#I called fucking everybody

[raindropsonwhiskers]

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[hildegardladyofbones]

One of the best things about Disco Elysium by far is that it does not fear ugly women. The world is full of ugly men, but ugly women are so hard to come by.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

Metalhawk: bro stop calling my people NAILS

Starscream: if you tase me im gonna make u my dead wife istg

Wheeljack: why do your optics turn separate directions whenever i mention the word 'plan'.

Ratchet: yeah i have arthritis so idc if i die tbh :/

rodimus: im buying an rv and me and all these strangers (who like me more than u, not that it matters ) (im hot) are gonna * EXPLODES EVERYONE *

wheeljack, in the middle of discussing a very elaborate pain-staking plan:... ... something just exploded & i wasn't the cause 😢...

prowl: WHERE IS YOUR RAGE

needlenose: i sure love my big dumb evil husband. sure hope a disgruntled little popcorn kernel doesn't detonate a bomb in his head

Wheeljack: fuck my life

Starscream: i love lying, so, naturally-- im gonna become a politician.

ironhide: i saw the hat man

the intelligent Bumble (bee):

[queerdiazs]

as an eddie girl who loves buddie and enjoys bucktommy, one of the best things to come out of the tommy and eddie hate is how many of you have exposed yourselves for being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, classist, elitist, and bigoted motherfuckers ✨🫧

[aishabellasbigblogofeverything]

Seeing people lust over Luigi Mundane Mangione just because he killed the CEO(“fuck capitalism!” my ass because lbr if a Black person killed the CEO y’all would hate them so much) and then the very next day seeing people shit on the cutest Black girl you ever did see and call her ugly, masculinize her, and compare her to animals, all for not looking like a zombified facelifted mugshawty Barbie sex doll.

This is what it’s like to be a Black girl. Constantly having your dignity and womanhood and value tarnished and dragged through the mud, and being reminded time and time again that the world hates your very existence and considers you the fundamental opposite of everything a beautiful and feminine woman is. Everyone walks all over you, everyone sees you as a despicable subhuman monster who doesn’t deserve or need protection and care, everyone uses you to get a one-up and prop themselves up because you’re seen as easy picking and nobody defends you when the going gets rough because to them you’re just there to remind them that they’re better than you because “at least I’m not a Black girl”. And when you complain you’re “aggressive” and “dramatic” and “it’s not about race/gender” “people can’t help what they’re attracted to, Black features are inherently more masculine anyway”. I hate it here.

[aeb-art]

made some sprite edits with loop in @ghostlightfic

there's also another one under the cut that i made yesterday but i did it on my phone and it saved all blurry lmao

i like the ones i made today a lot more, but this one might as well be included

[schizononagesimus]

YOU GUYS LOOK WHAT MY PARTNER MADE ME FOR HANUKKAH 😭😭😭 this is definitely one of the best gifts ive ever received i did in fact start crying

[babsaros]

hey. when cis society is oppressing a trans man, what he is experiencing is. In Fact. misogyny. i'm sorry i know none of us like to be reminded of our agab, and it hurts whenever people perceive you as the wrong gender. but a cis person hate-criming, assaulting, verbally abusing, etc, a trans man is not doing "transandrophobia" because they do not perceive him as a man.

they perceive him as a woman failing at her gender, as a woman who has been seduced and lied to and manipulated because women are so easily led astray, just like it says in the bible. they perceive him as a woman who has been mutilated. they perceive him as a dyke that needs to be fixed. if they are hate-criming him because they *do* perceive him as a man, because he passes well enough they aren't thinking he could be trans, then they're doing so out of homophobia, perceiving him as a gay man, a pervert, a sissy, a danger to children. OR, they are being transphobic but specifically because they think he might be transfeminine instead. when cis society oppresses a trans woman, they are able to do it on multiple levels at once. She's a woman failing at her gender, a dyke that needs to be fixed. Or she's an evil and grotesque crossdressing pervert, a rude caricature, a danger to polite society. she will never be doing enough to escape oppression entirely, no matter if she gets every surgery she can and wears makeup every day and passes perfectly, because she lives under a patriarchy, and she's a woman, so she lives in a panopticon, and HAVING to get surgery and wear make-up to be respected IS oppression, especially if the alternative is being hate-crimed.

trans women (and trans men who pass) are not experiencing "transandrophobia" when a 'queer women and nbs" event turns them away at the door for being too masculine. they are. IN FACT!! experiencing the byproducts of misogyny in a patriarchy!!! where the terfs and coward cis women running those events and occupying those spaces have been taught (sometimes through experience, sometimes by men, sometimes by women) throughout life that men = stronger and more dangerous than women ALWAYS. That they need to protect themselves at all times and always be vigilant. That men and women can't be friends without sexual tension (and so as queer women the mere existence of what they perceive as a "man" is a threat). That women need a separate sports league because they can't possibly compete with someone who has even a little bit "extra" (an unquantifiable amount actually because there isn't a standard range) testosterone. That women should cook and men should fix cars. i promise you, i promise i promise i promise. it's misogyny. like!!! you don't say cis gay men experiences "androphobia", bc that's not a thing!! you sound like fucking mens rights activists guys please! you don't say a black man experiences "misandrynoir"!! because living in a patriarchy fundamentally means men do not experience oppression based on their gender. its not happening. shut the fuck up. stop walking us back to 2014 can we please take a step forward and stop bitching about this. there are genuine issues in the world and i'm frankly sick of people who should be smarter than that needing to be gently hand-held through this fucking explanation for the millionth time and still stomping their feet.

[teddybeartoji]

i love stretch marks so fucking much they're so fucking pretty

[backpackingspace]

Me: bookmarks an amazing series with realistic themes of both a loving marriage faced with a life time of separation, the loniness of war, and what was happening on Calypso's island

Me:great!! This series has everything I love it so much

Me, with every chapter that updates: Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Me: after this last chapter left staring at a blank wall for five minutes with my heart races almost unable to comprehend how horrific and fucked up the newest chapter was, feeling like I just watched an actual literal horror movie: holy shit I'm actually legitimately so scared right now what the fuck

[heartorbit]

woe mafukasa be upon ye

[evilkitten3]

one (understandably) underappreciated thing about madara is that he's one of the oldest characters in the series,,,, yet even when he's literally a wrinkly old caveman on life support he never switches from using ore to using washi.

almost every other old man character uses washi, and even some of the ones that barely qualify as middle-aged (mr raikage sir you are 47???? hashirama and tobirama are even worse; you cannot tell me either of them made it past 35)

meanwhile madara's all "whatever i'm gonna get revived anyway i don't have to change shit"

[cosmicdenro]

MY PART FROM THE REANIMATED FLASHBACK!!!!!!

[lazysublimeengineer]

Me: BRING BACK SECOND SELECTION SLURSAGI BACK ON THE FIELD GODDAMIT.

[phaginof]

something about this video permanently altered the timeline, like this video dropped and i just knew… without her we would not be living in this beautiful gay we know you know timeline

[hellomagicalsouls]

‼️BEN HARGREEVES ‼️

girl is he in prison? he looks like he's doing visiting hours

who else would be in prison (🤡klaus🤡) or maybe it's a facility of some sort.

his little plastic bag, he's bringing gifts to his friends. I'm lost on this one. my immediate thought was prison

also hello squiddy

I freaking love the tentacles omg also Ben turned into a little murder baby this season. he's so hyped and has a zest for life (not others tho)

Ben Hargreeves the half squid man thing you are I'm intrigued to see what you'll do next

also he flung a soldier here so have they drafted in the army to stop the squid or is it something deeper? aka vietnam.