#I have now become Bruce Wayne
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Today I woke up, had a dull ache in my body and could barley keep my eyes open despite it being past 1pm. I went to the kitchen to make breakfast. I looked out the window and saw such a cute little Robin. It only sat for a few moments before flying away. I was filled with this sort of melancholy feeling, like the little bird abandoned me, but also it was so beautiful as it flew past and I was just in awe of the nature and the world. Like wow, I share this world with this amazing, beautiful creature. What a beautiful world I live in. And then my toast popped up and the fire alarm went off and I couldn’t get it to stop on my own.
Just had the most Bruce Wayne moment of my life.
#facepalming myself#Unfortunately this is based on true events#I have now become Bruce Wayne#My mum literally helping me with the fire alarm like Alfred would lmao#I’m about to get banned from the kitchen just like Bruce did#you know he was probably banned from burning toast#This man didn’t get banned from cooking Turkey dinner no no#He was banned from burning toast#batfamily#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#Alfred pennyworth#dc#I forgot to post this on the day it happened#unfortunately I’m not accustomed to queuing posts yet#despite me being on tumblr for enough time
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Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.
Bruce: Jason what are you doing?
Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son
Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D
Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.
Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though
This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO
I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.
Robin!Jason era:
Dick: You wanna go out and get high?
Jason: I can't, I have homework.
Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?
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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing
Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.
Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.
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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-
Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch
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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss off Bruce-
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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce
Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics
Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK
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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure
Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??
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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago
Dick, sweating: Well-
Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?
#Jason (disappointedly): you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero#Dick: we have so much to catch up on! anyways so Tim became Robin and I'm a cop in Bludha-#Jason (incredibly distraught): YOURE A COP??!?#Jason to tim: Alright looks like I have to be the one to pass on Dick's legacy now LISTEN HERE-#ok but seriously Tim is already insane on his own. kid didn't need dick's guidance at all. he's just like that#imagine the chaotic older brother u grew up with turned out to be a cop id literally throw up#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#robin!jason#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#bruce wayne#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical asks#fanatical posting
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Would you mind elaborating on what you mean by having to edit Stephs relationship with the bats in the fic?
before i read more about her character i assumed she had a more sibling relationship to the Bats and her mentorship with Bruce was different/more parental. i even had one of them refer to her as a sister or vice versa? but i know better now and went back and changed it. though she does comment that dick is like a brother to her i see it more as being good friends with your friend's/ex's/new partner's sibling, if that makes sense. i made a post a while back to clear up the miscommunication with the change but it has been a while
#now i know that steph and bruce did NOT have a father daughter relationship and honestly? good for her#it is kind of boring if EVERY kid in their circle ends up as his kid#now when you read bruce including her in things (such as him buying flowers for the girls) know it's because LoF bruce isn't written-#-by someone that hates women and thinks batman should be Like That#in the LoF household we're better than that#because i believe that in a world where people become superheroes to help people#they're GOOD PEOPLE#i don't care if it's “more realistic” and “characters have flaws” i'm not writing any of the heroes as abusive/sexist/racist/etc#because then they wouldn't be heroes#we're getting off topic#steph brown#bruce wayne
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The moment that made Bruce the man he is today was the moment his parents were murdered in the alley. He thinks that that moment for Tim had or will have to do with the deaths of his parents as well, like it was for him, for Dick, for Jason, all children whose lives were changed forever by tragedy. He doesn't realize that that moment for Tim was a decade ago at Haly's Circus.
Bruce thinks that he and his mission are the poison, that prolonged exposure will eventually drag Tim down into the darkness he resides in (or worse, like it did to Jason). He thinks of the child he once was, remembers that he became the Bat so that no other child might be suffer that same loss, that same transformation that he has. He doesn't realize that Tim's path was set from the very first day he can remember.
Tim doesn't know how to be any different. How to be anything other than a boy who deduced Batman's secret identity by accident. A boy whose heroes inspired him to become a detective, to pick up computer skills, to learn to fight. A boy who cared enough about two strangers at the circus to risk his life for them a decade later.
Becoming Robin was just the culmination. Becoming Robin is when everything that made Tim Tim started to make sense. The night in the alley was the night Bruce’s life changed, but that night at the circus was the night Tim’s life began.
#batman#tim drake#bruce wayne#dc comics#batman meta#this feels incomplete but i finally managed to put into words a piece of what i've been mulling over for a while now#lately all my tim meta keeps circling back to the idea that tim was doomed *to* the narrative#becoming robin was an unavoidable outcome and everything we learn about his life pre-alpod reinforces this including his circus trauma#and its interesting to explore how this trauma - literally his first memory - may have impacted his life and relationships#...something like that i'll figure out how to explain the rest later#decaying orbit theory
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In a perfect dc x marvel crossover au Scott Summers would have been adopted by Bruce Wayne
#iiiii want this fic I want this fic so bad#the way that Scott basically the Batman of the x men#the way that ‘’extremist’’ Scott was right but for some is the villain#like someone I know…. *cough* Jason *cough*#Bruce becoming an activist for mutants because of his mutant son that he loves#OH MY GOD SCOTT AND CASS BONDING#AGHHHHHHHH#I NEED THIS I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW#SCOTT DAMI AND CASS IM CRYING#HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD OLDER BROTHER TO JASON#FUUUUUUUUUCK#…what would his bat name be?#bird? name?#Scott and Jason bonding… I’m so sad this isn’t real#Batman#batfamily#bruce wayne#dc#marvel comics#x men#scott summers#cyclops
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DPxDC Prompt:
[this is a long one please forgive me]
Bruce lied to the others about his trip through time. Not all of it! Just…one specific thing.
During the early parts of his timeline hijinks, before Tim realized Bruce was still alive, he had a bit of a respite in between his endless time jumps. (Maybe a certain ghost was helping him out.) With a fuzzy memory at best and a strange itch to investigate the unknown, Bruce had been taken in by an old couple who had no kids but wanted to pass on the family name. And who better than a thirty-something amnesiac stranger who could actually be related by blood?
Bruce, with nowhere to go, accepted his new name, grew out his hair, and quickly got accepted into college for engineering. There, he met two of his closest friends; a redheaded woman who could kick his ass and a wet chicken of a man who could also kick his ass. They both made him nostalgic for something he didn’t remember, and that made him sad sometimes, but the two were always there to cheer him up.
Years passed, and Bruce’s life moved on. He settled well into his new name, mourned his parents when the eventually passed, celebrated his wedding with the redhead, and grieved when the last of their trio fell out of touch. He had a daughter, and then a son! They were both so smart, even if they didn’t share the same passion he had for exploring the science behind the afterlife. (Something about the dead just itched his brain in an infuriating way, and Bruce wasn’t one to let sleeping dogs lie. He just had to find out why he was so obsessed with this stuff!)
Eventually, his and his wife’s research yielded results, and that’s when bits of Bruce’s former life started coming back to him. After the portal opened, he spent his days with his head in a fog, oblivious to the world around him as he struggled to continue his work.
Why did he remember a boy named Dick? Who would name their child that? And Jason…who was Jason? That name always made him sad. There were more names, more faces, but none of them were his. He could never remember what his name was supposed to be. All he had was the one his adoptive parents gave him.
His wife was worried. His daughter was struggling. And his son…his son sometimes hurt to look at. Bruce didn’t know why. He knew he was being a terrible father, but something in him wanted to cry whenever he gazed at those clear blue eyes, just like his own. His son was too smart for his own good, and realized his dad had started avoiding him.
The day his son purposely left the room so Bruce could relax was one that hurt him even now.
Time kept passing, and Bruce was becoming anxious. His brain fog was as bad as its ever been. He had constant headaches, and his hands kept twitching for nonexistent tools on his belt. Something was going to happen. Something had happened. A voice in his head told him it was all his fault.
So in an attempt to clear his head and spend more time with his family, Bruce insisted they all go to dinner at the local diner. His son invited his friends. Even better! More people meant more distractions from his messed-up thoughts. He wouldn’t spiral with the kids around.
And then something exploded.
The last thing Bruce remembered was his son’s (green??) eyes widening in fear and horror as something yanked him violently backwards. He fell farther than expected, through a portal and a green sky full of black stars. A hand tightened on the back of his jumpsuit, hauling his giant body through another portal with a roar of a motorcycle.
And then…and then…and then what?
All of a sudden, Bruce was sprawled in some mud in the middle of a forest, dizzy and coughing from the explosion’s fumes. He’s singed all over, and his ears still rang from the force of the…what happened again?
Bruce sits up, and all of a sudden, he’s in the era of the pilgrims. His memory has been wiped clean, his new name and family forgotten thanks to the hands of time. His adventures through the time stream continue, with him assuming many different identities throughout many different decades.
The memories of being Jack Fenton don’t return to him until he’s back in 2004, once again in his own time and living as Bruce Wayne. A glowing green sticky note informs him that “The Nasty Burger Incident” had just occurred. His “other self” just had his ass dragged to another era, so the time loop would continue.
It also informed him that he had an orphaned son crying for him at Bruce’s own grave.
Well, his forgotten son (that sounded bad, even to him) was supposed to be about fourteen now, right? Bruce hopes he doesn’t have to fight anyone for custody.
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#writing prompt#‘Alfred get the Guy’#‘you haven’t even left the house today’#‘my dad senses are tingling and I may need to fistfight another billionaire so have the Other Guy on standby as well’#Bruce becomes Jack Fenton#he went to college and literally built a life for himself at the same time ‘Bruce Wayne’ existed#‘Jack’ just never watched the news#clockwork had to make sure Danny existed so guess what! you’re the son of the bat happy birthday#the nasty burger incident happens but in the two seconds it took to kill everyone#Johnny 13 dragged his ass to another era#he was ordered to by clockwork#I have zero clue how old Bruce was during his timeline shenanigans and idk when it took place either#just work with me on this#please I am begging you#he only got his memories back when the time matches up with Jack Fenton’s ‘death’#Danny loses his dad and then gets him back in the span of 24 hours but now his dad is a billionaire??#well he gets to watch Bruce fistfight Vlad for custody and then stop him from killing clockwork#cause how DARE Clockwork just make him FORGET an entire family he had???#morally grey clockwork#Danny is trying really hard not to become Dan and Bruce is trying really hard to explain this to his other kids#‘no this one is ACTUALLY mine’#‘yes I know I was a teen in Europe when the wedding would have happened’#again don’t know the dc timeline just work with me here#please don’t ask me to continue this I will cry#if someone else does I’d be happy to read it though :))
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You want a bug? Uh, the bugs I have on hand are mayflies, fruit flies, cicada husks, freeze dried mealworms, freeze dried blood worms, and freeze dried crickets. Tomorrow I'm catching fresh grasshoppers, katydids, and crickets if you want those instead
(Nonny nonny)
PS,
I'm not the one eating the bugs
see, initially i didn’t think you were the one eating the bugs, but now i kind of do.
i appreciate the offer but i’m okay, the anonsects need to find me on their own, it’s about the journey not the destination
#tim drake#dc comics#bruce wayne#can you tell i have a fever right now#i feel like it’s becoming more and more evident that i’m a little silly#dc robin#dc#dcu#batman#timothy drake#batfam#asktimdrake#dc rp
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why is everyone so obsessed with absolving bruce of all responsibility and fault. like no actually he is not 100% innocent in the child vigilantes he did in fact literally just Yoink Jason and make him robin at the ripe age of 12. jason would Not have become a vigilante (or died!) if bruce hadn't made him that. like he is actually 100% responsible for picking up a kid and turning them into a soldier
#my dc posting#jason todd#bruce wayne#batman#red hood#robin#obviously some he couldnt have stopped. im not denying some of them did in fact just do that on their own w no input from bruce#like uhh i think duke cass babs steph etc etc im not doing the fucking child soldier argument here alright#im saying that jason did Not do that. like he was not running out in his own costume doing vigilante shit he interfered in one (1) crime#after first trying to tell someone abt it happening that does not equate to 'im going to become a vigilante'#yet bruce still picked him up and went 'youre robin now :)'#so like it annoys me sooo much when ppl just completely go that bruce had no fault in any of them or whatever. like hello. what the fuckkk#are you talking abt#i love jaybin (robin jason) i love him as robin i dont think he was a bad robin i think bruce is wrong n horrible for doing that#fics will have bruce feeling horrible like 'its my fault he died... he wouldnt have died if he wasnt robin...' and ill be like YES! YES EXA#TLY! you should feel horrible abt it its like a Lot your fault#i used the word soldier in the post bc of. yknow. 'a good soldier' like bruce's words not mine 🤷#''he didnt have a choice'' for most of them yeah i agree! im not disagreeing! except for jason which he 100% had a choice in.#this is a really small thing but it infuriates me endlessly
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Not enough writers exploring the idea of bruce retiring from batman and becoming the bats new tech guy once lucius fox dies/retires. Like, bruce is actually pretty good at coming up with new gadgets and incorporating new/alien technologies into the bat stuff so really, I think it would be really cool?? Also, he could help oracle on his free time, and I feel like this would work really well with his paranoid and controlling tendencies, and he would be thriving in a job like this. Not to mention that he would still be helping the league with strategies, research and the diplomatic stuff, so no need for him to stop working with them. And he still has his charity work as bruce wayne.
So my point is, while of course we can all agree that everything bruce does as batman is important, I wouldn't say that activelly being on the field is the most important of his tasks, especially by the time he gets old and has dozens of allies doing it with him. I mean, he already trained a lot of heroes to work in gotham and there's a few of them who are just as skilled as him, some who are even better, so really, him retiring from that and focusing on his other duties as he gets older feels very natural and a much more compelling plotline to follow than just yk killing him off and then having the batfam fight about who's gonna take the mantle (i don't even think someone needs to)
#so many writes making plotlines about batman changing and becoming something NEW and IMPROVED bc gotham changed and he's older#and bro i'm not seeing it i'm not seeing the change#drac rambles#also i just love when characters think they're gonna die fighting and never get to be old but then they survive and have the opportunitie to#enter a new chapter in their lives and really start thinking about what they wanna do now that they plan to live and have a future#<- having flashbacks about dean winchester btw#but yeah let bruce be old and thriving!#also if we could get to see both him and ghostmaker retiring at the same time#and discovering what they're gonna do now together#just like they learned how to fight and become vigilantes together#my heart would be very pleased 🥀#batman#bruce wayne
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just wanted to say that your thomas wayne au is making me swoon - baby bruce is the most adorable baby ever and they love each other so much 😭
(I saw you mentioned them meeting canon dc and I think everyone of the batfam would be unwillingly won over by this adorable baby and their grandad (and adult bruce would either be paralysed by emotion or start crying or both)) (and maybe there is no martha wayne, simply thomas and alfred raising the cutest and most troublesome baby 😏)
Aaaaahhh I'm so glad you like it 🥺 i love making aus that have the emotional effect of a gut punch on the Bats 🥰 its why 'Danny being a variant of Jason' is such a fun little au I have that I haven't shared here since its pretty convoluted imo.
And i absolutely agree you have it down pat that the canon DC Batfam would be unwillingly won over by Baby Bruce and Danny/Thomas frfr. Danny is so protective and affectionate with his little guy, and I have a personal headcanon that he teaches Bruce how to play piano after discovering an interest in it once he's adopted by the Waynes. (OH and when Bruce is older Danny sits him out in the gardens or on the roofs and shows him how to find constellations)
Danny finds out that the bruce in this world grew up without his parents and starts side-eyeing him HARD bc he wants to be affectionate to this version of His Boy but he doesnt want Bruce to react negatively to it
I'll also tell you a secret: the day Danny and Bruce are transported into the canon universe was the day Danny and Bruce were meant to end up in crime alley :) they were just about to leave the manor.
#dftw au#dpxdc#danny fenton is thomas wayne au#coming up with the nickname 'boo' for Bruce was a big brain moment for me honestly#so was bees#i have so many thoughts about this au but it'd all be nonsensical rambling if i put it in here now#also for martha wayne you totally get it#i could only think of three options for martha and it was:#have martha#have a martha-like oc#or have no martha at all#danny being a variant jason has SO many different aus of it#like there's one version of the au where he ends up in a universe where jason is still dead and everyone thinks HE'S their jason#there's another one where he ends up in a world where its post-jason's revival#and he gets discovered by jason and becomes a little shadow of him#i have so many thoughts its almost paralyzing lmao#i havre SO many in-universe memes about danny and bruce ending up in the canon dc verse but i never shared them i dont think#they're all the same meme but in different formats tbh
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POV: Bruce and Stephanie some years in the future, a week before the holidays
Stephanie: Hey, B. So, how are the holidays gonna be? Should I bring some food or- ?
Bruce, a bit uncomfortable about this conversation: Look, Stephanie, I am happy that you like spending so much time with us here at the manor, but you've been staying for christmas and thanksgiving with us in the last couple of years by now, shouldn't you go stay with your mom this time?
Stephanie, with an blank expression: My mom is dead, B.
Bruce: Wait, what?! Are you serious?
Stephanie: Uh, yeah?
Bruce, now extremely confused: But, how? I mean, when?
Stephanie: It's been three years or so.
Bruce: What?! Three years is a lot of time! Why didn't you tell me?!
Stephanie: I don't know, you never asked!
#i dunno#i can imagine her not telling anyone#and then everyone is like “where r u even living??”#and she doesnt tell them bcuz now it has already become a joke#bruce feels like shit abt it because he had an excuse to give her a room at the manor this whole time and didnt#now he is all like “i should have known”#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam#robin#dc robin#batgirl#batgirl stephanie brown#dc spoiler#the spoiler#spoiler dc#batman and robin#stephanie brown#my dc posts
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I know I just said I wasn't gonna talk about the themes of Batman but also I want so badly to talk about the themes of Batman
#the literal only thing stopping me from writing a fucking essay right here right now is I would very quickly become incomprehensible#the themes of Batman as a character and Bruce Wayne as a character are two separate things that represent the two biggest through lines#but also they're the same character and both sides of the theming equally apply to him at all times and you cannot separate the themes#from eachother you cannot take the themes of justice and hope and family and recovery out of context from eachother#but also to follow the format of the comics there is a very clear line separating out these things from eachother#BUT YOU CAN'T SEPARATE THEM YOU HAVE TO HOLD ALL OF THEM IN YOUR MIND NO MATTER WHICH PERSONA YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE STORY THROUGH THELENSOF
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i'm writing this at seven in the morning after being very ill for three days and not having slept whatsoever all night but to me bruce is so like. i am not worth the pain of knowing me so i must make up for this in the only way i know how. knowing me puts you in danger so i need to keep you safe, even if you don't want it, even if you can do it yourself. i am the shooter and the bullet and the wound and everybody i love is an accomplice and a bystander and a victim all at once but maybe i can teach you how to stitch yourself up. maybe i can teach you when to close your eyes. i cannot stop the pain from reaching you but maybe i can teach you to stop me from firing and maybe i can teach you when to run away. everybody i love gets hurt but i am selfish, so very selfish, and i cannot stop myself from loving you. i wish you would stop loving me back. i wish i could do more to comfort you than putting my hand just slightly too rough on your shoulder because i cannot bring myself to pull you closer. i wish i would treat you the way you deserve. i love you i love you i love you. please don't love me back. please don't leave me.
#goes hand in hand with creepy stalker bruce. if you were wondering.#he's a creep he's a weirdo and he is so full of love#he loves so easily but shoves them away when it becomes real#to protect both himself and the other person#because he knows what happens to those he loves and he knows what loving him does to other people#feeling affection for him should be a warning sign and he blames himself when people ignore it#but there are some people that he can't quite push away. he tries and he tries but they come back.#he tries and he tries but he doesn't really let them leave.#there are two wolves inside you. one is screaming love me. one is screaming run away. you are bruce wayne.#im exhausted im so tired i can barely see i need to pass out‼️‼️#i don't think i have made a single bit of sense in this post. But I Know What I Mean. I Get It. and this post is for me.#Good Night.#i'm deleting this when i wake up i am not coherent right now. the spiders are here.#batman
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I was doing my haha teehee post for this scene when I realized that Batman is a walking Trigger (capitol T) for Guy Gardner.
Sad Boy Hours: Guy Gardner
Guy Gardner has severe physical and psychological trauma. His dad is canonically physically and verbally abusive. Guy is pretty frank about it. So, Guy had problems before his frontal lobe got scrambled like an egg.
There are multiple times in the series where Bruce just has to give Guy an order and, counter to the way Guy acts with everyone else, Guy does what he's told. Now, it isn't every time. It wouldn't be Guy Gardner if he didn't try and piss off every human in existence. He knows they're going to find a reason to hate him, call him a piece of shit, so he'll give it to them on his terms. Because that's one way to cope with being the punching bag your whole life. Own it before someone else does. But, there are times Guy becomes timid in response to Bruce.
Guy Gardner doesn't know how to be quiet. There is nothing about this man that allows for subtly. It is physically impossible. The only reason Guy would be quiet is if it was to be bitchy and petulant, but that's not happening here. He's whispering and his eyes are on Bruce's hand, the hand that is gripping his shoulder hard enough to wrinkle the fabric. Guy looks stricken. The little motion lines around his head look like shaking. It's a jarring switch from the frothing man in the panel before.
All Bruce did was tell Guy to say he was sorry. Just to apologize. And he grabs Guy's shoulder. Guy doesn't have all his social tools anymore, but he has muscle memory and flight-fight-freeze, and he's using what he's got.
The "It's a start." is so disappointedly paternal. "It's a start" implies there will be more later. And later is never good.
I know it's not that deep, it's the 80s, they needed someone to be the team asshole. But, I'm also right because my brain is so juicy. Bruce is a walking trigger for Guy Gardner with his perpetual "Angry Dad" energy and the the fact that Bruce is the only one who can get away with bossing Guy around is a by-product of how thoroughly fucked up Guy's head is.
#justice league 80s#justice league international#guy gardner#bruce wayne#batman#green lantern#dc comics#cw abuse#this started on my “teehee” post before i went “ah shit oh no fuck” and my monkey paws typed this up#the more i read “its a start” the more queasy i got so now i have to yell about it#hal described Guy as a “pussycat” because he worked so damn hard to be a good man#he worked so hard to become better than the man he was taught to be#and then they snapped him like a glowstick but instead of light we just got toxic sludge#and then fucking BATMAN#now i love bruce#he's a fucked up little meow meow but dear GOD#he is the exact cocktail to molotov a guy gardner#i am down to engage in dialogue come talk to me#sad boy hours#continued
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guys what if i made a medieval dc au [gunshot]
#i literally just want to make medieval designs for them#there is no plot#but put cass in chainmail right now !!!!#bruce wayne not as king but richer than the king is also a really funny idea#harley quinn as an actual jester#poison ivy as a witch or something#diana and the amazons have their own kingdom ofc#and diana is a warrior princess or something but more importantly also her kingdoms main diplomat#clark kent as an alien still but his parents who found him think he's a demigod like from legends#farm boy who moved into the kingdom and now works in a tavern where everyone goes to share and learn news#lois lane as a girlboss as usual (captains daughter who instead of becoming a lady in waiting has decided she will rival the clergy and mak#her own record of events)#worlds first ever reporter fr she invented the job !!#call metropolis the metrothen kingdom or something i dont know i haven't actually thought through anything not design related#dc#rachie talks
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god bruce fucking hates talking to wayne execs and financial advisors
#i cannot stress enough that he is a terrible businessman right now#he wants nothing to do with wayne co he wants nothing to do with anyone who 'works for him'#he wants the batman. he wants gotham. he wants 'justice' which he THINKS he can get simply by being the batman#i always think about his conversation with selina#where she literally clocks his privilege and calls him on it#because he turns his scope too wide thinking he's got the details in frame#when in fact he's got no idea#his relationship with his brother is beginning to help but only barely right now#had they the chance i think selina COULD have influence on him but that ain't happening LMAO#so right now as i have said too many times before. he's got bat glasses on#bruce needs to be on that one show#where the rich boss works as the part time employee for a week or whatever#it's always so funny to me how he claims gotham as his#and how well he knows the city (because he does know the city)#and yet he doesn't know SHIT. not REALLY.#like pack it up white savior complex get a real job DAMN#one day......one day he will become Bruce Wayne.#but right now he's just bruce. and he's barely that. he's barely the batman!!!! it'll be his four year anniversary coming up actually#of being the bat :o)#how cute........pathetic little guy
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