#I can't decide how old they are for this
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Homer, Hades 2: Sing, O Muse, of the saffron robed goddess, whose fair countenance was bathed in Selene’s light at the moment of her birth. Homer, Hades: The fire-stepping prince was lifted by Night from the cold ground, where his lord father had discarded him, outside Taco Bell.
#zagreus: shut up old man#I have been thinking of that loki taco bell post for DAYS since starting Hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#hades 2#homer#zagreus#melinoe#also I can't stop thinking about how close Mel and Homer are#she realised her life had a narrator and decided to befriend them#meanwhile the same thing happened to Zag and he just decided it was On Sight
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Reuniting with a distorted past.
Extra:(New personality tested gone wrong)
wanted to play with rin living in the aftermath aus aswell and had these drawings laying around to share so yay
Panel 1: Was buried alive.
Comic 1: Who are you supposed to be?
new friends
Comic 2: Misguided protection.
obito still sensing the warning signs of rin losing her temper. anyways they proceeded to be dragged into the ocean by rin like some sea monster
Comic 3: Finding out (Now what will you do?)
obito is harshly brought back from his delusions because now its not just kushina but rin too who he needs to ripped out the tail beast from
#naruto#naruto fanart#kakashi hatake#rin nohara#obito uchiha#naruto sukea#fanart#art#my art#sketch#drawing#digital art#hope i can add something new and if not may i shall add fuel to the fire for rin!! :)#So Rin loses ALL of her memories forever (kinda)#the only thing that remains for sure is the feeling of missing something that she'll never reach it again#she's alone and is left to roam directionless until she meets an elderly civilian that is also alone#she stays with her for a year+ but she passes away. But Rin with her new identity decides to walk forward (with love comes pain#but to love at all was the greatest thing to her.) She cherishes her new memories and won't let it stop her from moving on#inbetween this time frame she meets isobu in her mind after he gains enough form within her (who is also without memories)#Now WAY LATER she meets Sukea who looks like he's about to panic and she tries to help (which uh doesnt work too well)#but then Sukea joins her on her travels (sending minato an letter through his summons of rin being alive and forgetting the mission)#they both wander around (he doesnt know how to bring up their past) but then obito appears (always at the wrong times)#At first glance he's pissed but then realizes that this isnt fake AND its both the worse thing yet best thing to ever happen#Now Rin thinks she made two new friends who give her feelings of warmth but they both also reminded her of something old she thinks#PS Minato and Kushina are freaking out back in the village but can't do anything about it (Obito hasn't acted on his plans yet so yes)
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my girl has so many outfits already. good for her
#zelda#tri#echoes of wisdom#eow#legend of zelda#loz#art#shrimpdraws#i can't really decide how old she is supposed to be
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some bimawen wips I made last year because we watched jttw movies for christmas tehee (I love it so much but couldn't proceed in rendering because I wanted it to be perfect > got overwhelmed by own expectations > ended up never touching the WIP ever again) the cycle persists
#also I wanted to show some of my drawings or else a part of my soul dies#you can probably tell I still can't decide how to draw the monkeys non-lego style#I want it to have some black myth#Or maybe like the old Chinese paintings#but still doable designs close to lmk#I can't find the perfect mix yet but it's fun to draw whole different versions of them#sigh monkeys...#lmk#jttw#lmk sun wukong#sun wukong#my art
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ok, enough wholesome dadson. time to sexualize terrible fathers. (cw for: dadson incest + FtM son POV + transphobia / misgendering / fetishizing / forcemasc)
transphobic dad: doesn't approve of you transitioning or taking T, but isn't stopping you and doesn't seem turned off by the changes, even after you pass consistently as a man. doesn't know how T even works, always lowkey curious about the changes. he does like that you're so much hornier on T and don't even have periods anymore. tugs at your facial hair (ow? wtf :/) and goes "huh? it's real? I thought you drew it on every morning!" with a hearty laugh. dad joke? he might have actually thought so. backhanded praise, mean jokes at your expense, and moments where he genders you correctly, by accident.
thought you would eventually change your mind and give up transitioning "when you realise that being a man is hard," as if he's not the one making it hard. he might actually think of you as a son at some point, but he was never taught to apologize, he's "always right," he's stubborn, so he will keep calling you a daughter because a father can't show weakness. wants to call you homophobic slurs sooo bad, but that would be admitting defeat.
gets angry when you bring up surgery bc he likes to squeeze your tits and fuck your pussy. won't do any anal because it's gay. and clearly, he's isn't, he says. definitely closeted.
trans boy chaser dad: for better or for worse, only took an interest in your life when he found out you're a trans guy, fixed his relationship with you by treating you more like a date than as his son.
excited, touchy-feely, even creepy. eager to please. just pathetically horny for the way your body's changing from T - he won't misgender you. you get aggressively reaffirmed to the point of it getting annoyingly patronizing actually. regardless, he fucks you hard, encouraging you to moan with your cracking voice, and is too horny to feel bad about the incest. it's a welcome change from the previous emotional distance, but you feel used, like he's taking advantage of your newly high libido.
fixated on your body and everything "clockable," would rather you didn't get any surgery... says you're already perfect as is, from just testosterone... it does feel nice that he takes some sort of pride in having a son now, fully embracing you, the way he finds even all the awkward changes (sparse facial hair, voice cracks etc) not just endearing, not just attractive, but really fucking hot. and it's a relief for your body which craves that release. but. dad might just completely lose interest a few years into T, if you pass consistently.
bisexual, he says. but of course not into cis men.
transmed dad: thinks he knows what's best for your body, forcemascs you in his own ideals, pushing you to work hard to speed up your transition, to become a "real" man. you were so happy that dad accepted you being a trans guy so wholeheartedly and proudly, but the acceptance seems to have turned into overbearing surveillance...
dad insists on doing your T injections himself, because he doesn't trust that you'll actually do them. "no son of mine will be a fucking embarrassing softboy pansy who never transitions for real, have some dignity, god damn it! either you transition fully or you don't transition at all!" ...he pushes you to consider top and bottom surgery asap, to become a "real man," regardless of what you might want. he very excitedly looks forward to the day you can top him with your real cock, like a son should. :)
he makes you like anal because that's how real men do it. you're absolutely not allowed to derive any pleasure from anywhere but your ass and T-dick, and the phantom sensation of a strapon. he's good at working your T-dick though, it's all almost worth it just for that...
love, validation, and praise only when you've "earned it." if you fail to live up to his strict expectations, the things he says fucking hurt. misgenders you as punishment and threatens to withhold your testosterone "since you want to stay a girl so bad."
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so, all of these options leave you feeling unsatisfied and degraded in one way or another!! yippee! no, there's no option for a Normal About Trans Men And Masculinity Dad, this is the Terrible Fathers dadson poll. you must choose.
#dadson#dadcest#forcemasc#shipcest#cw for cringe kinks 😔#transphobia kink#ftm misgendering#toxic forcemasc#transmed kink#fauxcest#poll#can't decide if it's more fun for transmed dad to be cis or trans himself#cis transmed dad is like ''let a real man show you how it's done'' and tries to make you as close to a cis man as possible#trans transmed dad is more like ''I've gone through this. I know exactly what you need. I'll make it easier for you.''#I like inventing dads who kinda suck#boomer old men often hold terrible opinions and refuse to change#writing#transphobic dad#chaser dad#transmed dad#truscum dad#wanted to go all in on the personality and characteristics rather than physical attributes but um. duh. they're hot and exactly your type#for me? chubby-muscular with thick eyebrows and dark hair that's going silver. all over. feels comforting to the touch#even if they are anything BUT comforting#jerk. creep. cruel.#yea transphobic dad could be more violent but im not personally into physical violence or forcfem. just casual unceasing disrespect#although there IS nothing more manly than getting into a yelling match and then a physical scuffle with your shitty dad. rite of passage#long post#fic
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assorted older warframe stuff dot jpeg (with some touch ups) also old sierra fashion
#warframe#warframe fanart#mesa prime#ballas#garuda prime#wisp#volt#excalibur#my art#mesa sierra#some of these are unbelievably tiny holy shit#i'm talking about less than 200px tall or wide#been making an effort to work in bigger resolutions but idk how I was okay working that small before#exams are kicking my ass so I can't finish wips rn TT have some old ones in the meantime#i am torn between deciding on electrolyst skin and prime skin for my unnamed volt oc tbh but i love base volt helm so much. so baby
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What's crazy is that Barristan has the character development that people pretend Jaime has but because he supports Dany and doesn't spend all of his page time talking/thinking about how evil Targaryens are, it gets ignored
#daenerys targaryen#barristan selmy#how do you get outsold by a side character who doesn't even have a POV in the first few books? 🤨#embarrassing tbh but then that's Jaime in a nutshell so it fits#if he was written the /exact/ same way but supported Stannis?? people would be writing essays on how brilliant his character is#instead he doesn't tell Dany how horrible Rhaegar is every 2 seconds so people have decided that he's just a delusional old man#one of the characters with the most experience regarding rulers and he gets ignored cause people disagree with him sdjsfksdkds#barristan: goes to Dany in disguise so that he can judge her character cause he wants to redeem himself and serve a worthy ruler#+ is the one to tell her about her father's madness fandom: he refuses to acknowledge any of his mistakes or have honest convos with Dany 😔#I just have to laugh cause literally the only reason is that he validates Dany's ruling arc and people can't stand it 😭
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why do millennials so consistently think they are so old?
#I have known boomers in denial about their old age well into their 60s and 70s#meanwhile everyone I know from my own generation decided they were dead by 25#let alone 35#to be honest I'm surprised this headline even describes a 35 year old as middle aged#she is positively geriatric#can't believe how bad I have wanted to die lately#I am just so fed up with this entire thing it never got better and it never will
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My old glasses are really worn out, my eyesigh got worse and I'm still using the old graduation. I don't like how I look with them anymore either so it is time to change them (also because I can get a blue filter in the glasses to protect the eyes form screens light and I really need that, and this store has a 2x1 offer so I'll have an extra pair half the price just in case :3c)
The two girls working at the store were really nice and tried their best to help me :')
I spend an hour yesterday trying on glasses... I found two models that I liked right at the end. I just. really. hope. I don't regret my choice when the glasses are done and I try them on again.
#doodles#lyna arts#lyna stuff#I hate trying on new glasses because I can't see myself clearly while I try them on (because the glasses at exposition aren't graduated duh#so I have to half imagine how I'm going to look like when they are graduated and how it's going to deform my eyes ʘ‿ʘ#I have an abandoned pair of glasses that I never used because I couldn't see with them#they were too big for my head and looked weird on me. I tried to adjust how they sat on my face and ears but nothing worked#I told my parents. send them back to the store and get them redone#got the new ones back again. still too big and seing bad#they keep telling me to try them for a week or so and then decide. I keep telling them that I couldn't use them#it's been 3 years and only a few months ago my mother realized that I was still wearing the old ones#human Lyna
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Running around running around running around, the recent episode just fuels my "divorced karen" HC soooo much I might go crazy, actually let me share my own take on her timeline:
Gets into becomeing an assassin straight out of highschool because she's got nothing else she wants to do in life and IDK maybe she just has a natural tallent for sharp shooting so she gets picked up by this assassination group.
Meets some guy who's in the same profession and they hit it off/get married/have kids, you know the whole deal.
Realises at some point that "hey, being an assassin with 2/3 kids isn't a good idea I should stop this" so ends up trying to quit.
Partner obviously isn't happy and wants to stay so Karen just packs up/gets divorced and gets the hell outta there (probably has to move crazy far away too, you know how organised crime is)
Has to start over from scratch with 2/3 kids to look after by herself but it's better than having them be in danger 24/7.
Guys, guys I love Karen, I love her so much and this episode just made me love her even more you have no idea, I need more of her ASAP my life support is running out /j
#I keep saying 2/3 kids because I can't decide if she has all of them by the time she runs off. still cooking one up before she left lmao#still going with her being divorced by the time she's 23. we love single mums around here#also zack having his own birthday confirms they're all different ages. i forget if its ever stated how old they all are#but they're definantly different ages lolz :3
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N e ways here's Jack's actual design for the au I posted about the other day lmao
Love this sorrowful lizard.
#minecraft story mode#mcsm#mcsm jack#jack mcsm#Mcsm au#Me when old man yaoi#Except one of them has been turned into a creature and thinks he's a disgusting unlovable monster..#And the other adores him and thinks he's the most stunning man he's ever laid his eyes upon..#“stop making slightly tragic Jurm AUs” how about suck my nuts.#Loser.#Anyways I've mentioned this au to one of my friends but for those I haven't told about this#Basically Romeo set up the ender dragon as a challenge for the order. As he does. But obviously Soren just blinks it out of existence#And Romeo is pissed but like he didn't set any rules AGAINST doing that so he can't really do anything about it#But he never let the idea of big badass dragon battle go#And when he kidnaps jack (or Petra) he smushed them together with the dragon to create the ultimate champion#Like the totally chill and sane guy he is#Clemont_ine#Also yes his design is based on falin from dungeon meshi#No it wasn't on purpose at first#But then I realised and I just decided to embrace it lmao#Angelic Yuri Vs evil yaoi.#Chimera champion au
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if stranger things 5 comes out and they're like 'omg! the upside down has been a product of someone's dark and twisted mind this whole time! it's... WILL!' I'll immediately lose interest
#manifestation theory#I really hope not#like I don't. hate will. he's fine. but he's so easily likable that it doesn't feel rewarding to like him?#mike wheeler's been a menace this whole time so I had to put in work to figure him out#and they literally said 'getting to mike is the key' which would make sense if by understanding mike you understand everything#in the show where no one knows what's going on and also no one knows what mike wheeler is thinking ever. unrelated ofc#he isn't important look away. don't look at him#like why would they! make him the bad guy! if they're not going to MAKE HIM THE BAD GUY!!!!!#I'd say it makes too much sense not to do it but I'm always saying that and then these stupid shows do stupid things anyway#because. listen. if one of them is the heart and one of them has to die for the upside down to be permanently defeated#and that person is will#there's no conflict there. everyone loves will. because he's designed to be likable and for you to want him alive#but MIKE? mike's flawed. he's frustrating. he's a bad friend and a worse boyfriend. he's very obnoxiously a teenage boy#if it's mike the audience would need to be reminded that this is a Child‚ and no matter how much you personally dislike them#wanting children to die because you think they're useless and annoying and etc. IS NOT NORMAL#THAT'S NOT NORMAL! ESPECIALLY WHEN MIKE ALREADY THINKS THAT ABOUT HIMSELF!#mike being the heart gives the 'maybe we should just kill him' side of the trolley problem weight#think about it. really think about it. if they decide that mike has to die to keep everyone safe‚ what's going to happen?#the adults won't agree. hopper won't do it. he talked about killing mike before but he won't ACTUALLY let any of these kids die#maybe mike jumps off a cliff again but he needed the pressure of dustin's immediate safety and a countdown to make himself do it last time#what I think is more likely? nancy. she has guns in her bedroom (there's a 6 year old in the house I know where I keep my guns; her SISTER)#she hates the upside down for taking barb and making her feel like this; she wants to finish what they started - she wants to kill it.#if mike has to die‚ then nancy has to kill her own brother. because he can't do it himself and his big sister can do anything#does that sound right to you? this being the first time they agree and connect and are on the same page? is any of this right?
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waiting for the next iwtv season:
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#SORRY but i can't wait... now who's the old man you might ask well that's for you to decide given how old they are but 😁🫶🏼#mangago#dara.t
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I just got a bit more time in my schedule and I'm hoping to get started on a Sayers-and-Jews reading list, if anyone has any suggestions! I just really feel like I've never seen anyone talk about how WEIRD the apparent received wisdom is of "Sayers was in a relationship with a completely secular Jew who tried to convince her to have premarital sex she was religiously uncomfortable with, which NATURALLY made her start writing about Jews, but a totally different kind of basically fetishized ultra-conservative type than Cournos was." There are clearly missing links there- not an obvious or intuitive connection at all- and I have my own ideas of what they are and am so curious if it's already been written about.
#dorothy l sayers#lord peter wimsey#whose body#i think the main connecting factor is religious conservatism#and sayers displaying a kind of christian philosemitism that is genuinely fascinating#an idealization of jews as an almost purer throwback#backward and benighted (bc no jesus) but also in some ways uncorrupted by “modernity” for some reason#in terms of how she'd get it from cournos#he DID have some interesting ideas about jews and christians#(wrote an article about how jews should be more into jesus)#but my guess is that the christian philosemitism came first#and the connective tissue is her encountering a jew who didn't fit that kind of odd religious ideal of them#and then deciding to construct a bunch that do#idk#it's the only thing that makes sense to me#that scene in busman's honeymoon where peter asks the repo man what he thinks of christian home life and the repo man says “not much”...#imo that says a LOT#i should say that it can't be overstated how almost fetishistic and full of artistic license her portrayal of jews is#the jews she knew irl were largely secular so where did she get this nonsense#she has to have known that jews didn't do ARRANGED MARRIAGES FROM BIRTH like she depicts in piscatorial face of the stolen stomach#so like something is going on#to be clear#and this is part of what's weird#i don't mean “conservative” or “traditional” in a religious sense in the way that old fashioned caricatures often use#but instead conservative morally#which is if anything weirder and just makes it feel even more like sayers is juxtaposing some idealized morality and conservatism onto jews
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Guy who cuts his own hair
#I can't decide how old he is he's like that you have truly hurt an innocent 30 to 40 year old man. ask#sketch
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IT'S HERE!
#*whips out Porter's Gate Advent Album*#happy advent time everyone!#i may post less frequently in December (we'll see how it goes though) but feel free to dm me anytime!#christianity#advent#the old question of whether it was more limiting for God to become a piece of bread or a human fetus#i can't decide#may the jubilee year begin! free your slaves! forget whatever your debtors owed you! hug you Luce! celebrate in Christ! 🎉
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