#I could go insane

[hellothekate-blog]

Just let me in!

[jancysmixtape]

Nancy clung onto Jonathan, saying she didn’t want to let him go, while then saying she could hide him in a tent in their basement like Mike did with El.. and you expect me to believe they’re not written similarly? They’re the same ship.

[spiderwingz]

have recently learned that we almost got a tv show on the pataki family from hey arnold and i have never felt more robbed

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

[givemeureyes]

day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.

[heavenlyyshecomes]

all the updates from al shifa right now are just "we're waiting to die" I feel so sick

[lara-cairncross]

take so good im posting it here too

[fairytwles]

[jasperlore]

THE BOYSSS <3

i like to dress them up like dolls and make them kiss uwu

[luminousstardust]

MIGHTY NEIN FANS HOW ARE WE FEELING!!!!!!!!

[potatobugz]

objects loving objects baby!!!!

[cierv-o-robot-o]

Couldn’t decide which version I liked more

[geezmarty]

guess who started playing bg3

[schrutexbucks]

another tweet round up for interview with the vampire 7/xx

[hoofpeet]

Cow skin is so thick I feel like it would be kinda hard to tattoo a minotaur honestly. Mayhaps there could be like a small subculture of minotaurs that get brands instead tho