#i am an adult

[emporium]

Tumblr Ball Pit Keychain • $6.00

Why buy a keychain? Well, let me tell you, a keychain is not just a piece of plastic to hold your keys together. No, my friend, it’s a statement! It screams to the world, “Look at me! I’m responsible, I have keys, and I know where they are!” It’s a tiny badge of honor, a testament to your adulting skills. A keychain – it’s the superhero we all need, but don’t deserve!

2.31″ x 0.75″ in size

Clear snap closure & stainless steel key ring.

[konnyart]

The kiss of Judas (colorized)

I am dealing with the final very maturely and healthily, I swear. Believe me.

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

MEG!! HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

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HAPPY NEW YRAR!!!!

[driver270]

Super Adulting

Inspired by this:

[purple-spinarak]

from Reddit: x

[bubvy]

What do I do at work you may ask?

I read fanfic. That's it. I spend hours reading fanfic.

[leftinimaginationemily]

The feminine urge to keep rearrange a room around one object.

[sigyn-foxyposts]

Remember gang!! If the high-schoolers on the bus are bothering you by intentionally bumping into your seat and in your personal space, quite literally poking the back of your head. If talking to them the first time didnt work it's okay to scare them by grabbing their wrist and still letting them move <3

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

don’t make a joke about only having a husband for a finger. don’t make a joke about only having a husband for a finger. don’t make a joke about only having a husband for a fi-

[sappy-friend]

Oh and uh just for safety. Are you a minor...? I dont wanna expose you to explicit content if you are

Oops I forgot this blog doesn’t have my carrd, I’m very much 21, I am not an infant 💔🙏🏾

[aerodaltonimperial]

The number of recent limited merch drops I have had to abstain on because I can't play fast and loose with my bank account is sincerely distressing, tbh, I may be feeling a tad sorry for myself 🥺 Raise your hand if you, too, have been wistfully looking at merch you know you're never gonna get another chance to buy like SIGH such is life

[hole34]

new lesbian wives in town. say hello to the newlyweds.

[pleasanttaleexpert]

I am an adult... With adult money... I have restraint... I- I have.... I can restrain...

I'm obsessing over the fact that Volcarona sits perfectly in my hand, I could throw that mf like a damn baseball!

Anyways work on the comic is slow but being made, I've downgraded the background slightly so that I have more time to focus on my studies and the actual center focus of the comic, lol. Might be done around next week but don't hold me to that.

[petrichara]

Listen I don’t know what lesson teaches you at age 5 to accept bittersweet endings, but I know I missed it

[pandamugger]

I’m tired of being treated like a fucking child. I’m going to be 21 in less than 2 weeks. I need to get out of here.

[callingallcars]

i got the stupid cauldron shaped garlic baker