling#i'm nervous for my molecular bio lab bc it's one continuous experiment until the end of the semester so#if you fuck up the mistake follows you and i was like Oh.#i rly love my prof for molecular bio but the class pisses me off so bad omfg#he's sooo nice and accommodating and he does his best to explain everything as simple as possible#but whenever someone asks a question during the lecture everyone else takes it as a cue to start talking#THIS IS NOT PERSONAL CONVERSATION TIME!!! WHY ARE YOU NOT EVEN WHISPERING??#these girls behind my friend and i were legit talking at normal volume i wanted to turn around and slam my#shitty wooden flip-out table over their heads#okay that sounds rly violent and awful but like OH MY GOD it's so disrespectful and rude!!!!!!!!!!#and the thing is he's too nice to tell the class to stfu he will just be like 'guys im having trouble hearing the question'#if i were the prof i would literally jump on the podium and scream at everyone to shut the fuck up#it's my only class that's like that#on my period and feeling overly sensitive and emotional abt everything that's prob why i'm so angry abt it#I WILL TAKE A LIGASE ENZYME AND PUT IT IN YOUR THROAT SO YOU CANNOT SPEAK AGAIN!#anyway<3
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*going thru a page i know will piss me off* man that pisses me off
#.vent#never look at subreddit r/petfree worst mistake of my life#look im not like. ohhh id kill a person to save a cat or anything righr#i love animals. there are many benefits to having a little guy in your home if you know how to take care of it#but man. im just gonna say like. if you hate animals like of ANY kind and cant tolerate pets thats my red flag alright#i understand like you dont have to get a fucking pet you not having a pet is fine and dandy and yippie we live different lives#but man it feels like people who are like Mmmm I Dont Like Pets I Dont Like Animals act like theyre sooo fuckin superior for. what.#complaining that cat and dog poopie is gross? calling animals useless unironically? wishing death upon pitbulls specifically?#i dunno. it rubs me the wrong way and i hope i dont meet anyone and find out later they hate animals. sigh!
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#Ok so I had a seizure/ministroke at the age of 17 which wiped a lot of my brain's knowledge#I basically had to learn how to write and read again and it just hasn't been the same ever since#From straight A student I fell down to Ds because suddenly I had this impairment at the end of high school#Grammar punctuation etc absolutely GONE in my head#I've recovered as much as I could but I still do shitload of mistakes and errors and struggle with low key dysgraphia and dyslexia#(on top of really highkey dyscalculia)#And I tell this to people who edit and or grade my things! Like I'm trying very hard#Don't think I'm dumb just please lemme know if there's anything wrong I'll change it#And for some reason sooo many people disregard this and they're downright almost malevolent#Like it'd be enough if you just wrote There's a comma missing#And not make fun of the mangled sentence that comes out of me not using a comma there#Or if you find me using the wrong i/y in a verb just!!! Idk cross it and write ir correctly idk#Instead of adding a really mean commentary?#Like what have I done to you people I don't even go here#Sorry for the rant dealing with editing and corrections on my thing and it just made me sad#Because I'm not used to being treated like this#At least not anymore#God the past two days are just.... Me reliving all sorts of elementary and high school traumas huh#Thank you Petr Ilyich Tchaikovsky for helping me through it
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the vitriolic hatred most people have for things that look weird is so upsetting to me sometimes :(
#update in my search for bristleworm names i came across a newscast from a few years ago where#some fisherman pulled up a big bearded firewormnin their net and shared a video of it#and the whole newscast was ppl being like 'ewww what is that thing' 'if i pulled that up in my net id kill it'#'im never going in the water again ew ew'#like. guyes. its a fucking worm#and its. not even that big. AND its not even native to texas one just got washed thru currents from the Mediterranean (supposedly)#like. shut upppppppppp its just a worm#i see that SO much w ocean stuff specifically snd its like.... its not actually that scary. come onnnn.#its sooo much more fascinating than anything else. and lo and behold the ONE (1) scientist they talked to#was immediately like wow thats incredible and started asking questions. like. aaughrhrghh idk.#its only 8am ive been up for like 3 hours im rlly tired i dont have words yet.#but can we stop immediately wanting to kill every sea creature that gets pulled onto land by mistake. can we stop. youre so annoying.#youre not cute for going ewwwww gross youre just. ignorant and frustrating. head in hands. theyre not some alien monster.#its literally a worm#its a worm! thats all it is! its a worm with unique adaptations to help it survive in a harsh environment#and just because you think it looks weird doesnt mean it deserves to die#ARUGHGHGHHH ppl that dont listen to scientists make me insane. ppl that blatantly ignore science make me SO isnane.#go read a book. go look at a picture of a worm.#GO TO A FUCKIGNGG AQUARIUM FOR CHRISTS SAKE. do u KNOW how many of these bitches ive pulled out of tanks??? theyre everywhere.#and yes we killed them but like. not bc theyre ugly and gross but because too many of them become a pest species#and will literally kill all ur fish. its a balance. like literally everything else in nature. we kept a lot of them!#becasue when a fish dies theyre one of the most efficient decomposers and theyre an incredible help wirh water quality.#we had a tang die in a place that was completely inaccessible to us without breaking a huge coral colony so we couldnt get to it.#letting a dead fish sit in a tank is a death sentence for that tank usually. but we had enough bridtle worms to eat it#thay thing was gone in like a day. with only a minor spike in ammonia. it was insane.#anyway. sorry. got heated abt worms.
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i just realized i should've been in a meeting like an hour ago and instead i was in bed watching twin peaks....................
#i swear im going through my dumbest year#its my day off and i thought i wasnt supposed to attend this thing but... i guess i did and now i need to prepare a convincing speech#about not being there today#i mean no one has called to ask where i was so maybe im fine??#i have sooo many things on my mind and i've been making so many mistakes lately 🥺🥺#.txt
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the agonies are getting to me tonight because i'm finally taking the steps to doing something i'm good at & have wanted to do since i was really young and my family couldn't care less about it, and it's just another harsh reminder of how Things are and how they'll always be.
it is so difficult to exist around other people who don't relate to this too. i mean like Growing up with serious serious emotional neglect. i've been dismissed, walked over, yelled at, emotionally tormented, abused, gaslit and humiliated my entire life by my family and even through all the convincing i've done for myself that their approval and their attention is the last thing i could ever want or need, i still NEED it so bad like i need fucking air or something! i think about my childhood self showing my mother a drawing, a sims house i built or a story i wrote or anything i did and only getting her criticism, and it's so small and silly, but the things i was always so proud of and wanted her to know about she could only tear apart, and then tell me i was overreacting and too sensitive anytime i confronted her on how she hurt my feelings.
it turns into the most ridiculous, soul-sucking cycle. because years and years of being shunned and shut down and the endless horrors lol of the years and years and yearrrrs passing me by Of having to shut myself down completely just to survive and where do i end up. right here. and right here is where theres no relationship with me and my family, because how could there be after all of that? i didn't see my dad for years and he never tried to protect me from what was going on or tried to reach out, or know me, my whole life i barely remember a conversation we could've had, or whether he cared about anything i liked growing up, or cared about me enough to talk to me about it. and my mothers emotional neglect and abuse left our relationship like this. and they don't know anything about me because of all this lol. at the end of the day my whole family says it's my fault that none of them can get close to me but how could they literally EVER ever ever get close to me after spending my whole entire LIFE avoiding knowing me. but it's my fault because i 'pushed them away' I will literally never heal from the years that were taken from me from the childhood that was taken from me From the person i couldve been had it not been for what my family did to me and i will never ever ever experience the love and attention other people get to experience I will never have proud parents
#text#valkyrie.txt#like once a#month i sit in my room and i think about my life from like 10-13 and i want to literally burn my house down#i have never confronted my mother on it#and im scared one day ill forget all about it#and only be able to remember it from the feeling it gives me when i think about being that age#its one of those things that u think abt and ur like i dont know how i survived it and its like U just did.#and if u went back u couldnt survive it again#theres this ocd video i re-watched a few weeks ago#and it makes me cry so hard everytime because it reminds me of when i was in therapy#and i would tell my therapist about how i felt like i was such a horrible person all the time#like i was constantly guilty of so many things and i wasnt good at all#and its the most painful thing knowing the person who made me feel that way was my mother#and the time i told her that i was always so scared to do something wrong or make mistakes#and she told me not to blame her for my issues#LIKE WHOS FAULT IS IT THEN LMFAO#was i just born with a debilitating fear of failure to her#anyway the video was like people w ocd have such self image and insecurity and shame issues they literally convince#themselves that theyre the worst people alive like SOOO TRUE SO CRAZAAAAY true#i have the insecurity disorder
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Reblogging because of the Mufasa movie ✨
well
I guess it's time I get this started
So here's the thing, I am a classic disney fan through and through. I am a lover of disney in general but those older classic movies hold a special place in my heart, hey I mean it's what me and many others have grown up on right?
The thing is, the community for the classic disney movies, such as 90s ones like Aladdin or Toy Story and yada yada just isn't as big as the modern community is.
Anddd, for some reason they seem to be the most prone to fetish content. Now I'm not a kink-shamer, but I still don't want to interact with that side of things cause I'm not like that, a lot of us get that right? Right.
Well, that's ALL I ever really see of these movies and it's sad, and disgusting when the characters are specifically kids or animals. I can't stand going on Deviantart for this very reason because it's full of content like that and the site doesn't do much to prevent it like at all.
It's gotten to where the fandom is almost nothing BUT content like that and I've finally gotten tired of it
So to hopefully help my mind forget all the... stuff I've seen from Deviantart, and who knows where else, and to just bring back some innocence and fluffy cuteness, I've made a whole lotta fluffy hcs for a whole lotta disney movies! Alright let's start this off
LET'S GOOO
The Lion King
. Simba
~He is such a big cuddler, just a big cuddly boi. It's pretty much canon. I mean how many times does he get nuzzled or hugged throughout the movies. Answer: a LOT
~Of course he is kinda smug sometimes and has a bit of pride & dignity and all that mess so he'll pretend he's too tough for a cuddle
But of course he won't stop you if ya lean in for one anyway
~You can't tell me he and Nala didn't get into tickle fights all the time when they were younger! Reminds me, he is canonically ticklish, ok he gets tickled in the Lion King 1 1/2
Nala always won the tickle fights, much to Simba's embarrassment. He is a big lee (yes I'm using fancy terms from the tk community cause I can't think of any other words lol)
~His spots are his belly, sides, and paws
~ He has a light, hearty laugh
~One thing, you tickle him and he WILL get you back. It doesn't matter if he ends up losing again or not, he just wants to make you smile ... and get revenge
~Somewhat? merciful. Just kidding he would know when to stop
~Idk what to say he's just very affectionate and loving. He is so sweet to his family, always wanting Nala and Kiara to smile
. Nala
~She's a cuddler too, just maybe not as much as Simba. She appreciates a cuddle, but other than with close family and friends, she only personally wants them at certain or rare times
~It's just cause she's a tomboy who would rather wrestle than hug. But like Simba, she wouldn't really stop you from hugging her if you tried to. She may be caught off guard by it though
~As said before, she would always win the tickle fights between her and Simba.
~I just don't see her as being very ticklish herself so that probably helped in winning lol
~Big ler, I swear she would call herself the ultimate tickle monster
Less merciful than Simba but she never goes too far. DO NOT try and get her back though cause it won't work and she will get you back... and it will be a lot less merciful than the first time
~She laughs right along with who ever she's making smile, whether by tickling them or telling them a joke, it doesn't matter how. Seeing others smile makes her smile. She has hearty laugh as well, just it's more feminine than Simba's duh
~As sweet as she is, she'll always be sassy. She could be cuddling Simba while they're looking up at the stars and it's all romantic and then throw off some sassy comment just because she can, though it's just to be funny
. Mufasa
~If you're not sad that he died 20 minutes into the movie then we got a problem. Look at him, he's such a good dad! Biggest cuddler ever. Ok, he would pour hugs and kisses all over Sarabi and Simba in the morning and throughout the day when ever he could. If you asked him for a hug he would be more than glad to give you one
He is too good for the world, .. and apparently Scar thought so too (guys I'm so sorry :''')
~Definately would get into tickle fights with Simba just about every time they spend time together
~Definitely quite ticklish himself. I thought he was canonically ticklish cause of the scene where he and Simba are running through the field and chasing each other. Idk I still count it
~Spot is his sides
~Big switch. He can barely take what he dishes out though
~Very merciful, as soon as "stop" is said he stops. He never wants to go too far or accidentally hurt anyone.
~He has a great big, deep laugh that when heard, makes most others want to laugh along with him
~He may be tough but he is one of the sweetest beings in the entire pridelands
. Scar
~Not much of a cuddler at all. If you asked him for a hug or a cuddle he would probably turn away from you in disgust. Closest thing to physical affection he had in the movie was when he was pretending to comfort Simba after Mufasa's death
~He's always had the same grumpy attitude ever since he was little, though he may have been loosened up a tad more back then
~Doesn't stop him from being ticklish though! As much as he hated it, Mufasa would always drag him into tickle fights when they were younger
~Surprisingly even more ticklish than Mufasa. He would always lose the fights, it not helping that Mufasa was the bigger and stronger of the two. (He is the only one that Mufasa does not show too much mercy to)
~Spots are his ribs and sides
~Big lee and he hates it. He is one for getting revenge though ... just like he's one for getting revenge on other things (I need to stop)
~Barely merciful at all. He won't stop until your on the ground almost passed out from laughter
~His laugh is like this low pitched majestic growl or cackle. That's the best I can explain it
~The hyenas once tackled him one day just to be funny and he lost it, laughing his head off. He waited for over a week before going back to them and of course chewed them off about how he could have swiped his paw once and they'd of all been on the ground dead, y'know if he had WANTED to
~He may be a bad guy but what a funny weakness
. Timon and Pumbaa
~These two love a good cuddle! Timon doesn't let his pride get in the way of getting a good hug from Pumbaa or Simba. Pumbaa definately wants or needs cuddles half the time, especially if he's upset. These two may be outcasts but they're nothing but sweethearts
~Out of the two, Timon may have a bit of an attitude sometimes but he wants nothing but for his family and friends to be happy, though he may be a bit hesitant to admit such mushy stuff
~Yes, they get into tickle fights. Mostly happens when they're fighting or fussing over something, such as bugs. But they'll get into them for fun too. Got into them with Simba a lot more after they took him in
~Both are quite equally ticklish, though Timon squirms around more. Pumbaa just kinda sits there and accepts his fate
~Timon's spots are his underarms and ears, Pumbaa's is his belly
~Both big switches. Will sneak up on their target before attacking. (Like them chasing after the vultures in the movie)
~Pumbaa is more merciful than Timon is but they both know when to stop
~Timon's laugh is a funny slightly high pitched cackle while Pumbaa's laugh is a lot more gruff
~Anyway, they're so silly
. Rafiki
~Y'all, he has probably got one of the biggest hearts throughout the whole movie. Definitely loves a good hug or cuddle, I mean just think of those scenes where he hugs Mufasa and Simba. He is very affectionate with most anybody
It wouldn't matter if he only knew ya for five minutes, he would already have his arm around you and would be telling you about some cool old story or teaching some life lesson
~Um have y'all ever paid attention to the majority of his dialogue? It's mostly crazy, funny, and contagious laughter. Though his family and friends are quite used to his eccentric laughter, someone new he meets will usually end up laughing right along with him the first time they hear him, even if they don't know what they're laughing about lol
~I've always pictured this but I imagine that when he was younger, he and Mufasa were best friends and would just goof around with each other (if you've seen or watched the Lion Guard, they would have a friendship equivalent to Kion and Bunga pretty much)
~Yes, even he gets into tickle fights. Most of 'em happened when he was younger and they were usually between him and a playful cub Mufasa. Even as they both got older though, he would every once in a while get a mischievous poke from the usually serious king when it was just them hanging out
~Quite ticklish and one of the only things that can push past his confident, eccentric attitude and get him flustered
Spots include his ribs and back
~He is a switch but ends up being a lee more than he'd like to be lol. Kinda hard to get the upper hand when your 3 foot tall and your being tickled half to death by a big 500 pound lion *cough cough* Mufasa *coUGh*
~It's who he's tickling that depends whether he's merciful or not.
Mufasa: no
Anyone else: yes
~His laugh, well his laugh is hard to miss in the movies. It's just crazy. Ok, he cackles a lot! It's very flamboyant and contagious in my opinion
~Best crazy monkey ever
.Zazu
~Not much of a hugger or cuddler because he's small and doesn't want to accidentally be crushed when trying to be hugged by a giant lion. Appreciates the thought and consideration of it though
Perching on someone's shoulder is something he considers affectionate though
~He may be snarky at some times, but he is very caring and loyal
~Like Rafiki, I can picture him having a cool relationship with Mufasa when they were younger. He woulda been the nerd of the group lol
Never gets into tickle fights much, again because he's small, but there was once when Simba got him after pouncing on him. He was a flustered mess afterwards.
~Moderately ticklish, like just enough to where he'll laugh a good bit
~Spots include under his wings and his neck
~Again, doesn't get into tickle fights much but when he does he's a switch. Can use his feathers to an advantage but will get flustered if you so much as look at him funny
~Very merciful because he's afraid if he doesn't show it, he won't receive it himself
~His laugh is a bunch of chortle and snorts, that's all I got
~He may seem snarky but I love him
Alright well then, here's the first bit! I intend to update this a lot whenever I do other movies but for now have this if ya want!
#Y'ALL THIS WAS FROM SO LONG AGO EUGHGHGHGJ#MY WORDING WAS SOOO AWKWARD#AND I REMEMBER LITERALLY BEING A LITTLE TUMBLR STALKER BEFORE I MADE AN ACCOUNT AND ASKED SO MANY OBLIVIOUS TICKLE BLOGS FOR LION KING#CONTENT I PROBABLY WEIRDED SO MANY PEOPLE OUT I'M SO SORRY TO EVERYONE I BOTHERED#I REMEMBER THERE WAS THIS ONE FIC IDEA I HAD I WANTED TO HAVE WRITTEN SO I HAD ASKED A FEW DIFFERENT BLOGS IT WAS ABOUT MUFASA AND RAFIKI#WHEN THEY WERE KIDS AND JUST MESSING ABOUT AND BEING BESTIES AND ALL LIKE KION AND BUNGA IN THE LION GUARD AND IG IT'S NOT THAT BAD OF AN#IDEA STILL IT'S CUTE BUT I'M SO EMBARRASSED BY THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE I ASKED FOR THAT FIC I'M GONNA DIE EXPLODE JUMP OFF A BRIDGE EUGHHHH#THANK YOU TO THE ONE ARTIST WHO I'M NOT GONNA NAME WHO ACTUALLY DREW THAT LION KING ART I REQUESTED THAT ONE TIME YOU'RE AWESOME#ANDDD SORRY ONCE AGAIN FOR WEIRDING YOU OUT BY ACCIDENTALLY MESSAGING YOU DIRECTLY THAT WAS A MISTAKE I HAD NO IDEA HOW DMS WORKED AND#THOUGHT IT WAS A SHORTCUT TO YOUR INBOX LOL god I still feel rlly bad about that I seriously didn't mean to bother or freak you out ugh I'm#Hey guys guess who's the reason that artist has a warning about minors dming him now: this guyyyy 💀#I'm gonna bury myself in a hole bye
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Lullabies Pt 2 | Max Verstappen x Singer! Reader
Summary: Max left without letting you fully explain. Nearly a year later, he realises he made a mistake when he thinks you're moving on.
Warnings: Swearing. Angst but also fluff. Redemption arc.
Female reader with various faceclaims (pics found on pinterest). Takes place in 2021 with slightly altered timelines.
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Oct
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YourUserName a huge thank you to everyone who came to my album release concert! 🥀 a huge apology to anyone who missed out but after such a phenomenal crowd this evening, i'm pleased to announce the GUTS tour coming 2022!!
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User1 a tour!!! release the dates/countries now please and thank you
User2 mother treating us
User3 okay but when she SANG The Grudge with the tears rolling down her cheeks, poured her whole soul into that
→ User4 omg yes, you could legit feel the pain in your own chest
→ User5 no no no because what about the gasp through her sobbing at The Stranger
User6 nobody can tell me that Obsessed wasn't written as a kelly piquet pov
→ User7 haha literally because y/n has never said a bad word about this woman but she is all up in her business
→ User8 and all up in her likes too from what i saw
User8 not my delusional ass hoping it’s max and that the lighting just made his hair darker
User9 love how she’s still featured on the wags page despite her and max not being a couple for 10 months now
→ User10 legit. they post her more than kelly
User11 i bet max is kicking himself for letting her go now that someone else has realised how much she’s worth
FutureF1Wag i need to know where f1 wags got that pic from because it’s SOOO much clearer than the one i got
User12 okay but where can i get a man like that because that kiss looks hawt!
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Nov
YourUserName just posted a new story
lilymhe have the best time, babe. brunch debrief tomorrow?
→ YourUserName 11?
→ lilymhe absolutely
YourBestFriend oo look at you being treated right
→ YourUserName i know. how sweet
they're sooo pretty as well
→ YourBestFriend you’ve had bigger though
→ YourUserName don’t do this today
→ YourBestFriend sorry. be safe. text me when you’re home
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Dec
User1 max really said, just because i didn't want her doesn't mean anyone else can
→ User2 be serious, he clearly loves her. he just confused his priorities for a hot second
User3 the way these rumours have been floating since max and kelly went social media official though. like everyone has constantly said they're on the rocks since we found out about them
→ User4 literally. like i loved max and y/n but they've both moved on. people are just creating drama because they can't accept that max and y/n aren't together anymore
User5 no because y/n is literally max's forever after and nobody can convince me otherwise
User6 max and y/n are literally each other's one true love. kelly was just the poison apple that leads to their true love's kiss
User7 y/nstappen shippers rise!
User8 she's watching his races again!
User9 she watched him win!!
User10 @ YourBestFriend is just like us for real. you can tell she's been praying for them to get back together
→ User11 she's feeding us crumbs and we're lapping them up
User12 not red bull down here fighting with us in the trenches
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maxverstappen1 FUCK YEAH! WORLD CHAMP! 🥇🇳🇱 a huge thank you to @ redbullracing for their support throughout the whole season. you made all of this possible.
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redbullracing what a season! here's to many more, champ
christianhorner so unbelievably proud of you! enjoy the celebrations
danielricciardo congrats, mate. couldn't be happier for you. looking forward to celebrating later 🍾
landonorris woohoo! my shirt is still wet from your tears
→ maxverstappen1 don't lie. you cried more than i did
→ landonorris true
mclaren well done, max! an amazing achievement
YourUserName congrats, world champ x
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→ User13 mama en papa
→ User14 not the best phrase to use when the reason they broke up is due to a miscommunication about having children
User15 omg omg omg, not a drill, guys. the queen has commented. and max liked!!
→ User16 user we may not get them back together but i’ll take the tiny trickles of friendship they give us
→ User17 same sis same
→ User18 may our delulus come trululu
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YourUserName so i may have just won my first grammy? my ultimate gratitude to @ lovelessofficial for taking a chance on me when no one else would, the biggest love to those who supported me before i deserved it, and a final huge thank you to the inspiration behind the album 💕🦁
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User1 miss thing, looks like you got more than just your first grammy
→ YourUserName it's definitely a nice collection ;)
francisca.cgomes so proud of you, minha linda 🌼
→ YourUserName couldn't have done it without you pouring wine down my neck, kiks
lilymhe that's my girl!!
YourBestFriend wow, look at that dress. it would look better on my bedroom floor
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lewishamilton amazing achievement, y/n. well done
→ YourUserName thanks, lewis. you raced so well this season
danielricciardo did somebody say celebratory drinks later? 🥂
maxverstappen1 congrats, grammy winner x
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→ lovelessofficial thanks for joining us for the celebrations
→ User2 max was at her after party!!!!
→ User3 over a year after their breakup and we might be getting them back together??
User4 the trophies in their house must be overwhelming
→ User5 love that we’re talking like they’re already back together
User6 'the inspiration behind the album' is so shady and sweet haha, poor max. i love that he'll be forever reminded of how badly he fumbled
→ User7 what makes you think she's on about max
→ User6 um, she wrote the album after their breakup and used the lion emoji, which she always used in posts about him. read the room, babes
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Jan
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YourUserName happy new year's from me and my loved ones to you and yours (yes, he got drunk after this and ruined the rest of my photos)
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User8 omg omg omg omg!!!
User9 they're back together! they're back together! we win!
charles_leclerc beautiful couple. glad to see you both happy again
danielricciardo yuck. i haven't missed the pda
→ YourUserName you're just jealous you can't be our third
→ danielricciardo every day baby
maxverstappen1 i didn’t ruin them! they just become less pg
→ User10 woah, mr verstappen, we were not familiar with you
redbullracing our favourite trophy winning couple. can't wait to have y/n back in the paddock next month
maxverstappen1 looking forward to all that the future brings us, mijn mooie vrouw 🥰
→ YourUserName mijn lieve echtgenoot 💕
→ User11 um, the pet names!!!
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I know some people said on Danny’s that they wanted it to be longer but this are only planned as a duo series. Sorry, guys! 💕
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