#I have NO patterns and NO bitches fr

[dreamsb0u]

Oh yeah I made him a few days ago

[here-there-were-dragons]

i'm seeing three times as many people bitching in the tag about the very idea that someone might not like this breed than i see people actually expressing unambiguous dislike for this breed

[authenticcadence18]

idk if any of yall are on the Blake lively/justin baldoni drama side of TikTok and truly I don’t have all the facts so this is just my opinion and I could be wrong.

but.

if a man seems too good to be true. He’s so perfect, he’s vocal about women’s rights, he always knows exactly what to say, he is so kind and so eloquent and showers you with praise and is beloved by all.

well. that man might in fact be too good to be true.

tread with caution.

[borom1r]

ok I’m still not over sth a friend said to me when we were talking abt. Recent Life Events.

[scalpelsister]

I finally have a short sleeve button down again 😭

[sweet3nerrr]

here?

drunk fucking in a pool at a party

imagine back it up- josh baker is playing in the back fr (unreleased so listen on soundcloud TRUSTTT)

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"I love this song", you slurred as you tread water in the pool with your friends. it'd been a couple hours since you got to the party and with you shotting back pure vodka, you were pushing drunk. "I know, me t-too", your friend joins in, pushing the water towards you. as you messed around with your mates, a random guy comes over to you.

"god damn, you look fine", he says biting his lip. you ignore him, trying to swim over to your friends who've now swam over to the pool ledge and are talking. "hey, come on, im just tryna get to know you", he smirks standing in front of you. "thanks, I need to get to my friends", you exclaim looking over his shoulder. "dont worry about them, I can give you what you need", his smile now grossly large, eyeing you up and down. "you wanna join me upstairs?", he leans in moving his hands towards your hips.

"fuck off, dude", a voice comes from behind you. you spin around to see billie, your girlfriend. "she's fine here", she adds, wrapping her hands around your waist as she pulls you into her. the water warm on your skin, you smile at her feeling safe in her touch. "uhm, who are you?", he laughs moving even closer to you. billies demeanour changes. she goes from being nice to now looking like she wants to beat the shit out of him. "seriously, fuck off", she says locking eyes with him. he glares at her before calling her a crazy bitch and swimming away.

"finally made it", you mumble as she kisses you, wet skin pressing on each other. "perfect timing too, right?", she teases. the way her two piece swim suit hugs her has you going crazy. her blonde strands falling over her face perfectly. "I told you id come", she says before pulling your thighs around her. not many people were outside but, your friend who was throwing the party calls everyone in to watch her cut her birthday cake. "lets go". you move towards the stairs as billies hand grabs your wrist. "how about, we have some fun, now that everyone will be away, hm?".

she knew what you were like, how risks excited you. "are you for real?”, you ask your voice an octave lower. she nods sliding her hands down to your ass. it was only you guys outside, you could see the silhouettes of your friends faintly through the glass door. they weren't paying any attention to you.

taking the hint, you wrap your arms around billie, kissing her harshly as she roams your body. "fuck me", you whisper, biting her bottom lip. she smiles, showing you she's about to lose control. she turns you around, pressing your ass against her pelvis. her lips connect with the back of your neck, whilst her hand starts dancing near your pussy. "wonder how wet you are", she taunts as she bites your skin. "are my fingers gonna slide in?". the raspiness of her voice has you spiralling. "just fuck me bils", you plead digging your nails into her arm.

billies fingers connect with your clit, shooting sparks through your body. "fuck babe", you cry throwing your head back. 'shh, not so loud pretty girl", she says as she traces the patterns faster around your clit. “right here?". she was cocky. she knew what she did to you, how crazy she drove you. "mhm, faster", you whimper as you grasp onto nothing. the water around you providing a weak structure to grab onto.

billies breath was numbing against your neck as she whispered sweet, filthy nothings into your skin. "tell me what you need sweetheart". "inside me billie, please", you reply, moving her hand towards your throbbing hole. "you can do better than that, beg me". she skins her teeth into your neck as your back arches into her, desperate to feel her inside you. "please billie, please, ill be so good for you", your words broken as she finally pushes into you.

"fuck, youre so tight", she admits as her fingers stretch you out. "sucking me in entirely". she was like fire, burning you in every right place. the tension inside you dared to build as her pace got faster. "youre so fuckimg dee-", billies hand cut you off. she threw her hand around your mouth as faint footsteps got louder. "wait, be quiet love", she whispers as her fingers still move inside you. your eyes roll back.

"okay, they’re gone. let it out sweet girl", she groans as she hits your spot repeatedly. your throat swallowed your moans as you struggled to let her hear how good she made you feel. "bils”, you let out breathlessly, reaching back to tangle your hands in her hair. you couldnt help picture how the two of you looked right now. fuck. it was so hot. her behind you, kissing your neck shoving herself so deep inside you while you threw your head back, echoing her name, chasing your high.

"I can feel you clenching darling", she whines as her pace gets faster and harder. you were seconds away from cumming, feeling as her boy pressed against yours. "say it". "please, let me cum”, you moan as the tension knots in your stomach. the way she clawed at your skin told you she was ready for you to release and so, you did. hard. eyes sealed shut as pained moans spun out your throat that was being attacked by your girlfriends tongue.

you shook as you came down from your high. turning around to face your girlfriend, you leaned into her. "satisfied?", she asks innocently.

[cre8inghavoc]

Can't help it...

pairing: inumaki x f!reader

summary: Transferring to a new school is tough, but having your three best friends there makes it easier. Things get even more interesting when you start falling for the mysterious boy who rides his motorcycle to school every day. What will happen next?

a/n: i should be studying but here i am thinking abt motorcycle Toge... also i hate how some ppl see him as a small and weak (physically?!) bitch boy like erm tf no!? he is far from that and he's sooooo fineee.

genre/warnings: [18+] Characters are aged up. Story contains cursing, new friends, alcohol, college!au, no curse!au, dark humour, SMAU and written parts, fluff, smut.

For years now, you and Inumaki have been very close friends, it started from the moment you transferred to a new college.

3 Years Ago...

He was always the quiet type, the one who preferred hanging at the back of the class, alone, away from others.

As you stepped into the classroom for the first time, you greeted your classmates with a friendly nod. When the teacher welcomed you and offered a choice of seats, you made your way to the back of the room, deliberately keeping a distance from the other person who is also sitting there. Though there were plenty of spots up front, you preferred the quiet and privacy that the back provided, especially since you were new and not keen on drawing attention to yourself. It just felt right to have your own space in the back of the class.

It soon became a familiar routine: every morning, you'd enter the classroom and gravitate towards the back, taking your seat next to Inumaki. At first, he appeared slightly irritated by the intrusion, but as weeks passed, that annoyance seemed to fade away. Perhaps he realized it wasn't entirely within his control, or maybe he simply grew accustomed to your presence. Either way, it didn't seem to bother him much anymore, and frankly, you didn't dwell on it either.

Whenever you found yourself with spare time in class—be it after finishing assignments early or completing a test ahead of schedule—you'd often turn to doodling in your notebook. It was a soothing pastime, allowing your mind to wander while your hand sketched away. Initially, your doodles revolved around animals and random objects, but soon you found yourself drawn to sketching things you actually liked: cars and motorcycles.

You had a particular interest in sports cars, especially Japanese models like the GT-R, GR86, and 350/370Z. The sleek lines and powerful engines captivated your imagination, and you poured your passion into every detail of your drawings. From envisioning custom modifications to simply making them look jaw-droppingly cool.

Then, unexpectedly, motorcycles entered the picture, quite literally. One day, as you made your way to class, a Yamaha R3 parked outside the school caught your attention. Despite never having been particularly interested in bikes before, something about this one intrigued you. It sparked a newfound curiosity that led you to delve into research, eager to learn more.

Every day for the past week, that Yamaha R3 parked outside the school became your muse. You would walk into class, take your seat and before your class even begins, you'd take a moment to sketch the bike, capturing its sleek contours and intricate features. With each passing day, you discovered new details to incorporate into your drawing, whether it was the curve of the exhaust pipes or the pattern on the seat. It became a daily routine.

SMAU

GUYS I FR WASNT GONNA MAKE THIS AN SMAU BUT THIS FRIEND GROUP IS ALWAYS TALKING TO EACH OTHER SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN

also this is like 50% written and 50% smau (im gonna try to make the next few chapters AFTER chapter 5 more smau)

[bruciemilf]

Baby! Spider Socorro HCs (good parent Jake and Neytiri edition)

Called Jake “Mr. Silly” for the first 3 years of his life; That’s his name on all medical files, now. Mo’at calls him that when he’s being an idiot.

Often wondered through the jungle by himself. Max and Norm were often too engrossed in their work to notice the little bundle of energy and sunshine was gone, and that’s how Jake appointed himself as babysitter.

Pretended not to know trivial information just to have Spider explain it to him, and pretended to be impressed/shocked all the time. “Ikrans can fly?! No way!” “Pandora has stars at night? I didn’t know that!”

Contrary to popular belief, — Na’vi kids and teens love Spider; They play chase, hide and seek, make sure he doesn’t fall off trees, and give him jelly fish snacks when they see him.

After all, they can smell their Toruk Makto on him; It only makes sense.

All these gifts are taken straight to Neytiri. That baby is obsessed with her. He’s so shy and red cheeks and hides behind Jake’s legs when he hands her these presents.

To her frustration, it’s very adorable.

“Tiri? I brought you bebbies.”

She takes a very slow breath. “Berries.”

“And fishies.”

“Fish.”

“ yah ^^ they’re sweet ^^ from the pond ^^”

Slow breath in. Slow breath out. “…thank you.”

Jake brings Spider for dinner once. Then twice. Then once a week. Then, everyday. It’s become a pattern.

“Sweet,” he says, pointing to the fish he caught for them, tiny little things roasting next to the actual dinner. Jake smiles, “Yeah, honey, it’s sweet.” “Ha-ne?”

“It’s a term of endearment you use for people you love. Isn’t that right, honey?” He asks Neytiri, who’s cleaning knives and fixing him with a sweet look.

“Choke.”

Spider points to Jake, then to Neytiri, bright voice giggly, “Honey! Honey, honey honey.”

Someone get Jake a box of tissues that man is CRYING constantly. On his hands and knees begging Neytiri to let him keep Spider around. He’s so CUTE.

“Please?”

“He needs to be with his kind.”

“He HAS no kind. “

Baby Spider who’s barely bigger than Jake’s forearm, following him everywhere, trying to fish, hunt, fight, etc??? He so badly wants to be a mini Jake, gives that man baby fever fr fr

Refuses to get his hair cut; Everytime Norm brings it up, the little sunshine gets this unmoving look in his eyes. “I want to look like Mr. Silly.”

Drew his blue stripes himself; a powerful movement of compassion and strange affection hits Neytiri straight in the chest when she sees it. It’s then, she realizes, perhaps not all sky people earned her ire.

Made a shifty if not janky bow for himself. The string is too loose, the arrowheads are choppy, the wood too skinny. Neytiri takes it upon herself to fix it.

Fiercely protective Jake.

No, honestly, just turn yourself over to the RDA if you upset Spider in anyway. They’d be worlds kinder than him. Jake “try me bitch” Sully wouldn’t lay down belly up if his baby’s threatened

[pro-depresanti]

In case you take request? Val x female reader on e shot who acts a bit childlike clingy when he gets off out of bed the next Morning Not wanted him to leave for work?

The way I was actually thinking of writing something like that already lol

Tags: really soft, clingy!reader, vaguely implied nsfw

Requests are open :))

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Contrary to popular belief, Hell isn't a burning pit of fire, with the average temperature breaking the thermometers, especially with an AC on, and especially in the mornings.

You're tugged in bed with a thick comforter covering you up to the chin, Valentino's fluffy wings splayed out underneath you. You're using his chest as a pillow, your arms wrapped around him like he's the biggest plushie ever made. Honestly, you're lucky he's a clingy bitch as well, and that he likes you so much, otherwise such freedoms would never fly. He's got his arms around you too, one by the shoulders and one around your waist.

He wakes up first, because being an Overlord isn't just bossing everyone around and throwing money as carelessly as cigarette butts, said money has to be made somehow. Valentino sighs under his breath, mentally going through the list of things that needs to get done - supervising two big projects, going through some scripts, a meeting with Vox in the afternoon for scheduling and setting the budget for the upcoming quarter, a quick visit to Velvette for a photoshoot–

It's too early for this shit, but time doesn't bend even for Overlords. He takes notice of your position, and gets to unraveling himself away from you as carefully as possible. Your job is to look pretty, and to warm his bed and cock, not to run a whole industry, might as well one of you take it easy.

But, as soon as your 'pillow' moves, you're awake and very much not in the mood to lose your personal heater. You grumble something unintelligible, wrapping yourself tighter around Val, throwing a leg around his stomach for good measure.

"Baby, come on–"

"Mmm, five more minutes." Both of you are well aware your 'five minutes' are as long as Vox's five minutes to finish up paperwork, which is closer to five hours.

Valentino weighs his opinions, wondering whether having you share his bed is worth having that conversation more often than not. It is, but still.

You lift up your head, putting up your best cute face, staring him through your lashes with puppy eyes. "Pretty please?"

He throws you a nasty look. "And what happens when those idiots run the industry into the ground?" As if he doesn't want to have a lazy morning more than once in a blue moon.

"They will be fine," you pout, laying back. "Just a bit more, you're warm."

Valentino rolls his eyes. "Little manipulator," he says, then leans in to kiss the top of your head.

You giggle. "Learning from the best."

He reaches over the nightstand, despite your protests, to get a cigarette and a lighter. Fine, he can have his 'breakfast' in bed, Valentino without his morning smoke is a nightmare for everyone that comes in his vicinity. "You have until I finish this."

You sigh. "Fine." One battle at a time. Still, you call that a win when he starts tracing a shapeless pattern onto your back. Yeah, you can play the big scary Overlord like a fiddle, he can never tell you a stern 'no' without a compromise, you've gotten as much under his skin as he has under yours.

"You know, you're a pain in the ass sometimes," he says with a scoff.

You hum in agreement. "Yep." Then tangle your fingers into his neck fluff. Mmm, warm and fuzzy. Sometimes you can even forget what a nasty piece of shit Val is. He's just a fluff ball with attitude and anger issues.

You're sure Val must have really rushed his smoking because before you know it he flicks the butt into the ashtray and you get ready for round two. Valentino tries to get up again, less careful this time, but you don't budge, just wrapping yourself tighter around him. "Five more minutes."

He glares at you, saying your name with a tone that would make any other sinner freeze in place.

You scoff.

"I'll be late."

You hum, "'don't care."

"You're really pushing your luck."

No shit, but Val loves it as much as you do.

"Just five more minutes," you reason again, nuzzling into him.

"Move."

You pout. "Five minutes, ple-eeease?"

"I'm serious."

"And I'm cosy." Maybe you'll get a good disciplinary fucking out of this too. Kill two birds with one stone.

But luck isn't on your side today. Valentino gets up suddenly, most likely thinking he would be able to shake you off. Jokes on him, you wrap your hands around his neck and your legs around his waist and hold on for dear afterlife.

He stands up straight, his arms out, which, rude! What if you fall?! Asshole. You wiggle a bit, resting your thighs on his lower set of shoulders for some extra support, interlocking your fingers behind his head. "You can't be serious."

"Come on, Val. No one will care if you're a bit late." If anything, his workers would be happy, but you don't say that out loud.

He clicks his tongue and grabs your chin, lifting your head up to look at him. "You. Are. An. Insufferable, little, bitch."

You smile. "Love you too," then rest your head back on his chest, closing your eyes.

You expect him to wrestle you away and throw you either on the bed or straight on the floor, but no. Instead, he starts walking, still not holding you. Blessed be your strength you have built up after so long being Val's favorite plaything, you stay firm in place. "What are you–"

He gets to his closet and picks the nearest skirt within reach. "Getting ready."

You groan in annoyance. He can't be serious. But he is, bending down to slip on the skirt, then his heels. Ugh, your limbs will ache for the wrong reasons tomorrow, this is a whole workout on your part.

He walks up to the mirror and fixes up his neck fluff as best as he can. No time for make-up today, it seems, not like he needs it to look good.

You hear the front door open, and you finally open your eyes. "Um, Val?"

He doesn't even look at you as he locks the door behind himself. "What? You want to be clingy, be clingy then, but I have shit to do."

"But–"

He grabs you by the hair and pulls your head back. "One more word and you lose your bed privileges."

That shuts you up. Well, hopefully you've worn something decent to bed now that the entire building will see you out and about. Considering Val is just trying to be extra mean and take the stairs instead of the elevator to see whether your strength is as big as your stubbornness, everyone in his section of the Tower will get a glimpse.

[meowyjean]

marauders as architecture styles

remus as renaissance - neeerrddd; probably wished the great classics saw him and hoped they were proud of him; values silent independent reading time; gets excited over the golden ratio and symmetry and columns

james as post-modern - if you gave a child a paper and crayons and told them to make buildings but they forgot what you asked of them halfway through and just made whatever; let's stop repressing our feelings u guys; life's motto is have fun!

peter as mid-century modern - it ain't that deep bro; unassuming; "you don't need to do all that" (secretly wishes he could do all that); a repressed catholic virgin if you will; banging taste in furniture, shit taste in structures = don't judge a book by its cover

sirius as baroque - (i am biased and i love them); let's make a statement on every surface imaginable; let's put all our efforts and money to the pursuit of being pretty; oh and add gold. everywhere.

regulus as victorian - combination of dark and mysterious and the desire to be ornate; you would think he'd be gothic, but he just wants to sit on the plush seat in the library of his home, surrounded by unnecessary amounts of ornate moulding and picture frames

pandora as art nouveau - the fluid era not the geometrical one; bespoke everything; fun, fresh, flirty, frivolous; bonus points on her matching the art style of the era too (pandora fanart in an art nouveau style would be so)

mary as islamic - you can't keep your eyes off her; the intricate geometric AND symmetrical patterns, the lofty AND pointed arches; oh you feel hot in the courtyard? we'll put water there babes it isn't that serious

lily as neoclassical - whatever you can do, i can do better; "wake up babes, be so fucking fr"; it girl all-day every day; oh that was your style but she added to it and made it completely her own? yeah, sorry babes, she won, it's hers now

barty as high gothic - as in over the top, go big or go home, i want it so high, oh shit too high i need to add buttresses, "yo what if we put glass in thick ass walls and get risky with them and maybe even have fun with them while we're at it" high gothic

evan as industrial - sleek, lofty, no bullshit; i'm so confident in myself that you can look through me; wdym you're scared of this new construction material? look at me fucking bending it and making tall ass structures bitch

marlene as deconstructivism - nuh uh; fuck it, fuck you, fuck everything, fuck the police; thanks for letting me read the rules, now i'll be breaking them (and look good doing it)

dorcas as art deco - a cultural reset; get you a girl who is elegant AND artful; no one does dark and sophisticated quite like she does; plus she's fun and ornate too? she is the coolest girl to ever walk the campus

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[caliburn-the-sword]

mini analyses, reactions, and other little tidbits to fhh

i've finally started reading fhh!! got 5 chapters in because reading's a bitch. spoilers under the cut

the second most gayest sport after soccer: softball. miss chloe gong really committed to the bit for phoebe and i absolutely respect that

absorbing each other's speech patterns is so romantic <3 otp of all time fr

no one talk to me "she hoped they found him and punished him. she hope they never found him, that he slipped off into the night and disappeared forever" oxymoron my BELOVED. such a simplistic way to depict her daddy issues YET IT HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH POOR GIRL HOW COULD MISS CHLOE DO THIS TO ME PERSONALLY. also her abandonment issues in the last paragraph </3

interesting that his "fatherly smile" was almost the first thing she notices about this guy or the way she describes it, ESPECIALLY when it comes right after her page of daddy issues. i don't have the words to word it so just trust me bro until someone much smarter than me can word it

i can't explain it but the poison being the very only thing that can kill her as a motif // the poison metaphor of her anger choking her and ruining her life. her daddy issues and her abandonment issues are literally hurting her and ruining her life, her ONE weakness. i can't squeeze anymore analysis out of me but you gotta know what i mean

unrelated thoughts:

i'm so glad alisa knows for certainher brother is alive now <3 my excitement for their reunion is times 100 now

i LOVE the lang sisters and their little matching french swear words <3

looking forward to see how oliver apparently redeemed himself in the eyes of the fandom lmao

[livvyofthelake]

i’m actually like still seething with righteous anger about work today. and yeah i know this is destroying my soul and i have to power to end these patterns etc. i am not a chill person ok a chill and regular person doesn’t need to have an anti haterism mantra for themselves to repeat when they get mad about a tv show. lovers soul buddha nature only i will remain… girl you do NOT have the buddha nature you got mad today because you saw a tiktok edit of a ship you don’t care about for a fandom you don’t like and you were mad because you didn’t feel like the song fit the characters dynamic…. anyway. yeah still mad about work despite it being 9:30pm. i left that place at noon fr. not even my fault bitch manager pissed me off so bad. had to call my mom and complain about her… because why would you as the store manager who is supposed to be good at managing things. give me a huge fucking task one hour before i leave. and i can’t even stay late to do it because we’re insanely over hours. and no one else can do it because YOU are shit at training new hires and none of these people know how to do anything relating to merch because you only train them for sales. and it’s this impossible project of moving around like six different areas of jeans THAT WERE NOT ORGANIZED WHEN WE STARTED. and i say “we” but i don’t mean it because she did not even help. and again. mind you she had me start this with one hour left on my shift. after i had just spent the whole morning doing shit she left from her crappy close last night. so i never even got to ANY of the stuff i had planned to get done originally. and she knows this. she knew i had plans of other things to do in a reasonable time frame that i could have knocked out so easy and left on a jolly cheery good vibes note. but she just couldn’t help herself she had to give me that shit which did not get done and everyone knew wouldn’t get done without me or someone else good there to do it and no good people were coming in after me until tomorrow morning. but she doesn’t even know what the fucking plan is so she’s not gonna be able to do it very well either now is she. and how are you as the store manager who’s supposed to make sure things are running smoothly going to stand there and tell me you don’t care if the jeans are unorganized and mixed together. are we gonna stand here and pretend you didn’t get so fucking bitchy about someone not sizing a stack of jeans in perfect order when they’re putting returns back on the sales floor just the other day. and every other day all the time. oh no she put a 29x30 on top of a 28x30 it’s the end of the fucking world. but suddenly today you’re gonna stand there and tell me you don’t want me to separate out the athletic fit jeans that are mixed in with the skinny jeans. and the three colors all mixed together. you suddenly don’t care about this. kill yourself. girls i’m so mad i hope she dies seriously

[coeluvr]

I’m new around here and let me tell you this story of yours is magnificent it’s ravishing stunning it’s immaculate I adore it Ty for existing you wonderful human you!!! (I can’t wait to Romance Fadiya) she’s so sweet I’m a sucker for humble sweet or intimidating but caring ROs it’s an unhealthy pattern but my sapphic heart can’t help it! (For sure will play it as many times I need to romance all the F!Ros) anyways the emotions you invoked in these chapters had me in tears for like 2 minutes until the king starts talking got me in my revenge ark Era cuz yeah it’s shitty what happened to him but he didn’t even kill the culprit bro 💀 nah he getting bitched slapped when I’m done with him I CANT WAIT FOR MORE! YOU HAVE YOURSELF A NEW LOYAL READER thx to Cheye for introducing me to you fr fr.(btw I love the knight for saving Mc and not being shit head)

Thank you for your kind words! I'm happy to know you enjoyed it. 💗

If you haven't played the 3 Shorts I released in September, I would suggest to go give them a play. 🤭 Link is here.

I don't know what @starlightandetherealshadows did or said but thanks to her as well lol. 🫣

[spliffymae]

saw this and automatically thought that its the type content megumi would make with baby rin 😭😭😭

LMFAOOOO NO BC FR ! AND HE WOULD HAVE NO SHAME IN IT.

megumi would post him and rin so often on his tiktok. it would never be to get followers or clout. he simply recorded the cute moments they would have together or vids like the one above, poking fun at how he successfully avoided becoming a teenage parent, just to end up as a brother to a sister 19 years younger than him. the vids would range from vlogs, to comedy vids, or “make my sister’s ____ with me”. regardless, rin made up 75% of megumi’s content on tiktok, and it was solely because he enjoyed spending as much time with her as he can.

he would record himself when he’d be babysitting her. days like today, where you handed him rin just as he got settled in from school, complaining about him taking her because she was fussing for her brother all day. he ended up taking her to the park where he sat on the swing with her. she was in her carrier strapped to his torso, so he was safe to swing ever so softly with his baby sister cooing and clapping with joy at the movement. he would record her and in the background you could hear him squeal “weeee” everytime he pushed himself forward, earning ecstatic giggles from rin. AND THEN JUST OUTTA NOWHERE, an older woman with kids would approach with a smile. “what an adorable baby. and she has her daddy’s eyes. what a cutie!” she would gawk at both rin and megumi’s features, complimenting the young man on how beautiful his daughter he has. and megumi would just dead pan ( 😑 ) to the camera like those ‘staring at the imaginary camera’ vids. he edits subtitles on the video with the barbie girl audio saying “is this bitch actually forreal?” but he doesn’t actually say that. no, instead megumi mumbles a tight lipped “thanks” to the woman before he gets up and just leaves the park all together 😭😭. he stopped correcting people after the fifth time. now he’ll literally just walk away. “if i got a dollar for every time someone thought i was your dad, i could pay for your college tuition, rinny baby.” he said to his sister as he recorded the two of them. rin just stared into the camera, sucking away on the hand in her mouth.

BONUS:

you would have absolutely NO IDEA. that he has this account. you were never really a social media person, so you would only watch the tiktoks megumi would send you through imsg. you didn’t know about his 254k fans, let alone your almost one year old daughter’s! you find out when you receive a text from toji one day while you were at work. a text following after saying “you gotta dress rin as simba for halloween now”

and the video is of megumi, reenacting simba’s coronation from the lion king. him as rafiki and your baby girl with your red lipstick smeared across her forehead, wrapped in your multi patterned hair scarf fashioned as a dress, as simba. and you were both amused, shocked, and pissed megumi would do your baby like this.

[bl00dalchemist]

thaqt ask game red heart blue yellow bnha

❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

Its been a while since i was onto bnha so from what i can actually remember, i never liked the way they treated Uraraka sometimes.

They tryna tell me she chubby and she's just got some baby fat lmao bitch be fr. I know it's good to have characters with your body type but these Mfs would get MAD whenever someone (the author even) drew her thin.

💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?

Eraserhead/present mic.

Idk its just so fucking boring to meeee.

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

PRESENT MIC!!!

(ok i see a pattern but am gonna ignore it lmao) he's a cool character personality wise but i dont like his design at all and i dont think he's as hot as everyone wants to sell him lmao.

[alligaytorswamp]

Bursting into the room: Please tell me about your idol OCs!! What music do they do? What fashion styles? Who are your favorites? Do they have any fun interactions? Do you have more art of them?

auauauAAUUGHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭 THANK YOU FOR THISSS

AHSJKDHASD idk how to talk about them !! in a normal way !! so ahhhh let me just try giving basic info about each group or smth

edit: this is so fucking LONG LMAOOO.... here is a link to all their TH (andromeda isn't done sorry), if u wish to skip my mad man blabbing altogether B)

Andromeda

my first idol ocs group, naturally was a llsif fan group love them with my entire heart despite the fact that i make content with them like once ten years, they live in my head all the damn time there are 9 of them, canonically they are the only ones who have the privilege of being "very fucking popular and successful" went from being school idols (SparkleS) with pretty typical cute/energetic concept, then debuted fr (Andromeda) and now their concept is more mature/elegant/cool

uhhh they are just wonderful girls who are all best friends and they are very cute and different and silleyyyyy and i am a horrible father bc i didn't make their TH profiles yet (THERE IS 9 OF THEM IT'S SO HARD) so here is their tag instead... ignore very old art tho 😔 also i have spotify playlist with songs i imagine they either would have or would cover - here

(also in my mind their concept/main vibe of their music kind of ever-changing, to me, they can do whatever they want at this point bc they are just so popular lol + they have units and such and i can get away with it) (they are overpowered yes yes)

Ishin-Denshin

5 members here,, they are my girl boy group or boy girl group <3 don't know how to explain it's just they are bg but the music inspo/concept is strictly what my fav girl groups i listen to got going on

total boys next door, just chill sweet guys, good vibes only fun fact all got like trauma/issues (tm) because i am certified sad boys maker, but they are all doing well and go to therapy LMAO

like Andromeda they all met in high school and started idol club together, but unlike the girlies they didn't mean to be proper idols, sorta got scouted later on anyways they are also besties, very tight-knit (trauma bonded?) and i also love them dearly they got their TH profiles, with bits of main lore and some info on their friendships - here their spotify playlist - eek

GRIMM parade

ah my funny crazy little theatre kids and vocaloid stans literally a combo of 3 quirky bitches who really love acting and dark dramatic stories

i think the most basic way to describe their vibes would be like Halloween + fairy tales? They are very extra and have like odd ways of speaking/interacting with people, but it's their charm (as per usual, very much full of brain issues, bc i gotta make my boys even a little sad)

their TH - here their spotify - here (way less songs bc it's stupidly hard to find smth i like for them)

cheer4U

literally fresh out of the oven i have nothing for themm asjkdhakdsda i gotta share tho: they are a co-ed group, and from what i have seen in life most groups give rap parts to men, but here it's boys being vocalists and girls being rappers(+vocalists), and idk how to explain but it is very fun to me, girls got all the swaggg

also a fun fact: one dude (michi) is hisoka's (andromeda) younger brother and one girlie (olly) is elijah's (pothos) younger sister

pothos

now that i mentioned them, even tho this is just about my idols i have to talk about everybody even a little pothos is a dance crew, so they are 4 dudes who make choreographies and despite my pattern of making best friends, these 4 are NOT asdjkhakjdhaskl, more like it’s 3 dudes who are friends with elijah but aren't close amongst each other

their TH - here

anison singers

just these two random soloists, with their own quirks they are dating LOL their TH - here

Urban Legends

my rock band heheeee they are just cool and awesome girlies, who make music about scary myths and folk stories their TH - here

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re: fashion styles it either matches their concept, or if we are talking individually - it depends on each ocs LMAO re: my favorites andromeda are the blueprint, so they receive special treatment, but currently i am also crazy about Ishin-Denshin AND dince cheer4U are newborns i am focusing on establishing their personalities lol

re: do they have any fun interactions?

ok so idol groups all know each other for sure, pothos prolly interacted with them as well, but way less and more formal, soloists and urband legends def had only minor interactions IF they had those.

generally speaking, everyone in the company treat Andromeda like seniors/girlbosses (because they are) while cheer4U are now the youngest and newest group they are kinda babies to everyone Andromeda doesn't have very close relations to anyone (being popular doesn't help here), but they are considered like a proper sister group to Ishin-Denshin, due to some matching concept elements and being the 'foundation' of the company Andromeda and Ishin-Denshin def had their little collabs, specifically vocal-based, since both group got mad vocalists also important to point out that Ishin-Denshin are huge fans of Andromeda, like every single one of them loves them, they def have been following Andromeda since their school idol days and they are still not over the fact that they ended up in the same company

Ishin-Denshin and GRIMM parade are a bit closer, i think because they are the same age, and because Ryunosuke insisted they should be rivals LOL it didn't happen tho, because Ishin-Denshin are just sweeties, and were like "no thank you <3", so Ryunosuke settled on Ishin-Denshin being their supporters or smth anyways, they def hang out somewhat regularly, ofc each of GRIMM parade members is close to different Ishin-Denshin members i think main proper friendships i have are: Ryunosuke and Tadao (leaders and basically dads of their group... lowkey considering making them a couple ahaha...) Shouhei and Nobu+Kyo, Shouhei and Nobu are just besties who hang out a bunch, but two of them with Kyo had like a whole event of helping Shouhei deal with a nasty break up he had (Nobu had a shitty relationship too, while Kyo.. well... it's in his TH profile B) the point is Kyo and Nobu just helped Shouhei process things) Rokuro and Kyo - just hype boys who hype together

here is a fun meme you should laugh it's very funny (i have no one to share this with)

i don't think i have any other ~full group~ relations so here's random canon connections i remember tsubaki (urban legends) is a fangirl of andromeda and specifically their triplers unit, def stans hana, mieko and shiori ryunosuke (grimm parade) and kaede (urban legends) totally get along due to their 'dramatic freak' agenda, witnessing them talking to each other has to be an Experience, because they 100% use most extra phrases and words LMAO elijah (pothos) is a huge fanboy of grimm parade and ryunosuke specifically kyo (ishindenshin), rokuro (grimm parade) and elijah (pothos) are also like 3 energetic funky boys who love dancing kyo, tadao (ishindenshin), axe, elijah (pothos), michi (cheer4U), hana (andromeda) and shinobu (urban legends) all love working out so i imagine they end up together in the gym every now and then also totally exlusive info, but im gonna couple up ichigo (cheer4U) and kyo (ishindenshin), as well as michi (cheer4U) and shouhei (grimm parade) B)

FUNNY THING... THIS IS LIKE NO INFORMATION AT ALL AHAHA.. TIP OF THE ICEBERG... I HAVE SO SO SO MUCH ABOUT EVERY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL OC, LIKE THE STUFF THAT I DIDN'T HAVE SPACE/DESIRE TO WRITE ABOUT IN THEIR TH PROFILES... AUGH