#I can't take it bro
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best way to dumb down sign language to someone: a guide by heart.
#pls he's so cute#he just points to the floor and then to li ming#I can't take it bro#moonlight chicken#heartliming
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DON'T FUCKINGT ALK TO ME, DAWG WHAT THE FUCKING FUUUUCK!?!¡¡?,¿¿,?!?
#I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS BROOO AHHHHHHHHH#HIS CHIBI VERSION I WILL EAT HIM UP#AND THE PEAK OF HIS CHEST FROM HIS SHIRT I WILL ACTUALLY SCREAM TIL I HAVE NO MORE VOICE TO GIVE#my husband is so perfect bro 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧#him and his fucking slides bro I'm so unwell rn stop#𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊 ˖⁺‧₊˚🎐˚₊‧⁺˖ 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒚#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#toji fushiguro#toji zenin#fushiguro toji#zenin toji#jujutsu toji#jujutsu kaisen toji#呪術廻戦#伏黒甚爾
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time travel au where liu qingge and shen qingqiu (yuan) end up accidentally traveling a decade back in time before luo binghe was amitted to qing jing peak and before shen qingqiu had his qi deviation, but after their generation has risen to peak lords.
which means, shen yuan realizes quickly, as they're accosted by said peak lords, that he will have to face shen jiu.
as they're being cleared for demonic energy and the likes, mu qingfang of course instantly detects the poison without a cure eating away at shen yuan's meridians. liu qingge pulls a copy of the treatment plan out of his sleeve (shen yuan blushes a bit, did liu qingge always keep that on hand?), and just like in the current timeline, they agree to keep it under wraps.
shen jiu tries various times to get a moment alone with shen yuan, but he never quite manages because liu qingge is there, who is also... nice?? to him?? for some reason?? shen jiu gets a bit flustered at the solemn politeness and skitters off.
it comes out pretty quickly that shen yuan has "memory loss", and thus can't remember anything that's currently taking place in this time. shen yuan expects scorn, hatred and disdain from shen jiu, expects to be grabbed and interrogated, to arouse suspicion.
but shen jiu looks....... sad???
being transported here threw shen yuan's qi off-balance (even liu qingge had to sit down, which means it's bad), and his cultivation is already so unstable, so when the peak lords are all squabbling and arguing and threatening and raising their voice, he can feel his body shut down. he sees yue qingyuan start to move towards him, which, knowing the future yue qingyuan, he really isn't up for right now—but before the sect leader can get to him someone else is at his back, transferring him qi, holding him up gently by his shoulders, then coaxing him up, leading him outside
shen yuan's been fed qi by every peak lord at least once. he doesn't recognize this one. that means it can only be one person.
he looks up. it's shen jiu.
and it's bizarre, getting fussed over by the scum villain, having gentle hands run along his back, his hair, that clear, soothing voice calming him down. and somehow shen jiu knows exactly what to do?? somehow it works perfectly on him?? it's almost as if shen jiu has known him his whole—
oh.
bodies, like homes, hold memories, even if the original occupants are no longer there. it's the milestone marks on the doorpost that chart a child's growth, blurry photographs faded by time, scuffed floors from well-walked paths, and tiny holes in the walls where pictures once hung.
shen jiu takes him to the bamboo house, pours him tea, and asks, calmly, what he remembers from their childhood.
it's not his childhood, so shen yuan doesn't actually remember anything, but the body he's in does. the memories it holds are emotional rather than visual; he remembers being alone, scared, and hungry. he remembers anger, pain. a dark room. loud voices. he remembers his heart skipping a beat when heavy boots stomp his way. the sound of a whip.
he doesn't have to lie. the memories aren't his own, and they're from long ago, which means shen jiu has them too. and, he supposes, this is his only chance to find out what really happened.
but shen jiu doesn't say anything about it. he just nods and stares, intensely. then he asks shen yuan if he remembers yue qingyuan. shen yuan says no, he doesn't. the conversation takes a very strange turn after that. shen yuan can't help but feel a little queasy when shen jiu asks him if yue qingyuan has taken advantage of his memory loss.
"has he come into your home? has he brought you gifts, sweets? does he invite you for tea? did you accept?"
he has. shen yuan doesn't know why that would be a problem, the sect leader has been nothing but kind and helpful and patient. and generous, too.
when he says yes shen jiu looks furious.
liu qingge (his one) comes to pick him up, and his time with shen jiu is cut short. somewhere he's glad, cuddling into liu qingge's back as he holds him while they fly. he feels a little bad for yue qingyuan, knowing he's probably caused a big fight, but it doesn't sit right with him. he wishes he knew what happened.
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liu qingge, meanwhile, is having the time of his life fighting himself. it's good practice!
#shen bros but its future and past but actually its shen jiu and shen yuan#shen jiu is angry that yue qingyuan keeps trying to get in knowing that sqq can't remember why they fell out btw#i love a protective shen jiu<3#hes still a hissy bitch to everyone else dont worry. i just think he should experience some self love#it would be a healing experience i think#to have him take care of a vulnerable version of himself#something something healing his inner kid#yue qingyuan tries to spoil the new xiao jiu too (he cant help it)#but shen jiu goes mama bear on him (growling biting mauling)#also shen yuan's closeness with liu qingge obvs starts a rumor that they're dating#so theres that too#svsss au#time travel au#svsss time travel au#shen yuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#yue qingyuan#shen bros#scum villain#scum villian’s self saving system
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pmd2 darkrai is funny to me why is he like that
#ik pmd2 darkrai might not literally be purple but its convenient to make them look different lol#also his eyes are greenish. i colour picked from the in-game portrait to check#i havent played other spinoffs but ik in the mainline games and anime/movies darkrai tends to be neutral or good#meanwhile in pmd2 gfsdfjshg i can't take him seriously he's so comically evil and it's so stupid and tbh i love it#it's said he avoids confrontation but also he clearly loves bragging about how hes soooo evil its so funny to me#bro thinks hes sooooo cool what a loser (affectionate)#pokemon#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd2#pmd eos#darkrai#anirritant art
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#messyr#artists on tumblr#vent post#vent art#tw sui ideation#being busy keeps me distracted as f from these behaviors and thoughts;#keeping distracted bc idfk how to get rid of the urges from intrusive and harmful thoughts#every scenario is just like: hey we can try attempting again today maybe we'll succeed this time!!!#then i'll be rational (focusing on the present) and go : nah cant bro we busy#got clients. gotta graduate. got people to take care of. got people waiting blah blah blah#the endless list where i never catch a break and maybe I've grown used to it.#i yearn death but i don't take its offer. I can't really leave. Not yet. not when there's still too much to do.
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How many people witnessed softie food addict horror who needed something in his mouth or he would actively kill and turn to cannibalism 🧍♀️ or was that just me.... anyways honestly it was silly.. he'd maybe get along with cook horror... I just like fanon crossovers guys*sadge
Anyways canon horror is also silly(really silly. What an asshole, man)(no seriously he's actually such an asshole.. I might love him for that but-) I don't think he would get along with the others(loser)
#me when I acknowledge as many sides of an argument as possible which just makes me confused because I am trying to take off of other people#but they're so diverse that I can't mix all of it and so I don't know how to interpret any characters anymore and what makes it worse is my#ahh not actually understanding people or relationships because I got minimum emotions maximum carelessness but I also love emotions so I#love the psychological torture of all of this but I also don't understand it so I'm depending on everyone else but yet again they're so#mixed I get confused and I don't know how to deal with any of it so I'm just here standing confused screaming in my own mind as I try to#understand how to make it all work together and then#....#Jesus fuck#sans au#utmv#undertale au#horrortale#horror sans#UwU#anyways disregard any ideas I may have ever because they will always change and I don't know what to do anymore.......#bro I'm boutta resort to Wattpad fics.... get ready for Wattpad highschool fic😼/j#I want to do that but I lost my fluidity in writing sighs...#I never graduated from Wattpad sorry guys😔#I didn't do that well drawing canon horror tbh but it'll have to do
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jon val jon or something
#jean valjean#les miserables#les mis#meme#no bc i just read the part where FIRST of all he's 'so happy his conscience began to bother him' and immediately goes 'can't have that'#and then he 'lived in the backyard like a dog' OF HIS OWN HOUSE WHILE COSETTE IS IN THE MAIN BUILDING#and jvj my beloved i am obsessed with you king but it is SO unhealthy to intentionally deprive yourself just so someone else can tell you..#'no no don't do that you need to take care of yourself' like bro i know you want to be nurtured and have someone prove their love for you#but it's really not great that the only way you keep your room at a liveable temperature and eat good food is when cosette is making you#i say this without judgement bc that was me once too but good GOD man your identity cannot be her!!!!#and stop with the preemptive self-inflicted harm!!! stop with the self-protective and yet -destructive distancing!!#you're only doing that because you want someone to tell you to stop!!!!!#alternate chapter title: in which an old man finds himself at home among the youth (2014 tumblr)#ANYways all this to say jvj is a projectable 10000% and i hate him because i love him because i hate that version of me bc i love me#or: SHUT UP AND BE LOVED YOU SILLY OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#kay has a party in the tags#kay can i just catch my breath for a second#kay is a classical literature nerd#my meme
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I need more of these two interacting AidaIro
#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#jshk#aoi akane#minamoto kou#I LOVE WHEN THEY INTERACT SM AAAAH#this chapter was so great#Akane takes Kou half seriously but admires him because he wants to try the impossible for Nene's lifespan#Kou thinks Akane is so cool and so pathetic at the same time#and Akane just guesses sm random stuff from Kou even Teru can't get and I am living#(It s just because Teru has sugare coated glasses as a big bro for Kou rip)#chapters 27 87 88 my belovedd
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sujimon, subzero sonata, redraws, etc!
#fanart#like a dragon#yakuza#yakuza spoilers#<- again not really but still#ALSO SPOILERS IN TAGS ->#apparently it's not normal to take 90398401 tries to beat the jima bros but i am simply built different#(goes in almost 20 levels too low with no group heal and refuses to grind until i die one million times)#and now so much plot is occurring AND [REDACTED] APPEARED FOR SOME REASON? HELLO??? I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU!!!!!#ALL THE REMIXES ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD GOODNESS GRACSIOUS#Y7 AND ICHIBAN ARE. EVERYTHING (PLANET EXPLOSION NOISE)#also why is saejima's face the hardest thing to draw ever i can't get it right at all.... doesn't help that everyone got smoothed
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Hi! Here's some more Bowuigi as Bluey because I love them skjdksjd
It's from that one episode that makes me feel like crying when I watch it 😔 I hope you know the one ajskda Where it shows the mom hugging Bingo on her bed, and the dad is sleeping on the floor in his own room.
Also yeah Junior was crying in his sleep and that's why Bowser went to lay with him :'v
ALSO yeah Bowser's the sun and Luigi's the moon and the koopalings are all planets :''v
#super mario bros#bowuigi#my art#bowser koopa#luigi mario#bowser junior#wendy o koopa#larry koopa#lemmy koopa#junior without his hair in a ponytail you look like dad bowser#I know the mom and dad's name is chili and bandit but maybe not everyone does aksdak#this episode makes me very emotional no joke#you can't just tell me that Chili is the center of Bingo's universe and just expect that I be okay :'''v#yeah the sun is the center of the solar system WHATEVER AKLSDASK#tiny child and big parent my favorite thing#as well as big child and tiny parent#that's like bowser with junior and kamek with bowser aksjdaksjd#anyway they're like actual turtles to me and they can't take off their shells
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“don't cry tonight”
#I've made those a while ago.. i was keeping them to myself then i decided against and post it on twt#so here We're ...#this picture means a lot to me .. i adore tgem here... and actually it's so inspiring a..bc it looks like a deleted scene.#One of those scenes between episodes that we didn't see... and we can't be sure that it happened#.. yaas yes. True. In this case we take responsibility and start writing the said scenes in a proper fic ... and THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING NOW#nvm me#beyond evil#괴물#jwds#주원동식#han joowon#lee deongsik#kdrama#my edit#yeo jingoo#this boy is so clingy.. the camera stopped filming while he was still hugging him with the same steadfastness...bro let go no one taking him
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All I'm saying is the last thing Wind said in Kingdom is that he's heading to Beast Yeast and, while the Devs are confusing me on if the Legends or Beasts are more powerful lore-wise (or equal?), the idiot went alone
I don't think he's gonna have a good time
#wind archer cookie#shadow milk cookie#this is assuming they remembered that plot point#i love wind but whether legends are more powerful or not he can't take on all five alone#bro is gonna get his shit rocked#i just wanted to make something dramatic LMFAO
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I can't keep picking Harry's outfits based on stats.... You might be a man with almost nothing, Detective Broke, but style is not one of those nothings!
#I can't take watching bro run around the in the snow with leggings on anymore#Finally got myself a good punk jacket and we're NOT letting this chance slide#couldn't get Kim to wear it though smh what a prude (affectionate)#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi
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he'll always be a babygirl to me idc what the haters say...
originally drawn: April 6th, 2022
(flirty, shirtless Dr. V underneath wink wonk)
originally drawn: June 19th, 2022
#he's so stupid and so problematic but I can't help but love how much of a wet cat of a man he is#take a shot everytime doc says “meow” in the show#it doesn't happen too much#BUT IT HAPPENS MORE THAN IT SHOULD LMAOO#dr. venture#rusty venture#the venture bros#venture bros#adult swim#fandom#myart#okay but like what was I drawing in 2022 *sobs*#2022
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one of my silly emf headcanon is that he can switch between forms: this void blob and an actual seeable person. void blob is just him pure black and the latter is him but a shade lighter!!
he usually is just void blob because, yk, why wouldn't you be am I right?? but also it annoys him because no one can see that fire fits he wears and yea,, that's the reason why the 2nd form exist! for him to show off his clothes
closeups under the cut :3
I love him<3333333
he's such a brat to me. especially in their first meeting. cocky ass man gets punted by local noob. what happens next will shock you.... (they kissed)
#parkour civilization#pkciv#parkciv#park civ#emf#emf pkciv#emf parkciv#parkciv emf#evbo#evbo pkciv#parkciv evbo#evbo's master friend#another silly hc is that emf is still a prideful bitch and can't take losses#his ego did NOT die down#especially when he became the champion#bro god has favorites and it's not us#emf and evbo do parkour battles to train emf and he's been learning to do more 360s#and evbo sometimes asks emf to do bis 2nd form to see him better:3#he wants to see his champion!!#preach#mavbo#<- almost forgot the most important tag jfc#mavbo.... but only the last part</3#I love emf#I LOVE EMF!!!!!!#chiefcrossaintdeanbanana'sart
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big thigh problems is having holes in the inner thighs of your pants.
#kismet talks ☆~#like bro i got these leggings like LAST MONTH#and now they're failing me????#i can't take it anymore
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