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God I can’t wait until tomorrow’s episode of secret life… it’s obviously gonna be the finale, and unlike previous seasons I watched live, I have wishes for every server member except for the previous winners to win lol
I want Cleo to win because she deserves this story arc, surviving the zombie apocalypse and turning human as a result, being the last green name, and also getting back with her ex husband lolol (just so you know, I have essays of thoughts about Cleo and Ethos character arcs this season that I cannot put it into words. Just trust me that this and Ethos sections should be a lot longer)
I want Etho to win because oh my god??? What has he been on this season??? First off, he has somehow reached higher set cat status than he did in Limited life, which I thought was impossible, but he just struggles so. hard. in the earlier sessions especially. Secondly, he plays the secret aspect of the game really well, where he almost always comes up with a fake task for him to do in addition to his actual task, and sticks with it completely. He’s just really good at the secret part of it while also hiding what he’s doing really badly, which is the best thing to watch ever. But thirdly and most importantly, the fucking…zombie apocalypse session…He failed his task, and made the ENTIRE SERVER also fail their task just because he didn’t want to give up Cleo and Grian… He jumped in front of Bdub’s arrow to protect Cleo… ‘I’m a survivor’ this ‘I’d probably run’ that, you are a liar Mr Etho Slab!! Face it, you’ve had character development since Last Life!!! Stop thinking the worst of yourself!! Also, in addition to all that, he also fits the fact that all the previous winners played the game differently than how it was intended, with the previously mentioned failing of the task, so he also deserves to win because of that.
I want Scar to win because this entire season has been him fighting against what the secret keeper pushes onto him, with him not wanting to be the villain but repeatedly getting villain related tasks, so him winning in spite of that would be so satisfying. Also the idea of Scar, who has spent previous seasons constantly fighting to make friendships, winning the season where everyone on the server hates him does something to me the vibes are just immaculate. Also also! Please let him win he’s come so close so many times 😭
I want Gem to win because Geminislay next question. lol but actually I think it would be really funny if she joined the server for the first time, killed all her friends, won, and then left. Also something something her bringing the boogeyman curse to a season that was never supposed to be cursed in that way, and then fighting her way to victory is really cool. Also also Gem is just cool so I want to see that victory
I want Impulse to win because he’s gotten so close in like almost every season before this!!! He got second last time please just let him win and go apeshit, he deserves it I think. Also last yellow??? He deserves to pop off in the final session and take the win
I want Bdubs to win because this season has been peak Bdubs allying with half the people on the server, and he deserves to win at his worst /j But seriously his perspective so far has been one of my favorites this season because of how funny he is. He spent over an episode building the world when he didn’t even need to. He was murdered by Scar when both of them were green. He has a room in the Roomies base when he’s not even part of their group. He’s so silly he deserves to murder Scar in revenge for his first death and then gloat as he wins.
I want Joel to win because he deserves to go apeshit and then not die from recklessness. I think he should be insane and murder a bunch of people while still staying alive, like Last Life but without the ending part. His base is filled with joy but he is not, and that’s hilarious to me. Please let Joel win one of these he’s come so close
I want BigB to win because out of everyone in secret life he was the one to truly take the ‘secret’ part of the title to its very max. BigB gaslighting everyone he comes into contact with for literally no reason is my favorite part of secret life lol. He should win just for that as well as having the funniest life series base ever. Also his storylines tend to get ignored by a bunch of the fandom, and while it’s definitely improved a lot this season, it still could be better, so I’m hoping he wins just so more people will watch his perspective 😭
I want Skizz to win because like BigB, he is seriously underrated. He still doesn’t have 100k!! Subscribe to him right now!! But other than that, he also deserves to win just because it’d be funny if, now that he’s lived past the third death, he promptly switched his curse as far around as possible and just won lolol. Also also the Heart Foundation has been one of the silliest groups ever, and their base was really cute while it lasted, so any of the members of that group deserve to make it far if just for that. Plus him immediately going after Tango once he got infected with boogeyman was very funny. You go king! Drag your friends down with you! In conclusion Skizz is very funny and deserves to win purely because of that as well as the underdogness of it all.
I want Tango to win because of the Heart foundation stuff I mentioned with Skizz, but also he deserves to win just so he can break his curse of always having a kinda stupid final death 😔 I think it would be really funny if he broke that curse in the coolest way possible, and then in every season after this one he immediately goes right back to silly final deaths.
(Also if a previous winner won this season again I would not be upset as all of them have storylines this season that are really good for it, I just want them to win a little less than the others)
This season has been incredible so far, and it might even end up being my favorite season yet!
#secret life#Jesus I have to tag all of them now#zombiecleo#ethoslab#goodtimeswithscar#geminitay#impulsesv#bdubs#bdoubleo100#smallishbeans#bigbst4tz2#skizzleman#tangotek#shut the fuck up najs#there’s probably so many grammar mistakes in this#I’m writing this entire thing at like midnight sooo#fuck it I’m saying this counts as#long post#definitely is long for me lol#if I forgot anyone I will cry
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ANDREW GARFIELD and AMELIA DIMOLDENBERG
in the "Chicken Shop Date".
(source)
#andrew garfield#yes he wants#really wants#dude to have andrew garfield tell you he would’ve dated you irl#i’m not able to say what i would do#but for sure I know what I would do#amelia dimoldenberg#the tension#is real#i am deceased#fuck 🫠#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#he is so hot#he knows#he is not innocent#we won again#it's happening#chicken shop date#appearances#we live in time#every minute counts#like 💀💀💀#released#the press tour of we live in time will be explosive#almut & tobias#tobias and almut#press tour#video#tasm peter parker#sincericida
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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I hope we get a scarf reveal soon. I feel like, with the inevitable “Gabriel was Monarch and Marinette lied about it” reveal, it could be interesting for Adrien to have a “Marinette made this scarf and never told me it wasn’t a gift from my dad” reveal. Because the scarf is an AGGRESSIVELY saner example of Marinette keeping something hidden for the sake of Adrien’s feelings; it could possibly help him see her motivations in a different context and be more forgiving when he realizes the truth about his father
#not that I’m trying to downplay the significance of the eventual monarch reveal#because Adrien IS going to freak the fuck out AS HE SHOULD#I’m also not trying to insinuate that marinette is doing the right thing by keeping it from him#only saying that a scarf reveal could be an interesting parallel to the monarch reveal#and it could be a reminder to Adrien that marinette really is well-intentioned#(it could also be devastating because it could compound onto the fact that his dad really wasn’t a good person)#there are layers!#ml speculation#miraculous season five#miraculous season six#miraculous spoilers#(idk if this even counts as spoilers since s5 has been out for over a year but I’m still tagging it lol)#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#Adrienette#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng
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personal character design headcanons + brainrot
Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol
#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH#I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF#I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect#him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least#based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I don’t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein#the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that#I wanted to give him a more ‘Smokey’ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this#makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible#the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol#and the fact that macaque doesn’t have any senses unless he’s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll 🤨📸#I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between#physical and spirit/mind(?) it’s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin#so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the#first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo#I’m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles#god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god#my art#doodles#lmk#Lego Monkie kid#Monkie kid#lmk au#re-bound!au#rebound au#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#lmk mk#lmk xiaotian
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cannot STAND this guy
#the first time I draw lietpru interacting and it’s this#I’m so sorry to my lietpru likers out there#also sorry for the quality I drew this when I was half blind and exhausted but wouldn’t go to bed for some reason#so I really had no idea what it looked like until this morning#😭#also this might be ooc but I thought it would be funny lol so it doesn’t matter#he would NOT fucking say that#no one would it’s the Middle Ages why are you talking about poppin your snatch do you want to be burned at the stake#lietpru#does this count lol#hws prussia#hws lithuania#aph teutonic knights#gilbert beilschmidt#tolys laurinaitis#digital art#my art#fanart
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unfortunately i am of the belief that my spotify wrapped this year is WRONG. and i’m correct
#will not be sharing <3#like there’s honestly no fucking way i’m SAWRY#they fired like 1k employees and replaced them w ai… and that is why i feel it’s valid in saying it’s wrong#they had to have stopped counting in like april#i SWEAR these stats are WRONGGGGG#and also it was ugly and underwhelming this year but that’s another conversation#💬
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listen up freaks, I will enjoy my interpretations of Dracula as a truly monstrous creature representing disease and abuse and terror AND as a cunning, drop-dead gorgeous, bitchy sex god
#you cannot make me choose#sometimes you wanna revel in the truly evil nature of the source material#and sometimes you just gotta say to hell with 100% book accuracy#i wanna fuck that evil old vampire#(especially when he’s played by bela lugosi/christopher lee/claes bang)#i go both ways#sue me i’m bi#all art is subjective#dracula#count dracula#bbc dracula#dracula 1931#dracula 2020#dracula bbc#dracula daily#dracula netflix#netflix dracula#re: dracula#bram stocker's dracula#renfield#the last voyage of the demeter#bela lugosi#claes bang#claes kasper bang#vampires#vampire
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i’ve made it a habit to post something right before i go to sleep 🤨
for tonight i am saying these guys got freaky before erik tried to kill his sister
thank you and goodnight.
#i’m gonna count how many posts i’ve made in these last two weeks#probably a lot i dont shut up#not a bad thing though i need somewhere to share my opinions on gay mutants#i was socially isolated in the last fandom i was in#lol#anyway dofp charles being an angry top#i need more fics where charles is the top honestly#theres still a few but still 😔#or at least let them be switches#kinda nsft but sometimes magneto needs to be fucked into oblivion just saying#he needs to stop spreading his seed everywhere let him do the heavy lifting#i hope people agree with me on this 😔#i dont actually need anyones approval to be happy but its still cool having people agree with you#I KEEP DOING THIS#cant let myself wallow in self pity apparently 🤨#i love myself i’m pretty cool#being depressed and having a high self esteem sure is a weird combo#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#x men#good day to the people who like my posts while i sleep#wish does not shut up
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People completely ignoring the themes of rape and coercion in Nosferatu and acting like Ellen was 100% willing with Orlok reminds me of the time I saw Lolita tagged as a “dark romance” on TikTok
#now i’m not saying you CAN’T express your feelings for Egger’s Orlok#and i am no stranger to loving fucked up characters#but…come on y’all…#nosferatu#robert eggers#count orlok#ellen hutter#lolita#vladimir nabokov
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Okay hear me out, if Scaled and Icy is considered their “worst” album, and that album (in my opinion) is a fucking BANGER, then we win. Even if it’s considered the worst it’s still really damn good. We win mates! We win!
#This counts as fatherless behavior now… right?#like I’m new to the fatherless behavior thing so I don’t know#anyway…#Number 1 SaI defender#If SaI doesn’t have any fans IM FUCKING GONE#twenty one pilots#twenty øne piløts#tøp#tøp clique#clique#skeleton clique#tumblr clique#scaled and icy#SaI
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#david malukas#david we will avenge you#I’m also aware of the 4 missed races in his contract#but like if you say you’re gonna stand by someone and don’t that’s fucked up#zak brown count your days#arrow mclaren#indycar
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ANDREW GARFIELD
photographed by Emil Ravelo for The Los Angeles Times.
#andrew garfield#y'all have no idea what I would do with this man#i’m not able to say what i would do#but for sure I know what I would do#absolutely breathtaking#he's so fucking sexy#the dilf-o-meter is broken#the things i'd would let andrew garfield do to me#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#why is he so cute and so hot at the same time#i'm crying didn't say where#andrew garfield making it up how being sexy#i am deceased#he looks 🔥🔥🔥#article#photoshoot#the los angeles times#we live in time#press tour#the press tour of we live in time will be explosive#world premiere#every minute counts#like 💀💀💀#new release#almut & tobias#tobias and almut#gif set#my gifs#gif#sincericida
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it gets to a point.
#hot take but#that toxic stage never should have happened#yes the girls look amazing and sound amazing and yadda yadda but it wasn’t worth the hate it brought yeji and lia#and all because THAT fandom couldn’t be normal#I’m actually not surprised they’re always like this#cancel all aespa collab stages until mys learn to accept the existence of other ggs#trust the only reason Julie wasn’t dragged is because yeji was easy pickings#I’m already bracing myself for what they will spout about yuna and sullyoon#because they’re never normal about nmixx either#no amount of “aww cute friendship moments” will make mys act civil im telling you now#they will always find a way to hate and that’s so fucking bleak because in reality mys and midzys should be best friends#I am so tired of hearing “itzy flopped” please grow up#and fuck it I’ll say it#ITZY SHOULDNT NEED A PAK/RAK TO BE TREATED WITH BASIC HUMAN DECENCY AND RESPECT#the way I can count positive interactions with mys on the bird app on one hand is very telling#free aespa from mys#and it’s literally so stupid because it ended up getting giselle dragged too??? like do they even like the artists they Stan#when mys learn to handle their fav sharing the spotlight for 5 minutes we can have collab stages again#until then stick to itzy-idle collabs because at least idle’s fans won’t give 5k likes to a tweet calling yeji a backup dancer#I have to remind myself constantly that that fandom consists mostly of 13 year olds and twinks so I don’t start fighting them#wow this was a rant#anyways#stan itzy stan aespa stan talented women fuck the miserable fans!#itzy#yeji#hwang yeji#yeji my love#yuna#shin yuna#superstar shin yuna
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I dare not speak it in the tag because I value my energy but no one has the correct opinions about nosferatu 2024 except for me
#Everyone has opinions about which parts of nosferatu are the problematic parts and everyone is wrong#Like!!!! I would love to talk about the potential implications of a story#Of a vulnerable young woman taken advantage of by an older more powerful man in her youth#And the lasting impact it has on her life and her relationships especially in the constraints of an 1800’s upper-class society#And how she believes herself “unclean” for her new husband because of it#And how said husband very firmly says “no you are not unclean or lesser for what was done to you and I love you no matter what”#And how ALL THOSE IMPLICATIONS feel tragically undermined#by the end of the story essentially saying that she HAS to have sex with the older man (and then die) to resolve the problems#And that’s just. Never challenged really.#There’s no twist to it not even some attempt at an angle of empowerment or reclamation of her sexuality or something#yknow that trope of how if we the audience are told the protagonist squads plan that plan is bound to go wrong#We are told the plan and it just happens#No the mustache guy having a breakdown and going to his wife’s crypt does not count as the plan going wrong#Because we got told the REAL plan that the van helsing stand in and Ellen had behind Thomas’ back#And THAT goes off without a hitch!#The ending just. Happens! And it’s bad that it just happens I think!#But then I go in the tag and there’s people like “it’s bad cuz they showed tiddy”#Like guys pls it’s more complicated than that#I was just reminded of the line “I do not need redemption” from Ellen and like YES THATS SO RIGHT#but then the story says “the only way to stop the count is for you to die”#And like there’s also something there about how how much she hates when Thomas gets her flowers at the beginning because they’re dead#And then at the end the professor scatters cut flowers around her body when she can’t tell him no#and like! That’s something! I can almost FEEL this movie trying to make its point but it just falls short#You cannot have it both ways you cannot be condemning this unfair treatment of Ellen but also leaving it completely unexamined#“goddamn you see that shit? That was fucking crazy. Anyway I’m Robert Eggers”
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no one tell my bosses they’re paying me to write wolfstar smut instead of do my job.
#i have absolutely nothing to say for myself#but i’m having fun and isn’t that what counts#life is short write the gays hate fucking#marauders#captain’s log
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