#I am a 28(?) year old adult

[ask-thearchivists]

hay cartographer is your favourite colour yellow because of the curator? If so I’ll be happy crying

The Cartographer: I'm not that mushy. Yellow is just a nice color. Every one of us besides me has yellow skin, anyways. Also sometimes I sneak tastes of stars I pass by, and yellow is my favorite.

The Coordinator: Cartographer, we are not supposed to eat stars that are not dying!

The Cartographer: I don't eat that much, just a little taste. Plus, I know what red dwarf stars taste like and you don't.

The Cartographer: Bleh!

[clione16]

"chilchuck is that one 'she is 10000-year-old dragon' trope but he is guy so no one ever think it is weird" "people who thirst over him is a pedo" Do. You. Even. Read. The. Manga.

[coldswarkids]

the thing about begging for so long for God to give you gifts and feeling like there was nothing in response for years - the thing about being like okay, i guess i'll just make the best of things alone - is when the gifts start coming you don't know how to receive them well

[lizzy-frizzle]

People that can handle the social interactions to navigate the weird ass bureaucratic nightmare that is changing your name.

How?

[nuitthegoddess]

I really went from “I miss my husband Baul Zigvolt” to “Baul who?”

IM SORRY BAUL

IT’S A MIDDLE AGED KITSUNE MAN—

[labradorite-princess]

I want to cry.

[adlibitur]

tldr i think one of the massive aspects of south park watching discourse that is overlooked is that a lot of yall watched this shit as minors and thats part of the problem, you didnt have any of the cognitive skills to not just think this was fine behavior for real life.

[alsklingwille]

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[fingertipsmp3]

I’m so fucking annoyed with myself today

[bepoprotectionsquad]

Right now I am not doing good because:

- [ ] I am nauseas

- [ ] I have a migraine

- [ ] I’m in pain from being on my feet at the grocery store for longer than I wanted or expected to be

- [ ] Vividly remembering medical trauma that happened to me on loop for the last week while finding out that I’ve been lied to and gaslit about everything surrounding the events for 10+ years

- [ ] Didn’t get all the groceries I wanted but am down to less than 15$ for groceries til the 5th (I won’t starve it’s just that prices are absurd and they were out of a lot of the cheaper things I normally like.)

- [ ] Sensory overload from the grocery store

- [ ] My headphones are going, so doom is pending (this isn’t even slightly an exaggeration, it’s the main thing that keeps me from being in constant sensory overload)

- [ ] Ran into someone at the grocery store that used to be my friend but who became cruel and nasty to me as my disabilities worsened, can’t calm down now and had to hide from him repeatedly while shopping

- [ ] The 🌳🌳🌳 I have is really really low THC and is basically doing nothing but filling my lungs with smoke

- [ ] Repeatedly getting blown off by doctors about the fucked up shit happening to me

- [ ] I don’t know who is actually safe to vent to or ask for help

- [ ] I feel like a huge burden for even considering asking for help or validation or support

- [ ] I didn’t succeed at anything I tried today and none of the things I did do brought me any joy even though I did things that should have made me happy.

- [ ] Processing another shooting, as well as the violence that was immediately turned on trans people because of it

- [ ] Cat is making sensory overload 1000x worse by being a dick to get attention she doesn’t even actually want

All of this is affecting me right now in this exact moment 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[comrademango]

Hey, friends!

Please check out Amal (@amalashuor)and her family's story and campaign! [Vetted: #175]

You can see there that Amal's family is young and small, just two young parents and their young child, but now they are also providing for their extended families - 25 people - through this campaign.

Because Rafah Crossing still has not reopened, they are still in danger every single day, while also dealing with the very, very high prices of basic necessities. The funds, while they cannot leave, are thus being used for their daily needs. That means your donations will help them, whether or not evacuation is possible at the moment.

Amal and her family have been trying to raise funds but donations have been really slow to come in. A number of other users have been making posts to help boost the campaign because of this. Currently, they have raised €48,612 raised out of the €75,000 target.

Also, you can enter an art raffle if you donate!

ETA:

You may have seen Amal's campaign previously shared as having a €50,000 target. They have increased the target because they have gone through the most of the funds that they do have, and donations are still coming in very slowly. And apart from basic needs for food, Maryam, Amal's young daughter is now sick. Antipyretics cost more than $10 and antibiotics cost $20. And among the adults in their 25-member extended families, some have diabetes, hypertension, and mental illness.

[sabertoothwalrus]

i keep on thinking about how chilchuck claims he is 28 years old and turning 29 that year. he has 3 grown daughters, who were supposedly all grown up and out of the house 4 years previously, when he was 24/25. being generous and assuming theyre triplets. and maybe they all moved out right when they turned 14. chilchuck wouldve been 10/11 when they were born??? is he lying about his age. i wouldnt put it past him. am i just missing something and this all makes sense somehow. maybe he was trying to thread the needle between "around the age everyone was assuming (young adult)" and "too old to be exploring dungeons like this." is there an extra i havent read that explains everything and im just obsessing over this for no reason. does this even matter.

he became a dad at 13! It DOES say that half-foots are considered adults at 14, but since tallmen are considered adults at 16, he was still pretty young. hashtag teen dad chilchuck.

It doesn’t say on this chart, but I think his daughters each moved out around age 10-11? so he and his wife were empty nesters by the time she left him.

It also says that his first two daughters were born the same year, but nothing mentions them being twins, so half-foot pregnancies must be relatively short. maybe he knocked up his girlfriend when he was 12 😵‍💫 and turned 13 and got married by the time mayjack was born

[kuromi-hoemie]

@ my mom

Love to see it when pathetic, entitled, and unrepentantly authoritarian parents cry about how their children completely cut them out of their lives as a consequence of their own terrible behavior.

Then they post about how miserable they are while also regretting not being authoritarian enough to prevent this, showing that they lack the self-awareness to even realize what they did wrong even though their children probably already told them.

Absolutely no sympathy for the parents. Huge win for their children.

[sanaexus]

social's as oliver's girlfriend

-liked by kuniisuke, yukimiya.kenyu, isaichii and 152.k others

yourusername: goat of cheating tagged: oliver.aiku

oliver.aiku: that caption is so beta ↳yourusername: that's the only thing ur good at it ↳oliver.aiku: im LICHERALLY THE JAPAN FOOTBALl TEAM'S CAPTAIN ↳yourusername: blah blah blah. proper name. place name. backstory stuff.

megubachi: beo hit em w the pose 28 ↳eita.otoya: whats ur rank in dti ↳rin.itoshi: trendsetter ↳itoshi_sae: runway queen BUT IM A SINGLE STAR AWAY FROM TRENDSETTER ↳kuniisuke: atleast rin's better than sae at something ↳rin.itoshi: u lit lost to some tomato looking clown tfym ↳yourusername: GUYS ION THINK WE REALISE RIN AND SAE JS SAID THEY PLAY DTI ↳oliver.aiku: they wanna play dti w their baddies ↳yourusername: the only baddie ur playing dti w is me or else its cheating ↳oliver.aiku: whatever you say ma'am ↳isaichii: wtf

nikkoki: MAMA E PAPA ↳yourusername: yes bby ↳oliver.aiku: when did this thing become our kid ↳yourusername: you look like a divorced father of 6 this kid won't hurt ↳oliver.aiku: understood ↳chigi.who: NAHH WTH

user1: stoppp couple goalss ↳yourusername: couple goals until the goal he wants is another girl in our bed ↳oliver.aiku: the only goal i want is against isagi ↳isaichii: why break me ↳shiidoryu: i thought we were rivals pookie ↳oliver.aiku: ew

-liked by otoya.eita, karasu_tabito, nikkoki and 144.9k others

yourusername: those who know 💀����☠☠ tagged: oliver.aiku

shoei.barou: how brainrotted are u ↳yourusername: ERM ACSHUALLY ↳oliver.aiku: sge prefers to call it keeping up w the new gen ↳yourusername: in another universe im 4 years old sitting on galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer that's almost ab to break bcs of my flumptious gyatt sipping on a grimace shake watching the newest episode of skibidi toilet while mewing w alpha wolf while we wait for 3 am to call john pork ↳chigi.who: holy shit i think i just ascended to another realm reading this ↳reo.miikage: im all for supporting this but i cannot defend wtvr fuck u just said ↳megubachi: QUEEN BEHAVIOURRR ↳shiidoryu: in another universe ong ↳yourusername: MEGU AND SHIDOU GET ME ↳oliver.aiku: gaslight gatekeep girlboss? ↳yourusername: no. ↳oliver.aiku: IM TRYING BABY

nikkoki: current roman empire is how he keeps his fuckboy and nonchalant dreadhead persona aside when he's w u ↳yourusername: what can i say that's the (name) effect ↳megubachi: rizzler type shi ↳yourusername: ong man

shiidoryu: i swear i saw him talking to another girl in a RING STORE AND HE WAS MEASURING HER FINGER ↳yourusername: WHAT ↳oliver.aiku: CAN U NOT LIKE SHUT UP IM TRYNA COOK SUM AND U GOTTA RUIN IT ↳itoshi_sae: please for the love of god shidou don't stick your ass where it doesn't belong ↳shiidoryu: i feel like everyone deserves my ass ↳kuniisuke: babe there's no ass to give tfym

chigi.who: why is he wearing the crown when im the princess ↳yourusername: mb king

-liked by itoshi_sae, aryu.jubei, and 312.9k others

oliver.aiku: told y'all i was cookin sum tagged: yourusername

shiidoryu: WOAHH WHAT THE FUCK ↳yourusername: same ↳shiidoryu: congrats bitchass (mad jealous u got that ass and not me) ↳yourusername: thank youuu (have u looked at sae's thighs 🤤) ↳oliver.aiku: not under my post ↳yourusername: HI BBY HRU HOW WAS UR DAY ILY IDK WHAT UR TALKING AB

shoei.barou: congrats do u want tips on how to keep a ring clean and safe? ↳yourusername: thank you and no im A RESPONSIBLE ADULT THANK YOU ↳oliver.aiku: preach

itoshi_sae: from my side and from rin's side congrats you two ↳rin.itoshi: don't need to speak for me ↳itoshi_sae: well u think you're too good to congratulate people so i have to do it for the two of us ↳eita.otoya: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT ↳yourusername: shut up CONGRATS THANK YOU SAE AND RINN

mikka.kaiser: im going insane can someone pls fumbke and make a mistake pls i need to correct simeone ALSO CONGRATS U TWO FROM ME AND NESS ↳isaichii: you know what else is insane ab u ↳mikka.kaiser: what ↳isaichii: NOT UR SOCCER SKILLS FOSHO ↳mikka.kaiser: ITS FOOTBALL ↳mikka.kaiser: wait omg do u love me is that why u said soccer so i could correct u awwww ↳yourusername: THANK YOUU

megubachi: FINALLY I DONT HAVE TO SHUT UP AROUND YOU IT WAS SO HARD CONGRAYS FROM ME ISAGI BECAUSE HE'S GETTING CHASED BY NESS FOR STEALING KAISER OR SUM ↳yourusername: MEGU U KNEW ☹☹ THANK YOUUU BTWW

aryu.jubei: the ring is very glam also congrats ↳yourusername: he got that sugar daddy money AND THANK YOU ↳oliver.aiku: is that all i am a sugar daddy? ↳chigi.who: yes

chigi.who: CONGRATSSS FINALLY I DONT HAVE TO HEAR U SAYING HES AN UNFAITHFUL HOE ↳yourusername: THANKK YOUU AND STOP I NEVER SAID THAT ARE U TRYNA BREAK OFF MY MARRIAGE BEFORE IT STARTS ↳oliver.aiku: im hurt baby ↳yourusername: i'll kiss the pain away ↳kuniisuke: ewww gross also congrats ↳yourusername: THANK YOU

karasu_tabito: congrats you two also oliver be grateful i could keep a secret and didn't tell eita ↳eita.otoya: stop i thought we had something special ALSO CONGRATS ↳karasu_tabito: pls get away from me ↳oliver.aiku: thabnk you man ↳yourusername: THANK YOUU

nikkoki: GUYS I WAS THE PHOTOGRAPHER ILL LET U KNOW HE PLAYED NEW JEANS WHILE PROPOSING ↳mikka.kaiser: EY DROP THE QUESTION DROP THE DROP THE QUESTION ↳chigi.who: WANT ATTENTION WANNA WANT ATTENTION ↳yourusername: YOU GIVE ME BUTTERFLIES YOY KNOW

HI GUYS THIS TOOK ME A BIT TOO LONG THAT IN SHOULD HAVE BUT I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD ENJOY IT ALSO STAN NEW JEANS BC RAHHHH 👅👅

[sirpiglin]

I'm going into Boring Evil Stickerless General Dentistry Stuff this year and no longer qualify for pediatrucs and their fun stickers, so I have a question:

Optionally, let me know your answer if you're a dentist in the notes! Would you LIKE to give stickers out to adults?

[lonniemachin]

UPDATE FROM AHMED: HELP A PALESTINIAN FAMILY ESCAPE GENOCIDE

This morning I received an update from Ahmed. He and his wife and children are still displaced to an area without internet, and he is needing to walk long distances in order to access it. Because of this, communications are sparse, and it is up to us to continue to support his family fundraiser.

He has set his new short term goal to €10,000, of which he has €8,160. That's €1,840 left to go until they have the standard amount to evacuate 2 adults, and 1/3rd of their total goal! We're getting there through everyone's compassion and effort, but we aren't there yet!

Please continue supporting Ahmed's family. They need hope among displacement, to be able to sleep sounder knowing that when the crossing opens they'll have the means to escape to safety and recover in peace. They're counting on us, as we are the only people who are able to help them in this way. Any amount counts, be it €5, €10, €15, €20, or more, and helps save 5 lives. If you're wondering how to contribute if you have no other options, this is it!

€8,160/€10,000!