#Me when old man yaoi
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N e ways here's Jack's actual design for the au I posted about the other day lmao
Love this sorrowful lizard.
#minecraft story mode#mcsm#mcsm jack#jack mcsm#Mcsm au#Me when old man yaoi#Except one of them has been turned into a creature and thinks he's a disgusting unlovable monster..#And the other adores him and thinks he's the most stunning man he's ever laid his eyes upon..#“stop making slightly tragic Jurm AUs” how about suck my nuts.#Loser.#Anyways I've mentioned this au to one of my friends but for those I haven't told about this#Basically Romeo set up the ender dragon as a challenge for the order. As he does. But obviously Soren just blinks it out of existence#And Romeo is pissed but like he didn't set any rules AGAINST doing that so he can't really do anything about it#But he never let the idea of big badass dragon battle go#And when he kidnaps jack (or Petra) he smushed them together with the dragon to create the ultimate champion#Like the totally chill and sane guy he is#Clemont_ine#Also yes his design is based on falin from dungeon meshi#No it wasn't on purpose at first#But then I realised and I just decided to embrace it lmao#Angelic Yuri Vs evil yaoi.
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you all dont know tragic yaoi like i do.
#parkour civilization#parkour civ#parkour villain#parkour civilization fanart#clownpierce fanart#clownpierce#parkour civilization old man#minecraft#mcyt#i know nothing of mr clownpierce#but i hope he can forgive me#for making his little minecraft oc do old man yaoi with the old man npc from parkour civilization#anyways theyve explored eachothers parkour bodies in the parkour bedroom#do you think they 180 vertical block jumped onto their minecraft beds#did you know i spent all day on this when i could have been doing something productive#sigh#moon art
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mabel haters you are not invited to my wedding btw
#really loved this show when i was younger so it’s so this is mental torment for me i love it#i have more btw#augh.#i never draw fanart in this like. obsessive way#but THERES MORE I WILL BE POSTING MORE#HELP MEEEE#i will be posting old man yaoi. soon.#art#gravity falls#gf#illustration#the pines family#the pines#ford pines#stanley pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#pacifica northwest#also if you liked this post please check out my pinned post! nour’s gfm still needs lots of help! :)
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do y’all ever think about how 10 wanted to Fuck That Old Man?….like. HE DEF WANTED TO FUCK THAT OLD MAN!?
#doctor who#thoschei#me when my greatest enemy in disguise is also conveniently my crush#no one understands the deep complexities of doctor who old man yaoi because they’re both old men but 10 was having a midlife crisis or smth
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Do u guys think that Fiddleford sometimes accidentaly called Stanford darling, sweetheart and love because he kept mistaking him with his wife hahahah.... and that he was so sleep deprived once that this happened....
Yeah this is canon in my head like this would totally happen, he's not beating the cheating allegations
#fidd: ya know baby... why we only have one kid love#Ford: what kid are you talking about fiddleford?#stanford telling him where rhe sugar is KILLS ME#what if once they stopped when Fidd pushed stanford in the bed LMAOOOO#how many situationships like this happened before.... and how worse they were#also i he doesn't say anything i think he enjoys being called like that#fiddleauthor#stanford pines#fiddauthor#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fordsquared#fordford#old man yaoi#old man mcgucket
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you said forever / tell me why can’t you stay?
#the book of bill#tbob spoilers#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#weirdmageddon#billford#yeah this is a billford post#WAS IT CASUAL WHEN YOU TURNED ME INTO A GOLD STATUE AND EVERYONE ELSE STONE#i have a lot of thoughts about them#mainly how horrible they are#i feel i could’ve done a better job making ford look golden#but i had a lot of fun with this one#you’re awful i love you by ludo is theirs btw#toxic old man yaoi#as promised#art#digital art#gravity falls fanart#fanart#digital painting#my art#artists on tumblr
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Happy Val Day theyre in love with each other i like when the tall scary one throws the tv around 😍🥰😍🥰😍✨📺🦋✨
#kiss the tv moth man#vox being a good dancer sends me into orbit i love when hes good at something#you cant tell me that valentines day osnt vals birthday#old man yaoi or whatever#voxval#staticmoth#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin valentino#hazbin vox#vox#valentino#the vees#my art
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Gogol’s unrequited love
#i died when he put fyodor’s arm NEXT TO HIS FACE#it’s kind of sad how nikolai’s feeling is one sided#he’s a widow now#congrats on joining the dead husband club#except that fyodor’s probably not dead💀#skk lived too it’s not soukokover#the old man yaoi made me so miserable#bsd#bungou stray dogs#fyodor dostoevsky#nikolai gogol#gogol#fyolai#fanart#bsd fanart#art#fyodor really went KA BOOM BOOM
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#project sekai#pjsk#tsukasa tenma#prsk#proseka#prosekai#idfk.#colorful stage#yeah sure man#feel free to squint for ruikasa theres yaoi everywhere with those for the eyes to see i guess#thought it was funny w the howl tsukasa art when ppl jsut tagged assuming it was ruikasa. do howl and calcifer have yaoi ?#i read the book and i think calcifer can do better. idk.#Not doing so great but its way easier for me to post here than twt or insta or whatever so.#you get a month old wip i wont have the will nor time nor happiness to finish#i wanted to say I might not draw or post for a while but well 1 every time i say that i feel like drawing right after.#and it helps me cope or whatever. who cares. but 2. i post once a month anyways. so adios
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I find it extremely funny that Craig and Octavio are running a booth together at Grand Fest. Like you KNOW Octavio was probably like "Look your granddaughters and my grandchildren former soldiers are all here to have a good time. So truce." And then they get to old man gossiping and then maybe some reminiscing about before the war and their past friendship and words left unsaid and and and
#rev's ramblings#Can you tell I went insane when I saw they two of them sitting together at the Splatband booth#I had a old man yaoi overload sorry bout that guys#But fr I don’t know what to call it but it’s kinda nice that after over 100 years the two of them can just chill together again#Though that's got me thinking on what new enemies we'll get in the next game#Cause after this I don't think they can justify using the Octarians anymore after showing they aren't really a threat like they were#But that's for later right now we got Splatoon Pride to go to right now#splatoon 3#splatoon#grand fest splatoon#grand festival#cuttletavio#you already know
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Wake up, BurningCheese/GoldenSpice babes, new poorly drawn blorbos just dropped
They look cooler in my head, I swear.
the images didn't show up the first time wtf lol
The kids are finally here, yay. I promised I'd show you them, and I finally stopped being an asshole and followed through. Almost got 200 followers and I'm very grateful for it - really, I'm nobody. I'm just some clown who says dumb stuff and makes dumb memes and writes cringey stories, and yet I convinced almost 200 people to tune in. Thank you all so much, users on here and anons in my inbox alike. As a token of appreciation, you can all endure my rambling about my OCs and witness a person in their early 20s draw like a 12 year old.
The boy is Pepper Jack (or Pepper Jack Cookie). He's the firstborn and older than his sister by a few years. He takes after his mother in a lot of ways, primarily in her appearance (save for nabbing his father's red eyes). He's incredibly bright (and a smartass lol), preferring to think his way out of conflict rather than fight his way out... not that he's above violence at all, if that glaive doesn't give it away lol. He harbors a deep sense of love and loyalty towards his family and his peoples, and carries the weight of his responsibilities and heritage with as much confidence and poise as he can muster. (There are/will be times where he stumbles, of course. He's not perfect. He struggles a lot more than he lets on, really. But he tries his best, for everyone's sake.)
The girl is Matar Paneer (or Matar Paneer Cookie). Again, she's the younger one by a few years. She was all but made in her father's image, save for inheriting her mother's eyes. She's a little firecracker: lively and fun-loving and stubborn as a mule. She doesn't ask "can I have/do this thing", she tells you "I'm going to have/do this thing". Golden is proud as anything to see her daughter be so greedy... until that greed comes into conflict with her and Spice's authority lol. But she's a good kid, despite being such a handful. She has an enormous heart and is not afraid to stand up for others/what's right, and she loves her parents and brother more than anything in the world. She might doubt her own capabilities, she might secretly fear that she's not strong enough to do what she needs to... but she keeps pushing anyway, because she'd honestly choose death over quitting.
Your eyes are not deceiving you, Pepper Jack's wings are blue lol. There's an actual reason for that. And that USO (Unidentified Sitting Object) in Matar Paneer's hair is a lotus (the cheese one in the GCK decor set lol). There's a reason for that, too. I thought it would be cool to give Jack a glaive and swap out the normal blade for that of a khopesh sword (glaives are not Egyptian, they only saw use in Asia and Europe, but I just HAD to give him a glaive), to add that Egyptian touch. Paneer's supposed to be wearing a pattu pavadai, it's a traditional Indian dress for young girls. It's a blouse plus a skirt. She's holding katar, Indian knives (Cilantro Cobra has them, too). And her hair's supposed to be in a low ponytail.
Merchant thinks that if they explain what their terrible drawings are supposed to convey, people will understand their intended vision and the pain will stop
I sat down and did research into both Egyptian and Hindu mythology for the sake of drawing inspiration for them both. I'll explain in detail in another post, but basically: both of them take after one Egyptian god and one Hindu god each. Golden takes after Ra and Spice takes after Shiva, so I figured I'd follow along that line.
Please flood my inbox with questions about them now. I've really been dying to talk about them for ages now. I've drafted extensive character sheets for them both, I even made up in-game descriptions for them lol. They're my little fankid blorbos and I love them :') I hope you all come to love them, too
(Also, I'm sorry they're on lined paper. I'm visiting family rn and that's the only paper my grandmother has in her house. I'd have to drive to a stationery to get printer paper and I'd really rather not drive in this particular country lol (shit roads, even shittier drivers). I'll doodle them on printer paper whenever somebody remembers to bring me some)
#haha spicy cheese and cheesy curry. Get it?#also... when you accidentally indirectly ship Ra x Shiva via making up kids technically born from them lol. Does this count as Old Man Yaoi#(jk I mean no disrespect whatsoever. These gods/faiths are and were important to people and I don't mean to offend)#(I genuinely love learning about other religions and I had fun being inspired by these ones)#(seriously I went ham with this shit. Pepper Jack's birth is based on an Egyptian creation myth lol)#These two have long roads ahead of them. They're going to struggle and get hurt. But they'll pull through and come back better than before#fr please ask me stuff about them. I need an excuse to ramble for 10k words#you can even ask stupid shit like what their favorite color is#I love these two. I feel like their crazy grandma lol#also I have lots of thoughts wrt Spice & Golden as parents and their thoughts/feelings about parenthood#plus their individual relationships with each child#so you can expect me to rant about that too lol#maybe someday Merchant will shut the fuck up#cookie run kingdom#burning spice cookie#golden cheese cookie#burningcheese#goldenspice#cookie run oc#cookie run fankid
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Yk I think a lotta the bill cipher designs out there are definitely underestimating how WEIRD this guy is like. No bro he would not be a suave, put together, sane looking handsome man/thing. Ohhh no bro he gonna look fucking WEIRD and he definitely acts the part in the show. Like the way he talks, the way he carries himself, as much as he’s good in the art of manipulation, he is incredibly off putting about it.
Tbh? This is probably what drew ford in more then anything else. Bill manipulated him yeah- but he was also just so confident in his weirdness- he was ODD and not shy about that idea. He enjoys being odd to humans, he enjoys their discomfort. And ford never had a place to be as odd as he is, as much as he thought gravity falls would provide this refuge- it was ultimately bill. Bill was this big weird off putting refuge from the normal world that ford always craved so dearly.
#terminal old man yaoi#I’m so tired GET THEM OIT OF MY HEADDDD#they won’t LEAVE#tbh??? my ostracized ass?????? falling for all bills stupid tricks immediately#as unfortunate as this is. I understand ford. its so bad bc he’s literally such as asshole but GOD THATS HOW IT IS#like when you can’t connect with ANYONE in ANY significant Fucking Way. the only way to cope without spiraling completely is getting like a#crazy superiority complex. it’s so bad but it’s so real.#like ohhh no one likes me??? what if I act like an egomaniac??#no bro that does NOT make it better😭🙏#luckily I got hella humbled but uh. now it’s the other way. there’s not a good answer for this#gravity falls#standord pines#billford#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy
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When Jaskier's angry or upset, it's always "Don't touch me!" "Get away!" "Hands off!" And then the bard will be gone for hours or days until he calms down.
Now, Geralt understands this kind of reaction. He himself doesn't want to talk to/be around others when he's angry. Much less let anyone touch him. The thing is...Jaskier acting that way never fails to make Geralt feel like shit. Jaskier is usually so affectionate that the sudden cut off is jarring. The first few times it happened, Geralt had been sure that Jaskier was fed up with him and leaving for good.
However, Jaskier always returns. They make amends, and the bard resumes his touchy, affectionate ways.
One day though, they have their worst argument yet. And although he had always come back before, Geralt is certain that this is the time Jaskier will leave forever. If Jaskier walks out that door, Geralt is sure he will never see him again.
So, unthinkingly, Geralt catches the bard's wrist.
Jaskier's eyes widen, panic replaces anger. "Geralt! Let me go! Let me go right now!"
Geralt loosens his grip reflexively in response to Jaskier's panic. Did the bard think the witcher would force him to stay?
He opens his mouth to try to explain.
Only, the world is...spinning? And Geralt's tongue is heavy. And everything is warm. Oh, he feels like he’s going to hurl.
Then, he passes out.
An unknown amount of time later, Geralt wakes. He feels kind of hungover but is otherwise fine. To his relief, Jaskier is sitting at his bedside.
When the bard notices Geralt is awake, he inquires after his health. At Geralt's reassurance that he is fine, Jaskier launched into a tirade about the number of times he had told Geralt "NOT TO TOUCH ME WHEN I’M MAD! AND THAT INCLUDES RIGHT NOW, YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, YOU BASTARD!!!"
Geralt is a bit confused about how Jaskier being mad and his fainting spell are connected.
Two things are revealed:
1) Jaskier is part fae.
2) Some fae become toxic to touch when they are angry or upset. It is a magical trait, so it fades when the anger does. However, it can still be deadly.
This puts some things into perspective. Like how Jaskier, who seems to feel entitled to his emotions/reactions no matter how inappropriate they may be, is very skilled at cooling his temper. Or how, when he does become angry, he chooses verbal slander over physical violence. Or how when there IS a physical fight Jaskier wraps his hands in cloth and tries to use blunt instruments.
Bonus: Geralt tells all of the witchers not to touch Jaskier when he's mad, and Lambert takes that as a challenge.
I LOVE THIS!!!!!! OH MY GOODDDDDD!!! You take the things we spoke about and add onto it like putting glitter on a macaroni art craft, it's beautiful, It's so beautiful, oh my god! Poor Geralt thought his bard was leaving and poor Jaskier has to watch his stupid idiot Witcher touch him, gAH I love it! I want to read a 5k oneshot about it
#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#the witcher#geralt x dandelion#geralt loves his bard!#witcher fanfiction#fanfiction prompts#writing prompts#established relationship#or#getting together#friends to lovers#requited unrequited love#fae jaskier#nonhuman jaskier#inhuman jaskier#Is this what the kids mean when they talk about toxic old man yaoi??#This is a joke please do not tell me about toxic old man yaoi I know#I KNOW#IT WAS A JOKE CAUSE ONE O FHTEM IS TOXIC TO TOCUH AND HTE OTHER IS LIKE A CENTURY OLD#How old IS geralt again i forgor#everyone says hes usually in his 90s#oldass bitch#*kicks him*#boomer!!!#OH MYG OD THATS WHY HE HATES JASKIER SO MUCH IN THE NETFLIX SHOW#BOOMER HUMOR#HE HATES HIS WIFE#GUYS ITS ALL CONNECTED#*gets shot by the fbi for knowing too much*
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Hey does anyone have fic recommendations set during ford's entries in book of bill? I'm having a hard time finding much because the gravity falls tag on ao3 is SOOO congested with the gross parts of the Fandom please help me
#i dont care if its / or & just a cool fic of them and their fucked up situationship#especially if its when theyre in their breakup era with ford battling sleep and bill battling a locked door i NEED THEM#book of bill#gravity falls#bill cipher#ford pines#billford#what who put that tag there#OLD MAN YAOI SAVE ME#ao3#the book of bill
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Wip for my gae cowboy comic :3
#artists on tumblr#art#lgbtq artist#comic art#gay cowboy#web comic#wip#art wip#digital art#i am gay#old man yaoi#me when the bear notices me at the bar#original comic#comic wip#yippee
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I am allowed to draw them soo out of character and somft. As a treat.
#cursed to only draw skin-taker kinda ok when im not taking anything seriously#they have so so many issues making out won't solve but at this point can't make worse.#this is really silly and definitely not canon to me but I do like the idea of them being more on equal grounds in the relationship#they're on my mind#silly weird and violent old men who kiss and make everyones lives worse together#candle cove#skintaker#the skintaker#horace horrible#flf: freaks loving freaks#i took too much benadryl and now im plagued by old pirate man yaois
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