#I also get a little bitchy

[i-yeeteth-and-i-yoinketh]

Normal people: Yeah! Woohoo! Cool eclipse! Pretty moon thing!

Me: yay! An eclipse! I can’t wait to see how this fucks up my sleep schedule! 😀

[akanemnon]

It could get worse and it DID get worse

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[curiousstrawberry]

I love Tarquin so much. He's such a fucking bitch about everything and then you learn he works in administration and it's like yeah, no i get this he's like me fr

[atoriv-art]

older designs for my specialest guy

[serenity-the-firefly]

i think carpenter and hayward should have some kind of ghost hunting youtube channel but for unlicensed gods. they go around snarking at each other and arguing over what kind of god this is and how best to deal with it. hayward ALWAYS thinks its an old harvest god and they have NEVER once made a situation better

[pansysgothgf]

I think we overlook how bitchy Eddie’s one line to Lucy in season five is. She says that she feels like she’s missing something when Bobby goes to find May during the dispatch fire and instead of being a normal human and saying “oh, that’s Bobby’s step daughter” he says “you’re just missing some family history”

Which, sure, he’s talking about the Nash-Grant family, but I think he’s also talking about the 118 family. He’s saying that Lucy isn’t a part of the family, not in the way he is. Even when Eddie isn’t a firefighter with the station, he still knows them more than she does. Eddie’s at the scene of a fire and they all default back to him being a member, to being Buck’s partner.

And in that line, I think he’s almost telling Lucy that she never really stood a chance at replacing him.

[lucabyte]

Happy halloween from Purrgatorio!! This year's costume theme is: things that have been distracting me from writing Purrgatorio

[sorchasolas]

I feel like ive talked abt this before but “[character] is actually ___ in Earth years” is an INVALID take because yea sure Kaladin would be mid twenties in Earth years but thats NOT the age Brandon wrote him as. If he WANTED Kaladin to he treated like a 26 year old by the readers, he wouldn’t hide that information in WoB and Wikis. He would state that in the book. Plus, we have no evidence that Rosharian humans (or even humans thoughout the cosmere) dont age in relation to their planets year (blah blah Connection)

Like. Pls let me repeat. Brandon wouldve stated these facts in the book if he wanted it to be treated as full canon and unambiguous fact. Kaladin is supposed to be portrayed as 19/20. Shallan is supposed to be portrayed as 17/18. Being like “oh actually Shallan is 23” or whatever ignores a crucial part of her story, that shes SO YOUNG to have all these things happen to her

[fauvester]

xuejiao and his secretary/attack dog/fiancee/2nd cousin

[matchbet-allofthetime]

God, my favourite thing ever is that when he's younger, at the beginning of S1, Marcus is SUCHHH a brat!

He's this bratty guy who is also a spitfire, he likes talking back, and he always acts like he wants control.

He acts out of line because he knows he can get away with it, he brats and snips words and acts like an all-around ass, but it's bratty. It's so distinct.

But later, when he gets that control he thought he wanted, when he becomes sheriff and then starts dealing with Silco, he gets so exhausted so quickly.

He's rougher, gruffer, more steadfast and sharp in his mannerisms and words, but that brattiness is less than half what it was when he was younger.

In, what was it? Nine years? He went from this brash, loud-mouthed, fiery young adult who wanted control to a salt-n-pepper dilf who has all the power one could want— and yet, he only has that through Grayson dying, and Marcus himself dealing with Silco, pretending to keep the— relative— peace.

I love seeing the differences, because he both changes so damn much, and also doesn't change at all.

[gthechangeling]

some stuff we could've had in The Dragon Republic but didnt and I wish we did

kitay and chaghan hating each other ON SIGHT. i believe from the bottom of my heart they spent the entire book trying to assassinate each other in increasingly covert ways

more rin and qara friendship!!!! we were so robbed tbh

quara and VENKA friendship!!!! archers!!!!

kitay and ramsa scheming together. idk it just makes sense, them being the only two not-shamans. besides i think ramsa's chaos would go well with kitay's big brilliant brain and by that i mean they would do horrible unspeakable things together and no one would be able to stop them <3

[skylerbluexd]

Psychopath Diary characters as dogs

(not a dog person so I am going purely by looks/vibes)

Yook Dong-sik

Labradoodle (or any poodle mix, really, but size mini or standard, with short hair of course + poodles can be very energetic)

Shim Bo-kyung

Cocker Spaniel (a gun dog; intelligent and alert, traditionally a working dog that was used during hunting)

Seo In-woo

Dobermann (shiny and well-groomed, with cropped ears and docked tail, because that's exactly what his father would do)

Heo Taek-soo

Shiba Inu (self-explanatory, they just look funny and derpy)

Jang Chil-sung

Rottweiler (because they only look intimidating but are generally chill and cuddly, and very loyal)

Seo Ji-hoon

Miniature Pinscher (with natural ears and tail, because favouritism from dad + it's just a mini and less serious dobermann)

Park Jae-ho

French Bulldog (idk why, it might just be the vibes I'm getting)

Jo Yoo-jin

Long-Haired Collie (it's just so pretty, and it kind of looks like it would be perfect for the role of secretary/assistant/manager in dog movies)

Team Leader Gong Chan-seok

Bullmastiff (you cannot convince me otherwise)

Joo Young-min

Dalmatian (looks like a rich kid + I can see it having beef with a mini-sized labradoodle and then complaining about it to a dobermann lol)

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i think the diamond dogs should play improv games just bc it would amuse me, an ex theater kid, specifically

[aces-to-apples]

Frankly I think Alistair being mildly shitty to that mage in Ostagar seems pretty in-character for the guy he is before the massive, life-altering trauma that is the Ostagar massacre wherein he sees all of his Grey Warden comrades, his beloved mentor/father figure, and his beloathed half-brother/convenient-target-of-projection absolutely torn to shreds by literal Thedas boogeymen. IIRC Morrigan and Flemeth both comment on his wack behavior after Ostagar and then by the time we get to Lothering Alistair just fully surrenders any and all responsibility (and, frankly, agency) to the player's Warden for the foreseeable future. It can then take anywhere from a couple IRL hours to the entire second act of the game for him to retake almost any amount of it back. And depending on the player's choices in dialogue, and especially whether or not they choose to romance him, we may only see flashes of that guy we met at Ostagar before he potentially morphs into almost someone else entirely (hardened!King!Alistair). All that to say, I don't actually think it's a useful criticism of "characterization" to bring up Alistair's glibness as compared to his behavior in the majority of the game because from where I'm standing (looking directly at his snottiness about Cailan, his complaints about being assigned to the Tower of Ishal, his Templar-esque focusing on Morrigan and Flemeth being apostates, his generally pretty brusque manner with the Warden recruits) it seems fairly in-line with the rest of his behavior at Ostagar.

[landfilloftrash]

we like our men fruity as a cake and bitchy as a dog; or more specifically hypnos does. come get yo man.

[nerdyqueerr]

no one else should be allowed to be in love when i can't see my partner