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o lawd they dancin !!!

these were very very fun to do. please lmk if yall want another one with some more duos / even trios !!! pls request :D (p.s part two is up on my profile!)

close ups under the cut!!!

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hey yo um i made some low quality lifestealer discord emotes

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cant make silent movies anymore

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enjoy your utopia

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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I honestly have nothing to say lol

Kab: I'm hosting a Lifesteal prom on Valentine's Day

Clown: really?

Kab: Yeah, me and Terrain are hosting a lifestal prom on Valentine's Day. So we've been building that.

Clown: I miss BranzyCraft

Kab: Urg...you...you...you fucking... get your fucking gay homosexual shit out of here *Clown in the Backround* : I miss BranzyCraft

Clown: Paige misses BranzyCraft too

Kab: Yeah yeah I'm sure Paige does miss BranzyCraft

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romantic clownzy is sweet in its own right, super super cute and stuff. but platonic clownzy / funhouseduo is just so much funnier especially considering how they constantly flirt with each other. it’s also got this special kind of tenderness too & its really funny to think about. i think they can work really well in both ways and that’s so special to me.. their dynamic is too good either way….. 😪

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bwanzy design !!!! i can never decide what his design looks like species-wise, so go my shapeshifter/changeling branzy... teehee!! i always had plans of him being a shapeshifter because of what i mentioned, but this is also rlly good LOL,,, <3

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Angelic spread

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hi i caught this clip before the tiktok ban so Now i’m sharing it on here because Frankly i think it’s absolutely insane. PrinceZam… When i Catch You. It will Not be pretty…..

transcript:

Zam: Branzy has a cybertruck, he has one. He said, i love— i love the cybertruck, i love the cybertruck, it’s my favorite [..] it’s my favorite car ever, i love it so much. And he has two other cars, and the other ones aren’t very good, yeah.

Zam: And also four wives, yep. Four wives, and he’s in ClownPierce’s prison. And ClownPierce says, “I need to get this man pregnant.” That’s what he says. And Branzy’s just like, “Oh, i love my cybertruck!” That’s what he says.

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clownzy is peak when you don't have an annoying bitch in your ear mischaracterizing them or making them both 2 ugly twinks

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kaboodle: what if i get branzy to come online for a little while would you come to prom?

clown: sure

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it haunts me to think of kaboodle smp clownzy. they were about to literally fucking kiss BUTclown and branzy are too big of queerbaiters so they TOOK AWAY ksmp branzy i will carry this burden of knowledge to my grave knowing THEY NEVER ENDED UP FUCKING KISSING

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the biggest heartbreak for me is finding out that seawatt did not in fact have tan skin and dark hair like his minecraft skin. seawattgaming how do you fuckinhg feel LYING to US

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everytime people bring up the fact branzy put up signs showing how times people have killed him and instead of putting a number for clown, branzy instead put a heart,, i don’t know wether to interpret as branzy going “i like clown, i don’t care how many times he kills me to keep track of it” or “clown likes me, i wont keep track of how many times he kills me because he wont” OR OR a secret THIRD option where branzy was just being silly and didn’t think about it because he’s just so so gay

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posting this Clip here because. why would Derapchu Say this about Branzy and Clown 😭😭😭😭

Derapchu, reading chat: “No, Branzy date!” Okay, so, i think i’m gonna get killed by a fucking— particular dutch youtuber if i even go near Branzy.

Derapchu: Do you know what ClownPierce said to me when i said i was going on a date with Peentar, and i jokingly said “Wait, let’s go on a double date, me you and Branzy!”? He said, “I would not let go near Branzy.” Okay? He’s territorial in that space, I can’t—I can’t do that. I’m actually gonna get deathbanned in like— a day, if i do that! If i go on a date [..] If i go on a date bro, im actually asking for a deathwish.

Derapchu, reading chat again: “You would ruin the relationship.” No i wouldn’t?? Yknow im like, cupid?

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It's late, but I'm thinking of a clownzy fic where Branzy gets transported (somehow) to the Parkour civ universe, meets Evbo, accompanies him on his journey, they find Clown, they (Branzy and Clown) fall in love or whatever, Clown gets a redemption arc, and they live happily ever after.

I'm debating if I should write this. Anyone intersted?