#I AM AN ADULT

[physicsgoblin]

Chat how do we feel about a guy asking you out on a date and then saying he wants to bring a chaperone along

[emporium]

Tumblr Ball Pit Keychain • $6.00

Why buy a keychain? Well, let me tell you, a keychain is not just a piece of plastic to hold your keys together. No, my friend, it’s a statement! It screams to the world, “Look at me! I’m responsible, I have keys, and I know where they are!” It’s a tiny badge of honor, a testament to your adulting skills. A keychain – it’s the superhero we all need, but don’t deserve!

2.31″ x 0.75″ in size

Clear snap closure & stainless steel key ring.

[konnyart]

The kiss of Judas (colorized)

I am dealing with the final very maturely and healthily, I swear. Believe me.

[bubvy]

What do I do at work you may ask?

I read fanfic. That's it. I spend hours reading fanfic.

[leftinimaginationemily]

The feminine urge to keep rearrange a room around one object.

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

don’t make a joke about only having a husband for a finger. don’t make a joke about only having a husband for a finger. don’t make a joke about only having a husband for a fi-

[aerodaltonimperial]

The number of recent limited merch drops I have had to abstain on because I can't play fast and loose with my bank account is sincerely distressing, tbh, I may be feeling a tad sorry for myself 🥺 Raise your hand if you, too, have been wistfully looking at merch you know you're never gonna get another chance to buy like SIGH such is life

[hole34]

new lesbian wives in town. say hello to the newlyweds.

[pleasanttaleexpert]

I am an adult... With adult money... I have restraint... I- I have.... I can restrain...

I'm obsessing over the fact that Volcarona sits perfectly in my hand, I could throw that mf like a damn baseball!

Anyways work on the comic is slow but being made, I've downgraded the background slightly so that I have more time to focus on my studies and the actual center focus of the comic, lol. Might be done around next week but don't hold me to that.

[eclecticstarlightwinner]

SAMPO KOSKI IS A TUMBLR MAN: A THREAD (THREAT?)

Sampo Koski is the absolute Tumblr man and should be known as such even if you don't play Honkai Star Rail.

Look at him.

His personality?

his ult is offering booby trapped chocolates in a heart box to the enemy

He knows much more about everything happening than he shows and conveniently disappears/appears during major events

He casually breaks the fourth wall FOR THE LOLS (he SAID it)

He's a professional smuggler with grey morality and a sl**ty outfit

Guys

Guys I only started playing last weekend and I now mostly do quests to collect jade in hopes to gacha-get him

Send help I already was way too much into Tartaglia and Lumine in Genshin I cannot

[petrichara]

Listen I don’t know what lesson teaches you at age 5 to accept bittersweet endings, but I know I missed it

[driver270]

Super Adulting

Inspired by this:

[presidenttyler]

mr tyler don’t play you literally look like this

i am now holding edith wilson's husband hostage. say it one more time and i will kill the hostage. edith will be upset

[pandamugger]

I’m tired of being treated like a fucking child. I’m going to be 21 in less than 2 weeks. I need to get out of here.

[callingallcars]

i got the stupid cauldron shaped garlic baker

[maangosprout]

Idk how Tumblr works erm 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 can u draw spot in compromising positions and then getting wonder bread please please olea zlelsass please oleaase

okay

yes i made this one as well

uhhhh anyways i am a normal member of society heehee

this isnt nsfw so i wont label it as sexual themes unless someone wants me to