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tonymarias · 5 months ago

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can someone give him brown eye contacts I’m shaking

#Like damn bitch we see them #this is after he literally throws a garbage can at someone #I could fix him but whatever is wrong with him is way funnier #jackass #bam margera

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moon--kit · 1 year ago

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Cute na kanojo but it's Spinel

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#i could fix him #but honestly whatever the fuck is wrong with him is way more funnier #pokemon horizons #pokemon #pokémon #pokemon spinel #spinel #cute na kanojo #my art

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the-horrors-echo · 7 months ago

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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

HE CANNOT BE THIS FLIRTY AND SASSY AND INSANE FOR ME NOT TO KISS HIM ISTG

#i want to have an enemies to lovers arc with him SO BAD #im so gay for him #i could fix him #but whatever’s wrong with him is way funnier #skyrim taliesin #taliesin

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eyesorefortheblind · 11 months ago

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I got myself a photo card holder keychain from mussyhead and I'm making inserts for it

These are gunna be GREAT

Might get some weird looks from the worker at office max though oh well

#pokemon #art #photo card #guzma #just lemme cook for a bit okay #whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier #i could fix him

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cherry-shipping · 1 year ago

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thisis. embarrassing It was embarrassing 2 make and its been sittin in my drafts for like a week. but anyway Hi 👋

#suckiest caption ever btw. im too tired to think of something good or witty or whatever #ANYWAY…!!! this wasnt gonna b posted originally But my wife encouraged me. peeks nervously through my fongers 🫣🫣🫣#cherry chats #bf (bone friend)#doodles #remember ages ago when i made jokes about how i could make uf sans feel uncomfortable and borderline unsafe. this is what i was referring to #these psychos and their unmatched rizz bro ✊💪💯#said rizz consists of being gross weird creeps. lol #i really love my uf selfship Those guys are so fucking weird and insane. i love them #that post thats like ‘i could fix him but whatevers wrong with him is way funnier’. thats me w these losers #lol. lmao even

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tubaroies · 1 year ago

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#ofmd season 2 #ofmd #ofmd fanart #ofmd fandom #animal crossing #meme #fanart #timeline #art #drawing #digital art #izzy hands #chibi art #chibi #gayfailure #i wanna be tiny #i could fix him #but whatevers wrong with him is way funnier

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imsosocold · 2 years ago

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The concept of Philip, Caleb, and the Collector all being childhood friends is really funny to me. I can imagine Philip going off on this deep rant about legacy and predeterminism and religion, unable to understand how Caleb could talk for a witch and starting to practice forbidden arts, insisting that they’re the reason there is misery in the world, while Caleb and the Collector, a being clearly not made by God, make eye contact the entire time.

#“i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier” -the Collector towards Philip #toh #toh au #the collector #philip wittebane #caleb wittebane #emperor belos #noelle's rambles

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lastoneout · 1 year ago

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honestly I know like less than nothing about Dragonball Z/GT/USB/Whatever and I have no desire to actually read or watch it BUT I do find Vegeta endlessly delightful and I refuse to examine what that might say about me

#my blorbo in law #also very much in a “I could fix him but whatever's wrong with him is way funnier” way #tbh I actually genuinely really like the version of the characters in DBZ Abridged especially towards the end #but every time I see anything about Vegeta from anything I'm like “oh boy there's my weird little guy!!”#“I wonder what sort of fucked up nonsense he's up to this time!!”#he's great I love him #also “dragonball usb” is a joke btw I don't need anyone um actually-ing me in the comments I am fully kidding

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itstimetodrew · 2 years ago

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He’s insecure, he’s egotistical, he’s a hypocrite who neglects his emotional and mental health. I didn’t say a name but he popped into your head didn’t he? ❤️

#the answer is all my faves thank you #it’s either ‘by god as my witness we are GOING to get you help’#or ‘I could fix him but whatever is wrong with him is way funnier’ depends on the day

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anditwentlikethis · 2 years ago

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gotta respect the commitment

#gavi #fc barcelona #that post #I could fix him but whatever's wrong with him is way funnier #yeah

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manglednatalia · 2 years ago

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Kithing him would be like kithing an actual wild jackal but I'd risk it

#ryan kuhn #the jackal #13 ghosts #horror tag #im genuinely attracted to him and idk what to do about it #i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier #i say 'kithing' bc it's more platonic

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not-your-lifeline · 2 years ago

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a bad habit of mine

I should really stop provoking salty, toxic players by calling them ‘cute’ and saying shits like ‘awww, look at you! so angy UwU’ as;dlfks;jggfl

sometimes I do that when I’m feeling playful and laughing my ass off at them for being so angry over a mere video game.

however I know being sadistic like that towards them won’t fix their unhealthy behavior and only agitate them further. at the same time, It’s not my responsibility to educate grown ass adults.

maybe I’ll start telling them to calm down and take care of themselves in real life more. go take a break and drink some water. even if they might not listen to me at the moment.