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can someone give him brown eye contacts I’m shaking
#Like damn bitch we see them#this is after he literally throws a garbage can at someone#I could fix him but whatever is wrong with him is way funnier#jackass#bam margera
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Cute na kanojo but it's Spinel
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#i could fix him#but honestly whatever the fuck is wrong with him is way more funnier#pokemon horizons#pokemon#pokémon#pokemon spinel#spinel#cute na kanojo#my art
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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
HE CANNOT BE THIS FLIRTY AND SASSY AND INSANE FOR ME NOT TO KISS HIM ISTG
#i want to have an enemies to lovers arc with him SO BAD#im so gay for him#i could fix him#but whatever’s wrong with him is way funnier#skyrim taliesin#taliesin
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I got myself a photo card holder keychain from mussyhead and I'm making inserts for it
These are gunna be GREAT
Might get some weird looks from the worker at office max though oh well
#pokemon#art#photo card#guzma#just lemme cook for a bit okay#whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier#i could fix him
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thisis. embarrassing It was embarrassing 2 make and its been sittin in my drafts for like a week. but anyway Hi 👋
#suckiest caption ever btw. im too tired to think of something good or witty or whatever#ANYWAY…!!! this wasnt gonna b posted originally But my wife encouraged me. peeks nervously through my fongers 🫣🫣🫣#cherry chats#bf (bone friend)#doodles#remember ages ago when i made jokes about how i could make uf sans feel uncomfortable and borderline unsafe. this is what i was referring to#these psychos and their unmatched rizz bro ✊💪💯#said rizz consists of being gross weird creeps. lol#i really love my uf selfship Those guys are so fucking weird and insane. i love them#that post thats like ‘i could fix him but whatevers wrong with him is way funnier’. thats me w these losers#lol. lmao even
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#ofmd season 2#ofmd#ofmd fanart#ofmd fandom#animal crossing#meme#fanart#timeline#art#drawing#digital art#izzy hands#chibi art#chibi#gayfailure#i wanna be tiny#i could fix him#but whatevers wrong with him is way funnier
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The concept of Philip, Caleb, and the Collector all being childhood friends is really funny to me. I can imagine Philip going off on this deep rant about legacy and predeterminism and religion, unable to understand how Caleb could talk for a witch and starting to practice forbidden arts, insisting that they’re the reason there is misery in the world, while Caleb and the Collector, a being clearly not made by God, make eye contact the entire time.
#“i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier” -the Collector towards Philip#toh#toh au#the collector#philip wittebane#caleb wittebane#emperor belos#noelle's rambles
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honestly I know like less than nothing about Dragonball Z/GT/USB/Whatever and I have no desire to actually read or watch it BUT I do find Vegeta endlessly delightful and I refuse to examine what that might say about me
#my blorbo in law#also very much in a “I could fix him but whatever's wrong with him is way funnier” way#tbh I actually genuinely really like the version of the characters in DBZ Abridged especially towards the end#but every time I see anything about Vegeta from anything I'm like “oh boy there's my weird little guy!!”#“I wonder what sort of fucked up nonsense he's up to this time!!”#he's great I love him#also “dragonball usb” is a joke btw I don't need anyone um actually-ing me in the comments I am fully kidding
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Ok but if they continue to refuse to give Alpha Beta his limbs back you KNOW he would snap and pull some shit like this-
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#I find it so fucking funny that they just REFUSE to give him a body#As Olexxx said#reagan literally said i could fix him but whatever is wrong with him is way funnier#Please he would be SUCH a menace if he saw this video#don't give him ideas#PLEASE give him ideas#he'd be like 'yeah this is a little degrading but seeing people running for their fucking lives makes up for it'#'If you will not give me my legs back because I ask then maybe you will out of fear'#robotus alpha beta#alpha beta#alpha beta inside job#inside job
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He’s insecure, he’s egotistical, he’s a hypocrite who neglects his emotional and mental health. I didn’t say a name but he popped into your head didn’t he? ❤️
#the answer is all my faves thank you#it’s either ‘by god as my witness we are GOING to get you help’#or ‘I could fix him but whatever is wrong with him is way funnier’ depends on the day
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gotta respect the commitment
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Kithing him would be like kithing an actual wild jackal but I'd risk it
#ryan kuhn#the jackal#13 ghosts#horror tag#im genuinely attracted to him and idk what to do about it#i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier#i say 'kithing' bc it's more platonic
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Mavis: I can fix him.
Zeref: She can fix me...
Juvia: He can fix me!
Grey: I can’t fix her.
Levy: I can fix him
Gajeel: I can make her worse.
#Fairy Tail#Woke up at 4am last night with this thought and drafted it SO FAST#I thought of it first for Zeref just for how quickly he clung to Mavis when he realized she has the same curse like#Finally someone to throw my emotional distress at who won't die!#and then she died#I cannot get over Zeref this is the most Tumblr Guy character I've ever seen and y'all are sleeping on him.#I tried to think of a version for Natsu/Lucy or Natsu/Lisanna but neither of them are really fixing eachother#They're just kinda being dragged along#If anything it's Lucy: 'I could fix him but whatever's wrong with him is way funnier' and Natsu: 'I can make her worse'#What's the other Straight™ Fairy Tail ship??#Erza/Jellal I keep forgetting that's end game uuuuh#Erza: 'I could fix him' Jellal: 'I could make her worse (selfderogatory)'#Does that make sense?? Sure.#Anyway Mavis and Zeref are the best characters I've ever had the pleasure of meeting what a Tumblr Blorbo ship#He is her pathetic little meow meow
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a bad habit of mine
I should really stop provoking salty, toxic players by calling them ‘cute’ and saying shits like ‘awww, look at you! so angy UwU’ as;dlfks;jggfl
sometimes I do that when I’m feeling playful and laughing my ass off at them for being so angry over a mere video game.
however I know being sadistic like that towards them won’t fix their unhealthy behavior and only agitate them further. at the same time, It’s not my responsibility to educate grown ass adults.
maybe I’ll start telling them to calm down and take care of themselves in real life more. go take a break and drink some water. even if they might not listen to me at the moment.
#Dead by Daylight#DBD#shitposting#killer main#salty players#toxic players#do they have some sort of anger management issue in real life?#or inferiority complex maybe?#I guess I'll never understand competitive people.#I'm like 'I COULD fix him but whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier' type of person#especially when it comes to harmless little games#like cards. board games. video games.#I made bits of teasing jokes here and there in past and my opponents were often frustrated about it#It's not like I'm skilled or win all the time and yet they're so mad about it for some reason#only exceptions were some therapists that lost against me in a chess#why do they expect to be rewarded when they haven't put enough effort to win?#why are they so upset about it when the losing is just a part of progress?#or are they waiting for me to give them some sort of reaction? is that what they want?#oh well. I can't please everyone.
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If mihoyo don't end the story like this I don't know why are they even making this game.
Another question that needs to be asked.
#also typical chilumi#I love how tartali is mostly 'I could fix him'#while chilumi is 'I *could* fix him but whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier '#chilumi
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Jimin, about Jungkook: I could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier
Jin: that's what god probably thinks about me
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