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#this is just me venting so I don't have a breakdown at work#but. fuck.#I hate bureaucracy#and I hate the stupid fucking parking ticket I got#and now it's STILL fucking me over#and I might not get to go to australia#and that is the ONE THING#that I've been looking forward to for OVER A YEAR#it is. the entire reason I went to my college#and I've been planning for MONTHS#and if I get fucked over and it gets messed up#I legitimately do not know what I'll do with myself#I missed the deadline for a spring semester at home#I already paid some of my tuition#it's not the end of the world but I genuinely don't know what more to do to fix it#I called fucking everybody#and NOBODY could do JACK FUCKING SHIT#'oh check our website' BITCH I'LL KILL YOU#JUST TELL ME IF I CAN PAY YOU MONEY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN FASTER#OR IF I CAN DO ANY OTHER FUCKING THING#BECAUSE I AM AT MY WITS FUCKING END AND I JUST WANT THINGS TO WORK OUT
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One of the best things about Disco Elysium by far is that it does not fear ugly women. The world is full of ugly men, but ugly women are so hard to come by.
#I'm not calling the characters ugly btw#i don't believe any one can be ugly#i do not care for beauty standards and thus i don't rank people based on how “ugly” or “pretty” they are#but the characters in DE do not meet the conventional beauty standards and look like actual people with unique faces#and thus would be considered “ugly”#and that is so important to me. i go feral whenever media represents how people look like in real life and not how they look like in the#fictional parallel universe where everyone is a model and where a majority of the movies take place#because irl you don't have to be a model to be desirable#the most attractive man in any video game I've ever played has a receding hairline and a big nose and thick glasses and a small chin#and not only is representing realistic people. just good. in general. but it makes the character of Dolores Dei stand out so much more which#works for the game so well. she's barely human. she's a deity- a myth- a legend. the only version that exists of her now is the one with#glowing lungs. she's perfectly beautiful because she's inhuman. the fact that everybody else looks so human only highlights how inhuman she#has become yk?#if everyone was as conventionally attractive as her then she wouldn't stand out. we wouldn't get why she's so special.#disco elysium#disco elysium analysis#media analysis#beauty standards#this is only one aspect of how this game portrays real people btw. as someone interested in character design this just immediately stood out#to me#the first time i noticed it was when i first met garte and the second time was when i met ruby because neither are conventionally desirable#oh my fucking god the nerds who complain about a woman with a model face having body hair in a video game would perish if they played this#mainstream game/movie studios catering to western masses could never
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as an eddie girl who loves buddie and enjoys bucktommy, one of the best things to come out of the tommy and eddie hate is how many of you have exposed yourselves for being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, classist, elitist, and bigoted motherfuckers ✨🫧
#no but for real. calling tommy the walmart eddie? let’s break this down first#claiming tommy is the walmart eddie to express your hatred for tommy is also expressing your distaste for eddie#using walmart as a negative description is classiest and elitist and racist#but i don’t expect any of you privileged fucks to think about the connotations of your words#we know you hate poor people. we know you hate poc. we know you hate tommy. we know you hate eddie.#we know you hate women. we know you hate kink. we know you hate stuff that makes you uncomfortable.#this is another example of the shit you say about fictional characters#carrying over into the real world and impacting real people#are you an ally and a friend or are you trying so hard to prove you aren’t conservative that you’ve gone far right again?#just some questions for questions for everybody to get their cobweb brains working <:#amanda talks
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made some sprite edits with loop in @ghostlightfic
there's also another one under the cut that i made yesterday but i did it on my phone and it saved all blurry lmao
i like the ones i made today a lot more, but this one might as well be included
#2024#isat ghostlight#isat loop#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#sprite edit#yes i DID have to do loop's fucked up grin from the prologue!#i hope everybody has a nice night/day mwah#edit: i initially called the fourth one a midway point in loop transforming but that's not canon to gl#in the fic it's just an immediate switch#but loop can still glow and spark so y'know close enough
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lestat being both french and italian explains everything, because there is actually nothing wrong with him, he's just like that.
#there is nothing we could have done to prevent this tragic event 😔#everybody calling him their beautiful bpd princess as if being emotionally dysregulated and dramatic as fuck isn't the most ita/fr combo#he took “les francais sont des italiens de mauvaise humeur/les italiens sont des francais de bonne humeur” way too seriously#now i need him to tell me every single thoughts he has ever had on every single rivalry between france and italy#(pop culture/football/history/art.. EVERYTHING)#because i just know that he has the most extreme opinions over the stupidest shit ever (rightfully so)#me strapping him to a chair to ask him if he heard the iconic “materazzi ha fatto goal ridateci la gioconda”#and what are his thoughts about the gioconda situation in general#i need an interview with that vampire#both a real interview and a “daniel molloy in the 70's” type of interview#but that's for another day#do i find him highly unlikeable and would kill him without ever regretting it? yes#do i still want to peg him? yeah#c'est la vie#lestat de lioncourt#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv
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hey. when cis society is oppressing a trans man, what he is experiencing is. In Fact. misogyny. i'm sorry i know none of us like to be reminded of our agab, and it hurts whenever people perceive you as the wrong gender. but a cis person hate-criming, assaulting, verbally abusing, etc, a trans man is not doing "transandrophobia" because they do not perceive him as a man.
they perceive him as a woman failing at her gender, as a woman who has been seduced and lied to and manipulated because women are so easily led astray, just like it says in the bible. they perceive him as a woman who has been mutilated. they perceive him as a dyke that needs to be fixed. if they are hate-criming him because they *do* perceive him as a man, because he passes well enough they aren't thinking he could be trans, then they're doing so out of homophobia, perceiving him as a gay man, a pervert, a sissy, a danger to children. OR, they are being transphobic but specifically because they think he might be transfeminine instead. when cis society oppresses a trans woman, they are able to do it on multiple levels at once. She's a woman failing at her gender, a dyke that needs to be fixed. Or she's an evil and grotesque crossdressing pervert, a rude caricature, a danger to polite society. she will never be doing enough to escape oppression entirely, no matter if she gets every surgery she can and wears makeup every day and passes perfectly, because she lives under a patriarchy, and she's a woman, so she lives in a panopticon, and HAVING to get surgery and wear make-up to be respected IS oppression, especially if the alternative is being hate-crimed.
trans women (and trans men who pass) are not experiencing "transandrophobia" when a 'queer women and nbs" event turns them away at the door for being too masculine. they are. IN FACT!! experiencing the byproducts of misogyny in a patriarchy!!! where the terfs and coward cis women running those events and occupying those spaces have been taught (sometimes through experience, sometimes by men, sometimes by women) throughout life that men = stronger and more dangerous than women ALWAYS. That they need to protect themselves at all times and always be vigilant. That men and women can't be friends without sexual tension (and so as queer women the mere existence of what they perceive as a "man" is a threat). That women need a separate sports league because they can't possibly compete with someone who has even a little bit "extra" (an unquantifiable amount actually because there isn't a standard range) testosterone. That women should cook and men should fix cars. i promise you, i promise i promise i promise. it's misogyny. like!!! you don't say cis gay men experiences "androphobia", bc that's not a thing!! you sound like fucking mens rights activists guys please! you don't say a black man experiences "misandrynoir"!! because living in a patriarchy fundamentally means men do not experience oppression based on their gender. its not happening. shut the fuck up. stop walking us back to 2014 can we please take a step forward and stop bitching about this. there are genuine issues in the world and i'm frankly sick of people who should be smarter than that needing to be gently hand-held through this fucking explanation for the millionth time and still stomping their feet.
#cw transmisogyny#cw discourse#cw transphobia#longterm tme mutual pissed me the fuck off bye#everybody else gets to read this now#if you still don't get it idk maybe go stick your head down a toilet and flush#that might help#its so fucking simple stop drinking terf koolaid#if u are transmasc and have experienced transphobia i'm really sorry that happened to you.#and if calling it 'transandrophobia' makes u feel less dysphoric then whatever fine#but its not like. a systemic issue.#pls understand that#transmisogyny is a systemic issue we should be talking about. because misogyny is a systemic problem we have not yet solved.#i hope i never have to talk about this again#lmk if i should tag it as anything else#or if i've worded anything in a way that should be corrected
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i love stretch marks so fucking much they're so fucking pretty
#always#n everywhere#n on everybody#and this is coming from a person with a lot of them lmao#i fucking adore themmmm#and i truly do not understand anybody who says that they have smth against them#??????????#scars stretch marks birthmarks moles give me everything#and yeah i get insecure abt them sometimes too#i have a lot of ALL of those lmao#but idk then i think abt how they're a part of you#in a way they're what make you YOU#like god wouldn't it be so fucking boring if we all just had glass skin and just fucking looked the same???????????????#we're all human and scars and stretchmarks and everything else just show that#i love you stretchmarks i love you scars i love you birthmarks#yk if i say birthmarks in my head moles count under that too bc that's literally what they're called here lmao#i tried to count my moles once and i swear it was like over 150 or smth#sahgdghadhgsaghdhgashgd#anyway#yeah#ily#mayor of loserville
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Me: bookmarks an amazing series with realistic themes of both a loving marriage faced with a life time of separation, the loniness of war, and what was happening on Calypso's island
Me:great!! This series has everything I love it so much
Me, with every chapter that updates: Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Me: after this last chapter left staring at a blank wall for five minutes with my heart races almost unable to comprehend how horrific and fucked up the newest chapter was, feeling like I just watched an actual literal horror movie: holy shit I'm actually legitimately so scared right now what the fuck
#Ao3#Fanfics#epic the musical#the odyssey#odysseus#Calypso#Tw: that time Calypso kept odysseus as a sex slave for seven years#Slow burn but evil and fucked up#Dead dove do not eat#Anyway the fic is called ten years of war ten years to come home#Everybody go read it immediately but also definitely practice self care with this one folks#Im#I have to be at work in ten minutes I'm so fucked up from this what the fuck#Ive marathoned actually horror movies with less of reaction than this what the fuck
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woe mafukasa be upon ye
#mafukasa#pjsk#prsk#project sekai#everybody say thank you cali for calling with me because its the only time i draw on paper AMEN#dont ask whats going on with their clothes i DONT know#(draws them in my clothes) idk what theyre fucking wearing#im posting this to weed anyone who isnt playing my gacha game gender chess out. these two are eating all the pieces#this isnt scanned im too lazy rn smiles
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one (understandably) underappreciated thing about madara is that he's one of the oldest characters in the series,,,, yet even when he's literally a wrinkly old caveman on life support he never switches from using ore to using washi.
almost every other old man character uses washi, and even some of the ones that barely qualify as middle-aged (mr raikage sir you are 47???? hashirama and tobirama are even worse; you cannot tell me either of them made it past 35)
meanwhile madara's all "whatever i'm gonna get revived anyway i don't have to change shit"
#naruto#naruto shippuden#uchiha madara#i know naruto gets a lot of shit for calling everybody old#but in his defense so many characters talk like it????#like if you're gonna use washi around naruto i think it's fair for him to start calling you occhan or whatever#g-d grant me madara's level of delusional self-confidence lmao#japanese#i don't remember him ever using washi ever. and neither did obito when he made the switch from tobi to darth vadara#also this is unrelated but what the fuck is going on with obito's legs#that is not where his knee(s) should be i'm pretty sure
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MY PART FROM THE REANIMATED FLASHBACK!!!!!!
#THSC#the henry stickmin collection#im on call with everybody i also had a storm rattle teh fuck out of my windows during the premiere i thought as earthquake came LMAOOOOOOOO#its was awsul holy shit we're all winding down now#scriboozles#charles calvin#thsc
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Me: BRING BACK SECOND SELECTION SLURSAGI BACK ON THE FIELD GODDAMIT.
#everybody fucking losing their minds on this answer by kaneshiro#like wdym he's always been aggressive since second selection#he called barou a retad because he is being a bitch on the pitch#funny af#i miss slursagi on the field#bring him back there to make things interesting on the pitch once again#not with those dumbass flirty lines to his rivals#blue lock#bllk#isagi yoichi#everything about second selection is top tier and that includes slursagi as well
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something about this video permanently altered the timeline, like this video dropped and i just knew… without her we would not be living in this beautiful gay we know you know timeline
#everybody say thank you dan and phil massive pizza mukbang#this post ii era was fucking crazy. the closet was air i KNEW they were ab to come out but if i said that i’d be called insane#it was wild#AND HERE WE ARE#dan and phil
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‼️BEN HARGREEVES ‼️
girl is he in prison? he looks like he's doing visiting hours
who else would be in prison (🤡klaus🤡) or maybe it's a facility of some sort.
his little plastic bag, he's bringing gifts to his friends. I'm lost on this one. my immediate thought was prison
also hello squiddy
I freaking love the tentacles omg also Ben turned into a little murder baby this season. he's so hyped and has a zest for life (not others tho)
Ben Hargreeves the half squid man thing you are I'm intrigued to see what you'll do next
also he flung a soldier here so have they drafted in the army to stop the squid or is it something deeper? aka vietnam.
#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#ben hargreeves#the tentacles are here and in control#they have never been used enough so here we go everybody#yay eldrich creature called gerald#fuck it up Gez! i believe in you#murder baby ben is here to thrive#but yeah im thinking prison ngl like he's visiting not a prisoner because there isn't any uniform
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I gave myself a writing challenge and I am fascinated by it
So basically I put the robins in a randomizer to give them a new order/role (because I just...kinda wanted to see what would happen + I like role-reversal AUs) and got results that are giving me a fucking brain blast.
Stephanie, the first sidekick who defines the role
Tim, the sidekick who dies and comes back wrong
Dick, the sidekick who saves Batman from himself
Damian, the sidekick who was never supposed to be a sidekick but would go on to prove everyone wrong
Jason, the youngest sidekick who is still the Kid Wonder
...So this is fucking wild. I've got some ideas and several of these fit perfectly (Dick's role is pretty similar to his one in canon), but some of these are fucking INCREDIBLE to explore (Steph being the first Robin is something I never even considered but tbh I kinda love it).
I probably won't write a fic or anything because tbh I don't like publishing my writing that much, but I might expand this into a full AU and post about it. I might randomize other stuff too (ie, stuff that I cannot change vs stuff that I cannot keep the same) but this fucking rules as a starting point.
#uhhh what am I calling this??#randomizedrobinsau#stephanie brown#oh my god I am so excited to figure out how tf to write this.#because she's my favorite of these characters and having HER be the first sidekick + the one who has a mentor/older sister relationship#with the others?? kickass. though I'll probably keep her and Tim's relationship as 'dating-then-exes' because I think it's funny#and then SHE can be the Robin who Tim got fixated on + figured out her identity?? holy fuck and then the angst of Tim later dying#Tim Drake#tbh I kinda wish he'd gotten a different position because 'sidekick who dies' Tim has kinda been done a lot with the standard#reverse robin aus. But it'll still be fun to write. Definitely going the Joker Junior route with this because Batman Beyond kicks ass#Dick Grayson#He'll honestly probably be the easiest. Like...his role has not changed much outside of being younger/not the one who defines this#But I still think it'll be good to see how well I know Dick beyond his eldest brother thing (which is my best way of relating to him)#Damian al ghul#damian wayne#oh this is gonna kick ass#Bruce does not want his son to be a sidekick but Damian just kinda forces his way into that role#and everybody doubts him because of his history with the league but he later proves himself more than capable#to the point that he can set out mostly on his own and still thrive#Jason Todd#Jason being the baby of the family is also something I have never thought about but holy shit it could kick ass#I really hope that I don't roll 'Jason must die' or 'Robin 5 must die' on the randomizer. I just kinda want Jason to live this time#But unfortunately I double-screwed him because he's on the 'must happen' wheel twice now. I did not think these prompts through#TBH I am so happy that none of them rolled their OG roles. because that would have been so fucking boring
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okok my brain not braining rn but.... smth smth stan starting to figures tbings out when SHERMIE calls asking ford to watch the kiddos like
stan: hello? if this is the irs you can talk to me in person!
shermie: ford blah blah blah kids blah summer blah blah
stan: (why tf is my brother calling this ford guy????? and familiar with him?????) uhhhhh...
OH HEY i hadn't even read this ask when I wrote my response to that other one so I guess we're just on the same brainwave with "Shermie is the one to ask Stan to take care of the kids"
Stan is so confused because like. Shermie is his brother. He knows Shermie is his older brother. Everytime someone mentions Stan's brother they're obviously talking abut Shermie. Right? So why is Shermie calling up Stanford (how does Shermie know Stanford exists? So why does his brother Shermie somehow know who Stanford is? Does he know Stanley stole this random dude's identity? Except, no, Shermie thinks Stanford is his brother, which is super weird. And Stan is so absolutely baffled about this whole thing that he finds himself agreeing to Shermie's request before he can think through "taking care of a couple of kids for an entire summer"
#i should make an ask tag#stan (singular) au#ykw im just gonna clarify this one in writing now#bc im confusing myself#the family thinks stanley is dead or disappeared entirely#bc nobody has heard from him in smth like 40 years#they think ford has gone a little kooky in his shack in the woods#because he hasn't talked to any of them in 30 years#and for a hot minute any time any of them opened a call with 'hey stanford' he would just yell something about 'them' being after them and#then hang up abruptly#(this is not helped by the fact that Stanford had 'them' (demons) after him)#(and stanley-pretending-to-be-stanford had 'them' (the cops+random gangs he antagonized as stanley) after him)#so there's a bit of a crossover in actually-stanford going a bit insane and ghosting everybody#and stanley-as-stanford trying to cut out everyone from That Stanford Guy's life and ignoring anyone who seems to know who he (stanford) is#so the family eventually gave up tryign to contact stanford for like 20ish years#then obv the parents died#so its just shermie after like 20 years like 'okay fuck this im sending my grandkids to drag my idiot brother out of his cave'#surprise. wrong brother!#i'm retroactively making this scenario the canon-to-the-au one#stan doesn't have the twins literally just show up on his doorstep at the start of the summer lmao
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