#I can’t even fly lol
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The magic mushrooms flying reindeer story from QI if anyone’s interested (I don’t seem to be able to reblog my previous post with video)
#qi#david tennant#stephen fry#alan davies#bill bailey#lee mack#this is all I was thinking the minute fly agaric was first referred to in Infinite Jest#Just love how David’s sum total of knowledge this whole episode was Beatles trivia and a story about drug addled reindeer#And also a Shakespeare quote (as expected. Do I even have to mention that)(from Macbeth too lol)#If you can’t say I did go back to watch that entire episode#one minute I was engrossed in infinite jest. The next watching a qi ep from 2009
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HAPPY 7 YEARS OF HYPMIC THEYRE CELEBRATING WITH A CAFE
#this is vee speaking#fun fact lol#if i had gotten the chance to ask the seiyuu a question i would have asked about something in relation to seven years of hypmic#but alas i was too far from the mic to even try lol#i bet it’s going to be fun 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i’d love to go lol but i rly can’t afford flying out to places LOL#*runs a sledgehammer thru my walls* KUUKOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS EATING MITARASHI DANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I HOPE HE STABS ME WITH THE STICKS WHEN HES DONE EATING THEM I HOPE THEYRE TASTY AND THAT HE HAS FUN AT THE CAFE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#JYUSHI WITH NAPOLITAN!!!!!!! HITOYA GOT THAT DRANK!!!!!!!!!#I HOPE THEY EAT GOOD
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Saw a fic about vastaya Viktor and if you ask me he’s definitely a bird (or salamander if you wanna super angstify him- cough cough Rio cough).
#dex talks#league of legends#arcane#can apply to both#viktor league of legends#viktor arcane#league vik building himself a second wing so he can finally fly#the bird vastaya weve seen only have 1 wing but I mean vik is vik if he can’t fly naturally he’ll make it himself#he’d also get those cute long ears too so that’s always a bonus#have those sticking out of his metal helmet like two antennas#he could use his wing as a cape like how xayah n rakan do#one naturally clawed hand and the other a powerful prosthetic attuned to his magic bloodline#could make his desire to create robots even more founded in grief as he lives long enough to see suffering never change- at least not-#without interference#as for arcane vik he could be born weaker than most vastaya due to zaun chemicals#maybe have those hollow bones birds do making injuries especially perilous#an ousted loner vastaya family stuck by the fissures and disconnected from their tribe#jayce’s interest in magic particularly sparking viktor’s interest because his vastaya blood has somehow not born him any natural magic#his lack of magic being a reason the council tolerates him because he’s not technically a mage if he can’t use it#or really heimer took pity on vik and used his lack of magic to convince the council he wasn’t dangerous (after already hving to argue-#through him being from zaun)#as a vastaya vik shouldn’t be decaying and dying so rapidly making his desperation to live even stonger#feeling like his entire life was set up for failure and after finally being able to use (hex) magic after secretly trying his whole life#either bird or salamander/gecko like the oovi-kat#meeting rio as an oovi-kat would prolly be even more heartbreaking#they’d have a near literal kinship lol#IDK BRAIN STORMINGGGG THINKING THINKING SO HARD#I’m crazy about league and arcane rn help me lord#plus the vastaya are some of my favorite species of runeterra so…#arcane spoilers
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Not to be dramatic but I’m literally unable to listen to 1d’s music right now
#I could never really listen to night changes#but now??? please get that song away from me#strong??? you and I??? if I could fly?? fireproof?#story of my life???#please i can’t even breathe#like it’s really just the loss of my big part of my teens lol and the realizations that somewhere teenage me exists still#sorry for losing my mind about it
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Dont be angry, Finnula said. Be smart.
#Chapter 23#Kingdom of Ash#Sarah J. Maas#Elide Lochan#Finnula#no spoilers pls first read along w me chapter spoilers in post & tags below w more annotations/quotes/notes/reacts/perspective 3 of 4#The City of Rivers… can Aelin get a City of Fire? cuz that would be cool & Elide already said “fear was another companion it can’t be worse#IT WAS LORCANS SHIRT😭 & he cared so much he lied so she’d use it from Gavriel/Rowan😭 OH ELORCAN😭😭😭#Yet this place seemed like a paradise. WHATS REAL? is it a Maeve illusion… but it sounds lovely; like Rowan could just fly around😭#Pink and blue flowers draped from windowsills; little canals wended between some of the streets ferrying people in bright long boats.#And though a good dose of fear would aid in her cover too much would spell her doom. -smart clever spy gal Annabeth Chase would be proud#And this city Rowan had told Elide had been built from stone to keep Brannon or any of his descendants from razing it to the ground.#when u know ur evil cuz you had to build in a backup plan for the day Brannons peeps eventually come to shut that shit down… my poor Aelin#Elide fought the limp that grew with each step farther into the city--farther away from Gavriel's magic… or Lorcan’s👀😭🖤🤨#okay Elide I see your mirror mirror Aos moves with the berry listen and compact trick she can do it with a broken heart#cycle. She hadn't been able to find the words anyway. Not with what it would crumple in her chest to even think them. WELL NOW IM CRUMPLED#As if she'd been weeping for weeks… yeah that fits the KoA vibes#But it wasn't the reflection she wanted to see. But rather the square behind her. — BRILLIANT QUEEN — lol thx Lorcan for having a mirror#if only anything could be a witch mirror then they could all cell chat and communicate cause the travel time in this one is rough#she was merely staring into a compact mirror no more than a self-conscious girl trying to fix her frazzled appearance — she is the best spy#A girl trying to muster some dignity. Let them see what they wanted to see-A girl far out of her element in this lovely well-dressed city#cornflower blue ALWAYS THESE SHADES#her golden-brown skin shone with an inner light. Her eyes were soft with kindness. And concern.#had always made them foolishly off guard and eager to get away. To tell her what she needed to know. — funny 2 watch Elide do this after HoF#The sort of voice Elide had always imagined great beauties possessing the sort of voice that made men fall all over themselves.#Cairn. One of the males swore; the other scanned Elide from head to toe. But the two females had gone still. — agreed he’s the worst#the portrait of hope—yeah child’s right cause no—Elide always naming people—If you escaped Cairn don't go looking for him again.—true#Cairn is blood-sworn to our queen. Still makes him a prick TRUTH — doesn’t need to be a far to catch the lie — WHERE IS SHE DAMNIT#She was about to do it again wheen… The dark-haired beauty from the tavern was standing behind her. — SHIT#Maeve was not in Doranelle. How long would that remain true? Had to make the next performance count. — how many had she done this already?🥹😭
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Welcome back Holly, I hope you’re doing well!! You mentioned starting some fics, would you mind giving us a sneak peek?? 👀
hii, i’m not sure if i’m “back” yet, i think we should reserve that for when i’m actually posting ㅠㅠ as for how i’m doing, i’m doing… somehow?? idk it’s neither good nor bad, i’m just existing atm
but yeah i’m happy to talk about my drafts (it’s my default setting lol), i’ll try getting everything together that i’ve already started (and maybe some multi chapter ideas i’ve been plotting) ^^;
feel free to ask more questions about them or maybe prod me for snippets :]
Crushing Kisses, Ace version [same prompt as the first part (ft. riddle, jamil, vil, idia)]
ace x gn!reader [~50% of the first draft done]
⇢ kissing your friend aka your crush
A Twisted Pokémon AU [twst x pokémon au]
⇢ Welcome to Night Raven College! The students gathered here have all been chosen for their outstanding talents where Pokémon are involved, be that battling, researching or developing useful gadgets. I can say with reasonable certainty they are the nation’s elite! But first things first, what would your name be?
Barbarian Bakugo One-Shot
barbarian! bakugo x gn! fae! reader [first draft finished but no editing or proofreading down yet]
⇢ The Fair Folk and the Barbarians of the Dragonrider Clan have never had much common ground, even back in the day when they were still peaceful neighbours. […]
Bnha x Hades AU
rn mainly young god! shouto x gn! reader
⇢ young god! shouto, with a burning hatred for his father, lord of the underworld. […] the prince knows his father won’t just let him leave the underworld, the scar covering his face a grim reminder of when he first tried. but, really, he should have known it would only make shouto try harder to reach the surface, and thereby his mother.
Solomon Drabble
solomon x gn! reader
⇢ leaving lipstick kisses on him
Spider-Man AU
spider-man! childe x gn! reader
⇢ an encounter with the city’s most infamous hero makes your heart torn between your college crush and the masked vigilante
Ningguang/Beidou Drabble
⇢ ningguang x gn!/fem! reader x beidou (there’s not actually much of a plot here yet, i just suddenly found these paragraphs in my docs…)
Isekai AU
prince! atsumu x isekai’d! reader [10k written but i want to scrap all of it tbh]
⇢ a sarcastic comment and run-in with a truck land you in the world of a visual novel you had been reading. do you have what it takes to make your promise come true?
i think those are all the fics i already wrote something for (that are worth mentioning) and here are some more multi-chapter fics i’m plotting (obviously i have no snippets for these yet)
aventurine x gn! reader
⇢ your pretty co-worker hides a very big secret
knight! childe x royalty! reader [angst]
⇢ how much would you risk to be with the one you love?
merman! [character] x gn! reader
⇢ In your home town it was customary to throw a bottled letter into the ocean on the night before your birthday, believing the waves will return your wishes to you when the time is right. Despite being sceptical of the tradition, you go along with it, only to find yourself in the most unexpected pen pal situation. Unbeknownst to you, however, the other side has been courting you [for a while now]. And you’ve been accepting.
if you made it all the way down here, wow thank you!! and again, feel free to ask about any of these or tell me how much you’d beg me to write one of them jshshhs
#┊✩彡 divine correspondence ♡#┊✩彡 unsigned letter ♡#i’m omitting certain details to keep some suspense and surprise (even if i don’t think a lot of people will read this)#i also have two original ideas flying around#but i won’t talk about those lol#diagnosis: starting too many drafts#there’s so many one-shots and drabbles not even worth mentioning here ㅠㅠ#but yeah let me know if anything piques your interest here#in my mind they’re all a+ ideas jshshhs (now i just need to get them on a page)#(also if you can’t tell summaries with correct capitalisation are proper ones; all lowercase ones are ones i just made up)#(this may or may not be related to me omitting details…)
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omgggggg why did I not know that after this next week I have a whole week off lol
#time is flying and I can’t keep up but omg then it’ll be December and I get TWO weeks off for that#why have I not even thought about breaks omg major teacher perks lol
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The Daily Mail is full of shit always and I rarely give them clicks because they are nothing but clickbait but unfortunately this is an unintentionally hilarious bit of innuendo that made me chuckle 💀

Also: don’t believe anything they actually say they’re just comedians lmao
#their source: twitter fans lmao#does anyone even know where Taylor is? i thought the point of people’s anxiety was that she hasn’t been seen anywhere#wouldn’t have Travis been flying with his team anyway like how much time in the day would they have spent together were she there lol#(I’m not saying this to stoke the stalking I’m saying it to poke holes in the quote to show dm is terrible journalism lol)#in all seriousness i can’t imagine how frustrating it must be for the seedier corners of the internet to constantly question your motives#or the validity of your relationships#i know they’re mostly offline and avoid the noise as much as possible#but it just sucks that it exists and they have to block it out in the first place
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tri-state area moots… i’m coming to haunt you. 😇

#not NOW lol but in a couple years hopefully#did you know my new york playlist is literally 14 hrs long… that’s a lot of songs just to express how i feel about a city#could fly all the way from europe to nyc and not even finish listening to the playlist#but yeah! let’s do this shit#also my mom still thinks that my life will fall apart if i don’t live near my sister lmao so this is best she can get#she keeps making me go to toronto this summer to hang out with my sister lol#so anyway another reason i must move is bc i can’t wait for the tannies to come to europe anymore 🤗#i must invade their 2nd biggest (if not their biggest) market 🤗#ya hath been warned#ok no one cares kbye#jen rambles
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#I’m so sad I missed crab day 😭#it was my great grandmothers 90th birthday party today and we were expected to be there#we had no excuse not to be#even my cousin from France was there and she had to fly with her 3 kids under 5 without her husband#I had to show up with my own 3 under 5#it was a very long day and although the kids were AMAZING during the party you can only expect good behavior from a toddler for so long#i will say that having kids is an excellent buffer against uncomfortable conversations with family#so sorry uncle but I can’t continue this conversation right now because I need to nurse the baby#everyone understands and leaves you alone and you get as much quiet time as you need to take#one day I’ll need to find my personality again but for right now I have an excuse to break away from the intensity of a 75 person party#also because of covid there were so many new little kids that have never had a chance to meet#my kids were thrilled that there were so many other little ones to play with#it’s really fun being parents to the next generation of littles in the family!#I finally feel like I’ve graduated to the adult table lol#I’m 28 it had to happen some time
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#I’m trying to find a therapist#having never been to therapy#and if fucking sucks#if your goal is to help people then maybe have a staff that have varied time tables#so you can actually help people who work M-F 8-5?#I cannot constantly ask off work to go to therapy sessions each week#so you have to have some slots in the evening or on a weekend#what the fuck are all these goddman people smoking that makes them think#that me asking that would fly at work?#we’re in a goddman deep red state and I work at a blue collar place#I don’t even want to tell anyone here that I’m CONSIDERING therapy#you think I’m gonna pop up to the managers and be like: lol yeah I need to leave early each day to go to therapy#what goddman fairytale are these people living in?#(i keep having to type out the humiliating fucking emails to different offices#trying to find just the right balance between: enough info to help them consider who might be open to seeing me vs#over sharing with whatever admin runs the goddman email account for the center#I’m furious and pissed and just not taking the: no we can’t help you rejections well#too many more of these and I’m saying fuck it#that’s the problem with goddman therapy and doctors and shit#they talk about wanting to help people but being asked to work weekend is just too big an ask#I am angry and absolutely loosing my shit DO NOT even try to say: well think about it from their perspectives#I am too goddman mad right now#)
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Me at 2 am after listening to the entire Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

#was live tweeting while listening#got chills when Sparks Fly’s rock instrumentals played I LOST MY BREATH EVEN MORE#enchanted is sooo much more magical now#still can’t get over how she changed the infamous mattress lyric in Better than Revenge#innocent aged like milk if you know you know#foolish one is literally the perfect song for those who are in or survived situationships lol#taylor swift#enyo chat
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why drive so long? is it cause airfare is so expensive?
My family went to Disney world for a little trip 🥰
And we drove for a few different reasons I guess
#yes mainly cause the airfare is so expensive#and we are already spending so much ya know#also my parents haven’t flown in ages#and I guess I haven’t either?#haven’t flown since like senior year of high school I think?? so 2016 🤦🏽♀️#so my parents are super anxious to fly#they’ve heard awful stories about people having to sleep at the airport or lost luggage or whatever#we did this same trip last year and after we got back we kept saying ‘next time we are going to fly’#and then when it came around again they were talking driving again and I’m like ?????? but why lol#at least we got a renter car so there is a lot more room#it just takes so damn long#also going back to the money thing - I heard that they charge you for all the random shit too.#like if you want to sit next to your party or who you’re coming with?#yeah that’s extra#everything is just so damn expensive#you don’t even wanna know how much I fucking spent on food alone at Disney#I was sitting alright on money#now I am not#and it was all on FOOD#I didn’t buy really anything fun or for me#cause I was spending so much money on food already#like I’m talking in the hundredS#can’t imagine how expensive it is for a whole family omg#ive been super sleepy so far so maybe ill end up sleeping the entire way back lol#ask#anon#<< meant to post this before I fell asleep ooopsies
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You should definitely write for Vi bc oml she’s so fine 😮💨
DO U EVEN KNOW THE WAY IM TWEAKIN OVER HER like omfg. my poor moots getting bombarded with fucking piles of edits upon edits of her and my thirsty comments...yeah...i gotchu, you don't needa ask me twice ♡ tbh feel like this is one of the better short smutty thingies i've written, lol. it was really fun.
nsfw drabble—dom!vi + spit kink. originally i was gonna make this three smaller blurbs, but decided to just smash em all into one longer drabble situation. cw: praise, bossy vi, finger sucking (r! receiving), oral (v! receiving), vi bush mention RAHHHH, yapping... yk how it is by now. + 1.1k wc.
you were gazing up at her with watery eyes, kneeling by vi's seated form, trying your hardest to ignore the deafening ache between your thighs.
vi is loving, and she knows how to treat you well. she always provides you with tons of care and happiness, however—she also possesses a dirty side to her.
a bandaged hand swipes at the bottom of your chin, her thumb prodding at your pursed lips. there was a smirk playing on her scarred lips, her powder-blue eyes twinkling with pure lust at the scenario playing out before her.
“open.” she says roughly, and who are you to deny her? you were willing to take anything she'd give you, so you obediently part your lips, allowing her to fully push her digit inside your hot mouth.
almost instinctively, your puffy lips wrap around her thumb and you begin to suck, your eyes rolling ever so slightly at the taste of her salted skin. she hums, “atta girl—keep going. just like that, until i say you can stop, alright?” you open your eyes and nod in approval, wishing to commit her expression to memory.
see, vi wasn't one of those mean, degrading doms with an icy exterior who get off on hurting you an excessive amount, and in moments like this where she's got you in a position of submission under her, her natural “switchiness” peeks through. you see it in the way her throat bobs as she swallows, her unsteady, shallow breathing coming out in rasps, and the distinct furrow in her flaming brows while she struggles to maintain eye contact. regardless, you both enjoy toying around with various dynamics, she makes it fun.
you get lost in a daydream while staring into her eyes, but are startled out of it when she strongly presses down on your wet tongue, and pushes her thumb further inward until you gag.
it surprises you, but you know she would never overdo things. tears well up in your eyes, their presence only widening her voracious grin.
then she soothes, her now-soft voice caressing your ears, “exactly, just like that. good job, baby. you're so perfect f'me—yeahhh.” she continues rolling her thumb around your wet muscle, every so often dragging the pad of her finger over the ridges of your teeth, then pushing experimentally up against the roof of your mouth.
saliva has been gathering all this time, and she hasn't given you a moment to swallow it, so it dribbles out of your mouth and down your chin, decorating your chest as it slides down your skin, leaving a trail of goosebumps along its path.
her face gets impossibly redder as she observes the sight, still while playing with—rather, using—your mouth. her movements speed up a touch, and she triggers your gag reflex once more before abruptly stopping. she pulls her hand out of your mouth with a pop, and throws her head back as she tries to steady her breathing. “you're so fuckin’ hot, god—i can't.”
you smile up at her, reveling in her break of character and being pleased with yourself. she's panting, and examines her hand; it's shiny and dripping with your spit, she's mesmerized by the sparkle it emits in the low light. her periwinkle eyes gloss over and suddenly there's a flash of fabric flying by, and you realize she has undressed herself in one fluid motion, throwing everything on her bottom half across the room. she’s so desperate, you can’t help but sneer at her horny distress, even though technically you were the one being overpowered.
your eyes drop, meeting a wild tangle of vermillion and crimson, her muscular thighs separating east and west to make space for you.
she leans back and gently nudges your head towards her tender, drooling core, her chest heaving at the way you're just melting under her touch. turning to jelly, you let her guide you where she wants. needs.
vi groans quietly, her breath hitching, “c'mon angel, you know what to do.” and you very much did. with her assistance, you advance and bury your face in her center, tongue finding her scarlet pearl—twitching and ready for you to obliterate.
you flick, you suck, and you moan at the heavenly taste of her essence, revel in the noises she's producing above you. she pulls you further in, bucking her hips frantically to chase your skilled mouth. you push your tongue inside her quivering hole as far as it'll go, taking as much of her in your mouth as you can, and ignoring the lack of oxygen you're experiencing—you would be more than pleased if you were lucky enough to die this way.
she's watching you intently through half-lidded eyes, chewing on her rosy lips. when you meet her gaze from in between her legs, her face contorts and she releases a guttural whine, more slick leaking from her and filling your hard-at-work mouth.
her grip on your hair tightens and her abs tense, providing you with an image that's worthy of a climax just on its own. her head falls back, her lips parting to allow for pretty, high pitched and pathetic pleas to grace your ears. “ple—please baby, just like that. you're so fuckin' good, don't you dare stop—ah!”
without any warning she makes a vulgar mess of your face, the vice grip on your crown causing you to wince, but just as she requests, you don't dare move.
you tilt your head to get a better angle, practically making out with her swollen pussy. you drink up her cum, the near-sickly sweetness clouding your mind, coating your thoughts in a drunken haze.
the high is rippling through her at such an intensity her loud moans are replaced with pornographic whimpers, the sensations utterly ruining her. she squirms and arches, caging your head between her thighs until she gasps.
"hah—okay, okay, oh—fuck.” she stutters while she pushes you away, the tremor in her body evident. you sit back and examine your work, feeling proud of yourself, her fucked-out condition proving you did a good job.
she's sprawled on the bed like a starfish, still trying to slow her racing heart but manages to chuckle, basking in the aftershocks of a mind-melting session.
her words are slurred, yet satisfied. “did so good, that was so good…love your mouth s'much babe.”
you guffaw, and throw at her through chuckles, “i know, i am the best.” that sends her into a fit of giggles as well, and once she's calmed down she confirms.
“yeah, you really are.”
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leave it to me to rewatch top gun maverick and immediately have a mental breakdown mourning my possible career in aviation
#the thing is that i was seriously considering it for about a year (even talked to a few folks here who are army pilots)#but realised our country has it pretty different#and that i can’t gamble everything on the assumption that my sight won’t get a bit worse#like. i’m really happy with what i chose and i’ve been very solid on that for almost a year now#but fuck i don’t think that feeling will ever go away completely#cause i feel so at home up there in the sky whenever we fly anywhere and there’s nothing quite like it#so here i am sadly scrolling the usaf website (and i’m not even american lol) and torturing myself#why are brains like this#noodle rambles#top gun#top gun: maverick
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Could you draw that "I trust you" scene with Mabel and Stan but with the relativity AU? (The stan twins and pine twins swap ages au)
OF COURSE, I WILL GLADLY DRAW THEM!!! 💥💥💥
I’m gonna post a long winded thesis about my thoughts on this AU, my take on the AU, and two additional arts under the cut because ooooh boy it’s a tad bit long lol. Also, please please forgive the formatting, I’m writing this all on the fly and it’s extremely disjointed, sorry- 💥
I know there’s the ‘canon’ Relativity AU designs and character dynamics, however I don’t really like them that much ngl. I feel like it mostly just ends up with ‘Mabel and Dipper get switched with Stan and Ford with no nuances once so ever’ and that BLOWS!!! There’s so much potential there and no one is playing with it!! YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN HAVE MABEL PRETENDING TO BE DIPPER, WHATS THE POINT????
Not only that but I feel like making Dipper and Mabel’s dynamic just Ford and Stan’s when they’re adults is a HUGE simplification of their characters. Like, Mabel and Dipper fight, but they don’t fight like Stan and Ford, they’re not as hard headed and stubborn. Mabel would commit some crimes yes, but I don’t believe she would get into some of the heavy shit Stan had in his past. I refuse to believe Mr. Dipper ‘Undiagnosed Anxiety Disorder’ Pines would fall for Bill’s flattery as easily as Ford did.
The Pines Twins are very different from the Mystery Twins. Mabel and Dipper didn’t grow up with a father constantly comparing the two and pinning them against each other, outright telling one kid they’ll always be a failure while the other is going to have the burden of making their family rich. They never had that tension. They wouldn’t be walking on eggshells around eachother as adults.
I know that makes the concept sound boring to some, ‘Where’s the fun in the AU if you take away the sibling fighting’. You cowards, you can still have it, young Stan and Ford are RIGHT THERE. During the second half of the show when Dipper comes back through the portal, instead of having the older set of twins, something that doesn’t male sense with their characters, have a building tension that’s going to explode soon and keep it between Stan and Ford, don’t take it away from them. If anything, I think taking away the resentment and anger growing between the two and giving it to Mabel and Dipped is a butchering of all the characters.
Sure that means some of the episodes would have to change or be completely erased, but that’s fine!!! Make up some new ones!!! Get silly with it!!!
Mabel and Dipper talk about feelings, Stan and Ford don’t. Mabel and Dipper can’t stay mad at each other, Stan and Ford will try and stay mad for decades because being angry is easier than being upset.
In my idea of this AU that fight at the end of Weirdmageddon HAS to be between Stan and Ford, and Stan HAS to still be the one getting his memories erased.
💥 Post Not-What-He-Seems Relativity AU Rambling Below 💥
Dipper is a paranoid man, fool him once you’re never going to fool him again. He would never in a million years ever work with Bill again. Ford however is an extremely lonely child, both he and his brother are desperate for any type of positive attention. I think Bill would see him as a potential protege, especially since Ford is a ‘freak’ like he is and the kid is extremely smart for his age. He’s malleable, Bill probably thinks he could shape him uo to be the perfect lackey.
Ford, being the lonely kid he is, probably does fall for the praise initially. He craves attention and Bill pushes all the right buttons and says all the right words, tries and gains his trust even if time has proven again and again that he shouldn’t be trusting the demon.
The tension between the Stan Twins would grow after Grunkle Dipper comes back because Ford is upset that Stan didn’t listen to him (even if it was for the best that he did) and that Grunkle Dipper forgave Graunty Mabel so easily because if Ford was in those shoes he wouldn’t have. It grows more and more as Ford becomes distant and Stan tries to connect with his brother to no avail. Which, of course, comes to a boiling point when Ford says he’s going to stay in Gravity Falls and learn under Grunkle Dipper. Stan is rightfully upset. He can’t go back to New Jersey by himself. It’s always just been the two of them, he needed Ford, he couldn’t handle school or their father by himself. He can’t be alone.
Unlike Mabel who just wanted one more day of summer, Stan wishes that he wouldn’t be alone, which indirectly causes Weirdmaggendon.
Stan’s prison bubble would probably be a fake New Jersey-esc town full of a bunch of little Stans running around. Town O’ Stan. A place where no Stan is left behind.
Ford says some nice words to Stan there to get him outta there but there is still this intense tension between the two.
During the Cipher Wheel Ford is the one who tackles Stan. The two fight, whining out hurtful words neither of them mean and only stop when Bill shows up and captures them. Graunty Mabel and Grunkle Dipper run off and distract Cipher in hopes that they can keep the attention on themselves long enough that their great nephews could come up with a plan to escape.
The younger twins don’t find a way out and instead, finally, have an actual talk about their feelings, one that definitely ends up in tears as the two talk about the pressure that’s put on them or how worthless they feel. After that the boys get a rush of determination to escape when Stanley has a plan. Ford immediately hates the plan but Stan insists that they do it, in his own words, ‘Let me prove I can do something right for once.’
When Bill comes back and threatens to kill either Mabel or Dipper just for the hell of it, Ford calls out that he’d like to make a deal.
He wants to work with Bill, let Bill into his mind willingly. Bill immediately jumps on that offer. Ford is a promising young kid, perfect henchmaniac potential, not to mention it would absolutely devastate Dipper is his great nephew willingly turned to Bill’s side.
He goes into Ford’s head, revealing Stanley just in time to reveal that he was trapped, panicking as he was erased with a swift left-hook along with a kid who was happy to prove he was good for something after all.
Everyone was devastated after Weirdmaggedon of course, a child had his mind completely wiped. Stanford took it the worst, he just managed to finally break down those words that others built in his head, that he was too good for Stanley or that he didn’t need a knucklehead like him dumbing down his brain, and now his brother was gone. Just like that.
We all know what happens after this, Stan gets his memory back, everyone celebrates and the Stan twins are sent home, promising each other that they’ll never let anyone try and tear them apart ever again. Dipper and Mabel stay at the shack, after all, all they could ever want is there, where else could they possibly go?
Sorry this was… extremely rambly and long, I am extremely tired and can’t think straight I have a bunch more ideas and concepts so if anyone’s desperately wants to hear them just ask I guess, sorry you read this dumb of ass essay haha 💥
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