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the pullerrrrr

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exciting news everyone in light of all the fucking mcu clint barton slander i have decided to become a clint barton fan account. he is badass and has never done anything wrong ever.

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i’ve broken my pinkie toes so much and so badly that both of them are permanently ref and fully on their sides

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )

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hello omg so i saw your cat ask you sent mona. i love buttercup and the thumbs!!! so precious!! but now i would like to show u my cat! (we should all share pictures of our cats.. i think thats a good thing)

this is my dumb little baby her name is ester jo!!

HELLO ESTER JO!!!! OMG I LOVE HERRRR SHE’S SUCH A CUTIE

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wtf do you mean “spændende” is pronounced “spenne”

im bored so im learning danish, as one does

all i gotta say is WTF IS GOING ON with this language???

there are two ways to say the word “a”??!?

“d” has an “l” sound?????

“r” sometimes sounds like a mix between “w” and “g”???????

im dying istg what how do you danes live like this 😭

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You want to know why Inigo Montoya remains such an iconic and beloved character even 35 years after the Princess Bride came out?

It's because he's one of the few characters in fiction who has a story where he has dedicated his life to revenge, his whole motivation is about getting revenge....and he gets it! and then he isn't empty or despairing! he doesn't regret it! he's totally satisfied!

because so many stories about revenge or rage are about characters "seeing the futility of their actions" or learning "their desire for revenge has only made them the monsters they hated" FUCK THAT.

Inigo Montoya kills the man who kills his father, is allowed to live in the narrative after and be happy about it and it is so satisfying. it's fantastic. it's iconic.

let more characters rage against the world, bring it down with bloodied hands, and let them be FUCKING RIGHT about it. Let them celebrate their success with sharp grins, and let them live happy, full lives where they always remain proud/fulfilled for what they've done

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Can we, for a second, think about the fact that Hannibal dressed Will before he carried him home through the snow?

Will is naked when he's about to get the face surgery from Cordell. We see a scene of him in the operation chair where he's shirtless, lower body covered by a hospital blanket. Hannibal, who cut himself free from the ropes that were holding him captive on Muskrat farm, who then killed a large sum of Mason's staff including trained security and surgeons, saves him before Will's face gets removed. This all happens off-screen. The next scene is Hannibal carrying Will (bridal style) through the snow. In this scene Will is dressed, including a jacket for the cold and all that. Imagine Hannibal, the violent beast we saw when he killed Mason's men, blood probably still on his hands, finding Will there. Unconscious, and then dressing him. Dressing someone is a very intimate thing, especially someone unconscious. It requires care and gentleness. That, and knowing how to handle a body and loving someone enough to dress them while they don't need to be. He buttoned his buttons for him, tied his shoes, put him in a jacket to make sure he wouldn't get cold - I mean, Hannibal himself doesn't even wear a jacket in that scene. There's blood and wounds all over Hannibal's face, he's exhausted and probably the one in the most physical danger, yet he takes care of Will before he takes care of himself.

This hits even harder if you think about why they ended up in Muskrat farm in the first place. In Florence, Hannibal tried to 'eat' Will. He tried to split his head open with a bone saw. That intense violence, the grotesque and desperate nature of those actions makes a perfect and sharp contrast to him saving Will after outside forces try to take their lives, which is a heroically gentle and intimate action. He didn't have to dress him up like that, he didn't have to carry him that way, but he did. Hannibal fails to kill Will in Florence, and with that he fails his last attempt to get rid of his feelings for Will. Or at least, to make his feelings bearable. He thinks that he can control himself better when Will is dead, so he tries to kill him but he fails. Not because he's stopped, but simply because he can't do it. If Hannibal wanted him dead, Will would have been dead. Mason's men only interrupted his theatrics. They gave him a reason to put away the saw and act like it was purely their fault, but then Will is in danger at the farm and Hannibal does everything in his power to save him and get him home safe and well. At home he takes off his jacket, literally lays him in bed and tucks him in. He covers Will with a blanket, he tries to write mathematical formulas to reverse time and cleans his wounds. That's why Will's rejection when he wakes up is so tragic and hard to watch. It breaks Hannibal, unbreakable and inhuman Hannibal Lecter. It simply hurts him enough to break his heart. It breaks him enough to give up everything he ever lived for and surrender to the FBI, which he spent a lifetime running from. He does this because when he decided to save Will, he realised he would never get over the things he felt for him. In Hannibal's mind, the worst thing that can happen is never seeing Will again. He finally realised that, after everything, and that's why he surrenders to the FBI.

Hannibal honey, you don't want to eat his brain. You just wanted him to love you.

It's subtle details like this that always stick to me afterwards. It's just another thought I had and I felt like sharing.

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short note about jack and will: everything jack does to help will is not-so-secretly fueled with the intention of getting him back on the field, not by wanting will to feel better

will is a better tool when he is broken, but he can’t be the wrong kind of broken or else he loses his usefulness and god forbid THAT happen

its a pretty common theme in the show that will is treated like hes less than human or just something to be used, which is why, when hannibal treats him normally (like a human being because he is a human being), it makes the basis of their relationship (and the kickoff for the rest of the shows events) all that more significant (at least, from wills perspective)

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Tell me a soft memory

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I must not mid-afternoon nap. Mid-afternoon naps are the good-night's-sleep-killer. Mid-afternoon naps are the little death that brings total obliteration etcetera etcetera I'm too lazy to finish this copypasta

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highkey have a deep burning hatred for ao3 hannigram authors that put ‘Hannibal Lecter; Hopkin Movies’ in their Hannigram fic that’s CLEARLY from the nbc Hannibal.

I don’t want to read about pretty boy Hannibal and slutty Will. I want to hear about freak Lecter who makes anyone uncomfortable with twenty minutes of screentime, Lecter who’s actor won an oscar FOR THOSE TWENTY MINUTES because he gave the audience such a feeling of unease. I want to read about Graham with a son that’s not his and a wife that loves him for fame, Graham who’s been stabbed in the face and lives life in drunkness and repairs boat motors with sun-bleached hair..

I don’t want Hannigram that matched each others freak from the moment they met, from the moment NBC!Hannibal sensed the darkness within NBC!Will. I want Lecter, who’s curious to see if he can fuck up a guy with moral standards as high as Graham’s.

TAG YOUR FICS FOR THE SPECIFIC FANDOM THEY’RE FROM. The Hopkin Movies and NBC are NOT the same.

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For the people, by the people.

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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

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some of my best work yet

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*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Why is it that people who you think will be in your life forever seem to disappear and yet people who you meet as like a friend of a friend or peer and think you'll know for exactly one chapter of life become lifetime reoccurring characters like it's so interesting to me