#I WILL FAINT

[etherealxn]

"well people didn't know you were dating"

"yea we didnt tell them"

IM SORRY THIS CONVERSATION IS REAL. I CANNOT GET OVER THIS. I LIVE IN A REALITY WHERE THIS IS TRUE OH SOMEONE HOLD ME.

[folklaurr]

Sorry i disappeared for several days but I’ve had Covid for 3 and a half weeks and I’ve been getting like one symptom at a time and this week is exhaustion so I’ve been sleeping every available chance 🙃

[mimina-shi]

this description is making me INSANE

if the humans and aliens end up staying together;; i am PRAYING that Tart stays with Pudding to help take care of her siblings 😭😭

[areyoudoingthis]

and when gnossiene n5 plays during the finale, what then??????

[gojoest]

this is the most perfect saturday morning ! got blessed with toji & received the rough sketch of my comm with satoru dkasdbvaksk IM SO DOKI DOKI I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAIIIIIIT FOR THE FINAL VERSIONNN KAJDHFJFD

[puragranada]

Louis and Claudia, dancing in the sunlight

[seagiri]

good company

[lydiablackblade]

It's Me! Me me me!

Being a Good Omens fan today...

[zephyrchama]

[Thoughts about an MC who gets periods]

Getting periods in the Devildom must be pretty rough. Demons probably don’t get them, and the number of humans freely wandering around has to be incredibly low. If MC takes the form of a sheep then they likely don't have to deal with it immediately, but eventually that's going to wear off and they'll revert back to a human. Does the Devildom even have pads and tampons for sale?

MC might have to sheepishly ask Barbatos if he can acquire some in bulk from the human world. Barbatos would remain professional as always when inquiring about the use of these products and their role in daily life. He'd have to report it to the prince. They're both aware of what periods are, but only in a vague "oh yeah, humans do that" kind of way. (Perhaps in the future, Lucifer could use his secret Akuzon account to order more?)

There's surely some plant or potion that prevents them, but they're not meant for long term use. Probably tastes nasty over time and covers human skin in a weird oozing rash if consumed too often.

A month or two into the exchange program, MC might have to call up Solomon for aid.

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“Can you help me with something?”

Solomon, not too interested in MC yet, agrees just to be amicable with his fellow human exchange student. They must be scared! They must be missing humans! “Is something on your mind?”

“You know how to do magic, right?”

What a silly question. It’s almost refreshing to hear. “I do.”

“Do you know… like, uh, smell…? Reducing magic? Something to cover up smells? Without being obvious, I mean. I feel like I stink and I was really hoping you could help me figure something out.”

How cute, he thinks. He can’t quite remember the time when he smelled fully human anymore, and he can’t really smell the distinct odor on people that demons can, but he knows demons can easily sniff out a human from afar. “Oh, don’t worry about that. It should go away on its own as you spend time here.”

MC isn’t convinced. “I don’t think it will…”

“Trust me. How are you finding Devildom cuisine? I know you’re not used to it, but eating more will help you adjust. I can whip up a few simpler dishes for you to try if you need help.”

MC is silent for a bit. Solomon thinks his job is done until they say quietly, “that’s not the problem.”

“What?”

“I’m pretty sure the brothers I live with can smell, uh, my cycle.” No use being coy about it, better get straight to the point. “They stare at me when I’m on my period. I think - no, I know - they can smell the blood. I’ve seen them sniff the air when I’m around. It's weird. And I can’t exactly stop it from happening every month.”

“Oh.” Now it’s Solomon’s turn to be quiet. He’s embarrassed and surprised, a little humbled, and also really interested in this problem. It’s not something he’s ever thought about before.

MC continues, “I think they can tell when I’m ovulating too, Asmo started lingering around more often, and Lucifer looked scarier than usual, and they all stare more, and-”

“I think I get it.” Solomon can’t stop his face from turning pink. Despite his usual grin, he doesn't think he’s ready to listen to the rest of MC’s sentence.

There should be an easy solution, but it’s something that warrants testing if MC doesn’t want the brothers noticing a sudden spell cast upon them. It could get mistaken for something malicious. Solomon says, “I might be able to help. Can you come over today?”

[lilybug-02]

It's the bug gang!

Bug Fact: Caterpillars have 12 eyes! Kinda. They have simple eyes called, stemmata, all along their body. Vision is very blurry.

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[clovelie]

the thought of being replaced is enough to make me almost pass out

[crowlion]

[graythursday]

i can’t casually read through the hannibal scripts bc i come across shit like this and suddenly i’ve fallen to the ground and will soon succumb to my injuries

[seakrisp]

She has my whole heart.

[raticalshoez]

Etho "I am not a protector" Slab

[miothle]

here's to another year🍵🔶