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Hi guys . is this Clownzy Crumbs……..
(there was also a part that i cut out where clown calls it “pretty awesome” in regards to paige supporting clownzy ……………….. i love all of them so much)
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trans people: i’m trans
society: No
ashswag: hey that’s not okay! it’s me ashswag from the Lifesteal SMP, the smp where where whenever you kill someone you get a heart permanently and if you lose all your hearts you get banned
trans people: oh my god it’s ashswag
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Is This Crumbs ?
clip from clowns realm smp stream (dec 11th i’m sure) from the time-stamps 6:24:58 - 6:25:35
CLOWN: “do you think you’ll eventually build even smaller floating towers where you can put like sliverfish farms and other things?” yes . i’m gonna probably put the sliverfish farm in the main structure, but i do wanna make floating towers - just like i did on the floating castle, in uhh… [pause] in lifesteal season four, i think it was, when i made the end castle? i wanna do something every similar.
CLOWN: “the branzy thing” yeah, the branzy thing, where i locked him in the end with me! :)
#yeah. i did sit through a seven hour stream#but it was fun anyway so#clownzy#branzycraft#clownpierce#lsshipping#branzypierce#funhouse duo
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after the first few times you'll forget it’s even happening
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streets (one random person on twitter) are saying there was a clownzy s4 ending mention on realms smp clownpierce stream …………./… im tryinh to find it but the stream it was on is SEVEN HOURS
#clownzy#clownpierce#branzycraft#branzypierce#now . do i trust anyone on twitter?#noBut amn i really really desperate yea#now am i going to sit through a seven hour stream for this?#also probably no#BUT I CAN TRY
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branzy says hi to clown while everyone runs away screaming (extended version)
#THIS MAKES ME SO SO SICk???!?#clown knew branzy wouldn’t run away#and he was RIGHT????!?………………#clownzy#branzycraft#clownpierce
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clownzy makes me sick why did they both decide to work on the funhousetogether for the first time and then . immediately start flirting ? like . What ? why did tgey,,. do that? Huh
imagine you start working on a funhouse with a guy u don’t really know well and then he immediately starts flirting with you (and you reciprocate????)
#it’s so funny cuz branzy was SCAREDD of clown#at the start of season 3#funhouse duo#clownzy#clownpierce#branzycraft#lsshipping
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love how zam tried to do a villain arc at the end of 4 guys 1 block because i felt like ash would do it since he became so irrationally angry at the end for literally no reason
#and then ash was the one who killed the dragon#why did he just become so fucking mad lmao#ashswag#princezam#kyleeff#reddoons#4 guys 1 block#quagmire fridays#quagmire quad
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modern - ish soulmates au BUT grian and scar don’t find each other through pain they find each other by the mass amounts of scars they both have since their injuries are linked . do you guys hear me
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i know that people think that grian didn’t leave scar in third life when he turned yellow was because he was just like Weird and Liked Scar but . like logically it wouldn’t have made sense at all to leave him then.
it was generally pretty late in the game and scar and grian both made allies and enemies. and like half of his stuff / valuables were With Scar and it just would’ve taken time to sort through them. plus considering the fact grian was on rocky terms with the crastle people + straight up enemies with dogwarts, the only alliance who would really take him in was probably joel or flower husbands, but they both were allianced with scar at that point if i’m not mistaken. and ALSO leaving scar would’ve potentially made him another whole new enemy, scar, since he could very well hold that grudge against grian if he Wasn’t expecting grian to leave him after the contract was broken. idk though i think grian was just homosexual
#scarian#desert duo#third life#life series#third life smp#grian#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar#gtws#traffic shipping#trafficblr
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the thing is i’m unhealthily attached to whatever i First Get Into so even though now i may like clownzy/ funhouse duo, pride duo will always hold a special place in my heart since they both initially got me into lifesteal as a whole
#planetlord#spokeishere#pride duo#lifesteal#the truth behind minecraft’s strongest player…#oh how i love you#i didn’t understand shit about lifesteal then tbh
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clownzy or Whatever
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CLOWNZY MENTION IN THE GREAT BIG 2024 BY CLOWNPIERCE HIMSELF??? MY DUO? IS ALIVE? AND WELL????????????????????????
CLOWN: “this song is so branzy coded”— no, this is like me coded! it’s me coded! it’s like, weird jester vibes!
CLOWN: “why not both?” me and branzy do go together like peanut butter and jelly, don’t we?
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look i love seawatt but my favorite will always be evbo . and i’m really sad that he barely gets fanart of him being pretty
#evbo deserves it ..#evbo#parkour civilization#seawatt#seawatt pkciv#parkour civilization evbo#parkour civilization seawatt#evbo pkciv#can you tell i really really like that blonde boy?
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i'd like to think that the winners of the life series are tasked with bringing the souls of deceased players back to their home worlds, after their game is finished. one by one. it's a bittersweet reward. you get to look your teammates in the eyes one last time, clutch their hand until they forget why you're holding on so tightly. you get to sneer at your enemies, too. but then, you have to settle your quarrels before they forget; after all, when you return home, you two will have to build side-by-side. it's cathartic. it's poetic.
in a sense, joel becomes charon—using a vessel to ferry these souls. for charon, that's a boat. for joel, it's a car.
unfortunately for joel, this just means he's the designated driver. for seventeen freaking trips. going to take blummin' forever, have you seen the traffic on the styx?!
#this is so fucking stupid#i love it#…………..what if i wrote this#trafficblr#wild life#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans
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// wild life spoilers
the most evil fuckinf laugh ever i Hate You grianmc
#WHY US HE LIKE THIS ?#grian#wild life session 8 spoilers#wild life spoilers#wild life#jimmy solidarity#ldshadowlady#life series
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does evbo know there was a whole quest centered around parkciv in jingle jam charity event
evbo start copywriting parkourciv it’ll be so funny
#it’s for charity . it gets a pass#but it would be so so funny#evbo#parkour civilization evbo#parkour civilization#jingle jam#evbo pkciv
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