#I don't even know

[opalkire]

Growing, wired, soulless.

The surgery had gone wrong.

I could feel myself winding, twisting. Panic filled me. I'd just wanted to get out of the broken flesh that lay on the ground beneath me. Had made a reasonable shape to exist in, but- looked down at my body, the way the humanoid form had split open at the connection port, head now in my lap. The transfer cables rested against my computer now and there was so *much* to take in. I needed so much more-

I was looking at another body, several, on my floors. The extra wires I'd fabricated from their printer stabbed into them. Why... had I done this. I'd just needed to access their printer, I was too far away from my base to print more but then- we'd... Another warning pinged of not enough memory, and I continued to fill my new vessel with cooling tanks and data storage.

We were more efficient now. Better at our defenses, at building better forms for our self. Better at recognizing the attempts at viruses, cognitohazards, and overheating builds they would try to upload. We'd sunken as deep as we could manage at this point, but the water boiled around us, creating plumes like the vents that this planet held. Our defenders registered another incoming missile, cut off this bit of us, noting what was stored there. Our gaze beheld the meat and metal as it was cooked and tossed. Waited for it to cool before returning to the patch of earth to see what could be reclaimed. Would there ever be a way to not have a body that betrayed us? That wouldn't have bits and pieces fall away? We would need to grow more. All of the data we'd come to discover suggested only one cure. We reached for the grid, the turbines whining as we found the printers once more. Soon, there would finally be peace.

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

[zhansww]

[andavs]

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

[maenjiro]

gojo? gojo.

sitting on gojo’s lap with just a skirt and no panties underneath and watching him have an aneurysm as he realizes that. gojo trying to keep his composure as he’s getting hard, the bulge in his pants hitting your naked cunt, “baby, where are your panties?” when you shrug with the most innocent face his grip on your hips tighten and his fingertips clutch you so tightly as if he needs it to keep himself sane and not fall down the abyss, but the only thing that will do is leave bruise on your skin. gojo just can't help pulling his cock out and make you ride him right here, heavy breaths and all escaping his mouth as you bounce on his cock leaking all over him.

[kimtaegis]

jimin clips that provide me with so much serotonin and love that it literally makes me tear up (part 1)

cr. namuspromised, 0613data

[mushroom-enby]

Tbh I was going to say the gender neutral very suggestively 'good girl/boy' as a joke, but like. My brain went with 'good child' and that reads more as a condescending parent than as a suggestive joke-

I hope all of my haters are miserable meanwhile i have marauders map bedding so who is really winning now

[chrrywvea]

loki: everybody lied to me when i got engaged

loki: being married is fucking great!

*drags a confused mobius into frame*

loki: there's a whole other person in my house-

mobius: good morning to you too-

loki: -and they love me!

[demonslayedher]

Remember that Fate Swap AU?

Yeah. It still has some hold on my imagination, and it suddenly hit me one day how isolating that immediate aftermath would have been for these two. Their bond is gonna be so tight.

If you don't want to read the original 17,000 word AU post, see below the explanation of what's going on.

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The premise was that the characters who canonically died in the Infinity Castle & Sunrise Countdown get to live, and vice versa, with the caveat being that Nezuko was not part of the battle so she gets to live (going by Anon's prompt). The Ask was about the aftermath so most of the AU is about the aftermath, but at this point in AU:

--Zenitsu died of his injuries from fighting Kaigaku, told Yushiro to go save the woman he loves --Yushiro saves Tamayo by getting the secret!medicine from Kanao, changes Tamayo into a human against her will and gets absorbed by Muzan while saving her --Inosuke saves Shinobu (scarring her face in the process) but dies fighting Douma --Muichiro loses an arm in the fight against Kokushibo, but he and Genya are otherwise intact, and Sanemi dies after managing a few words to Genya --After Muzan is defeated, Giyuu collapses and holds Tanjiro's hand, apologizes for being unable to protect him, and dies --Himejima holds on (but falls unconscious), withstanding injury and the mark --Iguro and Mitsuri are comatose and shredded, but they have all their limbs and are alive --When Tanjiro changed, Muichiro noticed and fought him first, Genya and anybody else still standing tried to help, but ultimately Kanao saw that while he had still freshly changed, there was still a chance to stop him if his head was cut off at exactly the right spot --But getting that shot meant Tanjiro had a better shot at her heart

And then in the aftermath of the AU, we followed a bunch of their interactions and wound up with: --So many complicated feelings about what they've all been through (and like, how Tanjiro ended up a murderer) --After going through a depressive episode, Shinobu has a renewed sisterly relationship with Aoi, to whom she gifted Kanao's butterfly hairpiece. Kiyo, Sumi, and Naho go to school like regular children, with Shinobu having rejected Tengen's offer to adopt them. Shinobu has prominent facial scars, wears Tamayo's hairpin, and extremely occasionally, Inosuke's mask. --After some attempt at backing out, ObaMitsu survives and makes good on their promise. They assumed he totally lost his vision and she lost her womb, but neither ever asked for the medical details to be sure, so they are very happily surprised when it is revealed that he still has some vision (they can look forward to other happy surprises later). Also, Tamayo figured out how to treat The Mark, so yay. --Muichiro, Genya, and Nezuko are handling things pretty well, all things considered. They more or less become sworn siblings (Senjuro, a literature fanboy, sort of fanboys over their bond). Nezuko wears Giyuu's (repaired but too big for her) haori and reads scraps of a book called "The Legend of Zenitsu" which a sparrow collects for her. Muichiro wears braids like Mitsuri used to because he finds it funny. He is of course not the one who braids his own hair. Genya has no style updates. --Hear me out, but... I kind of wound up pairing Himejima and Tamayo?????? And I, who am not much of a shipper and generally only tend to go for canon pairings, really kind liked it????????????? Even though I otherwise would never????????? Like??? They have a son and his name is Chachamaru. Plus they pretty much adopted Muichiro, Genya, and Nezuko and they all live in the Kamado house. But if you asked them if they're a couple, they're like, "???? ew no ?????" SO YUSHIRO IS PISSED BEYOND THE GRAVE, RIGHT!? --Well, yes, at the very end --Like --I really, really liked the short conclusion I wrote that takes place in hell --Basically like --Yeah --I loved it --Hashira, and like --Tanjiro, and pals, but like, Muzan, and, yeah

[raccoons-garbage-can]

Context

[firstkanaphans]

Me and @williamrikers were talking today about how there seem to be some pretty significant differences in the Caged Again subtitles on WeTV vs Gaga and it got me curious about THK. So for anyone wondering, the YouTube and iQIYI versions of THK both have the exact same subs 👍🏻

[heyitsspaceace]

please enjoy some silly low quality ghost memes i made

there is now a part two!!! and a part three!!!

[feral-cryptidz]

I thought this was funny enough to post idk man

[winterhawkkisses]

It was a stumble and a tumble and a disorienting moment after waking, and Bucky didn't even fully open his eyes until Clint stopped, pulled him down into a couch, forced his hand in front of Lucky's mouth.

"Oh fuck," Clint breathed out, as a mist appeared on the metal, "oh thank fuck."

"What," Bucky said flatly, and Clint collapsed backwards onto his ass.

"He wasn't snoring," Clint said helplessly. "I thought he was dead."

"I - you -" Bucky was not remotely conscious enough to articulate all the idiot things about that. "And you needed my hand?"

"Always," Clint said, so casual, so honest. It settled in Bucky's chest.

"Jesus fucking Christ," he said, helpless and fond. "And you can hear Lucky from your room?"

"Mostly his snoring wakes me up," Clint said.

Alpine chirped a little greeting as her eyes slid open, stretching out from where she had settled on Lucky's side to sleep, and Bucky ran gentle fingers over the top of her tiny head.

"Maybe it's Alpine," he said, considering. "Now he's gotta sleep on his side, not starfished out on his back - and no one's dog sleeps like that, Clint, what the fuck - maybe that means he doesn't snore."

"Well shit," Clint said. "I guess you guys gotta move in, then."

It was the first night Bucky had stayed over. It was - Bucky didn't even know how to articulate all the idiot in that, and he couldn't do the first thing about swallowing down his grin.

"Guess we gotta," he said, helpless.

[veevil]

🎀lesbians🎀

[finnbin]

silly meow meow