#I hate this man your honor

[mimikittysblog]

JEONG YUNHO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS‼️‼️‼️

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT DO THIS YALL

HES HAD HIS INSTA FOR A LITTLE OVER 24HOURS AND THIS IS WHAT HE DOES

I CANT DO THIS I CANT I CANT I ACTUALLY CANT

HOLY FUCK THEM TIDDIES

I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!

[vampdcon]

The toxic gossip train

[thewistlingbadger]

Fuck Miguel because HES actually the first anomaly. He abused his power/ability to travel between universes to take the place of someone else. Had he not done that, that universe and everything in it would still be around. But Miles? Miles ACCIDENTALLY got bit by spider that wasn't where it was supposed to be. How tf was he supposed to know that?

[versatancore]

so alex only trains when he has to, hates 3 days of race weekends, quitted gaming because it was getting competitive and didn't wanna deal with george, uses the hair products only what lily gives him, stopped being superstitious so he wouldn't have that stuff in his mind, has like 20 pets and wants super loud engines back????

[pierogipie]

It is always missing anders hours over here. Always. Forever.

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

I love so many characters and I am actually Mister Indecision so this was the hardest thing I’ve ever done (not really, I am just dumb and stupid and like too many silly guys)

[bonefall]

Did Brambleclaw actually disown the Three when the secret is revealed? I don't remember this happening (then again, it's been a while) but it does bug me how all three go "Poor brambleclaw :(( He was such a good dad to us and he has to learn we're not even his biokits :(((( poor guy" while simultaneously shitting on Leafpool and Squirrelflight despite them showing them more care and affection before AND after the reveal. If he does disown them, then.... WOW is the double standard real here.

In-canon? It's something you have to approximate. They don't seem to have a concept of ""disowning"" because blood relation is taken as such an insurmountable, FUNDAMENTAL fact of life. He doesn't write them out of his little kitty will and testament, but his actions ARE disowning.

It's as if the fact he is not their biological father is an automatic disowning. From the reveal onwards, he is immediately cold, distant, and the "betrayal" is mentioned often. The Three also explicitly don't blame him for his behavior, like it's just to be expected that he's Not Their Dad anymore.

Lionblaze in particular stares longingly at him several times, really missing him. And like... that's kinda what gets my goat so much

I do believe Brambleclaw is entitled to his feelings of betrayal. I believe Squilf was ultimately in the right to lie, actually, but he's still allowed to be upset and angry that she didn't trust him enough to tell him something so important. THAT SAID, YOU ARE NEVER ENTITLED TO TREAT OTHERS POORLY.

And that's what GETS me. He isn't upset that it was all revealed in such a painful and embarassing way when this could have been avoided, or that his lover struggled with this lie for so long without him, or that he feels he's lost his children. Squilf points it out in The Last Hope-- He's so ANGRY at Squilf that he will THROW HIS FAMILY AWAY

Lionblaze seems desperate to be his son again. Hollyleaf is gone for months, and Brambleclaw is still huffing about the secret when she comes back from the dead. Squilf is fawning in the hopes it makes him talk to her again. Doesn't matter. Brambleclaw Is Upsetti Spaghetti so the narrative will never examine his role in hurting this family he apparently loved so much.

(Narrative seems to understand full well that when Squilf lies for a good reason, that doesn't invalidate the hurt Brambleclaw felt... but when Brambleclaw is upset for a good reason, it actually DOES validate what he put her and his kids through)

In BB it is explicitly a disowning. He cuts them off as his children, and they reciprocate. BB!Lionblaze does so in a ball of fury, vowing that he has ONLY a mother.

[jonathanbyersphd]

Can u believe Ted Wheeler hates them?

[darija-morgan]

I can't help but adore that there are not one, not two, but six gods of death in FR lore!

Like...

God of Death

In pretty okay grim reaper way

God of Death

In bloody stabby stab way

God of Death

In dominant daddy bbc way

God of Death

In chaotic stupid bullshit way

God of Death

In fair unbiased judge way

God of Death

In insidious alien insect mummy way

They warms my dark soul in an inexplicable way :3

[dazais-guardian-angel]

Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3

[egginfroggin]

*yeets this and runs*

My hand regrets my decision to try for more realistic wings, frankly

Transcriptions:

Mabel Pines - Steller's Jay

Dipper Pines - Blue Jay

fledglings

can't quite fly yet

wing's aren't adult-sized yet

Dipper often forgets to preen

Mabel likes to put glitter in her wings (and Dipper's, when possible)

Dipper collects his primaries to make quill pens

Mabel collects their feathers for crafting

Yeah so I'm just gonna drop this here and uhhhhh run, thanks for checking this, and I hope you have a good day

(program: krita; time taken: about 1 hr 45 minutes)

[thisisntreaver]

Is inviting the women who burnt your home down to your "my house just got rebuilt after the fire" party the greatest idea

[g1xtchedartist]

i love pathetic old gay men

[rueisblue]

everytime i see a Jason brick joke i lose braincells. do y’all understand why he was hit in the head? because he was shielding Piper. his whole character is protecting people in the only way he knows how. he’s physical, he dove into the grand canyon and wrapped himself around piper so if they did die there atleast she wouldn’t get the brunt of the fall, he shields Leo and Piper behind himself whenever they’re in trouble and can’t charge, he was holding himself over Piper when there was an angry mob and wasn’t paying attention to anything else but getting Piper on the Argo, he dives into dangerous water to make sure Percy’s okay and talks down a god for him, despite his running out of air, he tries to grab Nico and get to him to shield him from Cupid, he needs to protect people, and he is constantly getting hurt because his need to do that clouds his ability to protect himself.

[apicelladonna]

Johnny or Mads and why

Totally normal about Mads!Gellert.

He is what I envisioned on how Grindelwald presented himself-how this mere wizard folk captivated majority of the wixen world not in fear but in such silvery smooth velvet words of promised security against muggles in their own war while shadowing their own crimes. Proud, vain, stubborn, cunning.

My dearest Gellert- war criminal most undesirable dark wizard from 1926-1945 incarcerated in his own tower like rapunzel high tier ex husband petty -Grindelwald.

Who waltzes in after a decade hiatus in his situationship with Albus looking like a goddamn Adonis with his tailored suit and lavender tie and salt and pepper hair.

And the evening gala tousled hair will never not make my heart go feral.

The fucking Nurmengard basement pool necromancy scene-

There's so much potential he can do now that in the storyline we are ramping up the height of power/extremities that Grindelwald may do that starts the Global Wizarding War before his 1945 duel with Dumbledore!

I wanna *know* what those crimes are, how interconnected the Alliance and their movement were that Albus had to intervene and make himself noticeable far from the comfort of Hogwarts.

It's understandably horrible with how WB treated the whole JD situation and it should have never happened in the first place.

But in its wake, I hope that everyone can appreciate what Mads brought into the role. And that somehow in my delulu, Fantastic Beast 4 happens before danish grandpa retires. ;w;)

[bonefall]

omg sparrow fur just got confirmed to become the second leader of skyclan

Ok, that's good. I'll have to think of how to go foward from here.

If Sparrow Heart had died before taking leadership, I was going to write that as her being INFURIATED by it. Remembered forever as Skystar's stooge, his general, his loyal servant, but never having power of her own. And, generations later, she'd grab for it in any way possible.

With her being Sparrowstar, I'm going to keep her ambition and desire for power, but she had a chance to enact her vision in life. She was the first cat to inherit 9 lives, even, with how BB!Skystar is the first leader to die. She continued his "legacy," not out of any actual love or respect to him, but because it's HER TURN.

All these years of groveling, of having to bend and bargain around the desire of stronger cats, now it's HERS. She is the one who bargains, who makes others grovel. No one will make her scared and powerless ever again.

It's going to continue the ferocious rivalry between SkyClan and ThunderClan, especially as Owlstar takes power. Sparrowstar is definitely gone by the time of the River Kingdom's succession crisis, though, she's too battle hungry to rule for so long.

Or maybe Sparrowstar will end up inventing some kitty war crimes and become one of the first Dark Forest cases. After all, it's very in-character of BB!Skystar to not officialize an heir, and force Sparrow Heart to have to carve a path through his bio-kits for the power she is owed...

(Mumbling to self: and then that makes a pretty interesting claim for SkyClan during the River Kingdom succession crisis... "we need no claim to your throne to take it from you")

We'll see!