#I don’t think I want to either

[sadiecoocoo]

All clones are like cats and/or dogs. They tilt their heads when they don’t understand things. If you pick them up by the shoulders and put them somewhere they stay there and sit criss-cross while they look up at you waiting for an explanation as you leave to do other things. They like head pats. They need praise, if that’s a human trait tho. They look at people waiting for an explanation with puppy dog eyes. They hate taking medicine and try to run away. They play fight a lot. They maybe bite people? And yes I do believe Rex has all of these traits and fights really hard not to act like a cute little puppy all the time

This is what happens when my childhood show is brought back to me when I’m a nerdy awkward teenager that actually understands how shows and character development work. I am not okay. I am so obsessed with these copy and pasted men that are all either really paternal or little demons. Both cause just as much chaos but it’s for different reasons

[suja-janee]

I’ve been losing my mind over these guys recently

[ciderjacks]

despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,

theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.

[emfraid]

Can you tell I haven’t read the books I LOVE PUPPET FNAF!!!!

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[fisherrprince]

Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,

[artby-mld]

As the World Caves In

[electronicmail]

Firefox-official vs electronicmail

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

okay come up with a better idea then. firefox-official is gone asshole it’s electronicmail or nothing

[cupids-carnival]

hi i caught this clip before the tiktok ban so Now i’m sharing it on here because Frankly i think it’s absolutely insane. PrinceZam… When i Catch You. It will Not be pretty…..

transcript:

Zam: Branzy has a cybertruck, he has one. He said, i love— i love the cybertruck, i love the cybertruck, it’s my favorite [..] it’s my favorite car ever, i love it so much. And he has two other cars, and the other ones aren’t very good, yeah.

Zam: And also four wives, yep. Four wives, and he’s in ClownPierce’s prison. And ClownPierce says, “I need to get this man pregnant.” That’s what he says. And Branzy’s just like, “Oh, i love my cybertruck!” That’s what he says.

[prncssguya]

“it doesn’t make sense for osha to forgive qimir so quickly. its terrible writing.”

who said she forgave him? we can have complex feelings for people. stop being so boring. she realized the jedi and the man she considered a father had been lying to her for sixteen years. the man who framed her sister and was complicit in the destruction of her coven. he did not once apologize but instead tried to justify his actions. after having her entire belief system shattered, she lashed out in anger.

she joined qimir in exchange for her sister’s life and because she’s curious about the other side of the force. from amandla’s recent interview, osha has never been manipulated in the choices she’s made. her decisions are hers and hers alone

[capricioussun]

2am post jumpscare

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling

[laeana]

The amount of hate that Carlos takes just because he drove his race and didn’t roll over to let his teammate go, the same way would do most drivers, especially as he’s no longer part of the team next year, is funny to me, and I’m not even a Carlos lover. Like, leave the lad alone, focus on what your driver could have done better to end on the podium instead of blaming it on him idk

[edwinisms]

i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only

[a-stars-art-blog]

Barok the physically affectionate my beloved

[charmingradiobelle]

Literally every single flavor of charlastor is perfect. Alternate canon where they have a romantic arc of Charlie bringing out a soft side to Alastor while he makes her stronger and more confident in herself? Perfect. Alastor being completely utterly obsessed with her even though his feelings are unrequited and Charlie only sees him as a friend at most? Perfect. Human 1920s AU? Perfect. Alastor is his creepy, vile, menacing self but around Charlie he’s an absolute sweetheart who does anything for her bc she’s the only exception? Perfect. Demon Alastor hunting for prey x unsuspecting human Charlie? Perfect. Vise versa, demon succubus Charlie x human Alastor who summons her to cause chaos and instead he falls in love with her? Perfect.

[rosencatholic]

I just cannot fathom how hated J.K. Rowling is online, especially on this app, all because she said that sex is real and that men don’t belong in women’s spaces. Y’all are utter lunatics for that. What she said is a truth that is known in both the past and present and will continue to be known into the future. You cannot change the truth just because it offends your delusions.

Get out of your little imaginary online bubbles and take a moment to breathe the fresh air outside, you people need it!